Chapter 61: Wild Little Teapot Spout

The difference between men and women was beyond her comprehension as a four-year-old child.

She simply didn't understand what the difference between men and women could be.

At least on the surface, it's the same.

Strictly speaking, it means that men grow beards when they grow up, while women don't grow beards, and there is no difference between the rest.

If a man shaves off his beard and puts on a woman's clothes, wouldn't it be exactly the same as a woman?

In that case, if she wears men's clothes, will she become a boy?

Su Ruansoft walked in front of Su Qingyue seriously, her little face was full of seriousness, "Brother Qingyue, can you take off your clothes?" ”

Su Qingyue looked dazed, "Why?" It's freezing cold, and if I take off my clothes, I'll freeze to death! ”

"No, Brother Qingyue, you take off your clothes, take off your own clothes softly, and then we are changing." In this way, Brother Qingyue will become a girl, and she will become a boy!

She's super smart!

"Why?" Su Qingyue didn't understand.

Su Qingchen patted him on the back, "How can there be so many whys, my sister asked you to take it off, you just take it off." ”

"Okay." Su Qingyue was forced to take off his tattered jacket.

Su Ruansoft also took off his jacket, and the two made an exchange.

Su Qingyue was taller than her, and his jacket was worn on Su Ruan's body and dragged directly to the ground.

Su Ruansoft moved to the front of the milk with great difficulty, "Milk, what do you look like now?" ”

Su Lao Niang looked left and right, but she didn't see a name, "Isn't it still my good granddaughter?" ”

"Wrong!" Su Ruansoft said seriously: "Now Squishy is not your granddaughter, now Squishy is your grandson!" You see that the softness is now wearing a boy's clothes, won't the softness become a boy~"

Her cute voice made the family laugh.

Su Soft but with a straight face, "You are not allowed to laugh, isn't what Soft said wrong?" I'm a boy now, right? ”

Su Lao Niang laughed so much that tears were about to burst out, "This boy, there is a small teapot spout hanging underneath, but girls don't have it, even if you wear boy's clothes, you can't become a boy." ”

Small teapot spout?

What's that?

How could she never have seen it?

Pregnant!

She could go and ask her brothers!

Su Ruansoft lifted the hem of his jacket and walked in front of Su Qingchen with a pair of innocent eyes, "Brother Qingchen, do you know what a small teapot spout is?" Milk told Soft that boys have small teapot spouts, but girls don't, you show me your small teapot spouts, and Soft will pretend to be one for a while, so that Soft can become boys. ”

Su Qingchen silently covered his crotch slightly with his hand, "Soft, this little teapot spout is innate." ”

Born with it?

So why didn't she?

Doesn't God like her?

She is the pearl of the Emperor's palm!

But it doesn't matter, although she wasn't born with it, she can go and pick one up!

If the others don't want the spout of the teapot, can't she just pick it up?

But she didn't know what the spout of the teapot looked like, so she had to take a look at it first, to be on the safe side.

"Okay then, Brother Qingchen, you first show your little teapot spout to Soft, and Softsoft just go outside and pick up a small teapot spout that no one wants."

Su Qingchen's face became even redder, "Soft, my brother suddenly remembered that he still had some things to do, my brother went out first, you go and ask Qingyue." ”

"Okay, then go and ask Brother Qingyue!"

Su Ruansoft walked in front of Su Qingyue again, Su Qingyue was wearing her little jacket, her legs and arms were all exposed, and she looked funny.

Su Qingyue said with a distressed face: "Sister Soft, you should change clothes with Qingchen Qinghe and them, your jacket is warm, but it is too small, and I am a manly husband, how can I wear the clothes of a girl's family, it is simply ugly." ”

"Hmph, don't change it, it will become a boy soon, how can a boy wear a girl's clothes?" Su Ruansoft wrapped the boy's jacket tighter, for fear that Su Qingyue would come over directly to grab it.

"Soft, you are originally a girl, how can you become a boy? Don't play tricks on your brother, hurry up and change your clothes. Although Su Qingyue said this, he still didn't use his hands to snatch his clothes.

If his sister doesn't want to give, he can insist on it.

"Don't believe it, Squishy is really going to become a boy soon, but before that, Brother Qingyue, you can take a look at your little teapot spout, okay?"

Only when she sees what the spout of the small teapot looks like can she go outside to pick it up~!

"Little teapot spout? What's that? How come I've never heard of it? Su Qingyue scratched his head, looking confused.

"Don't you? You don't have a small teapot spout, so why are you still a boy, shouldn't you be like a girl? "The milk has said, boys have small teapot spouts, and those who don't have small teapot spouts are not girls?

When Su Qingyue heard this, she was even more confused, "I'm a girl?" ”

Su Ruansoft nodded seriously, "Yes!" That's it, that's right! Brother Qingyue, ah no, Sister Qingyue, I will call you Sister Qingyue in the future. ”

"Is it ......" Su Qingyue fell into deep doubt.

Brother Qingchen has something to do, Brother Qingyue doesn't have a small teapot spout, and Brother Qinghe is still sitting there stupidly and motionless, obviously not a good object to ask.

Su Ruansoft quickly locked onto the target and went straight to Long Shenyue, "Brother Shenyue, Squiody has a question I want to ask you." ”

Long Shenyue's face was gentle, "Say it." ”

"Hmm...... It is...... Brother Shenyue, are you a boy? ”

"Of course."

"Do you have a teapot spout, then?" Su asked softly.

Long Shenyue's brows furrowed slightly, what is that?

"Not really."

"What? You didn't either? Are you actually a girl too? Su Ruansoft felt that his young heart was greatly hurt, why is it so difficult for everyone to find a boy when everyone is a girl?

She just wanted to see what the spout of the teapot looked like.

"I'm not a woman."

"No, no," Su shook his head softly, "Milk said, only those who have a small teapot spout are boys, and if you don't have a small teapot spout, then you are not a boy." ”

After listening to Su Ruan's explanation, Long Shenyue understood what was going on with the small teapot spout.

He couldn't hold back a sullen laugh, "Actually, I have." ”

Su Ruansoft looked excited, "Really, Brother Shen Yue, do you have a small teapot spout?" Can you give Squishy a look? ”

Long Shenyue almost choked to death with her own saliva after listening to what she said.

"Ahem, squish, what did you say?"

"Squishy means, take a look at your little teapot spout, go out for a while, see if anyone throws the spout they don't want outside, if there is, Squishy will pick it up and put it on yourself, so that Squishy will become a boy!"

After saying this long list of words, Su Ruansoft admired himself in his heart, his logical ability was too strong!

"Ahem, ahem." A crimson color floated out on both sides of Long Shenyue's cheeks, "Soft, this thing can't be picked up." ”

"Humph! Who said that, if you think you can pick it up, you will definitely be able to pick it up, but you still don't know what the small teapot spout looks like, Brother Shen Yue, for the sake of the soft to save your life, you can give the soft spout of your little teapot a look? ”

She also wants to become a boy as soon as possible, and then go to be the champion, so that the milk and her mother will be happy.

If she didn't have a teapot spout, she wouldn't be a boy.

"It's something you can't just show to someone else."

"Why? Besides, Brother Shen Yue, is it possible that softness is someone else in your heart? Su Ruansoft was aggrieved, as if a golden bean was about to roll down from his eyes.

Long Shenyue, who had no experience in dealing with this aspect, didn't know what to say for a while.

Su Qingyue, who was listening to their conversation on the side, pondered carefully, this little teapot spout boy has but girls don't, he knows that a boy has something that girls don't have, and the shape of that thing is indeed ......

"Squish! I know! I know what it is! You come here, don't you just want to see what the little teapot spout looks like, brother, I'll show you! ”

Su Qingyue said that he was about to take off his pants.

Lin Cuilan happened to come in from outside, and she heard her unlucky cub yelling to show her sister her little teapot spout.

She casually pulled a piece of firewood from the firewood pile, and with the firewood in her hand, she killed it violently.

"You little bunny, what are you talking about? What are you going to show your sister? Do you believe that I chopped off your little teapot spout? ”

Su Qingyue didn't even have time to put on his shoes, so he rushed out of the door in a panic, "Kill, kill!" Milk, help! My mother is going to chop off my little teapot spout! ”

Su Ruansoft followed, if her mother really chopped off the spout of Brother Qingyue's small teapot, she would pick it up and put it on herself!

Su Qingyue didn't wear shoes, and as soon as he ran in the snow for a while, he felt that his feet hurt as if they had been cut by a knife, and as soon as he stopped, he was pressed into the snow by Lin Cuilan.

Directly gnawed a large mouthful of snow.

"Mother, I was wrong, I was really wrong."

Lin Cuilan grabbed his ear, "You little rabbit, you dare to show your little teapot spout to your sister?" Not afraid of staining your sister's eyes? ”

"What's the matter, my sister was naked, and I've seen it with my own eyes! And my second brother, who also gave a soft bath, what does it matter? ”

Lin Cuilan raised his ears even more, "You still say yes, do you know the difference between men and women?" Even if it's brother and sister, you can't look at each other's bodies, understand? ”

Although Su Qingyue didn't understand, if he said it, his mother would definitely chop off the spout of his small teapot.

"Mother, I know, I really know, I will never show it to my sister."

Lin Cuilan let go of her hand angrily, "You fool!" If this is the case next time, don't blame your mother for being polite! ”

Su Ruansoft saw that her mother's anger was gone, and she suddenly looked pity, she still wanted to take the opportunity to pick up the small teapot spout.

Forget it, she's going to pick up a wild little teapot spout.