Volume IV Rule of Chaos 1 is incoherent

You're awake.

I thought I'd have to throw you out again in a while. It seems that there is no need, you can go out on your own.

Lie down, you're alive, huh...... Youngster.

Hum...... Isn't it funny?

-I'm sorry...... Belch...... Where am I?

Ah, did I save a fool? He asked me where he was.

Where do you think you are?

-I...... Separated from my companions.

If you always answer the wrong questions, I'm sure you'll drop out of school after third grade. Am I right?

-Belch...... Thank you.

Ha, look, it looks like I really saved a fool.

Now that you're warm, you can go. We will not send it far.

- Uh, I'm sorry, uncle.

Uncle? Am I old? In your eyes, I'm an uncle? You're not just a fool and you're a fool who can't speak, not just a fool who can't speak, you're a tiresome fool.

Get up, don't lie in my bed. Get up, there is a bench here, you can sit here, or if you have something, hurry up and do your business, don't waste time here.

Okay?

-Belch......

Belch...... Belch...... You're not going to uh...... What else will be? Say something else! Don't keep being uh, you're not a crow or something. Are you a stammer?

Hurry up, talk to me something, say anything, say it.

-I......

I...... I...... Who am I? Tell me, I'm ...... You, who are you?

-My name is...... My name is...... Evenson.

Okay, Evenson, your name is Evenson, now tell me what you do? Evenson.

- I'm a magician.

Ha, magician, that's interesting, do you think I believe it? Or where do you look like a magician? Come, tell me, convince me, magician, Evenson.

- I'm really a mage...

So I saved a magician? Are you really a magician?

Well, even if you're a magician...... So what are you doing here?

-I got it...... Learn.

Learn?

- Yes, learn.

Study here? What to learn? Who to learn from?

- My mentor said I needed to go through it.

Here's where to train? Well...... Uh-huh...... Either your mentor is a strange guy or you're a weird guy. Who exactly proposed to come here? Is it you or your mentor?

-I...... The guru said I had to pass the test...... So I thought......

Do you want to ...... Ah, what do you think? Do you want to ...... How?

- I want to impress them.

So you've arrived at this place?

-Well......

Do you know where this is? Have you heard of this place?

-No...... I don't know.

I don't know...... Well...... So how did you get here?

-I used a teleportation spell with my companion.

Just teleported here? Really?

-Well.

Where did you want to go?

- Dalaran.

Ha, Dalaran. Why didn't I fall to your death.

What about your companions?

-I do not know. We are separated.

Be scattered...... Well, then don't look for it, they're dead.

-Yes?

Yes? You look like a little chick.

Yes?

Ha...... You're lucky to be alive. Are you surprised?

- Where am I?

It's not Dalaran anyway, and you're probably still far from Dalaran.

- Can you tell me where this is? Belch...... Please......

Who is your mentor?

- Bertarous, the Grand Magician

Hum...... I haven't heard of it, is it now that anyone who knows how to do magic can be called a great magician?

-Belch......

What spells do you know?

-Belch......

Ha...... I see, you're a magician who wants to go back to Dalaran but teleported himself here...... I even asked him what spells he could do!

You're a chick like this to come to a place like this, but luckily you're still alive, but how long you'll live after this out, I'm guessing three or four days. Of course, if you've become a walking corpse, I'm not going to let you lie here.

Ha, if you were a walking corpse, I wouldn't bury you, this vast wasteland will be your eternal home, and you will wander forever in this ice and snow until your head is cut off by the living, or digested by some hungry or infected hungry beast and excreted from your body.

Which do you want?

You don't want any of them, do you? Look scares you, ha!

-Belch......

Hmph, do you think I'm scaring you? No, no, no, I'm not scaring you, boy, no. You have to understand your situation, do you really know how to teleport spells?

-No...... No.

Ah, no wonder you're teleported to a place like this. I don't like that either, even though I've never been teleported anywhere else.

Belch...... You're not going to get out of here alive. I said it.

-This is...... Which?

When asking someone or asking someone, you need to add an honorific to this sentence, kid. Didn't your mentor teach you?

-Belch...... Please......

Scold...... Your mentor seems to be a rude guy too, what's your mentor's name?

- The Great Magician ......

Okay, whatever you call it, I can't remember it anyway. There are too many names...... I have to remember too many people's names...... How can I have so much effort to memorize so many people's names.

What's your name?

-Belch...... My name is......

Evenson, yes, that's the name, I actually remember your name. Tut...... Well, tell me what you'd like to do next?

-Belch...... I...... I'm going to find my way back.

Where to go?

- Dalaran.

Where are you from?

- Port of Seramo

Theramore, you're talking about Theramore, right? Theramore ...... Yes...... I want to think about it...... Theramore ......

Do you know where you are now?

-I don't...... Know.

yes, this guy doesn't know where he is, he doesn't know...... He said he had come from Theramore......

Ah, there you have, why are you in Theramore?

-I...... Belch...... Can you tell me where this is? …… Belch...... Excuse me.

In short, a place you can't get out of. Don't ask, you'll be sadder if you ask, answer my question first, while you're not that sad.

-Who are you? Belch...... I mean...... We...... Belch......

Grind and spit, grind and chirp! Yes...... Are all the current magicians at this level?

Answer me! Brat!

-Yes...... Be...... Be...... Belch...... I went to Theramore to study, and then my mentor told me to continue to train myself, and I teleported with a few friends to Dalaran...... But...... Didn't work out...... It seems that it didn't work out.

Rubbish...... Rubbish......

Yes...... I mean your friend.

You, you, you...... You...... Been to Theramore...... Is Gianna still alive? Tell me.

-Belch...... Yes, sir. She's alive.

Yes...... Is that wave still alive...... How is your relationship with her? Have you ever touched her? Is her proud figure still so charming?

-Belch...... No......

Nothing? Did you not touch it or did you not pay attention?

Scold...... You're reminiscing, you're thinking! You've noticed, haven't you? Her huge ...... Ha! As big as her mother's! Have you met her mother, Catherine? Yes...... Are you thinking about how to answer me?

Look at me, boy, look firm when you want to lie, this expression is not good.

Hum...... It seems that you are a naïve child, how old are you?

- Seventeen years old.

Yes...... Seventeen years old, the rainy season at the age of seventeen...... Do you have a girlfriend? Girlfriend? Lover...... Lovers, dwarves? Whatever?

-Belch...... Not yet.

So how do you solve physiological problems?

-Mr...... This......

All right...... All right...... I'm just curious...... Belch...... You are alive

Belch......

Yes, he is a living man, yes...... He is...... He......

Never mind...... Can you tell me what year it is?