2021.11.27
——07:02
Zhou: "Well done"
Zhou: "It's 1 o'clock again before going to bed" (+ angry emoji)
Zhou: "You don't talk about honesty and say it's half past eleven"
Zhou: Lewd knock bang bang bang (expression × 2)
——10:25
Me: Lewd knock bang bang bang bang bang
Me: "Have a great weekend"
Me: "Dude"
Me: "Yo Yo Yo"
Me: Dancing (Emoticon)
——10:36
Zhou: "Wake up"
ZHOU: Sitting on the ground (image)
Zhou: "Sit on the floor"
ZHOU: "Please don't change the subject"
Zhou: Bang Bang Bang (emoji)
Me: "I'm probably tired" (back, sitting on the ground)
ZHOU: "Cut off the topic"
Zhou: "Huh?" (Lead to the topic, you don't talk about honesty and say good at 11:30)
Zhou: "It's half past eleven."
Me: "I can't hold the iron"
Me: "Went to bed early"
Me: "I'm sorry"
Me: Woo woo, self-blame crying (emoji)
Zhou: "Went to bed early?"
Me: "I'm in a lot of pain."
Zhou: "12 and a half years are still playing games"
Zhou: "I went to bed early"
ZHOU: I was so excited that I couldn't speak (expression)
Me: "Let's sleep."
Me: "Ten hours ahead of eleven o'clock"
Me: Well-behaved and cute (emoji)
Zhou: "Don't distort the facts for me"
Zhou: "You owe me a reasonable explanation"
WEEK: Pinch the dog's big face plate (expression)
Me: "Don't explain"
Me: "The explanation is that I like you"
Me: Well-behaved (emoji)
Zhou: "If you like me, don't worry about what you promised me"
Zhou: "Pay attention in the next life" (+ angry emoji)
——13:40
……
Zhou: "Trust me, I'm sure I won't let you lose"
Zhou: "I don't know why I'm saying this at this time"
Zhou: "But I just want to say"
Me: "Trust You"
ZHOU: "Really"
Zhou: "I'm sure I'm not going to let you lose"
ZHOU: "Absolutely not"
Me: "I'm real, too"
Me: "Believe in You"
Zhou: "I believe in you too"
Zhou: "Absolute trust"
Zhou: "Really, I think you're so sensible"
Zhou: "It's distressing to be sensible"
Me: "......"
Me: "I rely on"
Me: "I rely on"
Me: "I rely on"
Me: "I think so too"
ZHOU: "Really"
Me: "Don't give me this delusion"
Me: "Hahaha"
Zhou: "I've made a lot of money"
Zhou: "Blood to Earn"
Zhou: "I have such a good girlfriend"
Zhou: "Such a good lover"
……
——
I arranged to go to my roommate's house for dinner during the winter vacation, and my roommate said that her rice was delicious, and I said that I would go to her house to bring some home. It just so happened that my roommate and Zhou Xiansen were in the same city
Zhou: "I feel like that's what we have in the rice there."
Me: "Maybe it's a different breed."
Zhou: "Isn't it all rice?"
Zhou: "What can be different?"
Me: "It's different"
Zhou: "If you want to eat, I want you to eat enough"
Me: "It's different"
Zhou: "When you get married, you love how to eat, how to eat"
Me: "It's still early."
Zhou: "It's not early, it's not early"
Me: "......"
Zhou: "The army can get married at the age of 22"
Zhou: "Let's see if I can arrange a column for you when the time comes"
Me: Widening Dog's Eyes (Expression)
Zhou: "Let others envy and die"
Me: Widening Dog's Eyes (Expression)
Zhou: "I'm going to call all the soldiers I know"
Me: Widening Dog's Eyes (Expression)
Zhou: "Don't be too impressed"
Zhou: Dog head eats melon and eats melon (expression)
Me: Widening Dog's Eyes (Expression)
Me: "No expression"
ZHOU: "Just kidding, kidding"
Zhou: "If you don't like me, don't shout"
Zhou: "Don't want any of them"
Zhou: (emoticons)
Me: "It's still early"
Me: "Brother"
Zhou: "It's not early"
Zhou: "Sister"
Zhou: "It's been a few years"
Zhou: "I'm going to marry you back quickly"
Zhou: "So you can't run away"
Me: "Do you like to marry young?"
Zhou: "It depends on who you're marrying"
Zhou: "It is not necessary to change people"
Me: "Hahaha"
Me: "I hope you remember that in the future"
ZHOU: "Must Remember"
ZHOU: "Definitely remember"
ZHOU: "I still remember you saying you do two sit-ups a week"
ZHOU: "And there's more"
Week: "Your period is around the ×× of every month"
Zhou: "Thermos cup instant noodles"
Zhou: "Oops"
ZHOU: "There's a lot more"
……