In a school cafeteria that is not listed to the public, just after finishing lunch, the masters and aunts who are cooking are gathered in the back kitchen to talk to their parents, but on a small bench in one corner, there is a good-looking girl who is immersed in cooking.

Really buried in the head.

My head is almost in the rice bowl.

Seeing her eating appearance, an aunt said distressed and unbearable: "Rats, if you eat chicken, you have to spit out the bones, don't feel distressed, there are many meals in the canteen." ”

"No, it's okay, Aunt Li."

The weasel raised his head, puffed out his oily mouth, and said indistinctly, "I just like to eat bones." ”

She is good-looking, so even if she eats wildly, she will not be offensive, but she is very naïve, which is very pleasing, especially for these middle-aged women.

"Don't talk about her."

Another master holding a rice jar looked up and said: "When I first came out, I was not as good as her, looking for opportunities to go into the pigsty to grab food all day long, and the family found out after two months of starvation and thinning." ”

These words caused everyone to laugh.

"I'm afraid that others won't know that you are a wild boar."

After laughing and teasing, an aunt turned her head to look at the weasel: "Mouse, hasn't your brother called you yet?" What a nice name my aunt gave you, Huang Xiaoxian, cute and metaphorical. ”

The weasel chewing on the bone in his mouth didn't care about speaking, he just shook his head, but it was not surprising that this group of aunts had seen her like this a lot in the past few days.

"This kid admits death."

An aunt smiled and said: "The first day she came, let's call her rat, I was curious and went home to check, the weasel is obviously a weasel, if you want to call it, it should be called a weasel, why do you call it a mouse, but she hahaha——"

The crowd burst into laughter again.

The explanation given by the weasel at the time is still fresh in their memory, and they are afraid that they will never forget it for the rest of their lives - weasel, there are only rats and wolves in their names, and there are no weasels, how can they be called weasels?

Someone asked her why she didn't call herself a wolf.

After all, it sounded much more domineering than any rat, and her answer at the time was: She was not as big as a wolf.

In short, this is a pretty cute girl, although she has only been here for a few days, but basically all the aunts and masters like her very much, not so much that she is stupid, she is just a little silly, and when she encounters other things, such as when an aunt wants to introduce her to someone, she is not fooled at all.

"Rat Mouse, when you can go out when you turn around, I'll introduce you to a young man who has become a bamboo rat, right? It's also a family. ”

Another aunt instigated: "It's good for a young man to work in the Demon Management Bureau, in human terms, it's an iron rice bowl." ”

The weasel shook his head like a rattle.

Tie the knot? What to marry?

I heard that after getting married, if two people are separated, the food and housing will be half of each other's half, and it feels terrible to think about it, why? She'd rather die (cross out) and she'd rather fight!

But......

The weasel who suddenly remembered a certain point put down his love for chicken, raised his head and asked eagerly, "Aunt Song, do all monsters have to get married?" ”

"Pretty much."

The aunt, who she called Aunt Song, said: "There are few monsters in the city, so you can't find a reliable mutual support?" Rats, don't look for humans, human men have too many flowers, you can't grasp it. ”

After she finished speaking, the kitchen was also in harmony.

No matter what gender, there are many examples of monsters being deceived by humans, the limit is one for one, anti-deception awareness, this is a key course in the school, the exam is required, and you can't go out of school if you don't get a full score.

"I'm not looking for men."

The weasel said without thinking, "Is it okay for me to find my brother?" He's a fox, and if he and I share things in the future, I can give them all, but I can't think anything else. ”

“……”

There was silence all around.

After a while, Aunt Song coughed dryly twice and asked, "Mouse, if Auntie remembers correctly, your brother seems to be only ten years old this year." ”

"That's right."

The weasel didn't feel that there was anything wrong with it: "I've read a book before, and there is an idiom that doesn't call a wolf and a fox and a fox and a wolf a traitor?" And then there was another word called an adulterer, and after marriage he was an adulterer, and I was—"

"Stop, stop! That word is called embarrassment! Aunt Song hurriedly interrupted her, and then said earnestly: "Mouse, you have to study hard in cultural classes in the future, otherwise I'm afraid you won't be able to get out of school for a few years." ”

“……”

Is it?

The weasel fell into deep thought, she remembered that it should be the wolf and the fox, and she used the computer in the school computer room yesterday to check the fox's entry very carefully.

I was taken aback.

It turns out that foxes don't like to eat chickens, they like to eat rabbits and mice, but since she also has a wolf in her name, her brother is definitely not her natural enemy.

Even if it is, it doesn't matter.

We are family (loud)

"Rat rat."

Just when the aunts wanted to give her a science about the legal age of marriage, a voice came from outside the kitchen: "Your brother called the school, you can come out and pick it up." ”

"Here we go!"

The weasel ran out with a smoke in his hand.

I can only wait for next time.

Got the mobile phone, and in the gap between the calls, the weasel put the rice jar next to him, and then took out a bunch of change from his pocket, which were her wages, and under her strong request, it changed from a monthly to a daily one.

"Hello? Sister Huang? ”

"It's me!"

The weasel clenched the money in his hand, pinched the phone in the other hand, and said happily: "Brother! You finally called me, I miss you so much these days, but they won't let me out! ”

On the other end of the phone, Kang An didn't have to think about it to know who they were, so he couldn't help but comfort: "Sister Huang, I've checked, as long as you pass the monthly exam, you can apply to leave the school, and the security guard won't stop you at that time." ”

"Uh-huh!"

The weasel said with anticipation: "The teacher said that the full score is 700, I got 360 after finishing the paper the day before yesterday, and it will be enough to do it again at the end of the month 700, and there are many more." ”

“…… It doesn't seem like that. Kang An was speechless for a moment, and then said: "But Sister Huang, you just have to work hard, I'm looking for you this time-"

"My sister also makes a lot of money."

When the weasel saw that he didn't ask, he couldn't wait to take the initiative to say: "It seems that there are more than four hundred, almost five hundred, I work in the cafeteria for a day, the school gives me eighty yuan, I heard that eighty yuan can buy a meat rabbit for eighty yuan, brother, you tell me where you live, I will exchange the money for rabbits and let the teacher send it to you." ”

“……”

Kang An on the other end of the phone pursed his lips.

If you can,

Please cash it out.

But as we all know, the prince is kind-hearted and can't say this, and the weasel doesn't take the initiative to bring it up, so he can only bring the topic back on track: "Sister Huang, I'm here to discuss the name with you." ”

"Name!"

The weasel's eyes widened and his voice trembled: "Have you thought about it?" Yes, what it is! ”

Starting today,

She, the weasel, is also a rat with a proper name!