Chapter 85: The Declining Gods and the Poor Gods Gather
"Is there anything wrong with this place?" Su asked suspiciously.
"Isn't it just bad? Hurry up, while the old guy doesn't notice you, you hurry up, it's too late if you don't leave!"
Although he is just a small land god, he still knows a little bit about the power of the poor god.
If you add the two gods of plague and decay, then ...... I can't think about it.
It's not easy to come to such a small inn, it's not easy to have a poor god in charge, and it's not easy to get the other two, so no one should be so unlucky.
If an inn gathers all the three gods of the poor god, the plague god, and the declining god and has not gone out of business, then it can only be said that the luck of opening this inn is really against the sky.
"Why?" The milk looked like she had picked up a cheap place just now, and if she let the milk go now, the milk shouldn't agree.
It might work if she spilled and rolled, but she didn't really want to do that.
"Why else, vain, haven't you heard of the poor god?"
"Poor God? Is that the one with a broken straw hat, a broken bowl in his hand, and a raging garment of dust?"
She was a little impressed.
But in her memory, those guys in the sky seemed to dislike the poor god very much.
But wherever the poor gods are, those immortals must stay away from him, for fear of being infected with poverty.
She was curious to touch the feeling of the gray and poor qi, but she was ruthlessly taken away by Uncle Taibai.
A cheerful voice came, "Who is calling this god?"
The poor god wearing a broken straw hat on his head, a broken bowl in his hand, and a dusty ragged clothes on his body gradually became clearly visible in Su Ruan's eyes, and around him, there was a sense of poverty.
Long Shenyue, who lived in the next room, felt this aura and immediately became vigilant.
If something dared to hurt the people of the old Su family, he would not spare them first.
Su Ruansoft grabbed two handfuls of poor qi first, but after the poor qi touched her hand, it automatically dispersed, as if he was very afraid of her.
"Why can't you catch this poor gas?"
The poor god laughed, "Poor qi is naturally only accessible to those who are cheap, and a noble immortal like the little princess is naturally untouchable."
With that, the poor god entered the body of the innkeeper with a ball of poverty.
The shopkeeper, who was playing with the hard-won silver, suddenly twitched his hand and threw out the small piece of broken silver.
He hurriedly lay on the ground to search, but after searching the entire hall, he found no trace of the broken silver.
He couldn't help crying, "My silver, my poor silver, where have you gone?"
Seeing that the shopkeeper had become penniless again, the poor god touched his gray beard with satisfaction.
"Little princess, can you see it?"
Su Ruansoft nodded vigorously, "See, see clearly, Uncle Poor God, don't beat your poverty on the family of this princess, they are all very kind and kind people."
The poor god bowed slightly to Su Ruan, "Little princess, how dare the little god do that kind of thing?"
The god of the land jumped to his feet in the idol, "My good disciple, don't listen to his nonsense, but wherever his poor god is stationed, people will be unlucky as long as they enter his territory!"
As soon as the land god finished speaking, when Su Lao Niang was making the bed, the bed suddenly collapsed.
When Su Qingyue was drinking water, the handle of the teacup suddenly broke.
When Su Qingchen wanted to go to the thatched house, the gong bucket suddenly cracked.
Su Soft's suspicious eyes swept over the poor god.
The poor god inexplicably shed a drop of cold sweat.
"Haha...... Ha...... This is actually not bad for the little god, the power of the little god is not so great, the god of decay, the little princess is above, you don't want to do it quickly?" Z.br>
The god of decay grew a pair of embarrassed eyebrows, and his body was entwined
A debilitating breath.
"The little god has seen the little princess."
The decay and poverty became intertwined, turning into a large mushroom cloud.
The mushroom cloud slowly rose into the air, and then exploded with a bang.
The whole inn seemed to shake the mountains.
Even Mrs. Su and the others felt the shaking, "What's the matter, the ground is moving?"
Lin Cuilan's heart also tightened, "Can't."
"Why not, I clearly felt a shaky just now."
The people who lived next door also ran out and knocked on the door.
Su Qingyue's voice was the loudest, "Milk, something is wrong, we felt a shaking just now, do you feel it?"
When Su Lao Niang opened the door, she saw that several cubs living next door had all run over.
Father Su said with a worried face, "Old woman, did you feel a shaking just now?"
Mrs. Su nodded, "It's the same on our side."
"It's not a good omen, there's going to be an earthquake!"
And the shopkeeper in the lobby felt this familiar vibration, and could only silently recite in his heart, "Amitabha, Buddha bless, I hope this family will not be too miserable."
After reading it, he lay on the ground again and continued to look for the small piece of lost broken silver, and yelled at the shopkeeper by the way: "Why don't you hurry up and help me find it, do you still want to eat?"
The shopkeeper scolded in his heart and walked over and squatted down to look for it, while looking for it, he didn't forget to scold at the same time, "Why am I so unlucky, why am I so blind to your thief ship, I would have known that your broken inn was such a ghost place, and I wouldn't come to kill me."
The shopkeeper looked as if he was pinching him, "Then you go, you go."
The shopkeeper rolled his eyes, not wanting to talk to him again.
If he could go, he would have left a long time ago, why did he stay in this hellish place?
If it weren't for the fact that as soon as he returned home, he would have brought bad luck to his family, and his family members continued to fall seriously ill, and he would not have chosen to come back here.
As long as he stays here, his family will be fine.
But this kind of day of eating the last meal and not knowing where the next meal is, I really don't want to live it anymore.
"Why don't you help me get the money back, or we'll all have to drink the northwest wind for the rest of the month!"
Upstairs.
Mrs. Su held several children in her arms, "What are you afraid of, if you have milk, what can happen?"
The god of decay smiled awkwardly at the god of poverty.
"It's going to have this effect when we get together, so normally, we don't show up at the same time."
The land god asked, "Then you didn't want to leave here?"
"I don't know why, we can't leave this inn, otherwise this inn wouldn't be like this by us."
The land god kept complaining in his heart, the three gods of the poor god and the god of decay and the plague god, there were two of them here at once, no wonder this broken inn became this ghost.
If the plague god comes again, it will be a really good show.
"What the hell, old man, I can't leave this statue, and the two gods can't leave this inn, could it be that someone is deliberately manipulating these things?"
"Who would have such a great ability?"
In their hearts, the word Emperor of Heaven emerged at the same time.
But they only dared to think for a moment, and then pulled those two words out of their hearts, if they were discovered by the Emperor of Heaven, they would not be able to eat and walk around.
"Two gods, you better go back quickly, don't be here, these mortals are affected by you, I'm afraid they will have a long time of bad luck!"
The poor gods and the declining gods obediently disappeared without a trace.
But even so, everyone in the old Su family was stained with a trace of poverty and decay.
Seeing this, Su Ruansoft patted everyone hard, and only after she had scattered all those poor and declining qi did she put her mind at ease.
There shouldn't be any problems now.
Long Shenyue closed this scene to the end
In his eyes, although he couldn't see the poor god and the declining god, he could see that among the silk threads wrapped around the old Su family, there were a few more strands of silk threads that were so black that they almost couldn't be dissolved, but these silk threads quickly dispersed under Su's soft patting.
Su Ruansoft skipped Su Chunsheng and slapped it on every old Su family.
finally walked to Long Shenyue's side, using the same set of excuses, "Brother Shenyue, you seem to have a little dust on your body, let's pat it for you."
Long Shenyue nodded, "Let's shoot."
Su Ruansoft slapped it hard several times, and only after dispersing the mixture of decay and poor qi did he put down his little hand.
After filming so many people, the soles of her hands were all red.
She pursed her mouth and blew softly.
Long Shenyue conjured up a small bottle of fish fat out of nowhere, handed it to her, and said softly, "Use this to smear the palm of your hand, and it will heal soon."
Su Ruansoft sniffed it with her nose and knew that this must be a good thing, she showed a bright smile, "Brother Shenyue, I know that you are the best!"
Su Qingchen heard such an exaggerated voice from his sister-in-law, and couldn't help but turn his head to look, only to see that the two were very close, and the one surnamed Long was still touching his sister's hand, and he could see that his anger was coming up.
"Ahem."
When he saw that they were not separated, he coughed a few more times.
After coughing several times in a row, Su Ruansoft finally raised his head, and then asked, "Brother Qingchen, is your throat bad, do you have a cold?"
"Squish, what were you doing?" Su Qingchen walked over and deliberately stood between the two of them, squeezing Long Shenyue aside.
Su Ruansoft showed his shiny palm, "When I patted you just now, my soft hands were swollen, and when Brother Shen Yue saw it, he gave Squishy a bottle of ointment, but Squishy couldn't apply it with one hand, so Brother Shen Yue helped me put the ointment on my hands."
These fish fats, made from the fat of deep-sea fish, are quickly absorbed into the skin.
The palm, which was originally red and swollen, quickly returned to its original appearance, and even became more delicate than before.
Su Qingchen scratched the tip of her nose, "Next time this kind of thing, let my brother help you do it, Long Shenyue is an outsider after all, he is still a man, men and women are not kissed, do you understand?"
Su Ruansoft shook his head, "Soft and soft, I don't understand, what is the meaning of whether men and women give or receive kisses?"
Su Qingchen scratched the back of his head, as a child who had never read a book, in fact, he didn't know what it meant to be intimate between men and women.
Anyway, when he used to secretly hide outside the nearby village school and eavesdrop on the master's lecture, the master said this, and he guessed that boys and girls can't get too close, right?