075 Crosstalk is a language art

After the guitar was printed, Wang Ping'an took it and tried it, and then found that the tone was not the same as that of ordinary guitars.

Lao Yan looked at his expression, and said: "Don't frown, the timbre is different from ordinary guitars, because this is made for you with materials for making missiles and electromagnetic cannon shells." We only have these two kinds of leftovers here. ”

Lieutenant Colonel: "Isn't it pretty cool, by the way, the musical instruments in our troops, except for the ones I brought from home, the rest are made of artillery shell steel and missile steel, which is particularly masculine, and some people even brought musical instruments from home, but in the end they asked to make a steel one." ”

Wang Ping'an raised his eyebrows: "This reminds me of a movie I watched on the flight road, called "The Piano of Steel", which tells the story of a group of workers who used stainless steel to build a piano in their spare time and put it into the workers' club.

"Later, a musician came and laughed at the timbre of the piano for being terrible, but the male protagonist said, 'You know a fart', and then he used that piano to play our workers have the power......"

Lao Yan laughed: "I haven't seen that movie, but I feel excited when I hear you say it." I remembered that the cultural team came to us to give a condolence performance before, and there was a violin saw, and he played some strange grace. I thought something was wrong at the time, and when I asked the AI, the good guy was actually a cross poem.

"I just stood up and shouted what do you mean by playing this in front of a bunch of materialists? Then the captain of the condolence team hurriedly came to the stage and said that this is just to be enjoyed as music, and it should be used as a doctrine.

"I said okay, after you finish playing a cross song, you have to play a song of our materialists, and then you will play an Orthodox one."

Lieutenant Colonel Nikolai laughed: "Now they can't get off the stage." ”

Wang Ping'an: "You should let them have another Ottoman war song." ”

Lao Yan: "Hey, it stands to reason that those children who came to comfort should be the same as us, why don't we like to listen to the things they play?" ”

Wang Ping'an suddenly thought of Lu Yingying, at least he still likes to listen to the songs Lu Yingying sings.

Lieutenant Colonel Nikolai: "It's okay, their condolences can't work, we'll fix it ourselves." Wang Ping'an, take your piano, let's go...... Doesn't Ensign Lyon get an instrument? ”

Angli smiled and shook her head, "I really won't." In the past, I could learn it during a long voyage, but now I don't think I have the opportunity to learn it. I'll sing you a harmony. ”

"Isn't it actually competing to be the lead singer, but singing harmony? You're humble. Lieutenant Colonel Nikolai glanced at Wang Ping'an meaningfully, "I haven't actually looked at your file yet. Because I feel like those things will affect my judgment, I'm going to actually meet you before I read the long comments. Any idea how I feel about you? Wang Ping'an? ”

"A question, Thorn Head?" Wang Ping'an spread his hands.

"Of course, there are parts, but the most important thing is that you have the most important quality to live here: optimism. People who are not optimistic will soon have to report to the instructor frequently, but we don't have an instructor yet.

"You should live a long time on the front, you were born to be on the front. But remember, don't be devoured by the front, and don't become like those mercenaries who treat killing as their only meaning. ”

After speaking, he gently patted Wang Ping'an's shoulder.

Then he made a "go" gesture.

Angli hurriedly asked in an expectant tone, "What about me?" ”

"You're a good girl, and I can't see any more. Let's go. ”

With that, the lieutenant colonel walked towards the door of the workshop with his hands behind his back.

Wang Ping'an carried his guitar behind his back like a rifle and followed behind the lieutenant colonel side by side with Angri.

"What kind of person is the new instructor?" ”

"I don't know, let's see in a few days. Until then, we will take you through the front line little by little. ”

Wang Ping'an asked again: "I don't seem to see many girl astronauts?" ”

"There are still some, two of our team have been sacrificed, and one has a psychological problem and has to go back to recuperate. Female soldiers here are basically concentrated in the medical department, institutions and cultural teams. There is a permanent cultural team here, and the literary and artistic soldiers are half male and half female.

"Look, aren't they the girls over there?"

Wang Ping'an looked in the direction pointed by the lieutenant colonel, and sure enough, he saw several female soldiers chatting along the passage.

Lieutenant Colonel Nikolai greeted the girls first: "Hey, girls, good afternoon." ”

As soon as several female soldiers saw his rank of lieutenant colonel, they immediately stood up and saluted.

The lieutenant colonel walked past them after returning the salute, and it was Wang Ping'an and Angli's turn to pass the female soldiers.

The girls' eyes first drifted to the guitar behind Wang Ping'an, and then fell on Angri's peerless face.

Then they involuntarily stood up straighter and saluted more standardly.

After Wang Ping'an returned the salute to the lieutenant colonel, he also walked in front of them.

Faintly from behind, the girls' excited discussion came: "Did you see that lieutenant?" Silver Star, Guitar! ”

"Don't think about it, the one next to him must be his girlfriend. Oh my God, how can there be such a beautiful girl. ”

"Foreigners, I'm afraid that the family is a big capitalist, and the money used to adjust genes is enough for millions of African children to eat for a year."

"You old calendar, Africa has been lifted out of famine by relying on hydration factories, and now African children also have to eat eggs and milk."

"Is that the point? It's her appearance! No way! ”

Wang Ping'an looked at Angli with a smile: "Your pure natural appearance has once again bluffed a group of adjustment girls, how do you feel?" ”

"You're not done, keep asking this. Even if you want to make fun of me, change the topic to a new one! ”

Wang Ping'an: "Okay, let's talk about the winter storage of Chinese cabbage......"

"What's that?"

Instead, the lieutenant colonel laughed: "I know this topic, my hometown was still doing this when I was a child, buying a lot of Chinese cabbage in the winter and stacking it in the basement."

"After the war, hydration factories began to spread massively, and there was no longer a need to store these vegetables in the winter. But instead I'm starting to miss the taste of Chinese cabbage back then.

"Your hometown is also north?"

"Uh...... No, when I just watched the previous cross talk, I saw that they took this as a joke. ”

"Cross talk...... Well? Are you familiar with cross talk? ”

Wang Ping'an: "General. ”

He instinctively felt as if something was going to be in trouble, so he adopted the phrase of avoiding trouble!

Angli: "He knows cross talk, he is an expert in cross talk, and he can praise Winston Churchill's Iron Curtain speech!" ”

"No, no, no, I'm talking about 'we will never surrender,' and I've praised this."

"Hey, if you can praise that, you will definitely be able to praise the Iron Curtain speech. You can do it! ”

The lieutenant colonel showed an expectant expression: "Really? Then we're going to see it, and you'll perform when we get back! ”

Wang Ping'an glared at Angli: You cheat me!

Angli grimaced, stuck out her tongue, put her hands behind her back, and walked forward triumphantly.