Chapter 163: With this, anyone can have a daughter-in-law
Pei Jingyao was speechless for a while, and immediately pinched my left thigh with her right hand, and the painful Lao Tzu called her mother, but there was no way, I couldn't hide, I couldn't scream, I could only endure it, because I knew that she would definitely pinch more painfully if I did these actions.
"Men and women don't kiss, Yaoyao, how can you ......" Sichuan Qiang looked at Pei Jingyao and reached out to pinch me, so the moment she put her hand on my thigh, he couldn't help it, stepped forward, and directly took Pei Jingyao's hand down.
I pulled Pei Jingyao into my arms, turned around and looked up and said to Sichuan Qiang: "Brother Qiang, Yaoyao really didn't lie to you, we are really together, and I can bear you saying that I am skinny, and I can bear you saying that I am not as strong as you, but if you say that I am not as handsome as you, I have an opinion......"
"You...... You ......" He took a step forward angrily, and then raised his cuffs and swung his fist at me, I took Pei Jingyao and took a step back, and I didn't know if this Li Zhiqiang was really stupid or fake, he didn't react, he took the lead to return to the air, and the whole person fell to the ground with a 180-degree rotation.
Seeing this scene, all of us were stunned, and the killer of a thousand knives was still laughing out loud next to him, probably thinking that he was being ridiculed, he stood up again, and those eyes were like killing someone.
"Goo-goo-goo...... "Just when I thought he was going to beat me up today, a strange sound came out of his stomach, and then he almost fell off his seat with a laugh.......
No way, since he is here, and he is Pei Jingyao's "fiancΓ©", we can't treat him badly, no, I took out the pink phone that Pei Jingyao gave me on the spot and ordered six takeaways.
After putting down the phone, I looked at Li Zhiqiang and persuaded him in a good voice: "Brother Qiang, we are not ancient, we pay attention to the words of the matchmaker of our parents, we are a modern society, OPEN, do you understand?" Free love, didn't Yaoyao say it, she doesn't have feelings for you, why do you have to force her to go back with you? Just like you, this body, why do you have to have a reinforced girl chasing you behind you, don't hang yourself on a tree, turn around and see, you still have a forest. β
"No, I just want Yaoyao, Yaoyao is so good-looking, I must be happy to marry my father, Yaoyao, you can go back with me, let's go home and build a house, I will never let you suffer." Li Zhiqiang's temperament is very stubborn, he can't listen to what he says, and he wants to pull Pei Jingyao from my arms while talking, but fortunately, I was excited, and directly stuffed Pei Jingyao behind my back.
"Li Zhiqiang, what do you want me to say to you to understand, the two of us are really not suitable, I will promise you any other requirements, this is a bit of a no, I really have someone in my heart, I'm sorry......" Pei Jing wanted to stand behind me, and said with an unusually solemn expression.
After hearing this, Brother Qiang immediately said: "There is nothing that is inappropriate, it is appropriate to marry back, what is wrong with me, can't I change it?" β
I saw Pei Jingyao roll her eyes and said directly: "Where am I good, can't I change it?" β
Twenty minutes passed, and the two of them were still in a stalemate, until the takeaway brother called me at the door, I pulled Pei Jingyao out, and when I received the six takeaways, Pei Jingyao suddenly grabbed my arm, and then looked at me with a sinister face, and said to me with bloodshot eyes: "There is really no way, he can't blame me......"
I saw that she was about to jump off the wall, so I immediately protected my six takeaways with my hands, and said anxiously: "Hey, Yaoyao, we can't do this, killing people is a crime." β
She glanced at me and said, "Who said that he was going to kill someone, my mother will call and ask my father to withdraw from this marriage, and give him some face and really go to the house to expose the tiles, and my mother has never been afraid of anyone." β
In this way, she walked to the side talking to herself, took out her mobile phone and started to call, and I, to be honest, hadn't eaten for a day, and I was already hungry with my chest sticking to my back, so I walked in directly with the takeaway in my hand.
"Brothers, I'm eating, hey, Gu Bei, don't sleep, eat......" I rolled my eyes at Gu Bei, and then knocked lightly on the table, and then I picked up the chopsticks next to me dimly, and mechanically opened the lunch box and ate it.
Li Zhiqiang stood on the side and watched hungrily, but when I came over with a stool and a lunch box, he snorted like a child, and the expression on his face was like telling me that if you don't give Pei Jingyao to me, Lao Tzu will starve to death here today.
Of course, this threat has no effect on me, you love to die, don't die in front of me.
I put the stool on the ground fiercely, then put down the lunch box in my hand, looked up and said directly to Li Zhiqiang: "Hey, Brother Qiang, look at your dress, you don't have to marry Pei Jingyao, right?" It's that your family can't afford to marry a daughter-in-law at all, and it just so happens that you still have a baby parent, right? β
I see Li Zhiqiang in rags, but his body is quite clean, most of the ordinary peasants' fingers are black, but Li Zhiqiang's hands are extremely clean, if it weren't for the calluses on his hands, I even doubt that he is from the countryside, but his skills in pretending to be stupid are indeed first-class, and I was stunned just now.
"Don't look at me like this, after we turned around, you showed a smile, this kind of smile is not something that a simple and honest farmer can show, if you want to pick up a daughter-in-law for nothing, you can, but don't put your careful thoughts on Pei Jingyao, she is not suitable for you, if you really want to marry a daughter-in-law, I have a way." I slowly walked in front of Li Zhiqiang, clasped my hands, looked at it carefully, and then said.
As soon as I finished saying this, he immediately took my left hand anxiously and asked me what I could do.
I looked at him, pointed to the lunch box on the stool, and said, "I'll tell you when you're eating, and I promise you a beautiful daughter-in-law." β
He picked up the lunch box and devoured it, ate a box lunch and reached out to me to ask for it, one, two, even Guo Yongjia's share was given to him, he was still dissatisfied, and in the end there was no way, I ordered three more box lunches, which fed Li Zhiqiang.
"Well, okay, now you can tell me, how can I have a daughter-in-law?" Li Zhiqiang hadn't swallowed the food in his mouth yet, so he looked up at me and said, as he spoke, his hands were still wiping his trouser legs from time to time, I was wrong, I took back the sentence that he loved to be clean......
I glanced at Pei Jingyao, who was still talking on the phone outside the door, and then put my arm on Li Zhiqiang's shoulder, and told him to buy a bucket of white paint and a brush after he went back, and write a word on the wall next to his house, and then draw a big circle next to the word change, and then let him wait for his daughter-in-law to come to the door.
He looked at me suspiciously for a long time, then grabbed me by the collar and said viciously, "You are fooling me......"
"Hey, why am I fooling you, anyway, my words are here, if it doesn't work, Lao Tzu will personally tie Pei Jingyao and send it to you, how about it?" I took his hands and said angrily.
I saw Li Zhiqiang's two eyes dangling in the sockets for a while, and then he let go of my collar suspiciously and said, "So that's the case...... Hehe, brother, thank you, in fact, I don't like Yaoyao's dress so much, it's too exposed, what's that, then I'll leave if I'm fine, and I'll get married and drink happy wine when the time comes. β
After saying this, Li Zhiqiang picked up the hemp bag and walked past me.
Seeing that when he walked to the door, he waved his hand to Pei Jingyao, who was stunned, and immediately hung up the phone and came in to ask us what was going on.
While looking at his computer, he smiled obscenely: "Pretending to be a demolition household, defrauding a possible happy marriage, and the probability of this possibility is maintained at about 25 percent, I will give you an estimate, if that girl sues Sichuan for cheating marriage in the future, and you instigate the cheating marriage, at least two and a half years will have to go in, Brother Ze, what will you do then." β