Volume 1: Returning to the People on a Snowy Night Chapter 49 Tiger Roaring Mountain Forest
The Bodhisattva of Joy was shocked, and his mouth let out a cry of grief to the extreme of horror, and his cheeks, which were as white as snow, were suddenly as red as rouge, and he exhaled repeatedly, but he could not escape this nirvana.
Immediately gritted his silver teeth, his red lips opened slightly, and he took advantage of the situation to eat a knife, and when Lu Zhishen's moves were old, he desperately slammed three punches towards his head and pumped into the sky, which was enough to knock him out.
He wiped a handful of the blood that was punctured on his chest, grabbed the blood-red blood, put it to his mouth and added the warm blood, and while making a smacking sound, he looked at Lu Zhishen, who was holding his head and was a little dizzy, and giggled, You hurt my body, but you may not hurt my heart. I like it a lot. Again! Push harder! Be sure to push hard!
Hearing his shameless words, Lu Zhishen, who was embarrassed and angry, could no longer hold back the evil blood in his heart, and suddenly spit out a mouthful of blood.
When the Bodhisattva of Joy saw that he vomited blood to the ground, his face suddenly became a little pale, and he complained, What a good thing, how can you waste it so much. How nice it would be to give me food!
The greedy look of licking his lips made Lu Zhishen hate it even more. "This bastard, not human!"
In a hurry, Lu Zhishen suddenly thought about it.
Pulling out the knife again, the blade shook out dozens of knife flowers one after another, rotating and slashing and slashing and then picking up and slashing again, the momentum was like a rainbow, and the murderous atmosphere was soaring.
Seeing that he was already in a prisoner's predicament, the Bodhisattva of Joy sneered, why do you bother! The slave family may not want to kill you, you are from the slave family, how good it should be to fly with the slave family.
Holding the moon with both hands again, one punch followed by one punch, like a lotus flower, one move was not different, and he greeted it again.
Lu Zhishen snorted lightly, suddenly threw the long knife in his hand, rolled forward with his body, swept his legs with a move, and slammed towards his delicate waist.
The Bodhisattva of Joy's face suddenly changed drastically, and he was about to get angry.
A strong fragrance of flowers wafted out of the house, like plum blossoms and ambergris. Lu Zhishen and Huanxi Bodhisattva secretly screamed badly.
Huanxi Bodhisattva didn't have time to hold his breath, only felt that in the dantian, his strength sank into the Dead Sea, and with a light body, the whole person was overturned to the ground by Lu Zhishen.
And Na Lu Zhishen just swung his fist and smashed his face to the extreme.
But I heard a hearty laughter from the room, "Fall, fall, fall!" ”
Then I saw the Great Demon King Luo clapping his hands with a knife and walking into the house laughing. Seeing that he hadn't fallen yet, he kicked him in the ass. "You evil slave, what are you doing like a stake, give this son some face!"
Lu Zhishen was kicked on the ass by him, and he actually sat on the beautiful face of the pale Joy Bodhisattva, followed by a poof, and released a series of muffled stinky farts.
was so angry that the joyful Bodhisattva almost suffocated to death.
Luo kicked Lu Zhishen, who was paralyzed, from him, and said with a smile, you evil slave, is it possible that you haven't had enough fun, and you still want to play another show for this son on the spot?
Seeing that Lu Zhishen's face was red and purple, his eyes were eager to eat his flesh and drink his blood.
He rolled his eyes and snorted, don't know the hearts of good people. If it weren't for me, you would have taken him down so easily?
The face of the Bodhisattva of Joy was terrifying.
Thinking of his dignified Bodhisattva of joy, how could he have overturned the boat in this kind of gutter. has always been a yin person, but he didn't expect to be taken down by a stunned young man.
was so angry that his inner exercises were in chaos, and there were faint signs of going mad.
Seeing that the situation was not good, Luo Yidao hurriedly rushed over and pointed several acupuncture points at him. Fang Cai said stupidly, you are neither a man nor a woman, be honest with this world.
Anyway, he deliberately said that evil slave, hehehe, Master Lu, is the dog meat of the Edelweiss Mountain Dog delicious?
Seeing Lu Zhishen's bewildered face.
He bowed his hand to the Bodhisattva of Joy even more proudly, Bodhisattva, didn't you say that wine and meat have passed through the intestines? It seems that this sin still can't be passed.
Then he deliberately rolled his eyes again, "Two idiots." You are so easy to grab the dog meat of this world! Bang bang, this dog meat with merchant Lu is enough for you two gluttonous goods to drink a pot. Coupled with the wild master of this world, the silkworm love flower poison stolen by the old flower is always called! Hehehe, it's strange that I can't take you two!! Hehehe, you are all in the Empty Xuan Realm, it's not a shame to be ashamed, you have been taken down by the Ming Huang Realm of this world! ”
The Bodhisattva of Joy was so angry that he immediately rolled his eyes and fainted.
Luo Yidao didn't want to let him go so easily, but slapped his white cheeks as white as snow a few times, and fell and said, Niang Xipi, this face is long, more tender than tender tofu. If it weren't for seeing this demon at such an age, he would have spent the night with you, a wicked slave. This son of the world was a little moved.
Lu Zhishen couldn't wait to find a gap in the ground to drill down.
With a red face, he pleaded bitterly, His Royal Highness, the old slave is wrong. Wrong, really wrong. In the past three years, you should not have robbed you of your meat to eat, let alone stopped you from visiting the flower house and drinking flower wine. Please, kill me, the old slave really has no face.
"Oh, you're so beautiful! Three years, three years, this world is all eating your leftovers! Let you go, who will pay the debt! ”
Lu Zhishen was speechless for a moment.
Luo kicked the Bodhisattva of Joy who had passed out in disgust, and wondered, you were too stupid back then. I can't even take this man or woman! What do you still call yourself Zhiduoxing? Feelings, all your bad tricks are on me. When you see this demon, your legs are weak?
Lu Zhishen had no choice but to hang his head and was powerless to refute.
Luo Yidao thought for a while, "This demon killed so many of us back then, so he just killed a hundred!" ”
Lu Zhishen was taken aback, and hurriedly waved his hand and said, you can't kill!
"Wait!"
"What do you mean, you're still protecting him now, could it be that you are really in love?"
Lu Zhishen wanted to die, and he got up again.
I had to bite the bullet and say that this person can't be killed for the time being. We have to use him to lure Miao Guanyin out.
Speaking of Miao Guanyin, this revenge of killing his father is not shared, and Luo Yidao suddenly changed into a person. immediately stuffed an antidote into Lu Zhishen's mouth, and when he recovered, he pulled over a chair with a broken leg, simply broke the remaining three legs, sat on it, and said coldly, leading the snake out of the hole? Are you sure that Miao Guanyin will come?
"She is the leader of the Killing Qin Alliance. Now that the Bodhisattvas of Joy have come out, she can't hide for long. ”
"This son of the world will definitely stab her three times and six holes, and let her taste three thousand three hundred and fifty-seven knives! Hang her dog's head on Meishan for ninety-nine eighty-one years! ”
Under the hatred, Luo suddenly stretched out his hand and slammed it towards the dantian of the Joyful Bodhisattva, abolishing his demonic skills.
The Bodhisattva of Joy woke up alive and in pain, and then followed the soul of the dead and fainted in fright.
He couldn't figure it out.
He has been crisscrossing the rivers and lakes for decades, and the Central Plains martial arts have gone up to Penglai Pavilion and down to the righteous path of the rivers and lakes, even the people who killed him in the Burning Heaven Sect and Haotian Palace in the northern country, not to mention the thousands of people, at least those fierce enemies have never been broken. But he had never been so embarrassed.
Even if it was the shocking knife of the monkey back then, he just ran away.
Now that the horse has lost its front hooves, he has carelessly lost Jingzhou, and his martial arts have been ruined by a kid, and there is no day to turn over.
Luo Yidao still didn't understand his hatred, and when he caught that Miao Guanyin, he sent this waste to the Xianggu shop, so that this man who was neither male nor female would not accept one hundred and eighty thousand customers every day, and the young master was angry.
Luo Yidao saw that his face changed greatly, and teased, evil slave, you still have one last chance tonight, you have to take advantage of it.
Lu Zhishen hated and was ashamed, and secretly made up his mind in his heart that he would never play these rabbits again.
Immediately coughed cough coughed several times, lest he be unable to hide, His Royal Highness, in the future, if you talk about the east, the old slave will never fight the west. You say the west, the old slave will never fight the east. Even the old slave won't listen to the words of the prince. Just listen to the command of His Highness, and the old slave will be a dog by your side in the future.
"Hehehe, the dignified Howling Tiger, you want to be a dog? Come, Wang Wang, two sentences, show this world! Luo Yidao deliberately mocked.
"Woohoo! Woohoo! For the sake of this old face, in order to stop him from saying this embarrassing thing, Xiaotianhu Lu Zhishen also let it go, and immediately lay on the ground and learned to bark again and again.
Luo Yidao immediately kicked him to the ground in anger, and scolded hatefully, embarrassing, enough! In the future, if you are so shameless, Niang Xipi's Lao Tzu will kill you and feed the dog with your dog meat! Remember to this world that no one in this world dares to treat you as a dog! Not even a pet master! You are the tiger of the head of the North Mountain Guard, the Tiger of the Lower Mountain, and the Tiger of the Howling Heaven! It is the general who straightens his waist and stands straight in the heart of the Beishan man!
"Remember no! Answer me! ”
Howling Tiger Lu Zhishen suddenly burst into tears and regretted not being at the beginning.
"Remember!"
"Be louder, I haven't eaten!"
"Remember! Remember! Remember! Howling Tiger Lu Zhishen cried and responded loudly.
Raise your head, puff up your chest, stand up straight, and turn back. Throw this dog thing in the dog hole and feed it on a leash! Luo Yidao yelled at him, pointing his finger at the dog hole in the courtyard in the distance, his eyes were murderous.
"Yes!"
The Howling Sky Tiger seemed to see the old prince's order again, and Beishan Wei's tiger and tiger appearance. His heart suddenly boiled with blood, and he immediately wiped away his tears, raised his head, and puffed up his chest, the Howling Tiger who won the championship in the chaotic army was back.
He dragged the limp Bodhisattva of Joy and walked straight to the dog hole.
Turning his head eagerly and excitedly, he looked at Luo Yidao, leaning against the door, with his toes crossed, and his back as a hanger, and muttered to himself with emotion and shame in his mouth, the big demon king is still the big demon king. Nothing has changed.
After throwing the Bodhisattva of Joy into the kennel in the dog hole, tying the dog on a leash, and throwing a dog bowl in front of him.
He stood at the highest point of the prison palace, raised his head, straightened his chest, twisted the knife in one hand, pointed at the night sky, slapped his chest heavily with one hand, used all his strength, and roared angrily: I am back again!
"The Howling Tiger is back!"
Between the mountains, the whirring valley suddenly stirred up a violent whistling: back, back!
In the camp of the defenders of Beishan in the distance, the old prince Luo Cheng trembled a few times, raised his head from the battle drawings, and smiled at the clouded leopard, leopard, golden leopard and Luo Da who followed beside him, You can be careful one by one, that tiger is back!
The clouded leopard, the leopard, the golden leopard, and Rhoda laughed happily and then pulled their faces down one by one. looked at each other one by one and said, the calf is over, and the future will not be easy.
Luo Cheng said proudly, who told you to be lazy one by one. I'm afraid it's too late to sharpen my knives.
followed him and said, the loser is really Lao Tzu's seed! finally turned the sick cat into a tiger again. This time the tiger roared in the mountains and forests, and the tiger returned, and we had another chance of winning this battle.
The clouded leopard and the others suddenly lost their temper, thinking, "You are always sorry. Just that loser, do you have this ability? I'm afraid that the blind cat has met a dead mouse. ”
Only the shameless Luo Da, who patted the sycophants again and again, is still the prince wise, His Royal Highness the Prince has come back from training in the past three years, just like a dragon with regrets, the hidden dragon is in the abyss, soaring into the sky. It's not even a problem to take down the Howling Tiger.
The clouded leopard and the others were eager to kick him, and they each turned their heads and rolled their eyes at Luo Da, and said one after another, do you want to be faced?