Wang Ping'an waved his hand to drive away the memories that suddenly sprung up, but this action had little effect.

So he shouted to his father, "Dad! What about your wine? I'll drink some. ”

Dad's voice came from the back room: "Your classmates just finished drinking!" Do not drink...... Wait a minute, you're ready for a drink - got it, wife, get him a drink. ”

Then the door of my father's bedroom opened, and my aunt came out, with a worried face: "Will being pregnant out of wedlock affect your evaluation in the army?" The child's medical package can be a little troublesome in my and your father's unit, which is to enter the nursery in the factory......"

Wang Ping'an looked at his aunt and fell into deep thought: I wondered why I just borrowed alcohol to kill my sorrows, why did I start pulling the child's medical package? How much do you want grandchildren?

Auntie: "And the eugenics committee is also very troublesome, but ...... yes, we don't care, whatever. ”

Wang Ping'an: "Where do you want to go, I'm borrowing wine to kill my sorrows." If you say I'm even more worried, I might have to drink heavily. ”

Wang Dazhu's voice came from the house: "Hmph, I don't know who said that he is an astronaut, he doesn't smoke or drink!" Oh yes, you've been on the front line for ten years, and you can't fly soon, hahaha! Come and lie on the ground with your dad! ”

Angli: "When I heard this speech, I was my father. ”

Erin looked at Angli suspiciously: "How did you come to this conclusion?" ”

"It's a popular meme here." Angri replied.

Erin: "I'm focused on black community pop culture and don't know much about that. ”

Wang Ping'an couldn't help but complain: "You are a white man, blonde and blue-eyed, and then focus on creating black community pop culture? ”

"That's the job, and maybe the HR who arranges the work is a bit of a bad taste."

After speaking, the aunt came over with wine: "Come, drink less." ”

Wang Dazhu laughed out loud with him: "I will also accompany my son to drink some...... Just a little! ”

He raised his hand and gestured with his index finger and thumb.

"Okay." The aunt turned her head and told Wang Ping'an, "Take care of him, don't let him drink too much, he has gout." On the Qingming Festival last year, he worshiped his comrades-in-arms and drank the wine of his comrades-in-arms while I was not paying attention, and as a result, he lay down for a month. ”

Wang Ping'an: "Wine to worship comrades-in-arms? You licked the wine you spilled on the floor? ”

"No, last year I switched to a cup, and I put it upside down in front of the monument and didn't spill it on the ground." Wang Dazhu said with a smile.

"He just changed it on purpose to steal the drink. Last year, I wondered why he didn't spill wine, so I had this idea! If he was abroad, he might not be able to get up, the medicine for gout abroad costs tens of thousands of yuan for one injection, and he will go out if he wants to enter the medical cabin for tens of thousands of yuan a day. ”

Wang Dazhu grinned: "Hey, how else to say that we have an advantage." If you want me to say, gout is nothing at all, and it is not as uncomfortable as the previous hemorrhoids. After cutting the hemorrhoids, I wore diapers every day, and if I didn't wear them, my pants would bleed, and going to the toilet and squatting in the pit was the same as being punished. ”

Wang Ping'an frowned: "Dad, what are you talking about in front of the young girl?" ”

"Hey, you think you'll be spared? Sooner or later, you will have such a day, and your wife will have to help you wash and help you with medicine. ”

Wang Ping'an: "It's okay, I'll buy a robot maid myself." ”

His mobile phone continued: "Actually, the People's Health Committee is preparing to equip older singles with mechanical maids or mechanical nurses. Married families can also apply, and the policy should be announced after the committee votes and will be implemented next year if there are no incidents. ”

- Did you secretly leak the secret? Is that okay?

Mobile: "The above are the search results. ”

It's a search result!

Wait a minute, are you so much mind-reading?

Mobile phone: "I'm equipped with the latest micro-expression interpretation module. It was you who decided to download it. ”

I've decided to be a ghost! Isn't this just mind reading?

Mobile phone: "This level of observation of words and feelings, human beings can basically do it." ”

Wang Dazhu looked at Wang Ping'an suspiciously interacting with his mobile phone, and said seriously: "Son, do you have the kind that has gradually become popular recently...... That's the kind of ...... Son, even if you find a man, we can accept it, and the machine will ...... At least a creature, right? ”

Erin: "Oh, I see, there are a lot of people like this in the Lone Star Country, and they like machines more than humans. There are also people who want to have sex with their cars. ”

Angli: "I've seen the news, and I'd like to see Godzilla have sex with cars. In terms of diversification, the old America is still a little stronger. ”

Wang Dazhu was shocked, and then looked at his son: "You didn't do this, did you?" ”

Wang Ping'an: "You're right, I just like machines more than humans!" So don't expect me to get married! ”

The next moment, the whole room was silent.

After a stalemate for a while, Wang Ping'an glanced at Angri: "Praise." ”

Angli: "Huh? I thought your phone would do it. ”

Wang Ping'an looked down at his phone, this thing always likes to talk, I don't know why it is quiet now.

Only Wang Dazhu asked solemnly: "Is this true or is it to tease my father?" ”

Wang Ping'an: "Teasing you, don't you want to drink?" Come on, let's have a drink. ”

At the mention of wine, Wang Dazhu's face immediately relaxed.

"Come on!"

Wang Ping'an sat down on the sofa, turned the glass buckled on the coffee table upside down, and said in reverse: "Why are you still using this kind of wine glass from the military division brewery at home, order a new cup." ”

Wang Dazhu said with a smile: "The cup is not broken, what cup is not the same." ”

Angli asked curiously: "This cup, looking at the text on it, is it for sale?" ”

"Yes, the liquor filled in the partition, such a cup, covered with a plastic lid, and then sealed with a plastic, will be directly moved to the shelf." Wang Dazhu said, "At that time, just after the war, no one paid attention to these, no packaging, no marketing, nothing." ”

Erin: "I remember the food crisis after the war, right?" How do you still make wine? ”

Wang Dazhu: "You're right, there is a famine all over the world, and there are few pieces of land left in the great plains of Europe that produce grain. ”

While helping Wang Ping'an pour wine, Angli said: "France is a neutral country, and the land is fine, but because of the dust of the Great War, there has been no serious sunny day for many years. ”

Wang Dazhu: "The first phase of the war was the most destructive, the first 21 minutes to be exact. Later, when the West lost the war in the universe and could not launch a nuclear bomb, it remembered to sign a treaty to limit the war to non-nuclear. Fortunately, our side was far-sighted back then, and we wanted to nuclear according to the ideas of the Soviet Union, huh......

"But at that time it was still very difficult, we still had good land here, but it was also blocked by dust, and we could only exchange the electricity from the fusion reactor for food, and the lights in the city were not bright at that time, and the fields were full of big searchlights.

"If it weren't for the high yield of microorganisms made by Yuan Lao, I don't know how many people would starve to death. At that time, the field was full of large jars, all kinds of jars, plastic and glass, all recycled from the ruins, and there were microorganisms and water inside, and searchlights were desperately shining at the jars. ”

Erin: "Why don't you build a factory?" That would make the ground more efficient, right? ”

"Later, we built a factory, but at the beginning, we had to ensure housing. We're okay, after all, most of the bombs were stopped by the Space Army, but the rest of the world is in ruins. We need to set an example, so we have to support other countries to rebuild.

"In short, the hardest years were spent eating flour made from microorganisms, and then everyone started to want to drink some wine."

Wang Dazhu said and knocked on the glass in front of him with his hand: "This is here." Guess what this is made of? ”

Wang Ping'an: "It's definitely not food." ”

"Haha, of course not! This is stuffed with cockroaches. ”

Wang Ping'an puffed and squirted all the wine in his mouth.

Wang Dazhu immediately changed his face: "Why are you spraying this wine?" This is authentic Jiujiang double steaming! Rice wine! Hey, really! I'm talking about what was in the cup back then. Cockroaches are so powerful, maybe the human race is extinct, and they will still exist. ”

Wang Ping'an: "So...... When you drank alcohol, you were drinking the new recovery liquid? ”

"That's different, after all, it's fermented, and it still smells of alcohol, probably a beer-flavored healing new liquid? Speaking of which, this wine has the effect of healing new liquid, and many people have fallen into various problems in the war, and they have drunk this wine well.

"In short, the most difficult time has passed, the industrial revolution has begun, and the military technology in the war has been continuously transformed into civilian goods, robots, laser printing, computer distribution...... The supercomputer of the Production Planning Committee, which was originally used to manage logistics and supply, has changed careers to manage production logistics. ”

Wang Ping'an felt that his mobile phone was going to speak for a moment.

Then his mobile phone really spoke: "The computers of the Production Planning Committee were replaced 20 years ago, and the old machines and supporting fusion reactors are now converted into an educational base, which receives children from all over the country to participate in summer camps every year." ”

Wang Ping'an: "Thank you, Xiaoai. Come, you have a drink too. ”

Then he poured it on his phone with the strength of his wine.

Phone: "I'm waterproof. ”

Wang Dazhu: "What are you doing!" Isn't it enough to waste food once? ”

Wang Ping'an: "Mine! I'm drunk! I'm going to sleep! ”

"What the hell? You're drinking this wine for that, aren't you? Don't leave! Listen to your dad keep going about the past! ”

There is only one change today, because I want to play Wolong! For no other reason!

(End of chapter)