070 is unbelievable, but it's really a romantic comedy
On the last day of the intensive training, the main content was to organize housekeeping and go to the psychology department for psychological testing.
Early in the morning, Wang Ping'an and Angli were busy in the dormitory.
Wang Ping'an took a hanger, lay on the bed and carefully tossed his quilt, and used the hanger to trim the edges and corners of the quilt.
The beds in the dormitory are all capsule beds, and when it is dangerous, this capsule can even be used as an escape pod, and after being closed, it can stay in space for a few hours, and if it stays longer, it will be equipped with an additional circulator or oxygen cylinder.
When Wang Ping'an was tidying up the quilt, the whole person was in the capsule bed, and when he looked in from the entrance, he could only see the back half of him writhing.
Angli asked suspiciously, "What are you doing?" ”
"Stack tofu cubes, don't you stack them? There will be no tofu cubes that will be deducted points later. ”
Angli looked at her quilt suspiciously, the quilt was carefully folded, it was actually quite neat, but there was still a certain gap from the "tofu block".
The suspicious Angri picked up her phone and searched for "stacked tofu blocks", so the post on the military forum jumped out, and it was full of various green "tofu blocks".
Angeli's mouth opened wide as she saw it: "Is it necessary to do this to this extent?" ”
Before, on the L2 road from the earth to the sun, it was basically considered weightless, so the housekeeping was in accordance with the standard of weightlessness, and there was no need to stack tofu blocks or put toothbrushes and basins. At L2, there is a simulated gravity, but I have stayed for a little time and have no time to sort out any housekeeping.
As for the flight to Mars, there is no need to sort out the housekeeping, and no one will check it after it is tidied up.
So, this is the first time that Angri has seen what stacked tofu cubes are.
Angli: "What's the point?" ”
"It's a tradition, it's been a long time now, you don't care if it's useful or not, just do it right. In the conditions of gravity, you have to stack the tofu cubes.
"When I was in flight academy before, in order to cope, Xiao Fang used glue to stick a square tofu block and hid it in the closet, took it out when needed, and then laughed at me.
"But her glue quilt was glued with a spare quilt, and then we practiced, according to the regulations, we had to pack the quilt on our back, and it rained on the way to practice, and the quilt was all wet.
"We can cover the replacement quilt, and Xiaofang can only forcibly disassemble the quilt that sticks to the glue and cover it......"
Angli looked worried, but she couldn't see Wang Ping'an's face.
But Wang Ping'an's voice seemed to be recalling an interesting incident in the past, and there was nothing unusual at all.
When he finished speaking, the "tofu cube" was finished, and he exited the capsule bed, still holding the hanger in his hand.
Seeing Angli's expression, Wang Ping'an smiled: "You don't have to worry, you see that I just told you an interesting story about the past...... Ah, I see! You're jealous, aren't you? Hey, what a sinful man!
"Don't worry, I don't have a relationship with Xiao Fang, she is my buddy, I just told my current buddy about the past buddy, you two are a status!"
Angli smiled, then snatched the hanger: "Give it to me, and I'll fold a tofu cube too." ”
With that, she climbed into her capsule bed and began to toss.
Wang Ping'an wanted to point, but suddenly found that it didn't seem good to be staring at this perspective, so he looked away - but it was only for a moment, and the next moment he muttered "What is there to mind buddy", and looked back again.
Angli managed to climb out and turned her head to look at Wang Ping'an: "How is it?" ”
Wang Ping'an silently picked up the phone, switched to the clipboard mode, and wrote a "10".
Angli raised an eyebrow.
Wang Ping'an: "I'm grading your tofu cubes." ”
Angli: "I know there is a fable that says there are no three hundred taels of silver here. ”
Wang Ping'an was speechless: "This ......"
Angri clasped her hands to her chest and smiled: "Let's comment, I'm talking about my quilt." ”
"Well, it's very strong, you see that this edge hasn't collapsed at all, the corners are also pointy, and the key interior is also very full, not deliberately propped up, good, very good!"
Angli stared at Wang Ping'an and laughed: "I suddenly found out that you are actually not very good at praising people." ”
"I just boasted about tofu...... Uh, quilt. ”
"Where did the eyes just look? I know the meaning of tofu. ”
Wang Ping'an scratched his head: "How do you know everything, or we will go to Ceres, and we will perform a show during the New Year, let's have a cross talk, and after speaking, the banner will be played: The Ceres garrison fleet greets the people of the whole country for the New Year!" ”
Angli: "Yes, I'll give you a compliment." ”
Wang Ping'an: "We can also act in sketches, such as the most classic." 'You brought the devil here?' ’”
Angri was about to answer when the phone on the wall rang.
Wang Ping'an picked it up: "Hey, Lieutenant Wang Ping'an." Please speak. ”
"It's your turn, hurry to the Psychology Center. The officer will give you a score for housekeeping when you go to the test. ”
"Yes."
Wang Ping'an hung up the phone, looked at the room again, and said something in his mouth: "The toothbrushes are all facing one direction, the handle of the tooth tank is also in one direction, and the position of the basin is also right......"
Angeli went out first: "Okay, hurry up." ”
**
The psychological test is divided into two parts, the first part has to fill in a lot of quantitative test forms, and the process of filling in the form will be recorded without dead ends, and it is said that even the hesitation when filling in the form, the pen moving back and forth between the two answers, etc., will become the basis for the psychologist's judgment.
When filling out the form, Wang Ping'an also installed a sensor on his body, which can monitor the levels of various hormones in the body.
If it is a severe patient, it is necessary to wear a helmet that can sense brain waves, but Wang Ping'an has not reached that point.
When Wang Ping'an and Angri were filling out the form, a grim-looking white military uniform stood on the podium, supporting both sides of the podium with his hands apart, staring at the two of them.
Before coming in for the test, Angli said that the white uniform was actually responsible for providing the atmosphere, which would make the results of the whole test closer to the real situation.
There are a total of 500 questions in all the tests, and it is said that the stinky and long ones are made to make people get into a state of exhaustion, and the most important part of the whole test paper is actually the back part.
The questions are cleverly designed to reflect the real thoughts when the subjects are impatient.
Wang Ping'an is already very used to being tested, filling it out quickly, and he feels that he has no waves in his heart.
He never did anything perfunctory in the psychological test, and he did not deliberately fill in according to his true thoughts - that is, he filled it in backwards.
Because he didn't pass the psychological test, it really made him no longer able to fly.
Only this Wang Ping'an can't accept it.
After filling out the smelly and long scale, move on to the second link.
Wang Ping'an and Angli will enter a separate treatment room and meet with a psychiatrist.
I don't know what kind of layout the room Angre entered, Wang Ping'an's side is completely sci-fi style.
As soon as he sat down, he said, "I heard from my partner that you will adjust the environment according to the patient's preferences, so the environment is in line with our preferences. It's so hard for you. ”
What the doctor wrote on the electronic file card in front of him.
Wang Ping'an: "This is also a feint to fool me, right?" I knew, my partner told me. ”
The doctor looked at him with a smile.
Wang Ping'an: "Uh...... Shouldn't you ask questions? ”
"No, all chatting is a part of the diagnosis and treatment." As he spoke, the doctor slapped the huge red button on the table.
Then his desk morphed like a Transformer, revealing the sand table hidden underneath.
Wang Ping'an: "Cool! I thought the big red button was meant to bring someone a Coke! ”
At this time, the transformation of the table was completely completed, and the dolls and building blocks used to build the sand table filled boxes one by one and appeared in front of Wang Ping'an.
Wang Ping'an grabbed a piece without thinking about it and began to put it in the sand table.
The doctor asked, "How are you doing with Ensign Angri?" ”
"It's pleasant, she's a good girl." Wang Ping'an said frankly.
"Do you have any thoughts about her?"
"Is it so straightforward?"
"There's no need to cover it up here, it's useless to cover it up, we all know it."
Wang Ping'an put the blocks into the sand table and replied: "I don't know if this is a matter of thinking or not." It's definitely not possible to use her as a **, I usually use health security magazines.
"But sometimes I can't help but look over."
"Just a gaze?"
"Yes."
Wang Ping'an continued to pick up the new building blocks: "And I'm admiring her beauty more, really, she ...... It's very beautiful, it catches my eye, pure, appreciative gaze. I suspect she is my Anima. ”
The doctor nodded: "Very healthy idea, then Second Lieutenant Angli or Second Lieutenant Fang Manmei, which one attracts you more?" ”
Wang Ping'an temporarily put down the building block, stretched his hand forward, and made a fist gesture: "I want them all." ”
"Well, what about the literary and artistic soldier Lu Yingying?"
Wang Ping'an smiled: "That's more like a sister or daughter, she's very cute, but if you want me to say, than me Angli, she can't be regarded as a love object." I said why do you ask about love this time, but the last time I was tested on Earth, I was asked what I thought about the latest five-year plan. ”
Doctor: "The content of the conversation is not the main part, of course what you say will also form part of our judgment, but only the secondary part, the very secondary part. What matters is how well you perform during the conversation. ”
Wang Ping'an: "It's not the first time I've thought like this, you guys who play psychology are all chattering, so you are like a god." ”
The doctor smiled: "Psychology is a science, there are quantitative evaluation criteria, the statistical society plays a major role, and the most important thing is that all judgments are reproducible and falsifiable."
"But I also admit that the most critical part of judgment is still to be made by humans, not to computers.
"Of course, it may also be because we don't have enough samples, and when we can do a psychological assessment of all human beings and collect relevant data, we may not need to be judged."
Wang Ping'an asked suspiciously: "Then human beings will be completely dominated by computers?" ”
The doctor shrugged, "If computers evolve to that extent, nothing is impossible. Of course, the consciousness upload test has already begun, and humans can evolve. ”
"Flesh and blood, mechanical ascension?"
The doctor nodded solemnly: "You know the Centauri Project, there is a plan, that is, all human beings upload computers, and then conquer the universe with new life forms. ”
Wang Ping'an chuckled inwardly.
Then he realized that this was also one of the "bureaus" set up for him by the psychiatrist, deliberately mentioning the Centauri project to see his reaction.
He frowned unhappily: "You guys who play with psychology are really annoying. ”
"Your partner, the beautiful Miss Angelli, has a very high score on the psychology test, and she also plays psychology."
"She's her." Wang Ping'an said without thinking, "I mean, her annoying places will also be ...... by her She's cute, she's so covered, you know? ”
Doctor: "We have no doubt about that. ”
When Wang Ping'an just said "she is her", he already realized that this was another pit, but he still couldn't help but finish speaking.
It may be more important to clarify this than to fight with the doctor.
At this point, the doctor said, "Okay, we're almost done." ”
"So fast?" Wang Ping'an was a little surprised.
"Yes, if it goes well, it will be very fast. Starting today, you can stop taking your medication. ”
Wang Ping'an was startled again: "What? I...... Mania, I feel a lot calmer after taking that medicine, do I really need it? Oh yes, that's part of the test, right? ”
"No, I don't think you need to take any more pills. Congratulations, Lieutenant Wang Ping'an, your situation is improving. You're good to go. ”
Wang Ping'an put down the last building block, stood up, picked up the hat on the table and put it on.
He saluted the doctor and walked towards the exit.
The doctor suddenly stopped him: "Lieutenant, don't lose the hard-won treasure this time." ”
Wang Ping'an looked back at the doctor and nodded solemnly.
After he left, the doctor looked down at the scene laid out in the sand table in front of him.
Sand table diagnosis, a method that has been used since the birth of clinical psychology, sometimes does not need a complete sand table, as long as there are some things that can be played with on the table, the test subject will subconsciously fiddle with it.
At this time, in Wang Ping'an's sand table, there was a small river drawn, and next to the river were a round building block and two long building blocks.
On the other side of the river, there is a tall tower with conical blocks at the top.
The computer prompted: "This may be the scene when his parents took him to see the rocket launch when he was a child." There is a considerable chance that it is deliberately placed and can not be included in the evaluation. ”
Doctor: "Even so, there's value. So your machine head still can't completely replace the human brain. ”