Chapter 14: Toilet Misunderstanding

Shanwan Village.

It was just after noon.

The sun was shining on the earth, the temperature was at its peak of the day, the leaves were chirping, and the cries of cicadas were constantly heard by the horses.

Li Daqing was lying in his yard, painting a recliner, leisurely taking a daily nap.

But I only heard a "da-da-da" sound.

He opened his eyes sharply and sat up immediately, wasn't this the sound of his tractor?

When he came to the road outside and saw the scene in front of him, he was stunned for a moment.

I saw Li Xueyang walking down from the tractor carrying a bucket of diesel, he smiled and said: "Uncle Daqing, flowers, I sold out, oil, I have already bought it back, this bet is ......"

Li Daqing was stunned.

He hurriedly walked over and carefully examined the oil, and found that it was real.

I saw Li Xueyang take out a few tickets again, and after checking them, he was silent for a moment.

After a while.

He looked up and smiled wryly.

"Li Xueyang, I didn't expect you to really have some ability, but Uncle Daqing told you that you have to be forgiving and forgiving, and you also know that your uncle and I are a knife-mouthed tofu heart."

"You don't think it happened this morning, and this barrel of diesel is my thank you for the village."

"Let's go."

Faced with this appearance, Li Xueyang had already prepared.

He knew that with the other party's Laipi character, he would definitely not admit it so easily.

Li Xueyang immediately spoke.

"The gentleman said, the horse is difficult to chase, if you don't admit it, it's okay, I'll go to my uncle!"

"Anyway, Miss Zhang will testify!"

Li Xueyang shook the tractor handle to the ground, and then turned around and walked out directly.

"Wait!"

Li Daqing hurriedly shouted, he didn't expect Li Xueyang to be so tough, once this matter was to be said, then his reputation in the village would be completely worse.

He was very unconvinced, but he also knew that instead of letting others leave an impression of dishonesty on him, it was better to take the initiative to give up the position of administrator.

"I promise you! I'll go to the brigade headquarters to talk about it later, and don't publicize it. ”

Looking at the other party's unwilling look, Li Xueyang couldn't mention how happy he was.

"Okay!"

……

Back home.

Li Xueyang made a unified classification of those spring orchids and flower species.

This is not a small amount, the spring orchid grass worth 500 yuan, if it can be grown, the profit will have to increase by several points, not to mention that there are other flower species.

Once these flowers are sold, won't your first money be settled?

But the top priority is to get a piece of land first.

On the barren mountain, the land must be cleared before it can be planted, otherwise there is a spiritual spring, and this flower cannot be planted.

The next day.

The sky was slightly bright.

Li Xueyang carried a kettle on his back and went up the mountain with a sickle.

The reason why barren mountains are called barren mountains is because they have been ungoverned for a long time, and they are overgrown with vegetation and arid and barren.

If it weren't for the urgency of time at that time, Li Xueyang would not have placed the spiritual spring here, but there is also an advantage, that is, others can't find it.

Even if it is discovered, it is only as a wild spring.

After going up the mountain, Li Xueyang explored the surrounding terrain.

Li Xueyang stood on the hillside, looked down at it, and suddenly found a new problem, the barren mountain is not only barren, but also steep!

I can't see a few large pieces of flat land at all.

This mountain was deserted, and there was really a reason, Li Xueyang couldn't help but complain secretly.

But this was not difficult for him, he took the spiritual spring as the central point, found a total of three flat land that were relatively close to each other around him, and planned a circle around them.

He also used a sickle to cut off the menacing thatch, and made a rough way for the subsequent excavation.

Just such a little work is said to have cost Li Xueyang a whole day.

Seeing that the sun fell below the horizon, the light gradually dissipated, and one did not pay attention, and when Li Xueyang returned home, it was already more than seven o'clock.

At this point in the village, when his parents had already finished eating and returned to the room, Li Xueyang could only turn on the dim light of the hall, take the leftovers, and slowly eat them into his stomach.

After eating, Li Xueyang poured a sip of water and burped violently.

Satisfy!

However, Li Xueyang's face suddenly became a little strange, and a burst of urine suddenly hit, and he hurriedly ran to the toilet.

The latrines are built at the back of the yard and are made of stones, covered with two planks and a tarpaulin.

He skillfully touched the dark, pulled the cloth at the door of the house up, and skillfully urinated on the bucket next to him.

The sound of sparse pulling came out slowly.

"Ah!!h

Suddenly, a scream rang out.

Li Xueyang was taken aback, and the urge to urinate disappeared without a trace in an instant.

No, how can someone scream in the toilet?

Li Xueyang was extremely confused in his heart, and looked in the direction of the voice.

Because it was too dark, Li Xueyang could only pull the curtain at the door up, and with the help of the moonlight, he fixed his eyes and saw that a scene of white flowers was revealed in front of him.

Suddenly, there was a man crouching in front of him.

Zhang Man!

Why is she crouching here at this point?

And there's not a bit of movement yet!

Suddenly, Li Xueyang's face was extremely embarrassed.

He is also a handsome boy in ten miles and eight towns, and he is really embarrassed to be seen like this.

He hurriedly put his pants on, looking a little overwhelmed.

"Miss Zhang Zhang Zhang, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't know you're here, I'm really sorry......"

In a panic, Li Xueyang seemed a little incoherent.

"Why don't you get me out of here!" Zhang Man was ashamed and angry.

Li Xueyang knew that he was at a loss, and hurriedly walked out, he was also speechless about what happened just now, of course, he didn't feel that he had suffered a big loss, but he felt very embarrassed.

Zhang Man simply can't say that she is suffering, she is almost good at everything in the Li family, but the only thing is to go to the toilet, because the environment is too bad, she can't figure it out, and she has to squat for half an hour every time.

There was no light in the backyard, so she could only rely on the faint moonlight, and Li Xueyang walked quietly, so she couldn't find out that someone was coming in advance.

That's what made an oolong!

Back in the back room, Li Xueyang sat in the house, his mind full of the scene of the white flowers just now.

I have to say.

Zhang Man is arrogant and arrogant, but his figure really has nothing to say, he should be thin, and he can be regarded as the best where he should grow meat.

But at this time.

Zhang Man walked in angrily and asked Li Xueyang, "Did you deliberately rush in just now?" ”

Li Xueyang hurriedly defended.

"No, no, no, it was blind in the dark just now, and I didn't know there was anyone inside."

"Humph!"

Zhang Man's face was still angry, and he glanced at Li Xueyang: "Originally, I saw that you had ideas and were self-motivated, but I didn't expect you to be such a dirty person in your heart." ”

"Anyway, I warn you, you are not allowed to go out and talk nonsense about today's affairs, otherwise don't blame me for being unkind!"

"You promise me!"

Li Xueyang has been soft, not to mention that he had already apologized at the beginning, but he didn't expect the other party to hold on to it after he came out, but threatened himself.

The clay figurines still have three points of fire.

After all, the blame for this matter is not all on himself, so he was angry in his heart, and he couldn't help but chuckle deliberately.

"Okay, I, Li Xueyang, promise here, I will never tell Miss Zhang's white and fat buttocks, and I won't say that Miss Zhang is in very good shape, she should be big, and she should be ......."

The words are not finished yet.

I saw that Miss Zhang's face next to her was already green, so she grabbed the stool next to her and rushed over.

Li Xueyang looked at the crazy look on the other party's face, and forgot to run away.

When a woman is in a state of madness, it will really kill people, even if she can't kill and hurt her flesh, it will be very painful.

Li Xueyang was chased all the way outside the house, he didn't expect that this man looked like a fair lady, but when he chased people, he was like a beast.

He had no doubt that if he was caught up, he would definitely be beaten violently.

He ran along the avenue, fast.

"Li Xueyang, you stop for me."

Zhang Man in the rear yelled, the more she thought about it, the more angry she became, especially when she thought of the appearance Li Xueyang had just made, she was even more angry.

Under the moonlight, the two of them are one after the other, and you chase me.

The movement was quick and attracted the attention of some villagers who had nothing to do after eating.

Thereupon.

The houses began to chat and discuss with each other.

In the village, the women chase the men and beat them, and that's nothing more than that.

There is a speculation that gradually became popular in the village, that is, Li Xueyang climbed onto the bedside of Leader Zhang in the middle of the night, which caused this incident.