187 Let's swing the sculls

On Wang Ping'an's side, they had just finished lunch.

Naturally, Angli took out her makeup bag and began to touch up her makeup.

Wang Ping'an looked at her touching up her makeup and suddenly smiled.

Angli asked curiously, "What's wrong?" ”

"No, nothing. I just thought about some of the past. Wang Ping'an waved his hand.

Angli: "Let me guess, your expression is probably thinking of Xiao Fang again, right?" ”

"Are you going in her direction as soon as you have something?" Wang Ping'an asked rhetorically.

"Then you say I'm blinded, right?"

Wang Ping'an pouted: "Yes, this time I was right." Seeing that Ling had just put on lipstick, I remembered the first time we took a leave of absence to go out, and Xiao Fang pulled me to the cosmetics counter.

"She said she had never touched cosmetics and was too embarrassed to go."

Erin heard it next to her and couldn't help but interject: "Was she bullied too?" Classmates won't let her use cosmetics? ”

Wang Ping'an frowned: "Bullying? I don't think so, her character doesn't look like someone who will be bullied. And she can enter the Space Force, she must be a top student in school, I said that people who study well on our side are generally very popular in school. ”

Angli said: "They have had a tradition of imperial examinations since ancient times, and you can see that many of the works in which the masters are local heroes. ”

Wang Ping'an: "You're going too far, isn't there Kong Yiji in the works of your contemporaries?" It's simply that we love to read, and you -- I mean the United States in the past -- you want to be the captain of a basketball team or the captain of a football team.

"In short, Xiaofang was not bullied, she didn't touch cosmetics because she ...... It's because she's a good buddy. In her words, 'My lord was born with a first-class skin, and makeup is an insult to my lord's skin'. ”

Angli said, "Speaking of which, she must be very short, right?" Are you genetically adjusted not to adjust for height? ”

Before Wang Ping'an could answer, his father Wang Dazhu interjected: "I understand this matter, but he doesn't understand." He has not actually gone to the eugenics committee to adjust the genes, in principle, he will maintain the basic characteristics as the base genes, but he will modify the genetic disease, improve his IQ, and adjust his appearance.

"So the basal genes are combined to be short, and if you don't spend time adjusting, you are short. In addition, height is also affected by some acquired factors, such as picky eating or something...... Anyway, who is this little party you are talking about? ”

Wang Dazhu's wife hurriedly dragged him: "Don't intervene, let's go to the side, there is a model aircraft competition held by the Children's Palace over there, there are a lot of children, let's go over." ”

Wang Dazhu was unhappy: "What are you doing, I work as a volunteer teacher in the Children's Palace every year, teaching children all kinds of industrial technologies." I have to work hard for the birth of my own child now, I don't want to look at other people's children......"

His wife: "Stop talking!" Let the family go romantically by themselves! What kind of mess are you making here, let's go and watch the model airplane competition! ”

"You say that, why can't I be romantic, I'm also romantic! Didn't I get you back? ”

"You're a romantic fart! I'm computer-funded. ”

Wang Dazhu was dragged away like this.

Wang Ping'an breathed a sigh of relief: "It can be regarded as leaving." ”

Angli: "Your dad doesn't know about Xiao Fang?" ”

He knew, but he thought Xiao Fang was a man. I have always introduced Xiao Fang to my father as a good brother. ”

"We've all gone to choose cosmetics together, are we still good brothers?" Angli teased.

Wang Ping'an smiled bitterly: "You don't know what happened at the counter." Xiao Fang pulled me and ran over, and as soon as he came up, he shouted: 'I want to try lipstick!' ’

"At that time, the salespeople at the counter were not like the welfare positions arranged now, they were all robots at that time, so the machine salesman enthusiastically began to introduce lipstick, and as a result, Xiaofang fell in love with a big red one at first sight, shouting 'flaming red lips', took it, and wiped it on his lips.

"Before I could comment on it, she laughed to herself: 'My mouth is so red after I put on my lipstick!' This is too popular, isn't it? Oh, I'll tell you, this lipstick has a very strong fragrance, it turns out that the girl's lips are fragrant because the lipstick is scented, hahaha, do you feel disillusioned? ’”

Angeli pulled out her lipstick from her makeup bag: "Flaming red lips...... I think it's that kind of red, I never use that shade. ”

Wang Ping'an: "Is the fragrance of your lips also the smell of lipstick?" ”

"yes. Judging by my own practice, you prefer lemon scents. What's next? ”

Wang Ping'an seamlessly switched back to the reminiscence mode: "Next, she took the lipstick and wanted to wipe it on my face." At this time, the robot recommended the men's lipstick at the right time, and she immediately threw away the 'flaming red lips' and picked up the robot's recommendation to approach me. ”

Angli: "It's like two big boys picking up toys at the toy counter. ”

Wang Ping'an shrugged: "That's the case, so she has always been a good brother." Coupled with her style, the feminine features are really not obvious, so ......"

A sudden quarrel broke out in the distance.

Wang Ping'an stopped and looked over curiously.

On a tandem boat near the shore, a girl was shouting, "So for you, accompanying me to the park is just fulfilling an obligation?" Have you really loved me? Am I a burden that the computer has arranged for you? ”

Wang Ping'an frowned: "The computer arrangement is cumbersome? ”

His mobile phone immediately spoke: "Even if it is a person who has been calculated to fit perfectly, there is about a 5% chance of breaking up, after all, the number of irrational behaviors in the process of human love will be greatly increased, and the more passionate the relationship, the more irrational behavior."

"And the couple who is matched by the computer often has a more enthusiastic process."

Wang Ping'an raised his eyebrows and said to Angli: "Hear me, we have a five percent chance of breaking up." ”

Angli: "Don't worry, I don't have an alternative for you." The computer is really sweet. ”

Erin looked confused: "What is it?" How did I become an alternative? ”

Wang Ping'an: "The supercomputer has appointed you to be a defeated dog." It just so happens that you're also blonde, traditional enough. ”

As soon as the words fell, the little couple who were making trouble on the boat, the woman jumped into the lake with a jump.

Angli was shocked: "Oh my God! ”

The next moment, the young man on the boat also jumped into the water and rescued the girl.

The girl was crying in the water and slamming the young man hard: "You let go of me!" ”

Young man: "No! I'm just too tired from duty, but believe me, the world without you is meaningless. ”

Wang Ping'an frowned.

He explained: "It should be the two of them who like to dramatize their personalities, after all, it is relatively rare to make mistakes in matching." ”

Wang Ping'an: "My delusion? You're pretty smug. ”

"I'm completely rational, so it's really your delusion."

(End of chapter)