Xiao Cao skillfully put on the equipment and was carried into the human cannon by the young lady.

With a low roar, figures suddenly flew into the sky.

The young lady's piercing scream made Xiao Cao have to cover her ears.

As for it?

I've played this thing hundreds of times, is it that scary?

"Cut!"

Soon, the young lady hugged Xiao Cao and came to an altitude of 300 meters.

Feeling the speed of the fall, the young lady pulled the bracelet directly without thinking about it.

Xiao Cao looked at the bracelet that was pulled away and turned his head silently.

That's what an adult!

One by one, the parachutes opened.

Xiaocao: !!

, what about parachutes?

Xiao Cao's whole person was shocked.

The speed of his own fall did not ease in the slightest, and the parachute, which was supposed to open automatically, was nowhere to be seen at this time.

Xiao Cao's eyes searched, and soon found a rope in his hand.

Pull hard.

A chestnut popped out.

Why should I give a chestnut?

The soul of the spit burned, but finally calmed down under the influence of gravity.

During the time of his whereabouts, Xiao Cao thought a lot.

I now take tutorial classes, take notes, rent mobile phones, and make a net profit of no less than five figures per month.

It's just that after making so much money, I haven't had time to enjoy it.

I don't know if the 20,000 yuan I hid under the bed can be found by my father.

I don't know if those two high school students can be admitted to college without financial support.

The speed of the drastic descent slowed slightly after a pull, and the parachute that had not appeared before finally appeared in view.

But at this time, the speed of falling to the ground is still turning into meat puree!

Falling rapidly, Xiao Cao's body finally touched the object.

It's just that unlike what I imagined, the first thing I touched was not the ground, but the latest trampoline.

This speed does turn into a mash of meat when it hits the ground, but what about a trampoline?

The spring of the trampoline is an alloy taken out of the system, and it is not a problem to withstand this speed.

The parachute on Xiao Cao's body fell off in an instant, and the reaction force from the trampoline bounced Xiao Cao up.

Have you ever seen a basketball being photographed?

At this time, Xiao Cao is like a basketball, jumping sideways between gravity and reaction force repeatedly.

After five minutes of torture, Xiao Cao stopped and lay on the trampoline.

What a pair of eyes!

Battered by reality, he has lost his desire for life.

Xiao Cao never thought that he would experience the pain of life on this project.

"How does it feel?"

Zhang Bei's gloating voice reached Xiao Cao's ears.

The dying sat up in shock and asked the boss angrily!

"The upgraded version of the human cannon, have you found the first happiness?"

Xiao Cao opened his mouth, anger, sadness, and despair welled up in his heart in an instant.

"!"

After the irritable roar, he simply rolled his eyes and fainted directly.

The doctor pulled the cart all the way to the trampoline.

Looking at Xiao Cao, who had fainted, a picture suddenly appeared in his brain.

On the smooth cobblestone, two figures, one large and one small, are struggling to jump rope.

The shocking scene is unforgettable.

At this time, outside the gate of the amusement park, Cao Jia was hurrying over.

On the knees, there are still traces of durian.

Looking back two hours ago, Cao Jia was happily watching TV.

Who would have thought that his daughter-in-law would directly perform a set of fighting techniques on him.

Where can Cao Jia, who was beaten, stand this kind of grievance.

Thirty-one flowers for men, and a hundred flowers kill after I bloom.

But the rebellion was finally suppressed, and after an hour of kneeling, Cao Jia finally understood the source of his beating.

Three thousand dollars!

It's all from under the refrigerator!

How does this make him explain?

Isn't this hiding by yourself?

Who believes!

Is it possible to hide money in other people's homes?

There are only three people living in such a big house, and the child is only in elementary school.

Cao Jia can only carry this black cauldron.

But that's not the end of it!

It's definitely that little bunny!

The hurried pace soon walked into the amusement park.

As far as the eye can see, a group of children are lining up to be selected.

As an old father, he still quickly found Xiao Cao in the morgue.

"Little bunny!"

Xiao Cao, who had just woken up, was instantly startled, and watched his father rush towards him with seven wolves.

"Stop, no, what are you doing!"

Cao Jia clenched his teeth: "Come, you explain to me why there are three thousand yuan under the refrigerator!" ”

Xiao Cao looked down at the kneeling marks on Cao Jia's legs, and almost laughed.

"Didn't I tell you that I made some money selling notes?"

Cao Jia: ???

Is this called a little?

Damn, my monthly pocket money is less than one-tenth of yours!

Xiao Cao looked at Lao Cao's dull eyes: "Let's discuss, I'll give you three hundred a month, don't let my mother know?" ”

"Huh?"

"Five hundred, no more!"

Lao Cao withdrew the seven wolves in his hand, and his face was full of smiles.

"Boss Cao, what about this time?"

"Fifty bonus, okay?"

"Good!"

Cao Jia knows very well that the beating has already been beaten, and he should stop the loss in time at this time.

But he didn't see the smile that flashed in Xiao Cao's eyes.

The upgraded version of the human cannon completely aroused the enthusiasm of the children.

In each round, there is a lucky child who feels Boss Zhang's love.

Cao Jia got a satisfactory answer and drove home to help Xiao Cao hide the truth of the matter.

The whole day ended with the cries of a group of children.

Zhang Bei stretched and looked at the employees of the tidying facility.

"Gu Yue, do you have a birthday tomorrow?"

"Well, is the boss going to give me a holiday?"

"Just as your gift, tomorrow will have a good day's rest."

"Thank you boss!"

Looking at Gu Yue's excited eyes, Zhang Bei leaned back in his chair and waited for dinner.

The calm days came the next day.

As soon as Zhang Bei walked into the restaurant, he saw Li Yang's puzzled face.

"What's wrong?"

Li Yang let out a long sigh: "Gu Yue has a birthday today. ”

"Didn't you prepare a gift?"

Li Yang wanted to speak again and again, and finally sighed.

Chef Li, who was standing on the side, burst out laughing.

"Boss, what did you ask him to give?"

"Huh?"

Li Yang was silent for a long time: "It's practical, it can make the girl remember, and the price is slightly higher." ”

Zhang Bei looked at the confused Li Yang: "What did you send?" ”

"Cemetery."

"What's that?"

"A cemetery surrounded by mountains and rivers!"

Hearing this, Zhang Bei suddenly fell silent.

I remember what I meant to give some jewelry or something, right?

"Can you explain to me how this brain circuit of yours grows?"

"Everyone will die, rather than waiting for future generations to choose, it is better to choose before death!"

Zhang Bei looked at the upright Li Yang and turned his head silently.

He can't save this child, so give up.