For a little Taoist priest like him, who is just starting out, there is no way to imagine what I have experienced, and the root will not believe what is in me.

Summer insects can't talk about ice, and cockroaches don't know spring and autumn.

Whatever I tell him now, he'll think I'm bragging.

It's better to fool around first.

The little Taoist priest had a little more pity on his face: "Why are you still struggling until you die?"

"Nonsense! Pigs know how to run after being stabbed, are you not as good as a pig?"

After a while, he hesitated and asked, "Then how can I give you blood?"

"Blood on the tip of the tongue, hurry!"

"I've got my tongue broken."

He stuck out his tongue at me and said vaguely, "I've been biting my tongue every day for the past few days, and it's full of pus."

Ho.

Others catch ghosts, but he catches ghosts and tongues.

I thought for a moment, "When I cut you, you lunge forward, avoid your neck, and let the knife slash somewhere else."

"Big brother!"

The little Taoist priest gritted his teeth and looked at me: "It's obviously a beheading, you have to turn me into Ling Chi?"

"Bell, bell!"

Three more gongs sounded, and Zhang Ertu had already put down the wine jar and walked towards me.

Obviously, this is going to be executed!

I lost my patience anymore and said bluntly, "If you want to live, believe me!"

At this time, behind the red cloth on the stage, an extremely majestic voice came.

"When the time comes, you will see red!"

This style is very similar to the ancient Qing officials, but it is too black and white, right?

If you want to cut me, you can give me a crime!

I looked at the little Taoist priest firmly and prayed silently in my heart.

At this juncture, he must not be afraid.

Once coaxed, it will definitely die.

"Open! Knives!"

Zhang Ertu had already raised the knife above his head at this time, and the little Taoist's pants were already completely wet.

Seeing that the knife was about to fall, I immediately pulled my neck and shouted.

"Run!"

The little Taoist priest was like a loach, and suddenly rushed forward, and fell heavily on the ground.

"Bang!"

The big knife slashed and landed right on his buttocks, and a stream of blood slashed all over my body.

I rolled on the ground, letting the blood rub against my left arm.

The long-lost swelling pain is here again!

I could clearly feel my body becoming agitated, my hands struggling slightly, and the red silk tied to my body had cracked.

"Hey!"

The little Taoist priest resisted, making Zhang Ertu's face completely blackened, and he carried the little Taoist priest with one hand, raising his knife to slash.

By this point, I was already on my feet.

"Dude, are you still chopping?"

As I spoke, I raised my hand to stop his wrist.

Zhang Ertu looked like a monster and wanted to break free of my hand, but with a little force, half of his arm had already begun to catch fire.

"*** don't open your eyes!"

Just now, it was like a ghost head knife in the middle of ten thousand catties, but at this moment, it is as light as a goose feather.

I threw it away, and the big knife flew out and stuck straight into the ring of the execution ground.

Zhang Ertu lowered his head in disbelief, looked at his empty hands, and suddenly let out a heart-rending angry shout from his mouth.

He was a few heads taller than me, but now he looks like an inflatable doll, visibly getting bigger.

In the blink of an eye, he was the size of a car, and he was about the same size as me just by hand.

At this time, extremely cold yin qi surged from all directions, and even breathing was hazy.

What a domineering murderous aura!

The little Taoist priest lay on the ground and twisted his body vigorously, wailing with bursts of angry scolding.

"*** It's not shallow to hurt people, it's better to give me a knife in the head, so I can have a good time!"

I didn't say anything, just looked up slowly.

However, when I looked up, I saw his round navel.

"Taking my sword is like hurting my life!"

That voice was more terrifying than his figure, and such an empty venue made him shout out echoes.

I covered my ear with one hand and slapped it sideways.

Impartially, just slapped on his navel.

"Bang!"

The Gang Qi in my body collided with his murderous aura, and the huge vibration carried me back again and again.

There was almost no suspense in this palm.

Zhang Ertu was instantly beaten back to the prototype, and the whole person returned to normal size, lying on the ground side by side with the little Taoist.

I shook my numb arm and looked down at Zhang Ertu: "If you have something to say, you can't say it well, you have to do it, right?"

"Are you really treating me like a brute? Drag it up from below, and kill it if you say it?"

"*** Even if you kill pigs, you have to catch up with the New Year, right?"

At this time, there was a sudden sound of extremely dissatisfied anger from the hall.

"Ignore the Fatang, you should be punished!"

"Smack!"

He also threw out a token in a decent way, and it landed right at my feet.