Chapter 73: The little ghost who has eyes and doesn't know Tarzan

"Master Land, now is not the time to gossip, how can we get in touch with the ghosts?"

Although she used to go to heaven and earth, she could do anything.

But now, she is just an ordinary little girl.

"Don't panic, don't you still have a teacher, there's no problem with the master."

Grandpa Land commanded the empty air to jump a few times on the empty ground, and before he could jump a few times, the ghost couldn't help but get out of the cave.

He came out with his mouth still muttering.

"God, you can be merciful, not long ago, there was an avalanche in this mountain village, and several people died, and now there is an earthquake, you want to exhaust the ghost."

When Lord Onicha came up, he found that there was a behemoth standing on top of his cave!

And what he thought was an earthquake was created by this behemoth jumping on the ground!

Every time this behemoth jumped, the whole ground shook with it.

The old man of the land, his own mountain is trampled on like this, and he doesn't say it and take care of it!

The ghost squinted his eyes and looked at the Internet, only to see that this behemoth had a whole body of hair.

The thing he hated the most in his life was this kind of thing that looked fluffy, but had no hair on his face, and was called a monkey.

If it weren't for a broken monkey back then, he made a big fuss in the underworld, so that Lord Yama found out that he was derelict in his duties and cut his position, and the position he worked hard to climb up to for hundreds of years was because of a broken monkey, hundreds of years in vain!

Therefore, he has a special hate for monkeys!

In particular, the monkey in front of him looks very much like the one who made a lot of trouble in the underworld back then!

"What a bad luck! In broad daylight, I ran into such a thing, jumping around in the realm of this ghost! Let Ben Ghost see when this broken monkey will die."

The ghost cha opened the book and looked at it for a long time, but there was no broken monkey of this model.

Could it be that this broken monkey is still running from the next mountain?

The things on the mountain next door are out of his hands.

As soon as the ghost was about to retract into his cave, he heard a soft and cute voice shouting.

"It's a ghost!"

The oni suddenly stood upside down, "Who, who's talking?"

The voice was small, soft, and you knew it was from a young child.

It's impossible, the people of the mortal realm, unless they die, they will never see him!

Su Ruansoft patted the empty air, and the empty squatted down obediently.

She slid down her empty back.

Then she swaggered and stood still in front of the ghost, and then, she said in an old-fashioned manner, "You are the ghost?"

"What the hell, call me a ghost, little guy, do you know what it means to respect elders?" The ghost reached out and poked her, originally he thought that he was a ghost, and he would definitely not be able to touch the body of the little hairy child in front of him.

But when his fingers touched her, he felt a soft touch.

He looked at his finger in amazement.

Could it be that his mana has become stronger again?

Even mortals, he can touch it?

It's amazing, it's terrible, this pimple mountain is really a treasure of feng shui!

He excitedly poked Su Soft with his finger again.

Then, poke it again.

After a while, poke again.

In just a few breaths, he poked more than a dozen times.

Seeing that his fingers were about to poke over again, Su Ruansoft directly covered his face with both hands, "You ghostly, you dare to take advantage of this princess?"

When the ghost heard her words, he burst out laughing.

"Princess, what princess, this ghost has been in this pimple mountain for more than 100 years, and I have never heard of a princess on this pimple mountain, little guy, the nose of a deceitful child will grow."

"Hmph, I'm a princess, you open it

Take a good look at your eyes!"

She is a dignified little princess of the Heavenly Realm, the kind that can walk sideways in the Three Realms!

It's a pity that she overestimated the ability of the ghost, and after watching it for a long time, he didn't see any fame.

"Little one, hurry home and play, you don't have time to play this kind of pretending game with you." As he spoke, he was about to sink down the ground.

"Wait! Princess Ben still hasn't asked you about anything, so you are not allowed to leave!"

The ghost almost didn't even look at her, and then sank.

It was the first time that Su Ruansoft was ignored like this, and the feeling of being ignored was really not good at all!

"Empty, why are you still stunned, keep jumping, until this ghost is almost out of the way!"

"Okay."

The empty space continued to jump on the clearing, and the entire cave house of the ghost messenger shook with the ground, and the objects he carefully collected to decorate the cave house also rolled down to the ground with the empty jump.

He had no choice but to get out of the ground again, revealing only one head, "I said Grandma, if you let your broken monkey stop for a while, and then jump, my mountain will be collapsed by him!"

"That princess has a few questions for you, and if you answer, this princess will stop bouncing."

The ghost thought to himself, this little guy is really welcome!

He's lived so big, and he'd never seen such an unkind little guy!

Wait for him to look through the books and see when the little creature will die.

But he flipped through the book for a long time, and he didn't find anyone like the little guy in front of him.

After doing it for a long time, I still came from the next mountain, and I also recorded this account on the account of the next mountain!

The ghost thought about it for a while, and it had to be recorded in the account of the old man of the land, this old thing, as the land god of the pimple mountain, did not work hard, and let the things in the next mountain run their pimple mountain to be arrogant.

"You ask."

"Have you ever detained two male souls today? One is about that tall, and one is about that tall!" Su Ruansoft compared the height of the two people, and then continued, "One is very thin, and the other is very strong!"

The ghost cha recalled, aren't these the two souls he just sent to the underworld today?

When the two souls were taken away, they were still muttering that they had been killed by youkai.

Whether there are monsters on this pimple mountain, he couldn't be clearer.

A small and poor and broken mountain like Pimple Mountain, there can be monsters and ghosts.

"Yes, yes, but what does it have to do with you?"

"Of course it matters, and it's a big deal! What about those two souls, are they still here?" Su Ruansoft asked eagerly.

"Of course, the soul is in the underworld, this ghost is quite loyal, and with a freshly baked soul, it must be sent down as soon as possible." The ghost said seriously.

He obviously forgot that not long ago, he had left a soul in the cave for three or four days, and only took it with him until another one was detained.

"Huh? You've already arrived in the underworld?"

What can I do?

"Then, is there any way to get this princess to go to the underworld too?"

She had to talk to Lord Yama and let him let those two souls go.

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It's the first time I've heard someone make such a request to me, and it's really fresh!

"It's not easy to go to the underworld, but don't you see that big tree?"

He pointed to the nearby tree, which looked so thick that he couldn't hold it even if five people hugged him.

Su Ruansoft nodded, "Of course I saw it, this princess is not blind."

"If you want to enter the underworld, take your own head and hit this tree hard, as long as you hit yourself to death, this ghost can take you into the underworld."

If you want to enter the underworld, it is not simple.

If you kill yourself, won't you be able to get in?

Su Ruansoft was speechless, and she silently asked her master in her heart

, "Master Grandpa Land, has this ghost always been so annoying?"

While stroking his beard, Grandpa Land recalled, "I didn't hate it so much before, and sometimes, we drank together, and the fine bamboo leaves were green, fragrant, and the fragrance was very fragrant."

When Grandpa Land thought about it, he drooled greedily.

Since he was imprisoned in the statue, no matter what kind of food it is, he can only look at it with wide eyes, and he can't touch it.

I really can't go on this day!

"Apprentice, don't worry too much, take it out for the teacher, and let the teacher personally negotiate with him."

"Okay." ヽ( ̄▽ ̄)و

She just likes the feeling of sitting back and enjoying it.

Su took out the idol from his arms and handed it to the ghost.

The ghost cha glanced at the image, and then looked up at the pufferfish in front of him, the puffing little guy.

This little guy is on the way, knowing that if he asks a question, he will be paid.

The ghost almost accepted the idol unceremoniously, although this idol is a little ugly, but it is more than enough to pad the table legs.

Just as he was about to carry the idol in his pocket, he suddenly heard a voice.

"Old Kim, it's me!"

"Who? Who's talking?" This day, it's really hell, a little girl who can see him inexplicably just came running, and now another voice is ringing in his ears, and the voice keeps calling his name.

Damn, he's a ghost, goosebumps are standing up!

"It's me, you bow your head."

The ghost bowed his head obediently, but he couldn't see anything on the ground except snow or snow.

Could it be that there is an ant who has cultivated to speak to him?

This ant spirit is inevitably too polite, he is a ghost, and he even calls him by his name!

His name, is it also a random spirit that can be called?

"Ant Spirit, this ghost is thinking that you have just become a spirit and are ignorant, so I will forgive you for your mistake this time, but I won't allow it next time."

The land grandfather in the idol was stunned when he heard it, what is this fool talking about?

"Old Jin, are you stupid, can't you hear the voice of this god?"

Seeing that this ant spirit was still talking like this, the ghost's face was already ugly, originally he was a ghost, and his face was black, but now, the black on his face was almost dripping ink.

"What's the matter, pretending to be a ghost here, be careful that this ghost sent you to accept it!"

The land grandfather in the idol almost wanted to break through the idol and run out and teach this ghost a lesson fiercely, "You look down at somewhere, look at your hands!"

Hand?

The onicha turned his gaze to his hand, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt that the statue seemed quite familiar.

It's like some old man.

"This ugly thing looks like an old man of the land."

When Grandpa Land heard that this ghost was even criticizing his appearance, his nose was crooked, "Just how good-looking you look, your face is black, you haven't washed your face in eight hundred years, right?"

He is so ugly that he even says that he is ugly!

Is there still a heavenly principle, and is there a royal law?

"What's wrong with this ghost's black face, even if this ghost is black all over, it can't hide this ghost's handsome face, do you understand."

"I'm sorry, just you, you're still handsome, don't you laugh off the big teeth of this god!"

The more he listened to this voice, the more familiar it became, and suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, how could this voice sound so much like that bad old man of the land?