Before getting on the plane, Wang Dazhu's wife suddenly said, "Why don't you two get married first?" ”

Without waiting for Wang Ping'an to answer, Wang Dazhu glared at his wife: "What are you doing with these?" ”

"Leave a commemorative ......"

"It's not like he's not coming back! Even if you really don't come back, you'll talk about it then. ”

"But ...... like that" The wife looked at Wang Dazhu with worried eyes, and stopped talking.

But what he wanted to say, everyone present guessed: But what about you who were left behind like that?

Wang Dazhu grinned: "You underestimate me too much." Even if my son and daughter-in-law are gone, I will live well. After all, I still have to toast my old comrades-in-arms every year, I don't live well, my old comrades-in-arms don't have any wine to drink, and when I get to Ma Sheng, they will blame me. ”

Although this scene is very tragic and has the artistic conception of "the wind is sluggish and the water is cold", Wang Ping'an still couldn't help but say: "Materialists don't talk about canonization. ”

"Nonsense! I'm ...... What is the materialist statement called? ”

Angli: "Spirit totem? ”

"Yes, yes, spirit totem! This is in line with materialism! Abbreviated as Ma Sheng. In short, you are bold to go, there is no such mother-in-law in our country, foreign countries pay attention to sending a shield, saying that you either hold it or ......lie down"33

Wang Ping'an: "The Spartan mother did this, not the father. ”

"Yes, yes, we won't give you a shield, we ......"

Wang Ping'an: "Do you want to give me a thorn and be loyal to the country?" ”

"That's what my mother did! We...... Damn, you're making a mess and making your dad forget his words. Only...... Forget it, no matter, I have wine to welcome you when you come back alive. If you can't come back alive, there is also wine, and I will take you one every year when I pour it on my old comrades. ”

Saying that, Wang Dazhu rubbed his eyes vigorously, stubbornly refused to shed tears, but squeezed out a smile: "Now our family has three generations of loyal martyrs, your grandfather fought the devil and the War to Resist US Aggression and Aid Korea, it was the second war, I fought the third time, and you fought the fourth time!" ”

Wang Ping'an: "I'm not going to fight a big war, I'm just going to perform a very simple task, and by the way, send this blonde sister home." ”

"Hmph, I saw you smoke just now. Damn, you don't smoke, give this good cigarette to your dad. I know that this cigarette is hand-rolled, and it is all written by the old master, and the old people can't be idle, so I rehired them to exert their spare heat.

"This cigarette service agency has been on the shelves for a second! Hurry up and give it to Dad, and you won't smoke it. ”

Angli took out the cigarette in her small bag and handed it to Wang Ping'an.

Wang Ping'an turned his hand and stuffed it into his father's hand: "That'...... Dad, I'm leaving. ”

Wang Dazhu: "Let's go." When you get to the land of the Lone Star Country, spit on me. ”

Wang Ping'an: "People are now deliberately staying in the experimental area of social diversity. ”

"Hmph. I don't care how they stayed, my comrades-in-arms died at their hands, and you have to vomit this phlegm for me. ”

Wang Ping'an: "Okay, vomit." ”

At this time, the beautiful flight attendant stepped forward: "Hello, you can board the plane soon." ”

Wang Ping'an: "I don't need a security check?" ”

"You're on a special mission trip, just come with me."

Ren Ni next to him said: "Now the prosthetic person is full of weapons, and the security check is just a formality." In order to ensure the safety of flights, foreign countries prohibit prosthetic people from taking ordinary flights, and we have our own special flights to sit on, even if something happens, it is just a dead ship of prosthetic maniacs.

"It's not good that there are still people whose bodies have been changed very well, and they can't die at all in a crash.

"Isn't it strange that there was an old game a long time ago, and there was still a security check in the cyberpunk era, and you can detect the military robots you carry with you, but you can't detect the military-grade prosthetics on people, isn't it strange?"

Wang Ping'an also smiled: "It's very strange. ”

As he spoke, everyone had already followed the stewardess who was leading.

Before entering the gate of the "staff passage" on the side, Wang Ping'an looked back and found Wang Dazhu standing in place, holding a whole cigarette he had just received from his son in one hand, and clenching his fist in the other hand, standing in front of the sign where the passengers stopped like a statue.

Wang Ping'an made a gesture and signaled, "Go back."

But Wang Dazhu ignored this gesture and just looked straight here.

**

The longest flight time is the regular climb phase of the aircraft.

Wang Ping'an complained: "I haven't experienced such a slow climb when I'm so big." ”

When you reach the limit, things become familiar.

After the rocket engine was started, Wang Ping'an was pressed against the backrest by a huge G-force.

While the other passengers looked frightened, the two astronauts had a happy expression.

"Yes, yes, that's it." Wang Ping'an smiled, "Although it is not as fast as the acceleration on the spaceship, this taste is right." ”

The plane broke through to the upper edge of the atmosphere and began to taxi at the border.

This process made many passengers vomit wildly, and Wang Ping'an realized that the funnel-shaped opening on the chair opposite him was used for this. It seems that the aircraft can collect and expel the vomit of the passengers.

Wang Ping'an and Angli didn't have anything to do, and after the child sitting next to him vomited for a while, he looked at Wang Ping'an while wiping his mouth: "Uncle, you are so powerful, and my sister is also so powerful." ”

Wang Ping'an: "Why am I my uncle and she my sister?" ”

Child: "Because my mother told me that women want to be younger, and men, in turn, want to look older. ”

Wang Ping'an: "Your mother doesn't understand, men are teenagers until they die." ”

Child: "Hello brother, you are so powerful, brother, you didn't even spit on your brother." ”

The child's mother was startled and wanted to come over to cover her mouth, but she couldn't leave the funnel of vomiting.

Wang Ping'an laughed: "I like this child's personality!" ”

Angli: "You smell it, there's activated carbon particles, no wonder the whole plane is full of people who are vomiting, but we don't smell the smell of vomit." ”

Renni, who was sitting in the other row, said: "In fact, it has something to do with the air circulation system in the cabin. The air circulator on the spacecraft used here. If there is an accident that causes the ship to break into space, you can also wait for the rescue fleet sent by the space station in low earth orbit. ”

Wang Ping'an: "This ship is still a little hanging in space, although it is hypersonic, but it is still far from Mach 23.2 of the first cosmic velocity." ”

The bear child next to him asked curiously: "This sister is so powerful, she doesn't vomit." ”

Wang Ping'an: "She's a robot. ”

Ren Ni said angrily: "My core control unit is still wet, which does not meet the standards of robots." ”

Wang Ping'an said to the child: "She is the brain in the jar, have you seen the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?" It's the brain in the belly of the villain. ”

The child lowered his head and asked the mobile phone: "Xiao Ai, do you know what this is?" ”

"Yes." The screen of the phone shows the classic villain of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the next moment.

Child: "Oh! Then this sister also has a brain on her belly? ”

"Yes, right in her place." Wang Ping'an gestured on Angli's stomach next to him.

Child: "And what is her brain used for?" ”

"The energy device, to charge the high-energy weapon installed in her eye."

Ren Ni heard it clearly, with an expression of "Hurry up and destroy when you are tired".

Wang Ping'an was speechless: "If she ignores me and us, then it's boring." ”

The little boy suddenly shouted, "I understand!" You're picking up girls! But you already have a sister next to you, huh? You're stepping on two boats! ”

Wang Ping'an: "No, no, no, no, not yet!" ”

"You're trying to pedal two boats!"

"Didn't try! I don't have that idea! ”

"You fantasize about stepping on two boats!"

You're not done, little bunny!

At this moment, the plane trembled slightly, and then the radio "Ding Dong" sounded: "Hello passengers, we are about to arrive in the capital of the Lone Star Country, please take your luggage and prepare to get off the plane." If there is a need to fulfill the souvenir, you can ......"

Wang Ping'an immediately turned his head to look at the porthole, it was early in the morning, and the dazzling neon during the day cast colorful colors on Wang Ping'an's face through the multi-layer porthole.

Wang Ping'an was about to sigh when the little boy who climbed on his shoulder shouted: "Wow, cyberpunk!" ”

Some people died, but not completely......