285 Turtle Sigh (2-in-1 Chapter)

Li Yang sighed, silently picked up the head of the person on the side and gnawed on the brain.

He is a real straight man of steel, even if he knows why Gu Yue is angry, he doesn't know where to start.

Even, a hidden worry gradually emerged.

Because of this worry, Li Yang has not explained the reason for the little girl so far.

The lunch break time passed in a flash, and the scene that Zhang Bei and the two old men were looking forward to still did not appear.

But another happy thing diverted Zhang Bei's attention.

As far as the eye could see, more than a dozen middle-aged men, bald or sloppy, appeared in line at the playground.

According to the thinking logic of normal people, the first thing to be curious about at this time is, of course, the identity of this group of people.

The second is the reason why they appear in amusement parks.

But our boss Zhang's unusual thinking, the focus is always on some strange places.

Why are these people so bald?

Balding self-help group?

Zhang Bei's eyes full of doubts were fixed on the group of people in front of him.

More accurately, it was on the not-so-dense hair of the group.

Until this group of people with gifts blocked Professor Wei's route.

Zhang Bei's doubts were answered.

Qi Tang sent the neatly packaged medical works to Professor Wei's hands.

"Long time no see!"

Professor Wei glanced anxiously at the werewolf killing not far away.

Pure delay!

However, the group of people in front of him can be regarded as their own disciples after all.

If you really get rid of it completely, it will damage your image as an old professor.

After a brief moment of thought, Professor Wei quickly thought of a solution.

"I've heard about your results, you've done a good job, keep up the good work, go to our boss if you have something, I'm still busy."

The speed of his speech was fast, and in just a few seconds, Professor Wei's figure was already ready on the periphery of the werewolf killing.

Qi Tang, who was standing in place, was stunned.

Well done?

Grades?

I've been on duty for the past few years, right?

Can this also be a result?

If Meng Chuan saw the familiar scene, he would definitely know who he learned this technique from.

Every time he wanted to report to work, Boss Zhang would always use similar language to stop him.

Of course, the current Meng Chuan can be said to have evolved.

To be more precise, his thinking has reached a new level.

Boss Zhang's contact principle 3: No matter what he says, he can't affect his judgment, let alone stop his next work.

Boss Zhang's contact principle four: When he uses language to bewitch, just think of a fly as a fart, otherwise you will be mentally polluted with unimaginable spirits.

Where there is oppression, there is resistance.

In order to resist Boss Zhang, Meng Chuan summed up the ten contact rules by himself.

And these rules are constantly being added.

Zhang Bei looked at the group of middle-aged men in front of him, and a smile appeared.

Since this group of people knew Professor Wei, they still came in a group.

That proves one thing, they are all part of the forced experience.

Boss Zhang picked up the walkie-talkie with full joy.

"Professor Wei has friends who have come and let them experience our hospitality."

"Good boss!"

The idle employees quickly gave Zhang Bei a positive answer.

Thus, the fate of a group of middle-aged men was decided.

Although Zhang Bei has always refused to admit that there is anything wrong with his hospitality.

But everyone knows in their hearts that the end of being warmly entertained by Boss Zhang in this place will definitely not be very good.

Just when Qi Tang was still thinking about what kind of achievements he had been valued by Professor Wei.

An employee quietly approached: "Hello, I'm a playground employee, and the boss asked me to show you a little bit of it." ”

Only then did Qi Tang turn his head from his complicated thoughts.

Touched the top of his head that reflected the sun: "Hello! ”

Employees don't want to waste a moment of their precious time.

Hurry up and send this group of people up, so that you can sit in the control room and enjoy the screams of a group of people.

Don't look at their busy day, but basically most people except for the doctors are immersed in it.

In particular, there is a red button on each console.

It's a source of joy.

Once upon a time, they were also teenagers with their heads held high under the red flag.

Now under the spiritual pollution of Zhang Bei, he has gradually lost his heart.

The dragon slayer boy eventually became an evil dragon, and now their hearts are like Zhang Bei, and they are definitely black when they look at it.

Zhang Beimu sent a group of balding internists on the roller coaster, and his eyes moved to the figure walking towards him.

"Boss Zhang, long time no see."

Zhang Bei looked at Ding Ye, who had obviously lost a lot of weight, and sighed: "What's wrong with you?" ”

Ding Ye smiled bitterly: "I have been taking care of my father-in-law in the hospital during this time." ”

Zhang Bei's memory suddenly became clear.

Isn't his father-in-law Director Qi?

Speaking of which, it's no wonder that I haven't seen Qingqing's good sisters for a while.

"You're here to relax?"

"Well, I'm stressed, and I'll bring you a gift by the way."

Zhang Bei's vigilant gaze reached its peak in an instant.

It's not uncommon for tourists to give gifts, and there are even a lot of them.

It's this gift, it's hard to say if he's serious or not.

Dead mice, blades and whatevers are too pediatric.

This group of open-minded tourists have sent snakes, southern cockroaches, and even socks that haven't been washed for months.

Most of the gifts represent the heart.

Boss Zhang also followed the phone number and address to return the group of people with a roller coaster package.

Looking at Zhang Bei's vigilant eyes, Ding Ye naturally knew why.

"Look at you sitting and drinking tea every day, and give you a little thing that can make your plate."

Hearing this, Zhang Bei finally let down the vigilance in his eyes: "Buddha beads or bracelets?" ”

"Neither."

I saw Ding Ye open his backpack and take out a glass jar.

Zhang Bei looked at the things inside and was silent for a long time.

"You mean let me coil it?"

"yes, how smooth it is, I specially chose one that can survive away from the water."

Zhang Bei looked at the glass jar placed on the table, and his eyes were full of complexity.

Even, what was in it made Zhang Bei can't help but wonder if he had a problem or the world had a problem.

Normal people, who would coil a turtle!

That's right, what Ding Ye gave to Zhang Bei was a palm-sized turtle.

Judging by the breed, it should be a golden turtle, and its personality can be regarded as docile.

But the thought of sitting in a chair with a teacup in one hand and a tortoise in the other.

It's a little strange how you look at it.

"The gift has been delivered, and I'm looking for a place to play."

Ding Ye turned around and left, without the slightest nostalgia.

After all, it was Boss Zhang who was sitting in front of him, and Boss Zhang who could scare crying children!

Zhang Bei looked at the glass jar in front of him and pondered for a long time, but after all, he couldn't resist the temptation and took the turtle in his hand.

A simple stroke along the lines, not to mention, feels good.

I have to say that Boss Zhang's adaptability is stronger than expected.

After getting through the initial discomfort, I was able to coil the turtle with peace of mind.

There are still some rough lines that are getting smoother and smoother over time.

() The head sticks out of the hard carapace, and he glances at the large hand that keeps sliding, and silently retracts his head.

Life is not easy, the turtle sighed.

Zhang Bei's pleasure of petting the turtle didn't last long, and a creature competing for favor jumped onto his lap.

At noon, the body that became more and more fat stretched out against Zhang Bei.

This meow is now thoroughly familiar with life in the amusement park.

Every day is to ride on the body of sweet potatoes and sell cuteness to tourists together.

People gather by like, things by groups, and there is not much difference between a scumbag cat and a black-hearted boss.

Sweet potatoes can also play some small games with tourists after getting food.

As long as the food is in hand, this scumbag cat immediately puts on a cold look.

Zhang Bei adjusted the position at noon, and one person, a cat, and a turtle enjoyed the afternoon sunshine.

And on the roller coaster not far away, the internist had no idea what was about to come.

Qi Tang squinted his eyes and watched the roller coaster, which was already full, slowly move.

There were more than a dozen people here this time, and he was the only one who vaguely knew how terrible it was.

"Old Qi, why do you have a sad face."

"You don't understand."

"That's how fast it is, it's not too scary if you're not afraid of heights."

"Fuck off, if you can't do it for a while, try to close your eyes."

Qi Tang's face was solemn, all he could do was persuade his group of colleagues a little.

If you look closely, Qi Tang's fingers now clutching the seat belt are faintly white.

There is not even a handrail in this broken place, and you can only feel a sense of security by holding on to the seat belt.

As the roller coaster runs, the sound of conversation in my ears becomes more and more intense.

Qi Tang looked at the towering slope not far ahead, and sighed.

The group of people still can't understand why the group of surgeons has so much resentment towards the surname Wu.

I just hope that after today, they will still have the confidence to face the next monthly challenge.

Soon, the roller coaster gradually reached the top of the desperate slope under slow speed.

The voices of the conversations also fell silent.

"Old, old Qi, this, what's the situation?"

The trembling voice perfectly illustrated the fear in his heart at this time.

Qi Tang leaned his body tightly on the seat, and there was uncontrollable panic in his eyes.

"Don't ask me, it's my first time here."

He'd only heard how horrible it was, but it was the first time he'd experienced it for himself.

Not to mention, after Boss Zhang's arrangement, it is an extreme project like a roller coaster.

At an altitude of 100 meters, the roller coaster swayed.

A group of internists couldn't control their hearts beating fast.

Even Qi Tang, who was already mentally prepared, couldn't stop fainting for a while.

Finally, with a shout of exclamation, the roller coaster quickly swooped downward.

Qi Tang is in a good position, in the second row.

If this is an ordinary amusement park, this location is a great place to see the scenery and experience the facilities.

But, this is Zhangbei's amusement park!

It's a roller coaster that visitors call desperate evolution!

Qi Tang's gaze was locked on the broken track almost instantly.

"The surname Wu, I beep, beep!"

The sound was so loud that the screams on the roller coaster stopped for a moment.

Zhang Bei, who was coiling the turtle, couldn't help but stop the movements of his hand, and his eyes searched not far away.

Didn't you just experience the project, how did this break the defense?

Zhang has no B number and North can hardly understand Qi Tang's mental journey at this time.

Qi Tang worked very hard to prepare mentally before coming.

Not to say that we have made complete preparations, but to say the least in psychological construction, we have completed 80 percent.

As a result, all these efforts were in vain in the face of this broken track.

When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you.

This is a very apt phrase here.

Whether Qi Tang wanted it or not, the broken track in his sight was getting closer and closer.

And his face became paler and paler.

Finally, the entire roller coaster swoop also came to the broken track.

It's just that the expected vertical landing did not come.

He and half of the tourists were hung upside down in mid-air, swaying back and forth with the action of inertia.

The heart that was already full of fear was completely crushed at this moment.

A large number of words that were enough to be arrested by the police resounded throughout the sky.

And among them, the surname Wu is the main body.

The loud shouting didn't last long, with a click.

Under the influence of gravity, the half-section of the roller coaster smashed into the ground at a rapid speed.

In Qi Tang's blurred vision, he vaguely seemed to see a glowing figure.

The whole body presents a golden light, and it is sitting on the lotus platform.

Buddha, came to pick me up?

Qi Tang's eyes widened even more, wanting to see the true face of the Buddha.

Who would have thought that the face was the surname Wu!

The momentary anger made Qi Tang feel tightness in his chest, and he let out a violent roar before closing his eyes.

Zhang Bei heard the extremely high voice above his head, and finally calmed down, and finally didn't pay attention anymore.

His eyes moved to Ding Ye in front of him.

"Why are you not going to play?"

Ding Ye glanced at the werewolf killing in the distance.

"It's going to take a while for them to finish, come over and have a chat."

"What are you going to talk about?"

Fortunately, Ding Ye was familiar with Zhang Bei's way of speaking, otherwise he would have ended the topic directly with this sentence.

"Let's talk about what kind of girl Boss Zhang likes?"

Zhang Bei thought about it carefully: "Eight points for appearance, eight points for figure, and at least seventy percent of my force value." ”

Hearing this request, Ding Ye was silent for a long time.

The first two conditions are fairly easy to achieve.

But the force value?

Seventy percent of your life can't be planned into the human realm, can it?

"Aside from looks and figure, Boss Zhang, what do you think of Qingqing?"

Zhang Bei stared at Ding Ye's body with the eyes you are teasing me.

"I'm sorry, I can't leave it behind, what's more, I don't like men."

In fact, Qingqing is indeed a beauty.

But no matter in terms of personality or IQ, Zhang Bei has always regarded Qingqing as a good brother.

Ding Ye thought carefully about Qingqing's character, and suddenly shuddered.

"You're trying to introduce me to someone?"

Ding Ye hurriedly shook his head when he heard Zhang Bei's question.

"I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense!"

Introduce someone to Zhang Bei?

Isn't that pure and pure pit man?

No matter how serious it is, it is not surprising that even a thunderbolt on a sunny day slashed him.