In the early autumn of September 2010, L City Jiuheng Technology. It was still very hot, and it was raining lightly. Qu Erhei and the brothers of the Audition Troupe are waiting for Erhei's sister-in-law. It's about to be the rehearsal time of the dance team in the evening, and the second black sister-in-law, Concubine Yifei, still hasn't arrived. Huang Mao was a little anxious.

Huang Mao: "Brother Qu! If you can only choose one dream and a woman, what do you choose? ”

Qu Erhei: "I choose to explode on the spot and escape from space!" ”

As she was talking, Concubine Yi ran over from afar.

Concubine Yi: "Erhei, bring me a gift!" ”

Qu Erhei took the colorful roses that had been hidden from the waistband of his trousers for a long time and gave them to Concubine Yi.

Concubine Yi: "Why isn't there any dazzling?" It's red! ”

Qu Erhei: "Look at this, there are small colored lights, but they have been hidden for too long, maybe the circuit is broken!" Alas! ”

Yifei: "What should I do then?" ”

Concubine Yi pursed her lips, unhappy.

Qu Erhei: "You're like this, you go back to the dormitory manager and ask for a light bulb instead." The light bulb is here, the blue line is on top, the red line is on the bottom, and it's on, okay, that's it, baby? ”

The two of them are tired here, and the brothers of the dance team are waiting for Erhei in the stadium until the flowers are gone! Concubine Yi was tired of standing, but she couldn't find a place to sit. Qu Erhei heartache spread the BOY T-shirt on the ground and let her sit on it. It seems that in the face of dreams and women, he chose women. Concubine Yi didn't notice his heartache expression, and played with roses.

Soon after, Concubine Yi was going to work, so she said goodbye to her little lover. She shouldn't have even connected the light bulb, and this dazzling little expectation was extinguished as soon as it appeared.

After Concubine Yi walked away, Qu Erhei cleaned up the rain on his T-shirt, and was about to leave, when he found me standing at the door of the supermarket. He came over to greet me: "Dude, I met you again, I haven't seen you in a month, right?" ”

I walked over and patted my brother on the shoulder:

Me: "I can catch up with you on the spot, but fortunately I didn't lose my breath"

Qu Erhei: "Have you joined the group?" ”

Me: "Tomorrow, day shift, I may not go back to B12, Jiuheng this place, really, I didn't expect to come back again." ”

Qu Erhei: "How does it feel to enter the palace twice?" ”

Me: "Groove, no idea, all for the boss's orders." Are you still pre-forming the fifth line? ”

Qu Erhei: "Yes, Brother Xiao is crazy today, if you come back tomorrow, be careful!" Have a bar together at night and see how you're going this month? If you don't come back, the position of the first brother of the fifth line will be gone! Let's talk, I'm gone."

Qu Erhei was bare-chested, carrying an unplugged bakelite guitar, swaying away, the street lights were shining, the scar on his back had been several years, he entered Jiuheng, tattooed a trumpet flower on it, Huang Mao laughed at him for not being foreign, Qu Erhei angrily: "You are blind, this is our little six, kawaii in the northwest countryside, specializing in trumpeting"

Qu Erhei turned around and shouted to me: "Xing Genzheng, nine o'clock Sichuan Wangfu, see you or leave"

At nine o'clock in the evening, a few buddies of the dance troupe got out of rehearsal and came to my Xingrong restaurant, the Sichuan Wangfu was full of people, fortunately I came to occupy a seat at eight o'clock, and I saw Qu Erhei dangling in from a distance, and the dragon-like eyes caught the destination twice, he waved his hand and greeted: "A brother is over there!" ”。

The mandarin duck pot was served, the waiter was running around the hall like a trend, unloading the musical instrument, Qu Erhei sat down, one arm straddling the back of the chair: "Xing Genzheng, what the fuck are you doing so enchanting?"

The yellow-haired people laughed loudly, and I stood up and looked at the black and white python suit I had just changed: "Is there one?" O Armani! ”

Huang Mao didn't give up and taunted me: "Abani, right? ”

The brothers asked in unison, "What Abba?"

Huang Mao smiled and said: "Alibaba Taobao is a hit!" ”

"Hahahaha!"

"Slot ---"

The waiter came over and ordered. Qu Erhei asked, "Dude, what's the special feature today?" ”

The little brother smiled: "The boss has a set of bad pig packages"

"What? Bad piggy? And Monchichi! Qu Erhei was a little confused.

"The boss likes to watch extreme challenges, so he came up with the set of hot pot that Ruan Jingtian ate in Sichuan, pig brain, pork belly, and pig intestine. Whatever...... Guys, do you like it? ”

Hearing the name come out, a bunch of European and American zombie movies appeared in the picture of my mind, and I was suddenly a little stunned.

Everyone didn't want to let go of this freshness, Qu Erhei looked at me: "Sister Lin, don't be cowardly!" Haha"

"I'm instigated? Come on, hurt each other! "I don't admit defeat.

Play Truth or Dare, the test game is my game maniac, whoever has played it will raise their hand to see which game is hot.

"Counter-Strike!" Four votes.

"Sleepwalking in the Three Kingdoms!" Four votes!

"Legendary!" Six votes.

The crowd was reluctant to raise six votes.

"Huang Mao, why are you so old? Eat the old book! The crowd was furious!

After three rounds, it's really hard for me, do you want to say the out-of-print little fresh and happy elimination to move back to the next game?

Actually, I'm quite stubborn, and I'm playing with a guy who made up one: "That... That Kametaro and the Flying Pig".

, I was really stimulated by the pig brain in front of me, and my IQ was a little off, so why add a "small" word!!!

Everyone burst into laughter, and Qu Erhei sneered: "Are you going to eat piggy brains?" Or Truth or Dare? ”

"Alas, I take it, I'll choose the latter"

The adventure hasn't started yet, and the wheat card is coaxing! Appear! , we were chatting, and suddenly a girl like a blurry rabbit appeared, recited this spell, and ran away. Then I saw Brother Xiao rushing in: "Don't talk!" Everyone was stunned, and after the little rabbit ran out, he was caught by Brother Xiao at a glance and shouted: "Zheng Lilan, give me death!" "The two of them ran away like a small train rear-end!

After the two biao goods escaped, Huang Mao found that the little pig brain that had been licked by himself was missing!!!

Liu Xiao is 26 years old this year, has a girlfriend, has been working for three years, and is a standard rich second generation. Because I was tired of the rich life arranged by my father, I came out to experience life after graduating from college and experienced life downward. The advantage of leading female workers to work is that they can make the wolves below have a gender complementary, but solving the marriage and sexual needs of young men and women in the workshop is like eating fried rice with flaming red lips, which is really fucking difficult. Comfort is good to cross the line, comfort is not good to resist work. Now Zheng Lilan is a miner again! Liu Xiao tied Li Lan to the workshop, took off her overalls and crumpled them together, still in a corner! It's so relieving! Corporal punishment!

After a long time, Li Lan suddenly heard a deep male voice behind him, and he was tied up by Liu Xiao and couldn't move, so he was ashamed and pulled up the blue cloth and covered his head indiscriminately: "Don't come here!" Don't come here! Please~"

Zhao Bingru heard that it was Li Lan's voice, and couldn't react for a while, and said gently: "You are Xiaolan, right?" Don't panic, I'm a fifth-line, oops! Uncle~" Zhao Bingru was only one meter away from Xiaolan, and when she saw this girl sitting on the ground with her bare buttocks, she didn't know what to do, and she couldn't move forward anymore, so she had to persuade in a low voice: "Xiaolan, you, come out first."

"Don't go out! I'm not going out! Lilan continued to burrow into the blue curtain, trying to cover his thighs.

"Miss Xiaolan!" Zhao Bingru reprimanded in a low voice: "Do you know that the night shift is coming?"

Li Lan sobered up now, lifted his hijab violently, and met the uncle's gentle glance between the messy hair. The gaze came from above, just like a torch in the night, and as warm as an elk in an instant. Zhao Bingru turned his head: "You put on your pants first......"

Lilan struggled to get his clothes, and then began to untie himself. Suddenly the radio of the night shift went off, and Lan Rabbit was going crazy! Untie! No! Open!

Zhao Bingru couldn't care so much, so he rushed over and demolished it...

"Oh my mother, what's going on today!" Zhao Bingru thought to himself, he has not experienced anything in half a life, the peach Li Can was beautiful back then, and he will be touched after the elegance. Xiao Lanming's swaying thighs really made himself an inexplicable fountain of the dry well.

The two tidied up the scene, stood there awkwardly and silently to each other, Zhao Bingru glanced at her, and thought to himself, I should open your mouth!

"Xiaolan, I didn't see anything today, you~ go out first, I'll hang the cloth up"

Zheng Lilan hugged his head and ran away!