Chapter 418: You are a monk, I will shave your head
"Generally speaking, I'm not as important as you say, I think in fact, you are always the gift of God to us Wu Xian, as long as you have you, Wu Xian will be prosperous and immortal."
The two began to slap each other's ass.
Qingyan smiled happily, she didn't know that Mr. Lu used magic tools to peek at his meeting for Xiao Linshan's disciples, and she felt that he was advanced in thinking and had a unique vision.
The dean is the dean after all, and he has never lost since he fully understood the rules of backgammon.
Seeing a dead end, Qingyan directly disrupted the chessboard, "It's boring, don't play." ”
Mr. Lu raised his eyebrows, was in a comfortable mood, smiled kindly and kindly, and looked tolerant and generous who did not care about the juniors.
Qingyan frowned, punching and kicking the people around him, "It's all your fault, I always lose!" ”
Can't hit the dean, can't beat him yet?
The little woman can't afford to lose, so she is angry with the man who wants to become a monk.
"Don't you want your daughter-in-law to become a monk? What are you doing here? Get out of here! Qingyan pushed him away and stepped viciously on two feet before walking out.
Chased out from the wind.
Zhongyi looked at Mr. Lu with a solemn expression, "Dean, are they?" How can it be? ”
The words of the dean and Qingyan, no matter how soft their voices were, could not escape the ears of their cultivators, and everyone present could hear them clearly.
What daughter-in-law remarries, all thoughts are lost, and she becomes a monk, is that what they think?
Impossible, right?
Qingyan and Congfeng are masters and apprentices!
One day as a teacher and a father for life, eh...... Motherhood for life.
The two of them are tantamount to a mother-son relationship, mother and son are together, isn't it **?
The dean frowned, "What may be impossible, order it to go down, people who are not from Wuxian Academy can't stay in the academy, the rules must be set up, and the world can't laugh at them." ”
Zhongyi: ?
What does this mean, Dean?
Is it to lose face in chess, and want to drive away Congfeng to take revenge, or do you want the world to know that Congfeng is no longer a person of Wu Xian, and pave the way for the Qingyan girl?
He also knew that the dean was not a person with a small belly, but he was even more reluctant to believe that the dean would condone the female elder and the junior disciple to teach each other privately.
Even if Qingyan and Congfeng are no longer related, the fact that they were once masters and apprentices cannot be changed!
Zhongyi pondered for a long time, but he couldn't figure out what the dean meant, so he conveyed it literally, and there was a lot of discussion for a while.
Wuxian Academy is a place of pure cultivation, and it is not a street market, anyone can enter and exit at will, the academy already has this kind of rule, why did the dean emphasize it?
Soon attention was directed to Congfeng, the "outsider" who quit the academy but remained in the academy.
Qingyan turned a deaf ear to the dean's order, and Xiao Linshan's several teachers were anxious, for fear that if they delayed any longer, they would be charged by Da Linshan for not carrying out the dean's order.
Xiao Linshan has no status in the academy, and if he doesn't do well, he won't be able to raise his head.
Zhuang Lao was so worried that his head was bald, but Qingyan grabbed the long sword and chased the wind all over the training ground.
"You're not going to be a monk? Come on, let me shave your head, I have good skills, I will never be dazzled and shaved your head! The monks want six roots to be clean, and I will let Luo Han have a big incense, and let Lan Shen burn six pits on the top of your head, round and big pits, to ensure that you are clean and worry-free! ”
She wielded her sword and swung it with a suffrage.
The sharp blade flickered under the sun, frightening to death.
The little disciples rushed to tell each other, but poor Senior Brother Congfeng didn't know what he had done again, and he was chased and cut by the Great Elder.
Congfeng's appearance is quite deceptive, and people are easy to have a good impression of good-looking people and unconsciously be biased.
Senior Brother Congfeng is such a person from Zhilan Yushu, how can he have bad intentions.
It must have been a lot of unspeakable pain hidden in his heart that made him so silent and alone, how could the Great Elder not have any sympathy?
The little disciples wanted to say good things for Congfeng, but they didn't dare.
Li Luohan thought it was funny, he didn't know where to get the thick incense of the trunk, and he held it in his arms like Sun Wukong holding the golden hoop stick for the first time, and he smiled so much that he couldn't see his teeth.
"Heaven is a good reincarnation, who does the sky spare, from the wind, from the wind, you also have today, see if you say me next time!"
Li Luohan didn't forget that he deliberately snorted when he climbed the mountain from the wind in the morning, and said that he couldn't do it, his expression was clearly a hint of other meanings.
How can a man hear the word "no".
At that time, he said that sooner or later he would have to watch Congfeng's jokes, wouldn't this day come? And it came so fast.
There are not many opportunities to make Congfeng deflated, how could Li Luohan let it go, as soon as Qingyan spoke, he immediately found a super coarse incense, this kind of incense is the kind of rich people who worship the Bodhisattva, and ordinary people really can't find it.
"Isn't that right? It will burn people. Lan Shen said while lighting incense with a torch.
has been mixed together every day for three years, and no matter how introverted Li Luohan is, he can also see it, "Don't be duplicitous, this kid from the wind is usually arrogant and arrogant, you must have wanted to teach him a lesson a long time ago, right?" We're all our own people, don't be embarrassed. ”
Lan Shen smiled lightly and remained silent.
Qingyan was so tired that he was panting like a cow, raised his sword and pointed it at the wind, and shouted loudly: "You stop me!"
From the wind slowly, leisurely strolling, smiling at her little face that has become red because of a few laps.
She seems to be a little animal that wants to hibernate, she is very afraid of the cold, and she likes to nest in the quilt and read the picture book in winter.
"I'm not a monk, am I still not done? I'll just watch over you, I'll not go anywhere, I'll follow you every day, I'll prepare three meals for you, I'll clean up the house, and think about it, if it weren't for me, your pig's nest would stink in less than two days......"
The more he talked, the more outrageous it became, and he was simply ruining her reputation!
"Shut up!" Qingyan strode over and knocked his head with a sword.
"My room was very clean, how is it a pig's nest! Slandering the Great Elder is an unforgivable sin! It's time to fight, it's time to fight! ”
Qingyan turned his head and called, "You, you, and you, catch him for me!" ”
Li Luohan reacted the fastest, Lan Shen followed closely, and a group of people rushed over and grabbed Congfeng with all hands and feet.
Those little disciples who don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement plead with Qingyan to spare Congfeng, and at the same time use their strength to squeeze into the crowd, or grab a corner of Congfeng's clothes, and they have a full sense of participation.
In the end, Congfeng was tied up by five flowers and hung diagonally from a large pillar at the training ground.
Qingyan clasped his arms in his hands and squinted at him, "Hmph, you are no longer a person from the academy and dare to stay in the academy for no reason, otherwise the world will think that my Wuxian Academy is a random place where you can come and go whenever you want, so I will punish you for fasting for three days!" Set an example! ”
"Ahh Don't! Brother Congfeng will be hungry! ”
Someone in the crowd exclaimed, it was still the voice of a female disciple.
Qingyan Xiaoli's stingy eyes glanced at him, "Five days!" ”
The Great Elder is too strict, and now even if someone wants to say a word for Congfeng, he doesn't dare to say a word, for fear that he will be punished even more.
The priest passed under the big pillar three times a day, and persuaded him to obey the wind.
"Outsiders, let's hurry down the mountain."