Volume 6 Ice and Fire 1 Bullshit Wedge
They said I was crazy.
Some people say I'm crazy...... Hehe!
You also say I'm crazy?
Schizophrenia...... Hmph, you go to Made, I know whether it will be divided or not.
How could I not know if there was something wrong with my spirit?
What exactly are you trying to say?
Say I have a bad mouth? Say I don't speak well? Say I have too low EQ?
For you, this nitpicky person said that I really didn't live up to your expectations. But I want to tell you that I'm not going to change for you, and I'm certainly not going to change for anyone.
The only one who can change me is myself.
Got it?
You are very lucky to meet me, at least before you die, you can have the honor to see me, know me, and then be terminated by me, and your meaningless life will be worth it.
Who am I?
Do you want to die? In fact, you can't understand this kind of person. I am similar to your god, and of course I am not a happy little angel, nor am I a patron saint who helps you to become rich and longevity, happy and healthy. Do you understand what I'm saying?
I'm not a grim reaper, I don't bring a plague, and I don't nearly collapse the world like that big bat. All I want to bring to you is darkness.
The look in your eyes makes me very unhappy, and I see that you are wondering in your heart, playing the drums, are you thinking, "Oh my God, how did I get such a psychopath...... Am I right? You think so, right?
Look at me, yes, look me in the eye, I'm not insulting you, but you're really a lowly guy.
Do you know what a shadow is? Yes, you should know, look at the clothes you're wearing, what are you? Magician? Or an apprentice? Still is...... You wouldn't be a ranger who wanted to learn magic, would you?
It's not uncommon for people like you to want to learn everything, but you can't learn anything well, you know a lot, but you're ...... Look at you, you're a scumbag, stupid, you're nothing.
Look, how much is your dress worth? Can you tell me how much your dress is worth now?
What? Comfortable? Ha, you said you for comfort? Is this an excuse you make for not being competent?
Yes...... Oh my God, tell me what kind of material this is? This is not silk, the kind of garbage that silk only the most ordinary mortals will wear, is this magic cloth?
Well, it's really magic cloth, how dare you wear this kind of garbage? A ...... who wears magic cloth but wanders outside Hmm, Magician Apprentice?
I've seen magic cloth before, but it's only worn by magician apprentices. See what this is...... Ha, what kind of rune line is this?
What does this rune line get you?
Increase the level of mana?
Ha! Your IQ really needs to be strengthened, and you don't need to increase it by a little or two, you can't even feel what kind of powerful existence I am when you meet me...... Actually, you should have run away, but you didn't, and if you ran two steps I think I'd be happier.
This is...... Leg nail piece?
Ah, I know this leg armor, but I found ......
Boy, are you sure this rune above you will work for you? What the hell are you? You use this leg plate to make sure you have more strength in your legs in case you fight with people, right?
I want to know who your mentor is, but you should be embarrassed to say it at this point, right?
I'm embarrassed to say if I were you, it's so embarrassing, you're simply a shame to your teacher, look at what you've learned, what have you made yourself into?
If you're an elitist, I mean...... At least you're a bit of a capable guy, and maybe a little bit of that might make me a little happier, because it's much more fun to kill that kind of guy than to crush a piece of garbage like you.
Ha! Don't kill you?
You had that feeling when you first said that...... But the tone is not enough...... Well? I suddenly can't find the words to describe you like you. But...... Yes, that's it, beg for mercy, come, get down on your knees and let me see your ass.
Yes, that's all.
No, no, no, you bastard!
Yes...... Do you still teach this kind of stuff in your school? Or do you do this kind of thing a lot in your school?
You're disgusting to me.
Sit down, sit down, and don't let me see your ass! Block up! I don't care about you! Wrap up! Block it with this thing.
What's your name?
Are you stupid? Your name, tell me your name.
Tsk, look at your bear-like look, forget it, I've always disliked asking dead people's names.
Ah, okay shut up, don't tell me what your name is, it doesn't matter, I don't want to know what your name is, you trash.
How old are you?
How many years have you been in school?
You're learning like, and you're coming out? Have you joined the Confederates?
Are you stupid? Did you join the army?
Not counting yet? What do you mean by not counting? You're saying you're still a rookie, is that what you mean?
Yes......
Really? Is the threshold for joining the army so high now? Do you have academic qualifications or experience? Or is it not at a good level?
Yes...... Poor?
Are you poor in your family and you learn fucking magic?
You've got to learn how to make technology, how to make hard work, you can't fucking live, what magic are you learning? Is this what you can learn from a poor man?
No wonder you're covered in garbage, how much do your pants cost?
What? Or did you make the pants yourself? The patch in the crotch should not be a trend. Did you do it yourself?
Ha, sew your own pants...... Are you really ......
Do you mend your own socks?
Hehe, you shouldn't put that leg nail here, really! You should put it in the crotch, your little knack is strong enough to at least allow you to conquer a woman who is willing to sleep with you.
Who can you conquer if you put your legs?
Do you have a woman? Belch...... No, you pouted your ass just now, you bitch.
Have you ever been hard?
Who have you ridden?
The people who have ridden you
Hum...... You're a shitty ass as a whole.
I'm not interested in you, young man, and you really don't have anything worth unearthing, is there anything else you want to say before you die?
No, don't say that, of course you're going to die.
Your life has no meaning at all, you can't find the meaning of life, you live a hard life haha, isn't it a good thing for me to help you get free? Now what else do you want to say.
Aspiration?
Hehe, it's okay, of course it's okay to wish.
Death row inmates can still have a good meal before their execution, and I can also fulfill one of your wishes.
Don't say stupid things that don't kill you, this already tells you that it's impossible.
Change one. Like what do you want to eat?
No, it can't be, another one.
I told you who I am.
Name? My name......
Do you know a guy named Van Cleeff?
I don't know?
If you say you don't know, I'll just smash your nose. It's true!
My name is Van Cleef.
What do you call me ...... Don't you know him?
Yes, he's dead, but I'm not the one who died.
You don't seem so surprised!
Gee......
Do you know who he is? Do you know his story?
You know? No, you simply don't know. You are born under the banner of the spring breeze of the generation, how happy you are, although you are a lowly goods, but your childhood should not have experienced hunger, cold, dampness, exposure, plague and the like, right? Right?
Yes, yes, yes! Be!
Your history books say he's a traitor, right?
Did your teacher tell you that he once wanted to subvert the country?
They told him that he had murdered the queen under his manipulation, and that she was the mother of the king whom you now reveal, right? He also kidnapped the king in an attempt to control the country.
Ha, history is written by your masters, write whatever you want, only the victors can write history, and it is the history that can be known by future generations.
No one is going to record those things, no one, and this kind of record is not going to be allowed to exist. But is that the case? Like your beloved King Varian, where did he get the crown on his head? Do you know how it came about?
It's me! I brought it for him.
Yes, that's me, I can tell you my name.
My name is Mason, the traitor Edwin from the history books. Van Cleef ...... I was ...... His brother.
Recording? What to record?
Help me record?
Ha! Do you want to write down what I said?
Well...... I didn't even think about writing a confession when he took me to prison, do you want to write a confession for me?
It's a good way to make a living.
Do you think I don't know how to read?
No? So how do you want to write it? Oh, have you read astringent novels?
Yes, astringent novels.
No? So what do you watch after class? Just playing with the ass?
Did you know there's a guy named Marcus?
Writer Marcus, just one Marcus or how many Marcus? He was also a best-selling author back then, and his novels were widely circulated, haven't you students read them?
Yes, "Forbidden Love", you still say you haven't seen it.
That book was a nasty one, and he could be considered a necrophile if he had to say so.
Yes, this book has been banned, and you, a sanctimonious guy, are actually a bad stomach.
I think you should be reading this book with that name, right?
Forbidden ...... Do you like to be tied up? Hmph, you're pretty fancy.
Have you seen "Northland Tenderness"?
You can learn from the snippets in there...... Uh, but you don't have a chance.
No, no, no, I didn't mean that. I mean, I was in the first book this dog wrote, and I still have me in the book "Northland Tenderness".
I know how these pen-wielding people describe other people. They like to be cynical, they speak harshly, they make up facts, they spread rumors and nonsense.
If I met Marcus I swore I'd make him a guy who only had one egg and never lifted a ball, and I did what I said.
Hmph, you won't ......
Why should I believe you?
Anyone who writes books should be damned! I said it! They all deserve to die!
You let me ...... Suddenly, something else happened.
You have to swear that you want this book to be on the shelves of major libraries, and I don't ask the farmers in your fields to read my books while farming, but I want you to make sure that these stories reach their ears.
Of course, this thing will make you some money, and I can give you enough money, but if you can't do it or just do it perfunctory to survive, or......
You......
Burn what I'm talking about......
If I couldn't see the books, I would ...... A thousand ways to make your life worse than death.
I do what I say, a thousand kinds! I will make you experience a thousand different kinds of pain without dying.
I've already told you about the previous ones, have you remembered?
I'm going to talk about that experience before you were born.
Tsk, I'm honestly curious. Your mom and dad are still interested in having sex when they're so poor and hungry......
Did your parents tell you what happened during that time?
Yes, the sky is falling apart!
It wasn't something I did, but I didn't know about it, but I was involved in it.
Hmph, I'll tell you, but I'm not talking about this paragraph, it's the earlier one.
Well, stop talking nonsense!
Come on, I say......
You remember!
Rotten ass.