173 How miserable can a person be?
The director pondered for a moment: "I hope it's really to see the scenery!" ”
"Rest assured!"
Abo's voice was infectious, allowing the director to let his guard down for a while.
When everyone in the crew woke up, led by Abo, a group of people filled a hot air balloon.
Abo silently picked up the director's rope.
One thing is clear here.
He, a well-known Internet celebrity, is definitely not revenge because the director deleted all the scenes!
Definitely not!
However, the scenery of the hot air balloon still attracted the director's attention.
Although it is no longer the seaside of the sunrise, the scenery is still exceptionally beautiful.
"If it could be lower, it would have looked better."
He is a director and is well versed in aesthetics.
This landscape had already given him the idea of using the lens.
The next framing can be called a hot air balloon!
In this way, the beauty of the picture is stronger, and God's perspective can also give the audience a better experience!
The thoughts ended here, and the strong sense of weightlessness made the director fall into confusion.
Who am I?
Where am I?
Isn't I supposed to see the scenery?
The ground in his sight zoomed in for a moment, followed by a pull that brought him back to the hot air balloon.
The director touched his cold bald head, and his eyes seemed to be eating people.
"That's what you mean by looking at the scenery?"
A smile appeared on Abo's face: "Director, I can't control it now." ”
The assistant director sitting on the side took the rope from Abo's hand and pulled it hard!
This is to make the director focus on the experience!
Absolutely, definitely not because I want to take revenge because I am scolded every day!
Before the director could wait, the rope was handed over to the prop on the side.
There was excitement in the eyes of the props, and he was full of respect for the director!
Absolutely, definitely not because of the deduction of their own funds!
The director's screams continued, and makeup artists, costume artists, and even martial arts instructors got their hands on and participated in one session.
This round of bungee jumping director lasted for half an hour before fainting.
The satisfied crowd also enjoyed the scenery on the way home.
This time in the hot air balloon, Abo is probably satisfied, and the crew is probably also satisfied.
As for the director?
Selective ignore!
His gaze returned to the ground, and the person in front of Zhang Bei was an acquaintance Gu Chen.
It's just that the misery makes him unbelievable.
"I just want to know how you wrote a novel and broke your hand?"
Gu Chen looked up at the sky, his eyes full of sadness.
Mao Jing on the side opened his mouth to explain.
"The other day he went to investigate the sales of his books in the bookstore, and the shelves fell down and smashed."
Zhang Bei looked at the bandage wrapped around his arm and nodded: "What about the face?" ”
"I slipped when I went out."
"What about the neck?"
"I sprained my brakes when I was on the bus."
"Where's the legs?"
"I was hit by a wheelchair when I came out of the hospital."
Zhang Bei carefully inquired about all the injuries on Gu Chen's body, and suddenly fell silent.
The air was quiet for a long time before Zhang Bei spoke.
"Whose ancestral grave did you dig up?"
Gu Chen rolled his eyes and didn't speak.
Mao Jing opened his mouth to explain: "Recently, the temperature has cooled, his throat is inflamed, and he can't speak. ”
Zhang Bei's eyes were full of curiosity.
What did this baby do to be like this?
This is no longer detrimental to Yangshou, I'm afraid it's not for Lord Yama to target, right?
"Then what are you doing here, it's not appropriate for him to go out like this, right?"
Mao Jing nodded: "He wants to come over and sit down and listen to the screams." ”
While chatting, a little girl about five years old passed by in front of her, and kept muttering: "Two cups of sour plum soup, two cups of sour plum soup." ”
Zhang Bei suddenly raised his voice: "Chili oil!" ”
The little girl was startled by the voice, but then kept her head down and continued to walk forward.
"Two cups of chili oil, two cups of chili oil ......"
Gu Chen witnessed the tragedy with his own eyes and grew his mouth.
silently stretched out his intact arm and gave Zhang Bei a thumbs up.
What can a person become?
Gu Chen perfectly interpreted the definition of miserable.
The mouth of the grown-up could not be closed from this moment.
"Aba, Abba Aba!"
Zhang Bei silently pressed the walkie-talkie: "Professor Yao, I have someone with a dislocated jaw at the entrance of the water park." ”
"Okay, I'll go over right away."
Professor Yao quickly agreed, but his tone was full of doubts.
He's been working at an amusement park for so long, he's scared to see it.
I've seen people who can't speak when they're scared, but I've never seen a jaw that can be scared of a dislocation!
With curiosity, he came all the way to Gu Chen's face.
With a twist of one hand, Gu Chen's chin finally returned to its place.
Looking at the miserable man in front of him, Professor Yao also lived up to expectations and asked the classic question.
"What's wrong with him?"
Mao Jing helped Gu Chen and explained the story again.
After listening to the whole story, Professor Yao also fell silent.
Long.
"It's good to be alive!"
A hint of humiliation flashed in Gu Chen's eyes.
The little girl from before passed in front of several people with two cups of chili oil.
"Uncle said three yuan, uncle said three yuan."
This time, Zhang Bei didn't say anything, and watched the little girl go away.
And not long after the little girl left, You Bai walked over from not far away with two porcelain dolls.
Mao Jing's eyes shone with maternal love.
Cute!
Twins!
Little dolls!
Seeing that it was You Bai who brought it, he stretched out his hand and wanted to pick up one.
However, this girl was supporting Gu Chen before!
This time he let go, Gu Chen's figure fell directly to the back.
There was a puff of dust on the ground.
Several people present felt a tingling in their scalps.
This girlfriend is terrible!
However, Mao Jing also reflected what he had done.
Hurriedly helped Gu Chen up.
"Are you alright?"
Gu Chen shook his head, but the humiliation in his eyes was a little stronger.
How long will this ghost life last!
My girlfriend doesn't know how to take care of people at all!
Have you ever seen Coke chicken wings made with Fanta?
When it first came out of the pot, it was still bubbling green!
Have you ever seen a freshly cooked porridge stuffed directly into your mouth?
That day, Gu Chen urgently hung up a scald.
For this reason, he has now practiced the technique of eating with his left hand!
It's not far from the legendary technique of fighting left and right hands!
You Bai took two porcelain dolls and stood aside.
"Boss, you have to ask Chef Li to cook something to eat, I don't count."
"Huh?"
"Otsuki didn't eat breakfast."
Hearing this, Zhang Bei nodded, looking at the two beautiful porcelain dolls dressed up in You Bai's hands.
"What do you want to eat?"
My sister pulled a big pull and bit her finger sister.
"Anything, thank you!"
The soft voice made Professor Yao's eyes narrow.
Even Zhang Bei felt comfortable for a while.
That's nice!
Feeding them a human cannon should make them cry for a long time, right?
Professor Yao looked at the two little dolls and hugged them directly.
"Let's go, I'll take you to the cafeteria!"
Chef Li won't listen to You Bai, but he will definitely listen to Professor Yao!
After all, the Chinese medicine was given to him by Professor Yao.