Chapter 174 PUA Master Soft

In the evening, the sun sets in the west.

Lin Cuilan brought out the dishes in the pot the same way, "Let's start eating."

One dish after another was placed on a stone table in the courtyard.

Grandpa Land rubbed his belly, although he had eaten a peach just now, but after smelling the fragrance, his stomach rumbled again.

Father Su greeted warmly, "Brother Fang, you sit down first."

"Brother Su, you sit first."

"Brother Fang, don't be polite to me, sit down quickly."

"Brother Su, how can this be good, you haven't sat down yet, how can I sit first?"

"Brother Fang, you are a guest, of course you sat first."

The two tugged at each other for a moment, stunned that no one had sat on the stool.

Su Lao Niang looked at the two of them suspiciously, these two people were on the same page just now, why did they come out of the door and be called brothers?

"Squish, what happened to you out there?"

Su Ruansoft shook her head obediently, there are some things that can't be told to Grandma, "No, we just went to dig radishes and pick peaches."

"It's a strange thing." For things that couldn't be figured out, Su Lao Niang quickly gave up pondering, "It's all time to eat."

A meal with wine, meat and vegetables, everyone was very satisfied.

Grandpa Land had forgotten how many years he hadn't eaten this kind of home-cooked dish, and as he ate, he recalled the time when he was still a mortal.

After drinking, he babbled and said.

"I think back then, my family was also a well-known rich businessman, there were countless slaves and maids in the family, and there were countless fields and properties, but unfortunately, later encountered a famine, hungry people everywhere, and those corrupt officials and corrupt officials even had to withhold disaster relief food, I was furious, and directly set fire to the empty granary, and the matter reached the capital, I thought that this matter alarmed the emperor, and those corrupt officials and corrupt officials would be uprooted."

Grandpa Land said as he poured himself another glass of wine, "It's a pity, it's a pity, there aren't so many black and white things in this world."

"Later, I was disheartened, scattered all my wealth, and saved countless victims, but those corrupt officials couldn't see me as a disaster victim, and just found a reason to put me in prison."

Father Su couldn't help but sigh, "It turns out that Brother Fang, you are also a person who has experienced great things, I toast you!"

Grandpa Di took another sip of wine, although this wine was not as good as the elixir and jade liquid, but the more he drank it, the more he got better.

Su Qingyue listened with relish, "What about later?"

"Later, then, I died."

"Dead? If you're dead, why are you still sitting here talking to us?" Su Qingyue asked puzzled.

Grandpa Land laughed, "Of course...... ...... of course

Before he could finish his sentence, he fell drunk on the table, and after a while, he began to snore.

"Brother Fang, your alcohol consumption is not good, I'm not drunk yet!"

Daddy Su had another cup, "Happy!"

Seeing that he couldn't stop drinking, Su Lao Niang simply took the wine glass in his hand, "Okay, don't drink it, you can't tell the difference between the southeast and the northwest if you drink again."

"You old woman, it's rare for me to drink once, what's wrong? Why can't you tell the difference between southeast and northwest?" Father Su staggered to his feet, "Hey, it's really strange, my family is so soft, why is it everywhere? One, two, three, four......"

Su Ruansoft looked at herself suspiciously, no, she only has one?

How did Grandpa count so many?

"It is also said that you can distinguish the southeast and northwest, so you say, where is the north?"

"Don't look down on me, how can I not even know where the north side is?" Daddy Su staggered and stretched out his hand to the west, "Isn't the north over there, no, it doesn't seem to be the north over there, the north is in, it's ...... Ouch, why am I so dizzy, old woman, why are you flying around in front of me? When are you?

Became a god?"

He was so drunk that he couldn't stand still.

As soon as he took a few steps, he snapped and fell to the side.

Su Ruansoft shouted worriedly, "Grandpa!"

By the time she walked over, Father Su had already fallen asleep there.

The snoring came and went.

"Milk, why did Grandpa fall asleep?"

Can a person fall asleep so quickly?

Grandpa was still talking just now, why did he fall asleep as soon as he fell?

She hadn't even fallen asleep so quickly.

"Leave your grandfather alone, let him sleep here by himself."

"But there are a lot of mosquitoes in the yard at night, if Grandpa sleeps here, will he be bitten to death by mosquitoes?" It was only after she came to the mortal realm that she knew that there was such a nasty thing in the mortal realm, which would suck people's blood everywhere.

Even she was not spared, she was bitten by mosquitoes on her arms, legs, and face!

She hates mosquitoes so much!

Right now, the mosquitoes are buzzing in her ears, and if Grandpa lies in the yard all night, he will definitely be eaten by mosquitoes!

Maybe all the blood will be sucked dry by the mosquitoes and turned into a dried corpse!

Mom, she can't accept that her grandfather has turned into a dry corpse, "Milk, let's get grandpa into the room." qs

"You girl, you will feel sorry for your grandfather." Mrs. Su pinched her little face, "But Grandma is old, she can't move your grandpa, you want your grandpa to go back to the room to sleep, then you can only figure it out by yourself."

"Yes, Milk, you can rest assured that you will leave this matter to me!"

Seeing this, Mrs. Su went to the stove room with her daughter-in-law to clean up.

So many people eat leftover dishes and chopsticks, leftovers, all need to be cleaned up, she has to hurry up before the sun sets, these things are done quickly, so that she can save money on some oil lamps.

Su softly looked at Grandpa who was lying on the ground and was sleeping, first stretched out his little arm, grabbed Grandpa's hand, and tried to pull the person up.

But she used all the strength to breastfeed, and the other party still didn't move.

Forget it, it's impossible to rely on her own strength to get Grandpa up.

"It's empty, Grandpa will ask you to carry it to the room."

Kongkong roared to show that he already knew, and then he enlarged his body, carried Father Su to the room, and put him on the bed.

Su Ruansoft did not hesitate to praise herself, and gave a thumbs up to the empty air.

"Empty you're awesome!"

The emptiness that was praised by his little master seemed very happy.

"Roar, roar~"

After Daddy Su was moved to the room, the next thing was Grandpa Land.

"Empty, and him."

Kongkong was obviously a little afraid of Grandpa Land, and he didn't dare to step forward with fear.

"Don't be afraid, he's actually very amiable."

Kongkong glanced at his little master, and in his impression, this one was amiable, but he didn't have anything to do with it.

It's even very fierce!

If anyone dares to break ground on the Land Temple, it will definitely die an ugly death.

"Empty, I'm here, what are you afraid of?"

Empty swallowed his saliva, plucked up the courage to hold the land grandfather in his hand, and then looked at his little master, that look seemed to say, where should he put people?

Su Ruansoft pointed to a vacant house and said, "Let's move over there."

Softly and obediently, he moved Grandpa Land to that room, carefully put the person on the bed, and then rummaged around, found a thin quilt from the cabinet, and covered Grandpa Land on his body.

After doing all this, he breathed a sigh of relief.

"Kongkong obedient, you are such a well-behaved monkey, when I go to heaven in the future, I will definitely seal you as, and I will appoint you as ......" Su Ruansoft thought about it, what kind of

Is the position suitable for vacancy?

Back then, a monkey surnamed Sun was Bi Ma Wen for a while.

Later, because he was dissatisfied with this position, he made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace.

Since then, the position has remained vacant.

Or, let the empty top?

"Kongkong, when I go to heaven in the future, I'll let you be Bi Ma Wen, okay?"

Kongkong scratched his brain, he was only smart, he didn't understand what Bi Ma Wen meant, he looked at his little master blankly.

"This Bi Ma Wen is the position of managing all the immortal horses, although the grade is not very high, but it is an iron rice bowl, as long as you work hard, maybe you will be promoted in the future, but don't learn from your ancestors, think this position is too ordinary, so make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, I heard that the monkey surnamed Sun was suppressed by the Buddha at the foot of the Five Fingers Mountain, suppressed for five hundred years!"

Tut-tut, she didn't live for 500 years.

Once because she accidentally burned down Taishang Laojun's fairy palace, she was punished and confined by her stinky father, but after only ten years, she was already bored and dying.

What a feeling it was to be crushed under a mountain for 500 years, unable to move?

If it were her, she would be crazy!

Empty is her favorite mount, and she doesn't want her mount to follow the old path of her ancestors in the future.

Kongkong didn't know much, but he only knew one thing, and that was to listen to his little master, who was all for his good.

"Sora understands."

Su Ruansoft looked surprised, "Kongkong, can you speak?"

As soon as Kongkong finished speaking, he hurriedly covered his mouth, he was unexpectedly, he could actually speak?

But soon, Su Ruansoft thought of something, and she warned seriously: "Empty, you can't find out to others what you can talk about, you know?

They are all mortals, mortals have been very resistant to spirits since ancient times, and when I was in heaven before, Uncle Taibai told me many stories about the mortal world.

One of the most talked about is the story of the spirit being beaten to death by mortals because of the ignorance of mortals, so you must not expose the fact that you can speak, I am all for your good."

Sora covered his mouth and nodded.

"It's the empty and obedient youkai that people like."

Su Ruan rubbed the empty fur softly, the empty fur felt very good, fine and soft, fluffy, like a peach full of faces.

Empty obediently let his little master knead and flatten.