208 Maniac vs. Maniac
After Wang Ping'an woke up, he looked at the pile of tissues in front of Qin Qiong's lover, and the next moment he turned his puzzled gaze to Angri.
He snorted.
Angri said directly: "The eldest sister expressed the depression in her heart. ”
Wang Ping'an said in surprise: "Are you calling someone else's eldest sister?" ”
Angli: "As someone who has listened to both narratives at the same time, I think I want to persuade Qin Qiong's seniors to participate in the summer camp to repair the relationship between husband and wife with the eldest sister. ”
Qin Qiong's lover immediately shook his head: "It's impossible for him to go." He felt that he would lose face by attending that summer camp, he was very macho! Even installing underfloor heating must emphasize their own dominance! ”
Wang Ping'an: "You can go to the Women's Federation to complain...... Abba Abba ...... Don't stare at me, I won't say it. ”
Angli blinked, no longer glaring at Wang Ping'an: "But you have to help me convince Major Qin Qiong." ”
Wang Ping'an: "What do you mean?" Do you think that the differences between them are actually not that big, and attending a summer camp will work? ”
Angli: "You can ask for your phone." ”
Wang Ping'an looked at his phone: "What do you say?" ”
"Professional psychological diagnosis can only be carried out in a well-set environment, and if the conditions are not met, the accuracy of psychological diagnosis will be reduced. Only those diagnoses made in a tightly controlled environment will be accepted......"
- This is a big deal!
Cellphone: "I'm just telling you that there is a probability that the judgment made in such a situation will be inaccurate. Although I am equipped with a professional psychological diagnosis module, I cannot take my words as truth. ”
Wang Ping'an: "Don't worry, I won't." Say, what judgment, wrong, I will laugh at you fiercely. ”
"I think the problems faced by Qin Qiong and his wife are not as grand as Major Qin Qiong thought, in fact, they are a common mid-life crisis.
"In the chai, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea, the aura on the other party gradually faded, that's all."
Qin Qiong's lover muttered: "I know, I know how he looks at me and how it is unpleasant!" ”
"It's a two-way street, and you don't think your husband is as attractive as he used to be." The mobile phone said, "Qin Qiong and his wife should participate in the summer camp for couples." The camp is cosmic-themed, and the family of three will spend a perfect vacation at the newly completed Space Sanatorium 3826 facility. ”
Wang Ping'an: "Are you sure that's okay?" ”
"I'm not sure. As I just said, professional diagnosis requires a tightly controlled diagnostic environment......"
At this time, Qin Qiong suddenly sat up and looked at Wang Ping'an: "What is the number of your mobile phone?" ”
"Ordinary cell phone." Wang Ping'an replied particularly firmly.
"Really? But I always felt that it was very credible. We're just ordinary midlife crises, aren't we? Qin Qiong said as she stared at Wang Ping'an's mobile phone held by Angri.
Mobile: "My psychology module makes this judgment, but professional diagnosis requires a tightly controlled environment...... I suggest that you apply for access to the human-computer interaction room at the headquarters of the Space Force, where a supercomputer is used for comprehensive and authoritative diagnosis. ”
Isn't that still the diagnosis you're diagnosing it?
Qin Qiong shook her head: "No, I'd better apply for the parent-child summer camp directly." ”
He looked at his lover: "We haven't been out on vacation together for a long time. Thinking about the past few years back on the ground, all I have to worry about is going to the planetarium to borrow a set of 3K glasses to see the cosmic background radiation. That image calms the curcuma. ”
Wang Ping'an frowned: "You...... It's no wonder that there is no problem with the relationship with my sister-in-law in this way. ”
Qin Qiong: "Don't talk as if you are very experienced. You've only been confessing for a few days? ”
Angli: "Less than two weeks. ”
"This ...... But I'm romantic, you see what kind of peach blossom luck I have, what kind of peach blossom luck you have, chasing Sun Lili was still preempted. I would never leave my wife and go to the planetarium to rent 3K glasses by myself. ”
Qin Qiong: "I often wonder if you owe a beating. ”
"I want to remind you that I have never taken advantage of any of the subjects, including hand-to-hand combat in gravity." Wang Ping'an said solemnly.
"Fuck, you're so obnoxious!" Qin Qiong snorted, put down her clenched fists, and changed the topic, "Aren't you going to visit that Minke Tension?" Is there still time? ”
Wang Ping'an looked at the time, and then gestured to Angli: "Let's go." I slept enough. ”
Angli nodded, stood up, and stuffed the mobile phone in her hand to Wang Ping'an: "Take your mobile phone yourself." ”
**
After leaving the family courtyard and getting into the floating car, Wang Ping'an asked Angli: "What did you say to Qin Qiong's lover?" ”
recalled the process of their relationship, and by the way, I heard her pour a bunch of bitter water. Although I only learned some basic theories of psychology, I could also see that Major Qin Qiong had closed his heart. ”
Wang Ping'an: "I don't feel this way......"
"Because he didn't talk to you about it, just listening to him, you feel that the root of the problem he faces is that the dream of space exploration has been abandoned by most people." Angri grabbed the white road.
Wang Ping'an spread his hands: "Actually, it's just a mid-life crisis?" ”
"Yes." Angli suddenly stopped and looked at Wang Ping'an, "Speaking of which, you are also thirty years old, and it is time for a midlife crisis." ”
Wang Ping'an: "Then you are too worried, I will always be a teenager." ”
Erin: "Doesn't that mean you never grow up?" ”
"No, no, no, I'm referring to my mentality, even if I have more knowledge and scum, my mentality will always be that of a teenager. There's a song on our side, and you certainly don't know it. 'The astronaut is always young, he is like a big pine tree that is evergreen'. ”
Angli sang softly: "He is not afraid of wind and rain, he is not afraid of the cold and freezing~"
Wang Ping'an: "Look, so I'm not faulty, it's not a shortcoming." ”
Angli: "Yes, no problem. That's what I like about you. ”
"yes, yes? I'll just say, my peach blossom luck is strong, uh...... I'm sure I'm going to get rid of all these peach blossoms! Not a single one to stay! Wang Ping'an said.
At this time, the car stopped, and the on-board computer said in a synthesized voice: "We have arrived at our destination." ”
Wang Ping'an: "Oh, thank you, master...... Uh......"
The on-board computer eased his embarrassment: "You're welcome. I'm just an algorithmic AI, but being treated like a human by a human passenger will improve my rating, and your actions have earned me an extra oil reward. ”
Wang Ping'an: "Engine oil? ”
Angli pushed him: "Okay, get out of the car, don't worry about these details." ”
"But," Wang Ping'an couldn't help but say although he got out of the car, "What's the use of rewarding computer oil?" The silicone used for heat dissipation is about the same. Is it to squeeze the oil on the integrated circuit? ”
Angli: "That's the rhetoric to appease you. ”
As soon as the words fell, a sudden shout came from the entrance of the building in front of him: "Get out!" ”
Everyone turned their heads together, and Erin subconsciously blocked her bag in front of her.
Wang Ping'an saw a nervous man with glasses being kicked out of the automatic door of the building, and the person standing at the door had a sloppy beard.
Just looking at this beard, it's a bit like Ma Sheng's meaning.
However, the man had a split head, which is common among engineers, and wore thick, black, square-rimmed glasses.
The bearded man said angrily: "I won't stand up for your cult!" I'm science! ”
The nervous man with glasses responded tremblingly: "We are also scientific ......"
"You! You have God! That's not science! We searched the entire orbit of the earth, but we didn't see God or angels! Got it! ”
"That's because God is actually a quantum state......"
"Shit! Get lost! ”
With that, the bearded man turned around and walked downstairs.
The man with glasses who was thrown out picked up the bag on the ground, turned around tremblingly, and came up after seeing Wang Ping'an: "This gentleman, are you interested in knowing our Lord, the supreme being in quantum form, who exists in a different dimension from us, and the solution of Planck's constant in the dimension where he is located is different from ours."
"Planck's constant actually has six solutions, so the world is also divided into six, the so-called six realms of beings......"
Wang Ping'an: "He Xi's, I have read it." ”
"Oh, you've actually read our original text, so you should understand ......"
"I don't understand that Planck's constant is a given value on which our quantum mechanics is based. That's why it's called constants. ”
Man with glasses: "No, although they are all called constants, Planck's constant is different from other 'constants'. Things like the basic charge and magnetic constants are actually observed, and what the instrument measures is what it is.
Avogadro's constant, Boltzmann's constant, and so on, were derived when the relevant theorems were established.
This is not the case with Planck's constant, which was defined by Max Planck, artificially defined! It can have many different values! Just move your thoughts! If Planck's constant is different, the wavelength of electromagnetic waves, and even de Broglie's waves, will be different!
"Electromagnetic waves of different wavelengths do not interfere with each other, just like parallel worlds, and the same is true of matter waves! There are as many solutions as there are solutions to Planck's constant, and there are as many parallel worlds as there ......"
Wang Ping'an: "Yes, that's what it says in "Six Beings". But that's science fiction. Treat science fiction as the 'original classic', is your cult a family? ”
The man with glasses showed an unteachable expression.
Wang Ping'an continued: "I said, you might as well give up this cult and join us." Our god Omnisaiah is real, much more powerful than yours! Come, Xiao Yun, ring the bell once! ”
The man with glasses spat at Wang Ping'an's feet, turned around and ran.
Angli: "Don't you need to inform the gendarmerie?" ”
"Think about who protects us, this cult will definitely be banned."
Wang Ping'an said and turned around and looked at the building where the man with glasses was thrown out.
"So, that was tension just now?" He asked.
The phone replied, "Yes." Do you now know why he wasn't arrested by the Anti-Cult Bureau? He firmly believed that his set was science. Our laws don't prohibit private scientific exploration, do they? ”
Wang Ping'an raised his eyebrows.
Plausible.