That night, the moon was round.

Heizi held a bowl of noodles made by Zhang Bei and gave it to the master.

That night, a figure turned pale and nearly collapsed.

That night, a figure was hung from a tree, and his face was unbelievable.

Since ancient times, happiness has been built on the pain of others--- Lu Shuren.

Of course, no matter how the figure on the hanging tree is explained, it will inevitably be beaten after all.

You brought the noodles, who will you fight if you don't beat them?

Looking back at the playground, after several ups and downs, Song Xin finally returned to the ground.

The old man in his fifties, although he is strong and strong, now he also has a hideous face.

"Little, little bunny!"

Zhang Bei appeared in front of him with a smiling face.

"Master, how is your apprentice's playground?"

Song Xin's gloomy face explained his mood.

Now, at this moment, he can't stand up.

Otherwise, Zhang Bei will definitely know what an old man's fist is.

After all, he is still his own master, and Zhang Bei is not too ruthless.

He sat on a bench beside him.

No one noticed that Chef Li, who was in the kitchen, clicked on his mobile phone.

Messages from the boss are at the top of the list.

[Make a bowl of noodles at noon and ask for clear soup. 】

Chef Li looked at the information, and an inexplicable confidence rose in his heart again.

You see, the boss thinks my cooking is delicious!

Although Song Xin and Zhang Bei haven't seen each other for so many years.

But he knows the character of his big disciple very well.

Yes, a trip to a big pendulum is normal in his eyes.

If it weren't for the high force, I wouldn't know when I would be killed by this kid!

"Master, do you want to relax?"

"Huh?"

A voice full of suspicion rang out.

Song Xin definitely didn't think that his big apprentice An De had any good intentions.

"It's really a hot air balloon to relax and watch the scenery."

Zhang Bei glanced at the hot air balloon that had emptied a group of tourists, and his tone was full of sincerity.

"I don't believe it!"

Song Xin is very aware of his apprentice's serial schemes.

You thought making noodles out of croton flour was his plan?

No, there was much more to that night than that.

At that time, it was summer vacation, and the two were also taken by Song Xin to a small mountain village with beautiful scenery to polish their muscles.

It was a rural area, and it was a dry toilet.

Aqua privies are usually supported by two wooden planks.

Originally, that thing was strong, and it wouldn't be a problem for at least five years.

But the little calf took advantage of no one's attention and quietly sawed off a small section.

That night, if it weren't for his strong martial arts, the consequences would be unimaginable if he hooked the ceiling with his weak hands.

When you thought that was all there was to the Zhangbei Plan?

You're wrong again.

The moment he came out with the last of his body's strength.

I don't know what mechanism was triggered, and a flickering second kicker rushed into the dry toilet from in front of him.

As a result, Kuroko was beaten a little harder.

There are some indescribable objects faintly glued to the rattan.

Song Xin thought that it was more than enough to clean up this little rabbit cub.

But, in terms of playing yin, he can't play one big apprentice out of ten.

Now the best thing to do is to isolate all danger, I'm sitting here, what can you do with me?

Zhang Bei looked at his master: "Really don't go?" ”

"Don't go, it's good to bask in the sun here!"

Zhang Bei nodded: "The master has accepted a lot of disciples over the years, right?" ”

Song Xin was stunned, what is this kid going to do?

"How many did you take, what's wrong?"

Zhang Bei sighed, his eyes full of helplessness: "None of them have seen the photos of the master when he was young." ”

"Say what you do."

Halfway through his words, Song Xin suddenly stopped, his eyes flashing with cold light.

"You're talking about that picture?"

"Of course, that's the master's most handsome one!"

"Rebel!"

The irritable voice came out, and Zhang Bei quickly dodged the fast-moving fist.

As for that photo?

Hey, hey, hey.

This brings us to the follow-up to the noodle incident.

Although Zhang Bei hid it very well, he didn't show up for the whole plan.

But does the master need a reason to beat the apprentice?

No, you don't!

As a result, the pharmacy was once again burglarized.

Only this time it was a gecko that had been made into medicinal herbs.

This thing is non-toxic and harmless, but it can't enter the lungs.

Zhang Bei carefully ground it into powder and mixed it into cigarettes.

So, after Song Xin woke up, a photo of crooked mouth and eyes was freshly released.

The effect of the drug is not strong, and it is only a few hours.

But the photos were left behind.

"Master, I'll take you to the hot air balloon?"

Song Xin gritted his teeth: "Hand over the photo!" ”

"If you go up with me, I'll give it to you!"

"Lead the way!"

Zhang Bei was full of smiles, and took advantage of the fact that the hot air balloon had not yet taken off and pulled his master up.

Pit master, he's a professional!

The hot air balloon took off slowly, and the altitude gradually froze at 70 meters.

A trace of doubt flashed in Song Xin's eyes.

Is this kid so kind to let me see the scenery?

Zhang Bei stretched and leaned back in his chair.

A piece of rope was unconsciously in his hand.

Song Xin waited for a long time and didn't see anything happen.

Looking at the magnificent sea, I gradually relaxed.

Zhang Bei pulled out a photo tucked behind a phone case.

"Don't lose it, master, it's a precious memory!"

Song Xin took the photo, his face darkened.

"Rebel!"

Zhang Bei watched his master put away the photo and turned his head silently.

With a slight movement of the wrist, the rope instantly pulled the mechanism.

Song Xin didn't know what was going on, and the whole person came to a bungee jump in the sky in an instant.

Grass, careless!

Song Xin's brain only had time to flash a few words, and the figure returned to the chair.

"Oh, master, what are you doing here!"

Song Xin looked at Zhang Bei's worried face and sighed.

"Traitor, have you forgotten your temper as a teacher?"

Zhang Bei's worried face instantly turned into a smile.

"Why, it's just that the seat belts are locked here!"

The words fell, and the rope in Zhang Bei's hand was pulled again.

Song Xin took several deep breaths in succession to control his violently beating heart.

And Zhang Bei didn't notice that his master was stunned to make a little move under his gaze.

Outside the playground, a group of tall men and a short-haired woman appeared at the door with a bag.

"This is Big Brother's amusement park?"

"That's it."

"Wait a minute, the master will have a message."

"Short long, short long long long ......"

"Enter the amusement park, hide, hot air balloons, ambush Big Brother."

After translating the code words, several people were stunned.

Ambush Big Brother?

What does this mean, master?

"I guess I want to see what he's up to, right?"

"Shall we do it then?"

"Have you forgotten what the master said?"

Hearing the voice of the little junior sister, several people fell silent.