013 The farce of the canteen

Wang Ping'an and Angli looked at each other.

Angli: "So, you ...... Not a couple? ”

"Of course not." Wang Ping'an said decisively, "Didn't a non-commissioned officer tell you before, I love space more than my sister." I don't know if I became like this because of Xiao Fang's death, and I don't know if we will become a couple if she doesn't die. ”

He paused and continued: "When we were young, there was a text in the textbook called "Wedding on the Execution Ground", and I think that is the best love. Maybe one day in the future, the Trisolarans will come, and the two of us will resist to the end, and when we are about to die, let the alien cannon fire become the salute of our wedding - such a situation is indeed possible.

"But you see, Xiao Fang is no longer there, she died before she could get there, and there are no aliens to attack us."

Angli stared intently at Wang Ping'an's face, observing every slight twitch of his facial muscles.

Wang Ping'an: "What did the psychologist see? ”

Angli shook her head: "No, with the preliminary knowledge of psychology that I learned in my electives, I can't make a more in-depth analysis. However, I'm sure you're not a couple. ”

Wang Ping'an said cheaply: "Then you may be the first, right?" ”

"You feel so good about yourself, I think every girl wants to soak you!" Angeli choked.

Wang Ping'an shrugged: "I hope it's better not to be like this, really." ”

Angli: "Why do I think you're having fun?" ”

Wang Ping'an spread his hands, because of the movement of his hands, he began to float upward: "This is going to involve the pathetic instinct of men from genetics......"

Angli: "I've heard your story from the past, but I'm still a little bit sad. ”

"Then let's go eat something, we're going to toss around like this today, and we're already hungry, aren't we? Ingest food at this time, and all unhappiness will disappear. Wang Ping'an waved his hand, and then noticed the condition of his hand.

"Well," he said, "you may have to feed me later." ”

Angli: "You can eat liquid food, but you should eat liquid food in a weightless environment." ”

"Don't be like this, I want to eat some hard dishes after the adventure, okay?" Wang Ping'an deliberately sharpened his voice and tried to imitate the little boy.

In the pre-cosmonautical era, the astronauts were fed liquid food by the two great powers. After the Chinese entered space, they began to prepare hard dishes, and then installed magnetic dining tables and exhaust systems to absorb food residues in the air in the canteen, etc., and moved the ground dining tables to space.

Now the Space Force still follows the same food standards as on the ground, and the dishes on the ground are provided by the Space Force - but they are the same as all kinds of technology and the taste of hard work.

Now naturally produced vegetables are too expensive for the Space Force to consume.

That's why Wang Ping'an's father used the eggplant he planted to tempt him to go home.

Angli stared at Wang Ping'an and did not immediately agree to his request.

"Why don't you speak?" Wang Ping'an asked.

"I'll see what else you can do, I'm a little curious."

"Then you'll have to roll on the ground."

Angli was speechless: "You, I just told such a sad story, I can't even switch to it, but you're already playing cheap." ”

Wang Ping'an smiled calmly: "This is my advantage." ”

"Then if I die, will you tell others so calmly?"

"I guess so."

"Then you'd better eat liquids."

"I promise not to! Keep everything with you as the most precious treasure in your heart...... No, I won't let you die, as long as I don't die, you won't die! That's the right answer, isn't it? ”

"You go to die!"

**

Twenty minutes later, the dining hall.

Qin Qiong had just finished a shift to clean up debris and was about to eat the highest-configuration A set meal in the canteen. As a result, he just sat down on the edge of the magnetic dining table with a dinner plate, picked up the spoon and was about to eat, and then looked in a certain direction and was directly stunned.

The spoon snapped off the table, caught in the magnetic force of the table.

Qin Qiong looked ahead, Wang Ping'an ate the braised pork rice full of spoons in one bite, and complained while chewing: "Will you eat braised pork rice, you have to mash all those meats, and the braised pork rice that can't see a piece of meat is the top braised pork rice." ”

The silver-haired French girl Angli replied angrily next to her: "Okay, I'll crush it for you." ”

Then she put the spoon into the closed plate in front of Wang Ping'an and began to pound the braised pork.

Wang Ping'an: "Mom, I want to drink water." ”

Under the table, Angli stepped on Wang Ping'an's feet, but the cup of orange juice was still brought to his lips on the table.

The cup is covered with a thin net, and the surface tension of the water in the mesh will prevent the water from overflowing, and the mouth can be sucked up and you can drink the water as if you were drinking normally.

Wang Ping'an took a big sip with satisfaction.

"I'm going to eat turnips."

Angli took a piece of radish and put it in Wang Ping'an's mouth.

"Don't abuse the wounded, okay!"

While Wang Ping'an was eating turnips, several female lieutenants sat opposite the two of them.

The female captain at the head asked directly: "You feed him, how do you eat?" ”

"I can only wait until this big doll is full." Angli shrugged.

Wang Ping'an: "Which of you can eat first, and then come and feed her." ”

Angli put a spoonful of braised pork rice into Wang Ping'an's mouth, telling him to physically shut his mouth.

Several female officers looked at each other.

Then a young ensign asked curiously, "Ensign Angli, ...... When you save someone, isn't it to that ...... The old man prayed? ”

Angri was stunned for a moment before she reacted, "the old man" was referring to Jehovah: "I did pray, because it was terrible." ”

The young lieutenant immediately looked at Wang Ping'an and said, "Our lieutenant Wang is a standard atheist, just like all of us. ”

Angli: "And who do you pray to in this situation?" ”

Several female lieutenants were stunned, obviously not expecting this rhetorical question.

But Wang Ping'an had already finished the food in his mouth, and he spoke decisively: "Of course we are praying to our ancestors, grandfathers, lineages and fathers!" ”

Several of the girls all showed "what the hell" expressions.

But the boys who had been listening to the conversation immediately got to the point, began to bang on the table with chopsticks, and some even took out the kazoo flute and began to blow "toot, toot, toot".

Angri was shocked: "Why do you play the Ottoman military song?" ”

Wang Ping'an: "Because the first line of this song is ancestors, grandfathers, lineages and fathers. ”

The female lieutenant on the opposite side scolded: "You men are insane! ”

Wang Ping'an shouted loudly: "Comrades, what should I do if I am scolded?" Let's change it! ”

Then the cafeteria sounded "You Will Return Like Lightning", played on plates, chopsticks and kazoo flutes, of course. There were also a few idlers carrying the Doge of Venice to the pillars of the dining hall.

Suddenly, the cafeteria door opened and the instructor entered.

The cafeteria fell silent in an instant.

The instructor snorted, turned and floated away, the door closing behind him.

Everyone honestly began to eat.

On Wang Ping'an's side, Angeli asked again: "So, who will you pray to?" ”

"We don't pray." Wang Ping'an replied, his voice calm and resolute, "There has never been any savior, it is all up to us." ”