Xiao Yun: "There is indeed a script for the palace banquet, do you want to play this script as the emperor, or as a minister?" ”

Wang Ping'an asked rhetorically: "Is that model all wine 18 glasses?" ”

Xiao Yun: "Are you looking for a script for the gathering of heroes?" ”

Wang Ping'an: "What, what we eat in this script is a full table of turnips?" ”

"yes, and all the wine is one hundred and eighteen."

Daintily!

Wang Ping'an clapped his hands: "Then come here." ”

The next moment the scene switched, Wang Ping'an and his family sat at the table, which was full of dishes made of various radish. As soon as the scene switched, Wang Ping'an smelled an appetizing fragrance.

"Why is this big Luo Bai so fragrant?" When he spoke, he unconsciously brought the accent of the old artist in the classic sketch.

Xiao Yun: "Because this all-radish banquet is a collection of all the surviving culinary masters after the war, using real radish to make dishes, and then accurately measuring and collecting data. The scripts of this series have been declared a World Intangible Cultural Heritage by UNESCO. ”

"Isn't this a joke?" Wang Ping'an dutifully complained, "I thought the table would be full of funny Da Luobai!" ”

"Ah, this radish is so delicious, it's actually stuffed inside." Angli said as she chewed.

"No, why did you eat it? I didn't even use my chopsticks! Where did this report button pop up? ”

Xiao Yun: "Because I detected suspected sexist remarks, this report button goes directly to the Women's Federation." ”

"What the hell, how many times do you have to play this terrier! Uh-huh......"

Wang Ping'an's words were blocked back by Angri's chopsticks, and his whole mouth was stuffed with radishes sandwiched by his lover.

Angli pinched her chopsticks and looked at Wang Ping'an curiously: "Is it delicious?" ”

"Uh, it does......"

Angri patted his hand lightly with chopsticks: "Swallow and speak." ”

Wang Ping'an stretched his neck and swallowed, nodding: "It's delicious." It's just Da Luobai, why is it so delicious...... Now it's really a crowd of heroes. ”

"Chinese food is world-class after all. When I was a child, in order to cultivate my feelings for China, my father made me determined to marry China, and occasionally took me to eat Chinese food, and went to the high-end restaurants run by the embassy for cultural exchanges.

"I was surprised at that time, why Chinese can make so many ways to eat an eggplant, obviously French food is also recognized as one of the world's three major cuisines, but eating eggplant can only make Provençal stew."

Wang Ping'an: "Aren't there only three ways to eat eggplant: eggplant box, roasted eggplant and cold eggplant?" ”

Xiao Yun: "Switching to the full eggplant feast." ”

The next moment, all the dishes on the table were replaced by a variety of eggplants.

Angli was very happy: "Yes, yes, that's it, when I was a kid when I went to a cultural exchange restaurant, the chef showed how to eat more than one eggplant, and it was a live demonstration of cooking, and the kind that was served to the guests to eat."

"I'm so impressed."

As she spoke, Angeli began to eat.

Wang Ping'an: "Why didn't I find out that you still have foodie attributes?" ”

Angli: "Wait a minute, when you think about it, I do have a good appetite. ”

Xiao Yun: "This is because you have eaten a lot of things in the virtual reality, but you haven't actually eaten, your stomach secretes a lot of gastric acid, and your stomach and intestines begin to squirm, but there is nothing real to eat."

"This dislocation has a negative impact on consciousness."

Wang Ping'an: "So this is a side effect of this virtual reality script? ”

"Yes, there are warnings in the synopsis of the script."

"Ah," Angli looked at the system interface that appeared out of thin air in front of her, "there really is. However, it is also said here that just one or two tastes will not be too problematic, but if you often use virtual reality to taste food, it will induce gastrointestinal disorders and even decline. ”

Xiao Yun: "At present, medical experts and psychologists are discussing whether this symptom should be classified as cyber syndrome. ”

Wang Ping'an picked up the well-made eggplant box with chopsticks, frowned and looked carefully, muttering as he looked at it: "No wonder the little boy's mother suffered from heat stroke and dehydration while playing in the virtual reality." The human mind and body do not seem to be ready to accept it...... Wait a minute! ”

Wang Ping'an stuffed the eggplant box into his mouth, turned his head to look at Xiao Yun's virtual image, and continued without swallowing anything: "If it is said that a new human like mine is a human who has adapted to space, is it possible that a new human being who has adapted to the virtual reality environment?" ”

Xiao Yun was stunned: "What can new humans who have adapted to the virtual reality do?" ”

"I don't know, maybe he won't have a bad reaction when he eats in virtual reality? The stomach knows that it is fake, does not peristalsis and does not secrete gastric juice? ”

"What's the use of that!"

"Is this expression of yours a reflection of the calculations that you should make, or is it a reaction to your real emotions?"

"Of course, I made an expression after calculations to match you. I don't have emotions for this thing. ”

"Don't you?" Wang Ping'an thought for a while and felt that there was no need to care about such a trivial matter.

He turned his head to look at Angli, only to see his wife feasting.

"Why are you still eating?"

Angli swallowed the food in her mouth: "Anyway, once in a while, it's not a big deal." The dishes are all served. Why don't you try the court banquet that you decided to experience in the first place? ”

You're addicted!

Angli: "This thing doesn't have calories!" You can eat to your heart's content, but you don't have to worry about gaining weight, this is the kingdom of heaven! ”

Suddenly, there is a very girly unfolding!

Xiao Yun: "Actually, there are indeed many records of hospitalization because of the use of virtual reality to eat and eat as a result, and sixty percent of them are women. ”

"Wait a minute, why are women only sixty percent? What's left? Gunships? "Wang Ping'an dutifully complained!

Angli: "You are prejudiced, I want to vote to the Women's Federation...... Hee-hee-hee-hee......"

Before she finished speaking, she couldn't help but laugh first.

Wang Ping'an: "Laughing, right?" Let's just say don't say this stalk again! ”

Xiao Yun: "Of course, the remaining forty percent are men." It's time for men to be concerned about their weight. ”

Wang Ping'an was speechless: "That's it." At that time, I didn't have any boys who cared about this, and when I was in elementary school, there was a labor class every day, and the boys went out to help tear down the rubble, throwing all kinds of broken bricks into a shredder, and crushing them into sand that could be used to build a house.

"At that time, we ate more than one meal, and we could consume as much as we ate."

Angli: "I can't understand something I didn't understand, I was born 10 years after the war. ”

"Shut up, you neutral national."

At this time, in Wang Ping'an's field of vision, an icon suddenly popped up to receive a new email.