Wang Ping'an was woken up by the ringtone of his mobile phone.

He suppressed his anger at being interrupted from sleep and picked up the phone: "Hey, who?" ”

On the opposite side was a sweet voice: "Hello, Hip Seng Travel is now launching a special seven-day space tour, which can make you experience the ...... of becoming an astronaut."

Wang Ping'an couldn't suppress his anger anymore, and yelled into the phone: "I'm a spaceman!" I'm Mission Control Commander, rank Lieutenant, understand! Got it! ”

After saying that, he threw his phone onto the pillow.

Today's mobile phones have the function of intelligently judging whether the owner wants to hang up the phone, so they automatically hang up.

Wang Ping'an scolded indignantly: "Why don't you come up with an intelligent rejection function?" ”

Unexpectedly, his words activated the mobile phone's AI, so the AI replied: "According to the three laws of the new robot......"

"Enough, shut up!" Wang Ping'an, who was still in a state of getting up, scolded.

The AI is automatically silent.

At the beginning of the vacation, Wang Ping'an installed a "humor module" for his AI, and when encountering this situation, the AI would be poor, "Theoretically, I don't have a mouth".

At first, Wang Ping'an thought that the poor AI was very interesting, but after half a month, he unloaded the module because this thing was too annoying.

Wang Ping'an, as a person who likes to be poor, realized for the first time how annoying he was, and since then he has made up his mind to be a concise person in the future.

This determination lasted only about two days.

After hanging up the phone, Wang Ping'an got out of bed and looked around his single apartment, well, it was still as messy as yesterday.

Bachelor's dormitories are probably pretty much the same.

Other bachelors may have beer bottles and ashtrays full of cigarette butts, but Wang Ping'an is an astronaut who drinks and smokes and loses his job.

He stood up, found a few random clothes to put on, and went to the bathroom to wash his face.

As soon as the faucet in the bathroom was unscrewed, the ringtone of the mobile phone rang again.

Wang Ping'an sighed and said, "Connect the phone." ”

The mobile phone screen that was still on the pillow was automatically unlocked, and when he entered the call interface, an old voice came: "Wang Ping'an!" Why did you violate the operating rules again on your last flight! ”

Wang Ping'an pouted. will start like this, only his class guide when he was in the Space Flight Academy, and he must have been known to the old man about his punishment.

"I kept the ship." Wang Ping'an replied, "I just omitted the 200 steps in the operation manual. As you told me, the operating manuals are written by engineers who have never been in the sky, so you can leave it alone. ”

"When did I tell you this?"

"When you were in class, you also said that if you can't find anything wrong, you will use a wrench to slam the broken equipment. I tried it and your experience was very useful. ”

"That's why you're scrapping so many pieces of equipment?"

Wang Ping'an heard a sigh on the other side of the phone.

Then the class guide changed his serious tone: "Ping'an, I didn't say you, when you graduated, you were the first in that period, and as soon as you graduated, you had the rank of lieutenant, so many years have passed, and you are still a lieutenant!" ”

"I think I've been a lieutenant mainly because I had a falling out with the colonel who was promoted to our flight brigade." Wang Ping'an said indignantly, "That bastard, I think I hooked up with his daughter, obviously it was his daughter who hooked up with me!" It's too late for me to run! Bad luck! As a result, he always gave me little shoes! ”

Class guide: "The colonel who was promoted?" Do you mean Colonel Lou? ”

"yes. He thinks I'm hooking up with his daughter! ”

"Did you hook up or not?"

"Nope." Wang Ping'an said categorically, "I explained this matter to him very seriously. But he didn't believe it. ”

The class guide sighed helplessly and continued, "I will explain this matter to Colonel Lu. However, it is really not Colonel Lu's responsibility that you cannot be promoted. You can't be promoted because of the comment in your comprehensive assessment: unorganized, undisciplined, and collaborative. ”

"That's what he wrote!"

"This is the result of the comprehensive evaluation of the supercomputer, and Colonel Lu has the right to change this result according to his own observations, and his evaluation and the computer's evaluation will be sent to the higher level together at that time, but you can tell me yourself, what reason does he have for you to change this result?"

Wang Ping'an was silent. He didn't get along well with Colonel Lu, who was in charge of personnel, and in fact he didn't get along well with most of the leaders in the brigade, and no one liked a subordinate who violated the regulations all day.

"I heard you even gave yourself a radio call sign called the Lone Ranger?" The class guide asked again.

Wang Ping'an nodded: "Yes, because everyone else is a two-person crew, and I am the only one who flies." ”

"Hmph, you still think it's honorable? The 'Lone Ranger' in Top Gun can be mixed up because his good friend 'Iceman' is the captain of the fleet and can cover him, who can cover you? ”

"You." Wang Ping'an said without thinking.

There was a direct silence over there. Wang Ping'an continued to brush his teeth and teeth, and he should wash his face and face.

He was grinding his teeth with an electric toothbrush, and the class leader said, "I'm about to retire, just like in the movie, I can't cover you anymore." Think about your future. ”

After saying that, he hung up the phone.

Wang Ping'an finally finished washing up, and was sitting at the table to read today's morning news, when the phone rang again.

This time the call was directly connected by the mobile phone's AI: "Lieutenant Wang, according to the psychological evaluation report, we think you need a partner. To this end, we recommend ......"

"I refuse! I can get the job done. In fact, I did a great job too! ”

"Lieutenant Wang," presumably the artificial intelligence of the Navigation Control Committee on the other side of the phone, "according to the latest flight regulations, the pilot we assign you will be a woman, because according to your test results, you are a heterosexual ......"

"I don't want it! No! Again, I don't! I can solve the whole problem myself, woman - no, it's a partner, and a partner doesn't mean anything other than dragging me back! Or is it now a statute that you can't fly alone? ”

The AI immediately replied, "There is no such rule." Have a great holiday on your last day! ”

The phone hung up.

Wang Ping'an let out a sigh of relief.

Just then, the phone rang again.

"It's me, who?" Wang Ping'an picked up the phone and asked impatiently.

He's in a hurry to pick himself up.

"Who? Your dad! The stinky boy doesn't go home to see when he's on vacation, come back now, I know you astronauts can ride the float for free, and you'll be back with a whoosh. When I come back, I'll introduce a sister to you! Heavenly! "Dad Wang Youcai is still the same babbling energy, and when he heard it, he knew that he didn't run.

Wang Ping'an sighed: "Dad, your generation is still uneven, and my generation is genetically adjusted and beautiful." ”

"This one is so beautiful! I'll send you a picture! And the girl works in the dispatch bureau, which will be good for you in the future......"

"Dad," Wang Ping'an said helplessly, "the dispatching bureau can only manage low-earth orbit, and they are not in charge of the earth's extreme high orbit." Call us the Space Regulatory Commission. ”

"What kind of high orbit and low orbit, fool your father, aren't they all astronauts? Anyway, come back soon, it's really good-looking! ”

Wang Ping'an frowned, and suddenly he had a plan, and casually let the computer retrieve a picture of a foreign beauty and project it onto a color TV.

"Dad, don't worry about my marriage, I just asked the Air Traffic Control Committee to change me with a female partner, and she is also very beautiful. It's normal for us astronauts to get married between male and female partners! I'll show you the pictures. ”

Saying that, Wang Ping'an pointed his mobile phone at the color TV, took a picture, and then sent it to his father.

Dad was silent, probably shocked by this Aina's peerless appearance.

"Dad?" Wang Ping'an asked a little proudly.

"Well, it's pretty good, but this is a foreigner, you can't do it."

Wang Ping'an was drinking tea, and directly squirted out: "What is it?" ”

Detecting that there were stains on the ground, the sweeping robot automatically dispatched and began to clean the tea that Wang Ping'an had just squirted.

"Oh, you know! Foreigners are wild, you can't grasp it! How long do you have left on vacation? ”

"Well, I'm going to leave for L2 tomorrow, and I'm going to start recovery training."

"Why are you leaving so soon...... No matter, you came back today to meet this girl, you can talk slowly in the future......"

"Dad, don't you know, we went to Mars to run back and forth for more than a year, and today I met with other girls, and then I hung them for more than a year, is this possible?"

"Can you communicate......

"Communication is often delayed for a few minutes, can the girl stand it?"

Dad was silent.

Wang Ping'an knew that this meant that his father was convinced.

Finally, there was a sigh: "Okay, I won't give you a blind date, but I will go home for dinner tonight, this is indispensable!" Definitely coming back! I'll roast your favorite beef stew with potatoes for you, and braised eggplant! Let me tell you, this is an eggplant I grew myself, a real eggplant, not an eggplant synthesized with additives! ”

Wang Ping'an pouted: "Okay, think about it carefully, I should indeed go home on the first day of the holiday." ”

"You know the afterthought! Actually, what you think in your heart, your dad knows! You're just annoying us! Really, how old are your mom and me, and how many years can I bother you?

"When we're all gone, you're still alone, and if you want to talk to someone, you'll have to go to a psychiatrist! Listen to my father's words, get married and have a child, our old couple can still bring the child now, and we can help you bring it.

"When we can't move......"

"Okay, Dad, I'm going to see your foreign daughter-in-law at the Air Traffic Control Commission, I'm hanging!"

"It's also a foreign daughter-in-law! Look at your beauty, now, what do foreign girls like to do that kind of thing? In short, you can't eat and walk around! ”

After dad finished speaking, he hung up the phone, Wang Ping'an shrugged his shoulders, put the towel back in the bathroom, and picked up the lieutenant uniform hanging on the wall.

After getting dressed, he looked at the "future female partner" on the color TV, and then at himself in the full-length mirror.

"Come on, let's go home after a long absence."