Chapter Fifty-Eight: The Thorn Flower Adventure Team
Fox interrupted him and said, "Fatty, I'm weird, last time I drank with Avril, you couldn't let out a fart for a long time, how can you be so good today?"
The fat man scratched his head, smiled, and said, "I don't understand, anyway, as soon as I see Avril, I am so nervous that I feel like my heart is about to jump out of my chest, and I can't say a word!"
Hearing the fat man's explanation, everyone almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and they were stunned on the spot.
Cappono munched on bread and said indistinctly, "Are you still nervous when you see Avril later?"
The fat man frowned, hesitated for a while, and said, "Probably not!"
Robert patted him on the shoulder and said, "It's like going to masturbate and masturbate, and I'm always excited when I go." ”
Hearing Robert's "masturbation theory", the fat man blinked, felt that it made sense, looked at him, his eyes were full of expectation, and asked: "Then how can you masturbate without being nervous?"
Robert shrugged his shoulders and said, "Don't go and jerk, just!
When the fat man heard this, he almost squirted out a mouthful of old blood, and asked, "What if I can't help it and have to go and masturbate?"
Dekken interjected, "I have a way to take a deep breath before you, and then say, 'How fresh the air is, how beautiful the world is!'
The fat man did as he was told, and immediately felt that it was very effective, and he couldn't help but smile.
Seeing that everyone had almost eaten, Fox lit a cigarette for each of them and said, "Fatty, do you remember the plan I made for you last night?"
The fat man nodded, and said with a smile: "Director, how can you forget this? First of all, dress up brightly and blind......
Fawkes suddenly interrupted him and said, "Look at your hairstyle today, it's like a chicken nest on your head, it's not creative at all, you look at my hairstyle again." As he spoke, he reached out and touched his ponytail hairstyle.
Everyone looked at his hand, only to see Fox's ponytail draped over his back, combed with a shiny finish, not messy at all, and couldn't help but pat his ass.
Hearing the praise of everyone, Fox suddenly felt fluttering, he has always attached great importance to his hairstyle, and spends a lot of time on it every day, just to show off in front of everyone.
After listening to everyone's sycophants, Fox continued: "Only a hairstyle like mine can blind a girl's eyes, as for your hairstyle, hehe~~, I will be beaten by a girl later, don't ask why! After eating, go to my dormitory, and I'll make a new one for you!" After a pause, he continued: "What else?"
The fat man patted his stomach, the fat trembled for a while, and said: "Don't worry, I already memorized it last night, the second part is to invite her to eat hooves, as the so-called: "'Delicious men will owe debts, and delicious women will be fooled!' Haha~~, I ate my hooves, I am absolutely addicted, and I will drive her away in the future, she will not leave, haha~~!"
Fawkes spat out a smoke ring, nodded, and said, "What about the third step?"
The fat man said: "The third part is to take advantage of her inattention, put the small box in her pocket, and give her a second surprise!"
Fawkes nodded and said, "According to my analysis, although Avril is not wearing the ring you gave her now, I am absolutely sure that she must be curious in her heart: 'Huh, how can I have a ring in my pocket, and who is the person who gave me the ring?'
The fat man laughed so much that his mouth was about to crack his ears, and after a while, he said: "Then there is no need to say! When she saw me, she definitely couldn't stand this surprise, and then threw herself into my arms!haha~~!"
After laughing for a while, the fat man suddenly thought of something and said: "Director, you see that I am fat, and it is okay to suppress a handsome man, if I secretly give gifts, I guess ...... Estimate...... Hey~~!"
When Fox heard this, he immediately understood, thought for a while, and said, "That's it! You give me those two little boxes and the rabbit, and we'll send them to you!"
The fat man did as he was told, took out the two small boxes, handed them to Fawkes and Robert, and said with a grin: "Then please!"
After breakfast, everyone returned to the special enrollment dormitory building and entered the information dormitory together, only to see that everything in it was almost the same, the only difference was that a large mirror was hung on the wall, a chair was placed in front of it, and a small cabinet.
Fawkes took out the key, clicked, and opened the small cabinet, everyone was very curious, and they turned their heads to look, and couldn't help but gasp, and exclaimed in surprise, only to see that there were all kinds of haircut props inside, scissors, combs, curling irons, various potions, ointments...... In short, it is dazzling and has everything.
Seeing that everyone's eyes were full of surprise, Fawkes was quite proud and let the fat man sit in his chair.
As soon as the fat man sat down, he asked, "Director, I ......"
Fox interrupted him and said solemnly, "When I do my hair, please call me Mr. Tony!
When the fat man saw that he had instantly turned into Mr. Tony, he was immediately confused, and he didn't know what kind of medicine he was selling in his gourd?
Fox nodded, pointed to the fat man's hair in the mirror, and said: "From my professional point of view, your face shape belongs to the fat category, and the hair is soft, so the hair hangs down, and it looks very unenergetic, so first of all, start by changing your temperament, I recently saw a hairstyle, I think it is super suitable for you." As he spoke, he picked up a wool book, turned to the middle page, pointed to a person on it, and said, "Look, is this hairstyle super suitable for you?"
Everyone followed his fingers, and saw that Mao Shu was a woman who was somewhat similar to a fat man, dressed in inches, scratching her head, with a big explosive head on her head, and smiling very brightly.
When the fat man saw it, his eyes lit up, he nodded again and again, and said, "That's it!
Fox picked up the scissors, clicked a few times, made a few gestures in the air, and said: "This year's fashion trend is non-mainstream, and the explosion head is the non-mainstream among the non-mainstream, pull the wind, drag enough, don't explain!
Hearing Fox's words, the fat man only felt as if he was about to fly, and he wanted to run to Avril at once, and hurriedly urged him to do it quickly.
Fox was about to move the scissors, suddenly smelled a burst of smoke, turned his head to look, saw Capono smoking, couldn't help frowning, and said: "Mouse, please put out the cigarette, I will never allow the slightest distraction when I sit on the hairstyle!"
Capono grinned, snuffed out the cigarette butt, and said with a smile: "You are known to never leave the cigarette in your hand and the wine in your mouth! hehe~~!"
Fox said: "When I do my hair, I definitely don't smoke, this is called professional!"
Fox seemed to be cramping, waving the scissors, and after a moment, nodded his head, feeling quite satisfied.
Fawkes rummaged through the small cabinet for a while, took out a jar of unknown ointment, applied a thick layer on top of the fat man's hair, and then tied up the curling iron, and said solemnly: "Fat man, the following is the most important step, don't move, it'll be fine right away!"
Seeing Fox's commotion just now, the fat man felt very comfortable, shrugged his shoulders, and said, "It doesn't matter, whatever!"
As soon as the words fell, Fawkes suddenly set the fat man's hair on fire, only to hear a whirl, and a raging fire ignited on the fat man's head.
The fat man was only frightened, and with a scream of "ah~~", he wanted to stand up, but the flame only lasted for a moment before it was extinguished.
Suddenly saw the flame on the fat man's head, everyone was also startled, and then saw that the flame was extinguished instantly, and then they smelled the aroma of barbecue, you look at me, I look at you, and they all saw the confusion and incomprehension in the eyes of the other party.
Just when everyone was at a loss, Fox shouted: "That's it! Fatty, you go to the bathroom and wash off the ointment on your head!"
A moment later, the fat man came out of the bathroom, smiling and with an explosive head like a hedgehog on his head.
Seeing the appearance of the fat man, everyone gasped, only feeling that their heads were full of black lines.
Fawkes put away his tools, looked at his work again, nodded, felt quite satisfied, and said, "Pull the wind, it's enough to drag, don't explain!"
After the group left the dormitory, the fat man walked in front with his head held high, and the students around him looked sideways, looking at the fat man's eyes, full of shock.
"Look at that dead fat man, his head looks like it's been blown up!"
"It's like 2580,000 pulled, and I'll be beaten later, don't ask why!"
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After a few rounds, I came to the training hall of the Magic Branch.
Located next to the Magic Branch's teaching building, the training hall is a row of yellow brick and red tile bungalows, each rented by an adventuring team, with the name of the adventuring team written on the plaque on the lintel.
Everyone looked for the training hall one by one, until they found the fifth training hall, and when they looked up, they saw that the lintel was impressively written: "Thorn Flower Adventure Team!"
Everyone was overjoyed and rushed in, but at this time Avril and Loki had not yet arrived, and the training hall was empty.
Robert stepped through the door and saw that the training hall was about 100 square meters square, with cork boards on the floor and walls, and several dummies in the middle, one of which had a drawing on his head.
Robert was very curious, walked in and took a look, almost spurting out a mouthful of old blood, only to see that the face of the person on the picture was like a pig's head, red and swollen, a pair of colored eyes were bruised, the nose was crooked, two lines of nosebleeds flowed, the mouth was wide open, drooling, who else could it be if it wasn't what he looked like a few days ago?