Volume 1: Returning to the People on a Snowy Night Chapter 53 The General of the Light Cavalry Battalion
Wine is good wine, and meat is good meat of the first class.
Qin Feng even felt that this was more suitable than the dragon meat in the sky. But what kind of dragon meat it tasted like, he could only guess. It is estimated that it is not much better than the beef and mutton in the Cloud Inn.
This night, Qin Feng was very drunk.
He collapsed on a camp bed, undressed. In a daze, he seemed to feel that he was still on the banquet, and the old prince Luo Cheng rewarded him with several jars of wine. This old thing's wine is not good.
At first, he drunkenly pulled him and called his nephew affectionately, and then simply hooked up with him and called his brother. The big demon king also drunkenly took a bite of the glutinous soft and sticky dog meat, hugged him and the old thing, and said stupidly, your brother, my brother, our three brothers! Tonight, let's have a snow mountain, and the three knots are not happy, beautiful?
After that, he actually shouted for Lu Zhishen, a roaring tiger, and asked people to bring incense and candles, and shouted that they wanted to kowtow and drink blood wine on the spot.
The old thing was also shouting in confusion for blood wine.
Later, he remembered that the girl couldn't stand it, so he immediately overturned him and slapped him a few times, before he pumped his divine light, and begged miserably, I was wrong. It's a mess.
The old thing smirked and smirked uninterestingly, what a mess, so you should be a big brother, ah... What's going on, yes, the wind. Ah Feng is the second brother, and I am the younger brother.
Qin Feng drank a stomach of wine in a daze, and bowed to his brother in a daze.
"Delicious, dogleg meat!" In a daze, Qin Feng held a big foot and gnawed stupidly.
Beishanwei, who was standing guard outside the camp tent, covered his mouth and almost laughed. This lord is also real. He actually held the feet of the big demon king and gnawed.
Last night, the old and the young could have broken the Chinese military camp tent.
The old prince borrowed wine to drown his sorrows and drank a mess. Not only did he want to be a brother with Qin Feng, but he also took the hand of the Qin girl, and shouted with a handful of snot and tears, Yunxiu, Yunxiu. I miss you.
Frightened, Miss Qin threw down her chopsticks and fled from the table.
And the big demon king also called him a brother and brother on the ground, and kept pouring bitter water in his mouth, saying that the old immortal in the family was not shallow in harming people, and let him beg for three years. The old man Hanako was even more inhuman, not only did he give him meat to eat, but also robbed him of his meat to eat, and chased and stuck to him to beat. even pointed at the Howling Sky Tiger Lu Zhishen kept scolding, this guy is the most hateful. Whenever there is something good, it is stolen and eaten by him and the three-eyed horse prince.
When it was over, he was still dead and stubborn to have a fight with Qin Feng and fall asleep. The heavens scolded him, he didn't learn anything, and he wanted to learn Zhou Gongjin and Jiang Ziyi. As everyone knows, it was a trick by Zhou Lang to tease Jiang Ziyi, deliberately letting him steal the book. obviously wants to be a brother, how can there be a knife behind his back.
"My husband is a meritorious person in the world, and his meritorious service is comforting his life, and I will be drunk, and I will be drunk and moaning. I'm bah, just you, kid, deserve that Zhou Gongjin? Besides, my man is not the stupid and stupid Jiang Gan. ”
Finally, settle this master, this night the big demon king was on the bed, turned over the river and the sea, got out of bed in the middle of the night and vomited wildly, climbed into the bed and stuffed the stinky feet into General Qin's mouth, and whined, the dog day is so warm.
Qin Feng gnawed for a long time, and suddenly felt that something was wrong, opened his eyes, and smelled the stench of a stinky immortal, only to find that he actually had a big foot stuffed in his mouth, and immediately opened the foot in anger, and when he saw that the person was actually the Great Demon King.
Immediately, he covered his nose again and again and vomited.
Soon, it rushed out like the wind, rushed to the snow pool outside the tent, and rinsed his mouth whimsically.
The Beishan guard looked at his embarrassed appearance, secretly covered his mouth, and said with a smile, this master gnawed his feet all night, it is really difficult for him to faint to death.
Early in the morning, the Great Demon King Luo saw Qin Feng's gloomy face, with a murderous intent on his face. I don't know what he did last night. "What's the matter, this early morning bitter face, is it possible that this official title is not enough. It doesn't matter, we two brothers, if I have a bite of meat to eat, I can't drink a mouthful of soup. It is not enough to be a general from a five-rank striker, so it is a five-grade striker general. ”
Qin Feng endured the nausea in his mouth, rolled his eyes, and thought, "This Beishan Royal Mansion is really bold, this official is as easy as eating tofu in his mouth, he can give it to whoever he wants, and he can give it as much as he wants." ”
Luo Yidao saw that he was still not happy, so he said quietly, brother, our Beishan Wangfu can only mention this. Those who are above the fourth grade have to be decided by the Ministry of Officials. In my world, I am also the fourth grade. Brother can only send the Buddha here, and whether your Buddha can ascend to heaven in the future depends on military merits.
Howling Sky Tiger Lu Zhishen and Beishan Wei on the side suddenly changed their faces. This great demon king is really willing.
Qin Feng saw that he had misunderstood, and saw that Lu Zhishen and Beishanwei were dumbfounded, and turned his head and thought again, this person is benevolent and righteous, and he actually made me such a big official.
Immediately, I had to wave my hand again and again, you misunderstood, I didn't mean that. I mean, brother, you'd better wash your feet more in the future. Your feet stink.
Luo Yidao's face was puzzled, my feet stink? How I don't know. But soon, it dawned on him that he hadn't washed his feet last night, and it stinked to him. Immediately laughed and said, sin, sin. After three years of begging, I don't feel a lot of things, and I don't pay so much attention to them. Turning his head, he blamed Beishanwei again, Wu Qing, that old eunuch, didn't arrange a warm bed for Ben Shizi and my brother last night?
Beishanwei rolled his eyes and thought, Master, this is a camp in the army. Who would dare to arrange a bed warmer for you? You really think that the old prince and the eunuch are vegetarians.
Seeing that Qin Feng repeatedly dismissed the forward general of the fourth grade, the Great Demon King Luo Yidao was immediately annoyed, "I said that it is the fourth grade, it is the fourth grade." Who dares to deny this Beishan guard, even if the old immortal comes, he has to admit it. ”
"Ahem, cough, cough"
Luo Cheng, the old prince who had already washed up at the other end of the camp, suddenly blushed, and smiled at him and Qin Feng with a stupid smile, Our palace, the good grandson is the biggest. He said that a few products are a few products.
Turning his head and yelling at Lu Zhishen, pass on the order, Qin Feng will serve as the forward general of the Beishan Wei Light Cavalry Battalion from today onwards.
When he saw Qin Mian, who was already stunned on the side, the old guy couldn't stay any longer, and hurriedly fled like the wind under the pretext of excuse.
Heaven and earth came from the side.
Tianyan pursed his lips and laughed softly, this old shameless person still knows how to have face.
Qin Mian suddenly glared at her fiercely. "It's not you."
Tiancripple didn't admit it, where was the old lady who harmed it, it was clearly the monkey who harmed it. It's hurt this old guy to think about spring.
Seeing that Qin Feng was uncomfortable, Di Que immediately walked to his and the Great Demon King's side, and said with an urn voice, the light cavalry camp was full of thorns. Young Master Feng has just arrived, but I'm afraid that they may not be convinced.
The Great Demon King Luo Yidao laughed loudly, afraid of what they would do. We, the Beishan guards, have always relied on our fists to speak. Whoever dares to disagree, you will fight until he is convinced. What a simple thing.
Qin Feng was surprised, it's that simple?
Luo Yidao patted him on the shoulder and said, don't worry. You just have to go, it's really not good, I'll be a biased general for you.
Seeing that Luo Yidao was so generous, he reassured Qin Feng happily. I was immediately impressed with him, but I didn't expect this crazy boy to go out for three years, and his eyes were very poisonous.
Immediately followed up and said, don't be vain. The old lady and the cripple are still there. The light cavalry battalion was formed by the two of us. Can't eat you.
Luo Yidao immediately slapped his head and said with a smile, I go, how did I forget this devil. Immediately retreated, I still won't go to this light cavalry battalion.
"You dare! The man spoke, spitting and nailing. If you dare to repent, believe it or not, let's practice again. Tian Remnant teased with a bewitching face.
Luo Yidao suddenly had no idea, so he had to hope that Lu Zhishen would save him. But Nalu Zhishen's nostrils were facing the sky, and he didn't even look at him, as if he couldn't hear at all.
Luo Yidao jumped to his feet in anger, "You evil slave, do you really want to push this son into the fire pit?" ”
Lu Zhishen deliberately pretended to be stupid and arched his hand towards the sky and the earth, oops, I'm an old fool. Lord Wang, let the old man cooperate with Zhong Monkey to act. Gone, gone.
After that, he waved his sleeves and didn't dare to stop even for a moment.
Luo Yidao saw that he was abandoned by that evil slave, so he had to smile bitterly and arched his hand towards Qin Feng, brother, from now on, we will wear a pair of pants. You can't give your brother open crotch pants.
Tianyan pouted and said, what brother, you have to call him brother.
Luo Yidao suddenly came to his senses, pulled Qin Feng over, and said eagerly, brother, what month are you?
How did Luo Yidao know when he was born. Even Qin Mian was confused, she only knew that Qin Feng was two years older than her. As for what month he was born, she really didn't know.
Tianwan said proudly, don't compare. He was on the first day of the Lunar New Year. You can't compare. You're from September nine. Besides, you all worshiped last night, he is the eldest brother, you are the second brother, and the third brother is the immortal. Hehehe, it's so fucking funny. The dignified King of Beishan has actually become the little brother of the two of you. And there is one who is his grandson. This time, the grandson became the elder brother, and the grandfather became the younger brother. Honestly don't deceive me, the old immortal is really the only favorite in the world.
"Me? Am I the big brother? Qin Feng was stunned, pointing to his nose with a confused expression. He couldn't remember how ridiculous they had been last night.
Luo Yidao was also dumbfounded. He suddenly felt dizzy, he couldn't catch his breath, and his face was red.
"Who the fuck came up with this bad idea? I drank too much horse urine. ”
There is a shortage of urns and pots, hehe, it's you. I worshipped my brother and drank blood wine.
"Me?" Luo Yidao's face turned pale, and he couldn't wait to take a bowl of tofu on the spot and hit him to death. Although he knew that his own wine was not good, he never expected to make such a big joke. No matter how disobedient he is, he doesn't dare to risk the world's condemnation and let his grandfather be his little brother.
"Brother, this is all drunken jokes, it can't be taken seriously!" Luo Yidao instantly felt that this word was going to come out, and it would cost people's lives. I had to hold on to Qin Feng tightly and plead in a low voice. There is no longer the demonic nature of the great demon king.
He finally understood why the old immortal had just agreed so happily and ran so fast. It's specified that there is no face to see people.
He couldn't help but complain in his heart, you are an old immortal, why is the wine worse than this world. You can't be reserved. It's all to blame on the bell monkey, what is the Yunxiu County Lord? Let me catch him another day, and I will definitely have to beat him with twenty sticks to dissipate his anger.
Qin Feng shook his head, broke out in a cold sweat with fright, and muttered, this joke is too big.
He suddenly felt a chill in his neck, no wonder the old prince saw his face early in the morning, it was terrifying. Maybe I'm going to kill someone.
He quickly denied it, I don't know anything. Oops, I drank too much last night and ate his stinky feet all night.
He would rather report his own scandals than be remembered by Na Luocheng.
Last night, he had already seen it. This Luo Cheng and Zhong Zhenshan have long been the same dog. And he has always been blind to the enemy. Thinking that Yuan Kui, the chief of the governor's chamberlain, most of them disagreed with their political views, and he was also a person around the emperor. In order to vent the hatred of the year, if you say kill, you will kill. And it's still to kill openly.
Last night's false shot must have been made for the old eunuch.
This time, even the Howling Tiger Lu Zhishen has been dispatched, plus there is also a bad general Cao Shan, most of the time this drama has already started.
Luo Yidao saw that he was so interested and willing to give him the stairs, and he was immediately moved, and he couldn't wait to show him his heart.
Tianzhu didn't want to let him go so cheaply, and snorted, the old lady can ignore the ridiculous things last night. But from now on, the man in my family is the elder brother, and you are the younger brother. You have to admit it.
Luo Yidao nodded again and again, patted his chest and said, I admit it, I definitely recognize it. It's not just my brother, even if I call him my aunt.
Tiancripple was scolded by him, but he was not annoyed, but poked his forehead happily and said, This is a good thing, the old lady didn't hurt you in vain back then. From now on, you can call him my aunt.
Qin Feng saw that Luo Yidao was going to be taken seriously, so he hurriedly vetoed, that would not work. It's better for us to be brothers.
Luo Yidao pretended to complain, I have called her aunt since I was a child. I don't tell your aunt to do it. This is going to get out, how am I going to meet people?
Seeing that Qin Feng's face was not good-looking, Tianyan had to accept it when he saw that it was good, and called it brother, so brother. Anyway, I can't be a few years older than you.
Luo Yidao muttered hatefully, you old cow eats tender grass, it's embarrassing.
Tianwan glanced at him, twisted his ears, and whispered to his ear, the old lady is willing.
Luo Yidao had to cry out in pain.
Seeing that he was convinced, Tianquan let him go with an arrogant face.
Last night, she deliberately calculated and performed such a ridiculous scene. On the one hand, it is to vent that evil breath for Qin Feng, what is called the surname Qin is not worthy of Meishan. I thought to myself, my man is not the son of the monkey, and he has also killed the barbarian, why can't he. On the other hand, she wants to build momentum for Qin Feng. Although she didn't know her master's plans, in order for him to get ahead in this battle, she had to give him more weight in this Beishan guard. Otherwise, once this battle starts, how can he defeat ten thousand people with his personal kung fu alone, unless he also has the black knife that splashed the monkey.
And what makes her even more annoyed is that her man has obviously got the golden finger, but he doesn't know how to use it. Even though she and Di Que tried their best to instill those data texts in him, he still looked ignorant. In private, she had to start with the most basic literacy.
But for Qin Feng, who has a shallow foundation, he is undoubtedly reading the Book of Heaven.