Chapter 209: Bathing Turmoil
I didn't look back, just sighed softly, and said helplessly while starting the engine: "Ren Yun, you want me to say a few times, don't shoot me so hard every time, do you think you're shooting wild boars?" Also, please don't spray that bottle of perfume in the lounge the next time you get in my car, okay? ”
As soon as I said this, the hands were quickly retracted, and then, as soon as the car door opened and closed, Ren Yun, the little girl, rushed from my back seat to the passenger seat next to me.
"Oh, senior brother, you just take me with me, after the master disappeared, no one will take me to play anymore, otherwise, I promise to always be by your side, listen to your command, just ask you to take me out to play." Ren Yun said coquettishly.
I really can't do anything about her, under normal circumstances, she is with Lin Tian, even Lin Tian can't subdue her, once Lin Tian took me to the tropical forest to experience the wilderness life without her, and when we came back, she actually took advantage of the two of us to sleep, smeared with realgar powder all over our body, when we woke up, the whole room, as long as we could see the place, was all kinds of poisonous snakes, I think of it now.
I reluctantly twisted the key inserted in the keyhole, and when I saw the car driving slowly, Ren Yun immediately patted me on the shoulder with joy, and said with a big grin: "It's still senior brother who is good to me, that damn old man, I don't know where to play, and he doesn't take me, wait for him to come back, see if the old lady doesn't kill him." ”
I glanced at Ren Yun beside me and warned: "No matter what, Lin Tian hasn't accepted you yet, on a certain level, you also have a request for him, he can be corrected, and he has a good grasp of proportion." ”
Ren Yun waved his hand at me irritably, and said impatiently: "Okay, okay, let's not talk about the master, let's talk about you, I heard what you said below just now, you seem to have a good impression of that woman named Pei Jingyao?" It's really pretty...... But look at the dress...... Tut-tut, my brother, I always thought you would like gentle and lovely girls, but I didn't expect ......"
I was wrong, I was wrong from the beginning, bringing her on is undoubtedly bringing a Tang monk, compared to her, the annoyance of masturbation is not a big deal at all, okay?
"Uh, ahem, everyone has their own preferences, Lao Tzu likes to leak on the side, what? Do you have an opinion? I blushed, glanced in the rearview mirror, and whispered.
"No, no, no, where do I dare to have an opinion on you, not bad, a middle-aged old man like you who handles cases at a glance and has an inappropriate private life, it's good to have such a girlfriend, how about it, do you want me to teach you a little flirting skills? Make sure that woman makes you want to stop? ”
"What the hell, I'm a middle-aged uncle? Your senior brother is now in the prime of life, Lao Tzu is only twenty-four years old, what do you know about a seventeen-year-old girl? Still flirting sister, can you have this skill, why don't you bring a few boyfriends back? I can't bring back my boyfriend, I can barely accept it if you bring a girlfriend back, I've been single like this, and I have a wool profile with Lin Tian's old man, I know that you are a master-apprentice relationship, and I don't know that I think you are forgetting your New Year's love. I said angrily.
The corners of Ren Yun's mouth twitched, and after glaring at me viciously, she didn't say anything, turned her head and never paid attention to me again.
knew that this trick could make her quiet instantly, the relationship between her and Lin Tian was very ambiguous, how to say it, she was almost like Lin Tian's shadow, except for the two years when she was sent out and the current period, she stayed with Lin Tian every day, saying nothing, I think everyone in this world, including me, would not believe it.
That's it, in forty minutes, the first twenty minutes I listened to her chattering over there, and the next twenty minutes, the car was still very quiet, and after we arrived in Xizhen, I stopped the car at the entrance of Longhua Street according to the address, and then walked with Ren Yun to the door of the house called Huang Haitao.
"Senior brother, do you know the difference between Sherlock Holmes and Conan?" I just wanted to knock on the door, but Ren Yun said to me coldly.
I looked at her and asked, "Where?" ”
She grinned and pinched my ears, grimaced, and said, "What about Sherlock Holmes, where the dead go, where the dead go, Conan, where the dead go, I think, you are a combination of the two of them, so, you let me knock on the door, I'm afraid that if you knock on this door, their family members may all die." ”
I glanced at her angrily, although I was not convinced, but the fingers hanging in the air were slowly put down, yes, I don't believe in this superstition, but for the sake of insurance, let this little girl come.
"Knock knock...... Knock knock knock ......"
"Hey, is there anyone in there? Open the door for the old lady, hurry up and open the door...... Hey......"
At the beginning, it was okay, but I knocked on the door only three times, and there was no answer in the door, and the goods actually began to shout at the top of their voices, this Nima, now it's half past two in the morning, and the noisy neighbors came out of the window to abuse.
"Is there a Pu, shut up Lao Tzu, don't look at what time it is, get drunk and go crazy elsewhere......"
"What are you shouting, shouting souls...... Huang Laosan is not at home, go to the town of Shanghai Tianyu City to find it, so that people will not sleep? ”
My face was blue and purple for a while, this Ren Yun is good, just like a deaf person, I keep banging on the door, and when the shooting rises, I still kick with my feet, it seems that I really shouldn't have brought her here.
An egg flew directly above the two of us, and I pulled Ren Yun to leave from the side, and the egg hit the door panel of Huang Haitao's house.
When I returned to the car, I used my mobile phone to enter the words Haitian Bathing City, the map came out soon, not far from here, about five minutes away by car, most of the night to Bathing City, this is called Huang Laosan by the neighbors, but really good at playing......
Five minutes later, I parked the car at the gate of the bathing city, turned off the engine, tilted my head and said to Ren Yun: "Ahem, it's inconvenient for girls to go in here, just go alone, you wait for me in the car, if you see Huang Haitao coming out, control him." ”
"Cut, I haven't been to Ren Yun anywhere, no, you must take me to such a fun place, I don't care......" Ren Yun grabbed my arm and pouted coquettishly.
I've got a headache, a real headache, and it looks like I really shouldn't have brought her with me.
After a few minutes of stalemate with her, I realized that I couldn't talk to her at all, so I had to bite the bullet and lead her into this bathing city.
Not to mention, the scale of this Haitian bathing city is not small, as soon as you walk into the hall, it is steaming, on the left is the waiting area, and there are two reception ladies in the hall, who are not particularly good-looking, but they are not particularly ugly.
"Hello two, are you here to take a bath?" One of the receptionists stood at the counter with a smile on his face, looking at the two of us.
I coughed twice, and then pretended to say: "Yes, what can you do if you don't come to the bathing center to take a bath, hey, let me ask, is the third child here?" I made an appointment with him to wait here, it's three o'clock, why haven't you yet? ”
There is no backstage, who would open such a large-scale bathing center in this kind of place, so if I come up and say that I am a policeman and report the name Huang Haitao, not only will I not see him today, but I am afraid it will also cause a panic among the high-level personnel of this bathing center.
The waiter was slightly stunned and asked me if I was Huang Laosan, I nodded yes, and when I said yes, my eyes never left her huge little white rabbit.
After all, everyone who came here knew what they were here for, so they couldn't pretend to be too upright, not to mention, I made it clear to tell this woman that I was here to find Huang Laosan, and listening to the tone of his neighbors, it seemed that he was not at home at all, so his private life should be very chaotic, people gather by like, and things by groups, what I want to do now is to make this girl believe that I really came to find Huang Laosan, not to find the bad luck of this bathing center.
"It's a friend of the third brother, Xiaoxia, you take this gentleman to find the third brother, it's just ...... The young lady ......," the waiter said, turning to the other waiter.
Another waiter replied with an embarrassed face: "The third brother is in the big suite, he has just entered, and it is estimated that he will not be able to get out for a while, otherwise this is the case, sir, I will open a large private room next to the third brother for you, and then arrange two technicians to give the two of them a massage service first, and it is estimated that the massage is over, and the third brother is finished......
I nodded with satisfaction, then reached out and unknowingly took out two hundred yuan oceans from Ren Yun's bag and stuffed the money directly into the bottomless ravine, touching the waiter's arm, and said with a smile: "Come to my brother in a while, this is my brother's tip for you......"
The latter patted my chest coquettishly and said, "Brother, how bad are you......"
I winked at the girl, and then Ren Yun and I followed another waiter up to the seventh floor from the back elevator, and she arranged a room for us and let us wait in that room.
"Senior brother, we're here...... What is it for? Ren Yun was lying on the massage table and asked with a confused expression.
I raised my eyebrows and said obscenely, "I haven't had a big health care in my life, right?" Brother is here with you for great health care. ”