In the following week, Wang Ping'an devoted himself with great enthusiasm to the production of a "spacesuit record video" of the monkey that escaped from the battle between himself and Angri.

A few days later, he showed the results of his initial efforts to Angli.

Angri watched the film with a frown, and her expression looked like she had been forced to pour twenty pots of Chinese medicine.

"Is that really something a monkey can do? They all look like they can do kung fu! ”

Wang Ping'an: "They are indeed all on an empty stomach, on an empty stomach~"

Angli smashed the Rubik's Cube in her hand at Wang Ping'an: "Is this the time to tell a cold joke?" And people who engage in talk shows, homophonic stalks are deducted money! ”

Wang Ping'an: "I'm not a talk show. Why don't you think it's okay? ”

"It's too pompous, it's better to hand this in, than to fake something thrown by a monkey and break the camera's image. Either there's no image at all, or we're too nervous to forget. ”

Wang Ping'an: "Oh! Good idea! It was also the first time I had encountered a situation where it was possible to have a real knife with a stowaway, and it was very reasonable to forget about it. As for you...... You're a newbie, it's more reasonable! ”

"Wait a minute! You don't really want to do that, do you? ”

"yes, all that's left is to create a shootout scene in the warehouse - no, the monkeys didn't have guns, that's the monkey hunting scene?"

As he spoke, Wang Ping'an opened the weapon cabinet and took out a spear from it.

"For the sake of truth, you use a short charge, after all, you are an outboard operator, theoretically you should be in front of the guard when fighting in the cabin, and I have to observe the situation in the back, so take a spear to suppress the formation. This is a testament to our professionalism. ”

Wang Ping'an said with great interest, skillfully fiddling with the firearm as he spoke, pulling open the bolt before loading the magazine, filling it with a separate bullet, and then inserting the magazine-

Angeli stared at him and suddenly smiled, "The way you get the gun, it's like my cousin got a new toy and fiddled with it with great interest." ”

Wang Ping'an: "For adult men, this thing is a toy. By the way, I told you that every time I get on the boat, I play with a new toy on the boat, right? I forgot about it this time, so these big toys just filled the gap. ”

Angli: "You forgot? Because of what? ”

Wang Ping'an turned his head to look at the girl, and suddenly smiled evilly: "Of course, it's because you have attracted all my attention!" ”

"You too...... How do you say it in Chinese? It is...... The kind of ...... of boring middle-aged bald man who tries to tease a little girl with a vulgar joke"

Wang Ping'an: "Greasy? ”

"Yes, yes! That's too greasy, right? ”

Wang Ping'an raised his eyebrows: "I thought you would say earthy, greasy was not expected." ”

As he spoke, he picked up his gun and attached the portable thruster to his back - now he was not wearing a spacesuit, so the thruster was attached to the special port for the training uniform.

"I'm going to make a shootout."

"Is there any danger? Will it penetrate the shell and cause a loss of pressure? Why don't you wear a spacesuit? Angli said worriedly.

Wang Ping'an: "You are nagging like my father." ”

"Shouldn't you say like your mother?"

"Because my aunt won't talk about me now, absolutely not. She was very silent in front of me all the time. Wang Ping'an shrugged his shoulders, and then used a small remote control to operate the thruster and push himself towards the hatch.

After all, there is no advanced human-computer interaction equipment on the spacesuit, so you can only use the local method of remote control.

Angli: "I'm going to take a hand too?" ”

"No, there will be ricochets, I'll have to be extra careful when you're here."

"Really? Honestly? ”

"How can I let you shoot such a cool thing!"

Angli smiled: "You're a big kid!" ”

"Hey, men are teenagers until they die!"

When he said this, Wang Ping'an floated out of the bridge, and the hatch closed automatically under the control of the computer. The moment before the airtight door closed, the sound of "da-da-da" gunfire floated from the side of the warehouse.

**

After a little scamming, the long voyage quickly returned to its proper state: long and boring.

The ship's only communication with the outside world is daily periodic reports.

It was so boring that Angri even began to look forward to the briefing sent by Standard Time at 0800 every morning.

The briefing will include news from both Earth and Mars, the latest voyage schedules, and the occasional anecdote about Jupiter or Saturn.

Of course, the list of casualties of the Space Force must be indispensable in the briefing. If no one dies today, Angri will happily use the materials spit out of the ship's organic matter recycling device to get some food that still looks like it.

Wang Ping'an behaves like an old god, reading books and watching movies every day, or studying old games, and occasionally takes the initiative to undertake some maintenance work that should be handled by computers and robots.

After he completes the maintenance, he will still let the robot maintain it once, supposedly to prevent human negligence from causing a big mistake.

Finally, in the fifteenth week of the voyage, Angli couldn't hold back, she ran to Wang Ping'an, who was making a small plane out of the ship's scraps, and patted the table gently: "Is this the journey all the way?" ”

Wang Ping'an: "Otherwise? Do you think we have to play with pirate ships every day to be called Space Force soldiers? ”

Angli: "I didn't think so, but I thought there would be all kinds of dangers along the way, rush to repair or something. ”

"You can be like me and go in and do maintenance when you're idle. Although I still have to maintain the computer once after the maintenance. You should also take the opportunity to familiarize yourself with our ship. ”

"In the first few days since we set sail, I've already run all over the spaceship, and even walked around the cabin, have you forgotten?"

"Forget, that was three months ago."

Angli let out a long sigh and sat down on the chair opposite Wang Ping'an. Because gravity is now completely "simulated" by the acceleration of the engine, only thirteen milligabytes, so this action made her bounce up directly, and then slowly fell back into the chair.

"Don't be angry," Wang Ping'an said, "Look at the movie, many old movies used to be good, such as Jack Chen's movie series, except for Young Master Long, who is a little aesthetically fatigued, everything else is very good." ”

Angli: "I'm already throwing up watching the movie." I used to think that I was different from other girls, they always liked to talk about clothes, cosmetics and other people's gossip, and I always thought they were very superficial. Right now...... I found out I was quite eager for someone to talk to me about gossip. ”

Wang Ping'an: "That's right, then I'll give it a try, uh...... Let me tell you the story of Qin Qiong's pursuit of Sun Lili, the Space Flight Academy implements strict military management, Sun Lili is from the Department of Space Medicine and Nutrition, and only courses such as space practice are with us.

"Once Qin Qiong got accurate information, he wanted to conduct a fire rescue drill at night, which is particularly real, anyway, now that medicine is developed, as long as there is no fart on the spot, most of them can be pulled back. So our drills at that time were the same as the real thing, and there were always a few people going to lie on the board.

"Forget about the lying board, the instructor has to analyze why the lying board in front of all the students, generally as long as you lie down once, your lifelong radio call sign will be set. For example, there is a flower water called flower water, which wants to take a portable fire extinguisher and take it into a flower water can, press the sprinkler head on the flame, and pull it......

"It's far away, it's far away, back to that exercise. Qin Qiong planned to sneak quietly to the medical side, show her heroism, and then fool me to follow. I am a person, you know, I must intervene in such a fun thing, anyway, this kind of exercise is for the sake of realism, allowing for a certain amount of confusion.

"As soon as the fire bell rang that night, we got into action, jumping over the fence between our college and the medical school, and guess what...... We suddenly found that there were so many chaotics that we couldn't find where Sun Lili was.

"The two of us saved several groups of girls in a row, but there was no Sun Lili. Qin Qiong was anxious, he began to think in the worst direction, thinking that Sun Lili should not really be trapped in the fire, right? At this time, the exercise guidance department saw that there was no response to the life detection at the fire scene, so it ordered the exercise to enter the second stage, and the astronaut crew began to carry out damage management and rescue......

"I dragged Qin Qiong to report to our team, but Qin Qiong shouted at the fire in a heartbreak: 'No, Lili is still inside!' ”

Maybe it was recalling Qin Qiong's snot and tears, Wang Ping'an knocked on the table and laughed.

But Angli didn't smile, she asked seriously: "Did Sun Lili run out?" ”

"I ran out early, and there are flower messengers, so I can't help the stunned young people of our two astronauts to save them. Moreover, Sun Lili witnessed everything throughout the whole process, and she deliberately didn't let Qin Qiong know that she came out. She is a person, I think it's fortunate that she didn't fall in love with Qin Qiong, otherwise she would have eaten Qin Qiong to death, and she wouldn't have a chance to turn over. ”

Angli was speechless: "This kind of girl is a bit powerful." ”

Wang Ping'an: "Aren't you rich in this kind of girl in France?" Like that Mary. ”

"She's Austrian."

"And then there's that, the one that jumps back and forth between Napoleon and Napoleon's benefactor Baras, yes, Josephine! The widow of Malmeson! ”

"Well, every country has such women, can't it be said that only we have France?" Angli paused, and suddenly the conversation changed, "Or, after fifteen weeks of getting along, do you think I'm such a woman?" ”

Wang Ping'an glanced at Angli and said in a thoughtful manner: "After fifteen weeks, my impression of you has indeed changed. Now, I've been staring at it for more than three months, and I think you're just that.

"In short, you've become a 'yellow-faced woman' with me. I can't have a love relationship with you anymore. ”

Angli: "Yes, my feelings for you have changed from a depressed and promising young man to a younger brother who doesn't grow up, even though I only have a cousin." ”

Wang Ping'an ignited an inexplicable antagonism: "I found out that you have a fox smell!" ”

"Not really! It's just that the smell of sweat is a little bigger. What about you, do you dare to smell your feet? ”

"I'm sorry, my joints are hard and I can't smell it."

While the two were in the middle of a bickering and complimenting each other, the lights on the bridge console suddenly began to flicker.

The two stopped, looking at the console together.

"Computer?" Wang Ping'an asked.

The computer's AI judged that this was asking itself to briefly describe the situation, and replied, "There is an error in the route planning." ”

Wang Ping'an and Angli glanced at each other.