My name is Chen Qi, I am 22 years old, and I am a corpse bearer in a funeral home.

The funeral parlor is a very evil place, and those who can do this line of work are more or less not exposed.

For example, me.

In addition to carrying corpses, I am also a non-mainstream Mr. Yin and Yang of the Northern School.

This industry is a mixed bag, and there are many liars.

After so many years, I only made a share of the money, and it became a stumbling block for the swindlers to make a fortune, so that they wanted to kill me alive.

And the leader of these liars, named Chen Changming, is my father.

It's just that he covered himself up very well, and was even called Chen Banxian.

In the morning, I went to work as usual, and before I had changed my clothes, I heard Lao Li's broken gong screaming.

"Master Chen, come out to pick up Mr. Big!"

When I heard this, I was thrilled.

'Sir' is our honorific title for a corpse, and Mr. Big refers to a person who died unexpectedly.

It doesn't bode well to meet this master in the morning.

The funeral parlor's car was parked at the gate, and far away, I saw a red and green paper coffin.

the groove, embroidered paper coffins are used? It's a lot of trouble!

Lao Li slanted the cigarette roll in his mouth and skimmed the paper coffin: "The shading shed is not big enough, and I can't carry it in now." ”

People don't see the light when they die, and the shading shed is rectangular, just enough to cover the corpse bed, and the paper coffin is just a circle larger than the corpse bed.

Lao Li extinguished the cigarette butt and said in a low voice: "Count your experience, what do you see?" ”

I couldn't help but sigh: "The old rule, 200 yuan." ”

This is called 'Mr. does not enter the door', the corpse bearer is forcibly brought in by the gentleman, and when this happens, the corpse bearer can ask for more money, and the price is set by himself.

Lao Li tugged at my sleeve: "It's 200 that died horizontally?" ”

"It's not easy, don't cheat people for money."

I was just about to carry the coffin on my back when there was a sudden noise.

"The half-fairy is here!"

"Quick, dodge."

……

Before I could speak, I was pushed aside by the family of the deceased.

When Chen Changming saw me here, his feet were obviously stunned, and then he nodded stiffly, and then touched the paper coffin by himself.

"Oops."

After a moment, an exclamation came out of his mouth, and he turned his head to look at the family of the deceased, holding his goatee in one hand, and his face was quite solemn.

"The old man is not going well, he can't let the living carry it, or the descendants will suffer greatly!"

Chen Changming is already famous, and at this juncture, such a sentence is simply adding fuel to the fire, crying one by one to let Chen Changming think of a way.

Suddenly, a strong man squeezed out of the crowd, shouting: "500,000, let my father go!" ”

As he spoke, the man took out a few stacks of red tickets from his handbag and threw them on the coffin: "Deposit!" ”

Good guy, it's wide enough!

Chen Changming's eyes couldn't be pulled out of the money, but he looked at me again, and then walked towards me, and lowered his voice very low.

"Little, get out of here, if you still mess around, I'll you!"

I was not polite, and said back: "You cut us off our way of life before, and now you still want to rob me of my job, it's too bullying, right?" ”

"What do you mean? Do you have to mix it up? ”

I laughed dryly and didn't speak.

When I was nine years old, he took all the money from the family with broken shoes, and my mother suffered from depression and died after a few years.

The year my mother died, I called him countless times, and this old bastard was good, and he changed his phone number directly!

I was forced to go out and borrow loan sharks, and I barely managed to hold a funeral.

Now carrying the corpse is my only income, and tomorrow is the day to repay the money, and you have to snatch food from my mouth? This is forcing people to their deaths!

If you want to make money, I have to live!

I didn't say anything, I reached out and pulled out two of the red tickets, and shook them at the strong man.

"That's what I want, I'll do it for you."

The strong man was stunned for a moment, and then shouted at the top of his voice: "It's Chen Banxian, what are you?" Can you be responsible for the accident? ”

I've seen a lot of this kind of person, and I have to let people slaughter them to be happy, and I spend less money, as if I have suffered a loss.

"Seven days to rejuvenate, right? Within seven days, something really happened, I'll bury your old man! ”

Lao Li dragged me hard from behind: "Did you drink fake wine?" ”

I didn't say anything, and pouted at the strong man: "Okay, give me a word." ”

It is estimated that the strong man also frightened me, and after a while, he took the rest of the money back and nodded vigorously.

I shoved the money into my pocket: "Come on, let's go inside and wait." ”

The filial son and grandson entered the house, I carried the coffin on my back, Lao Li pulled a piece of white linen cloth and covered me, and before I took a few steps, Chen Changming directly blocked in front of me.

"You have to spoil my good deeds, do you?"

I stared at him expressionlessly: "Listen up, Chen Changming." The thing I hate most in my life is liars! If my mother hadn't believed your nonsense, she wouldn't have died so early! ”

Chen Changming's face turned red, and he asked with a cruel smile: "Do you want to eat soft and hard?" ”

"I'll eat a hammer!"

This sentence made him tremble with anger, pointed at me with one hand, and said a cruel word: "You wait!" You're going to have to beg me on your knees! ”

Please?

I'm doing the right thing, I'm going to beg a liar?