Two hours before the attack.

A large group of pirates is gliding silently.

The cosmic space is naturally suitable for sneak attacks, because in such a vast space, human vigilance means are somewhat insufficient compared to the distance of space.

The Space Force often attacks pirates by gliding sneak attacks, so conversely, pirates can also sneak up on the Space Force.

Among the large group of pirate ships, there is one that stands out.

Because it looks like a humanoid robot from an ancient cartoon.

Gila Millaire's ship, the nightmare of many Space Force astronauts.

It was actually a multi-crew combat boat, and Gila Millaire was sitting in the driver's seat wearing his spacesuit that hadn't been taken off and cleaned in an unknown number of years.

"Finally, I can finally give the Space Force a hard move." Mireel said, taking a big gulp of the tube coming out of the spacesuit, then spitting and cursing, "Fuck, a shit!" It's time for my spacesuit to change the filter again! ”

"Boss, what's the point? The big guys have more or less faulty filters, and I don't know what clean water tastes like. The first mate grinned.

These pirates have lived in the asteroid belt for so long that some of them may not have taken off their spacesuits for five or six years, and the whole spacesuit is like growing on them.

In fact, many of their muscles have atrophied to the point where they can't move.

It is said that the ecotaxonomists of the Space Force see pirates and spacesuits as a symbiotic relationship.

Miley scolded and stood up, changed the filter of his spacesuit, and said as he changed it: "Finally, I can finally give those hypocrites of the Space Force a little color!" ”

The chief engineer grinned, and said with a snort: "When the fortress is built, I will get a woman with a healthy body and rub her hard, hard!" Ahaha, aha! Knead! Ouch! ”

Milael smashed the removed filter element into the chief engineer's face: "Fuck, just your sluggish appearance, when you meet a healthy woman, you yourself will take a break from cooking!" I wonder she'll be able to crush your brittle bones! ”

Staying in gravity-free outer space for a long time will inevitably cause muscle atrophy and a woman's figure will be out of shape. Many of these pirates hadn't actually seen a woman in their normal shape for a long time.

The first mate pointed at the chief engineer and scolded: "Look at your little bit of interest! We got in, and of course we grabbed a bunch of good gear! ”

Miler: "You're pretty much the same! Lose face! No foresight at all! ”

"Tell me, Captain, and let your brothers see your foresight."

Milael pouted: "Then I'll tell you, anyway, we're going to float in space for a long time." Do you know why I hate the Space Force? Because they always pretend to be human role models, as if they represent all the good qualities of human beings.

"They always propagandize that brave Space Force soldiers are going to dangerous places in order to expand the boundaries of human activity. What do they call it? It's called farsightedness, and they believe that the nobility of mankind is the magic weapon for conquering space!

"Shit! Space doesn't matter whether it's noble or not, he doesn't treat everyone equally. Look at us crooked melons and cracked dates, don't we also live well in space? Not only do we live well in space, but we also play the fake space force again and again.

"Those young men of the Space Force are like zinc-skinned baby soldiers in costume.

"The Space Force has set up a bunch of strange rules and regulations, carefully protecting those child soldiers, what triennial ground vacation, what kind of diagnosis from the psychology department, and caring for them like flowers in the greenhouse!

"They have also established a whole system of discourse, and they have slapped that old, pedantic value system into our heads like an ideological stamp, and hit it here!"

Milael pointed his finger in the black spacesuit glove at the door of his head.

"All we're going to do is smash the greenhouse and break the necks of those zinc-skinned child soldiers! Throw them into a large iron pot and bake them into zinc water, and finally condense into a colorful ball! We must completely destroy the faith that the Space Force relies on, expose their lies, and show the truth of the universe to everyone!

"We want to loudly declare that we are the right people who have adapted to the universe! We are the children of the universe! ”

First Mate: "Boss, it turns out that you also joined the Church of the Children of the Universe, I said earlier, next time we pass by their church, we can enter and do a mass." ”

"Shit! Don't compare my words to the theories of those crazy people! ”

"But you said the child of the universe......"

"I mean! But that's not what they meant! I mean, we are adapted to the universe, we move around the universe as freely as we are in the arms of our mothers! That's why it's called the Child of the Universe! It's not the universe that those lunatics think is a conscious being! Those crazy people think of the universe as a person, you know? And I, just figuratively! ”

The first mate stared at Mirel suspiciously: "You don't think of the universe as a person?" ”

"Of course not! That's just a metaphor, a metaphor for us adapting to the universe! ”

"Understood, understood, boss, you here, the universe is not a person, you just compare it to a person!"

"I didn't compare it to a person!" Mireel pulled out his double-barreled short gun and pulled the trigger directly at the first mate's head.

After the loud bang, the first mate's skull shattered to the ground, and the brains flew all over the sky.

Milyre: "Computer, clean up all these brains that are floating around. ”

Chief Engineer: "Can I disassemble some parts of the first mate's spacesuit?" ”

"Dismantle it, but leave the parts of the circulation system to me! I don't like to drink smelly water. Sometimes I also think that maybe the Space Force has a point, you see that a guy like the first mate has obviously been in the universe for a long time, and his understanding has problems!

"But no matter what, we are the children of the universe, and that's the key! You know what? ”

"Understood, Son of the Universe!" The rest of the people hurriedly agreed.

A dilapidated spider-robot crawls out of the corner, buzzing and begins to suck up the brains floating in the air.

Miler continued: "This attack is a heavy punch! This will let the world know how precarious the space force is in the asteroid belt! ”

Chief Engineer: "Then the stock price of the company with business on the asteroid will fluctuate dramatically!" The short dealer can make a lot of money! Hahahaha! ”

Milael looked at the chief engineer suspiciously: "You still know the about stocks?" ”

"Oh, I was a trader before I escaped to the asteroid belt."

"Fuck you, if you're a trader, I'm a stock crocodile!" Milael said angrily, "I told you about the three of the few special Havi Nei! ”

"No, I don't have a ...... today"

"All in all, today is the beginning of a new era! The beginning of the collapse of the Space Forces, which represents the old order, the beginning of the new order represented by the children of the universe like us!

Do you understand what that means? It's evolution! The Evolution of Humanity! ”

Miler said, brandishing the empty gun in his hand, his eyes shining with frenzy.

"We are the future! The Space Force is ready to leave! Exit! ”