He doesn't mind becoming Monkey King, it's nothing more than knocking people with a stick.

But, isn't it too much for you to make me hairy!

Thinking back to the voice he had just heard, the second lieutenant sighed.

"I hate monkeys, and I hate bald donkeys."

Emperor Ou touched the top of his shiny head: "You call me a bald donkey again, and I will send you to the circus." ”

"You two don't quarrel, you can at least see your personality, what about me, what about me!"

As a people's teacher, Kong Hanchi shouldn't have been so excited.

However, as long as you look down, you can see the round belly, and even a pig's nose.

Thinking with his feet, he also knows that he is the Zhu Bajie of the foursome.

The air was silent for a moment, and Emperor Ou shook the robe on his body.

"Anyway, are we missing someone?"

"No less, I'm here."

A hoarse voice came from not far away.

Under the sun, another bald head slowly walked from the river.

"When I change gender, I really don't fit in."

The English teacher never thought that he would one day become a man, and he was still a famous sand monk.

Emperor Ou took a sip of the water in the kettle and moistened his throat, and looked at the city wall not far away, and his face became serious.

"My task is to get the customs clearance documents and successfully escape from my daughter's country."

Zhong Erzhi scratched his head: "My task is to escort the bald donkey." ”

"In the same way, I have to escort the bald donkey."

The English teacher sighed: "Why did I send my daughter's luggage abroad completely?" ”

Several people glanced at each other, and it was Emperor Ou who took the lead in giving the order.

"Let's go, I guess our opponent should be in the city."

The words fell, and he led the white horse to lead the way forward.

The four approached the city wall, and the Emperor Ou folded his hands full of piety.

"The poor monk Tang Sanzang, from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, this trip to the West Heaven to seek the true scriptures, please also make it convenient."

Daughter country, the soldiers who defend the city are naturally women.

Looking at the heroic beauties in front of him, Kong Hanchi suddenly felt that the task or something could be put aside first?

"Men?"

"It's really rare!"

"Datang?"

"I haven't heard of it, I guess it's far away."

Although the conversation on the city wall was not loud, several people could hear it clearly.

Emperor Ou was about to repeat it when a sharp pain came from his abdomen.

The brain crashed for a few tenths of a second, then reacted quickly.

I'm Joli, Zimu River!

Ou Huang glanced at his kettle and looked at the English teacher with angry eyes.

This kettle was handed over by her, which means that during the time when he just disappeared, this rebel was plotting to kill him!

"Hey, are you an undercover agent!"

The English teacher took the demon scepter and silently took two steps back.

"I'm not, I've forgotten about the Zimu River."

The English teacher really didn't think of the plot of Zimuhe.

She had just appeared by the river with an empty kettle in her hand.

But any normal person should fill the kettle and bring it back, right?

Revisited: Something that is not a human is another story.

After a short discussion on the city walls, it was decided to take the circus to the palace to face the saints.

Anyway, after all, it is an envoy of a country.

The most basic diplomatic etiquette is still to be there.

The two soldiers walked all the way down the city wall, but the scene in front of them made her whole body confused.

"Master, do you like boys or girls?"

"Give birth to a girl, intimate padded jacket!"

"Yes, how rare the experience of having a child is, cherish it!"

One sentence made Emperor Ou, who was already in unbearable abdominal pain, lie on the ground.

I'm going to fuck it, whoever loves to take this broken scripture, I'm rotten!

Do you see what these three apprentices are talking about?

"You drank the water of the Mother River?"

Hearing the voice in his ears, Emperor Ou seemed to have found a life-saving straw.

"Yes!"

"If you really don't want this child, you can go to Xie Yang Mountain, where there is abortion water."

The Emperor looked in the direction of the soldier's finger, and a small mountain peak loomed.

"Wukong, save the teacher!"

The second patient glanced at Emperor Ou's bulging belly and was silent for a moment.

"First of all, my task is to ensure that you are alive, and having children is not within the scope of the task, and secondly, ......"

After a pause, there was a rare excitement in the eyes of the second patient.

"I also want to see how men give birth!"

The eldest apprentice couldn't count on it, so Emperor Ou moved his gaze to the second apprentice.

Looking at the pig teammates who were flirting with the two soldiers, Ou Huang turned his head directly.

"Enlightenment ......"

"I'm just a luggage picker, I don't know, I don't care, I'm not good at fighting."

The refusal of the three companies directly blocked all the retreats of the European emperor.

The soldier stood aside, full of confusion.

How did this circus survive to get to where it is now?

Walked so far and still haven't been eaten by a youkai?

"Well, why don't you go into the city with me to see the emperor first?"

Hearing this, Emperor Ou stood up directly: "Then thank you girl!" ”

The pregnancy was real, but it didn't hurt as much as I thought.

At least now it's just a bulging belly, and it's only a few days before I really give birth.

A group of four people followed the soldiers slowly towards the city.

Ou Huang is trying to find a way to get the abortion water for him with the second disease, and he ignores all the women who look at him along the way.

The second middle school lowered his head and silently recalled the extra skills in his brain.

The English teacher is essentially a woman and doesn't have much ideas.

Only the old pig Kong Hanchi looked at the women everywhere and swallowed his saliva silently.

No matter which dynasty or country, the palace is face.

Looking at the magnificent hall in front of him, Emperor Ou stood up straight and shook his robe silently.

"Spread the envoy of the Tang Dynasty, Tang Sanzang!"

A crisp voice sounded, and Emperor Ou took a deep breath and walked towards the main hall with his apprentice.

"See the King!"

"I heard that you drank the water of the Zimu River?"

Qingqing looked at the bald donkey in front of her and smiled.

According to the introduction of Journey to the West, she should tempt Tang Seng to stay with him.

However, Qingqing knew very well that they were just playing a game of confrontation.

Seduction is a useless trick.

"Yes, please give us some water for abortions."

"I'm sorry, I don't have any abortion water, so I can only let you stay and get it yourself."

Emperor Ou sighed: "Then thank you to the king." ”

"Come on, take the holy monk to rest!"

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

Ten minutes later, several people were taken to a side hall to rest.

The English teacher looked out with a frown.

"Is that king really a player?"

Kong Hanchi smiled bitterly: "I can't see it, she behaves too normally." ”

"Hey, hey, get me the abortion water back first, I feel like I'm going to fight tonight."

Zhong Eryi scratched his head: "What about your safety when I'm gone?" ”

"It's okay, you just come back in the evening."