Chapter 97: The Crotch Smashing Inventor
The model's body only swayed for a moment, and then it was balanced!
However, before the audience had time to marvel and praise, the top tube attached to the rear wheel of the bicycle was erected and hit the crotch of the model at once!
[Awesome, I didn't expect it to really balance...... I'm going to do my word before I finish praising you and you're going to fix this dead place, ah, it hurts, it hurts, doesn't this just smash the crotch! 】
[Inventor, are you misogynistic, your invention is so targeted, yesterday I pinched Dingding, and today I smashed the bell tt. ] 】
[Quick, improve it, and make a man-only version.] 】
Jian Zhizhen watched quietly for a while and shook his head at the camera.
"I can't really improve this, I have taken into account important factors such as balance, safety, and lightness, and this is the most practical version I can do. Besides, what about sacrificing bells in times of danger? Isn't it more important than life?"
....... A bunch of ellipses on the screen.
Jian Zhizhen laughed angrily: "What are you speechless? Isn't it? Isn't life as important as sex? If you really think so, I'm speechless......
The audience here really thinks so:
[Life is short, be happy in time, the crotch thing is one of the great joys of life. 】
[I'll just say it bluntly, it's fun to come and see your invention, in fact, we are rare to see an industrial beauty like you, and we come to see your face and figure. If you show your legs and wear a low-cut outfit, you're guaranteed to make more money than you do now. 】
[If I had such a beautiful girlfriend as an anchor, I would be willing to live a few years less. 】
The smile on Jian Zhizhen's face slowly fell.
She remembered that this plane was like this.
Entertain to death, don't take anything seriously, moral, ethical, bottom line...... You can all laugh at it.
Only pursue all kinds of low-end pleasures, bloody and violent sensory stimulation, rubbing/side/sex/stabbing/exciting......
Not to mention that she can open a yellow tone to an engineering anchor who emphasizes beauty everywhere, even to female corpses, they can.
The extreme sports anchor just escaped death, and instead of rejoicing for him, they felt "boring".
However, the audience of "Love in All Worlds" are all advanced human beings who have enjoyed 12 years of compulsory education in the 23rd century.
Their thoughts are much more normal, and they are all upset about Jian Zhizhen:
[lzyct: Ahhh Although there are Puxin men like Li Nanyan, most of them are masculine and polite, and they will not be casually open to women! 】
[Yiting: The people over there are really no lower limit! ] Call Qin Shen, your family Zhenzhen is being offended! Your G institution quickly researched the dual-time and space-time network interoperability, let us go over and reason with them, and let them feel the civilization of 12 years of compulsory education! 】
[Zhu Sudi: Zhen Zhen is a skill, but only pays attention to her face and figure, which is really short-sighted. At the same time, it also made me realize that it is not easy for beautiful women to live, and how much ability they have, others will ignore it and only pay attention to their appearance. 】
[Spring breeze never sleeps: Zhenzhen, don't broadcast it, it doesn't matter if you win or not, the right to divide the house is useless to you and Qin Shen, if you feel offended, you can interrupt it immediately, don't suffer such grievances! ] 】
Jian Zhizhen thought the same way.
simply didn't say a word, and directly turned off the live broadcast.
Then I glanced at how much I was earning today.
It's only been a half-day live broadcast, but it's higher than yesterday's day's income, with more than 3,000 coins.
I don't know what other guests are doing now. new
So, Jian Zhizhen went back to the room to watch someone else's live broadcast.
In Zhou Sui's live broadcast room, the number of people has doubled compared to yesterday.
Jian Zhizhen took a look at the popular science of the audience of "Love in All Worlds" and realized that it was because of the ghost story told by Zhou Sui yesterday, which happened to be stuck in the most exciting place.
The audience on both sides was anxious to wait for the update, so many people came to see it early in the morning.
The more people come, the more people will be automatically recommended.
But it's a pity that the guest money-making task ended in just three days.
Otherwise, Zhou Sui will make a long serial, and the audience will accumulate more and more in the future, and maybe he can become a rich man here with his talent.
Xu Qiuyuan is still teaching cooking today, and the number of people has increased a bit.
She was making a dessert called "Inlaid Bean Candy" today.
This dessert is an intangible cultural heritage of China, with a square sugar, and there will be auspicious words when you cut it.
The principle of inlays, just like the principle of making a patterned bread, is very simple to imagine.
However, the material used in "inlaid bean candy" is not flour, but maltose, and if the hand speed is not accurate and fast enough, and the sugar dries up, it is impossible to inlay the characters into it.
Xu Qiuyuan is now just doing the step of embedding.
Jian Zhizhen looked at the crystal clear sugar in the picture, and knew that there was something delicious tonight, happy!
She continued to brush down and came to Li Nanyan's live broadcast room.
Li Nanyan is still singing like yesterday, and the number of people has increased slightly.
Jian Zhizhen stayed for two seconds and then brushed away, and the next one was Zhai Qinghe.
Zhai Qinghe was also singing and dancing unremarkably.
Brush away, and the next one is Li Ze.
Li Ze sings at the show, and as long as the fans give him a tip, he will use the fans' names to create a song.
brushed away, and finally found Qin Yubai.
Qin Yubai still didn't show his face today, but he had a lot of people in the live broadcast room, the most among all at present.
Jian Zhizhen looked at it carefully for a while and understood.
It turned out that Qin Yubai participated in an e-sports competition yesterday and reached the finals in one day.
There is still a star e-sports player on the other side, and there are naturally many people watching.
There is also a prize fund of 10,000 coins in this competition, and if he can get the prize money, it will definitely be the first of the day.
Just as the game was in the heat of the day, the opposing players were obviously overwhelmed.
There were a lot of concessions on the barrage immediately:
[Can the other side let me?] If our little K loses this game, he will fall out of the top 10 in the world. 】
Qin Yubai's indifferent voice came, "No."
[Please, my little K has won 99 games in a row, please don't break his record.] 】
"No, for the sake of my eldest lady, I have to win today."
The character operated by Qin Yubai called himself "Miss" in his lines.
So everyone thought he wanted to fight for this game character, but they didn't think of anything else.
But Jian Zhizhen's ears slowly became a little hot......
After Qin Yubai finished saying "For the sake of the eldest lady", he never responded to those people again, and continued to compete seriously.
The barrage of "Love in All Worlds":
[Anwu's dog: Qin Shen was not such a competitive person, why did he want to win so much today? Isn't it what I guessed? 】
[Su Changzhao: It should be what you guessed. Qin Shen doesn't want to be a threesome anymore, it's more reliable to control the right to divide the room in his own hands, or it's better to live in the same room without being disturbed. 】
[Not allowed to be astringent/batch: I take the liberty of asking, where do you recharge v for this show, I want to see Bai Bai and Zhen in the same room. (I don't mean to be astringent, I'm just supervising the two of them not to mess around.) [Compliance with Laws] [Civilization] [Study hard])]
[Wan Shenghai: Qin Yubai's thoughts are revealed! ] If you really live in the same room, you won't bully our family, right? Damn it! I'm going to recharge V too! I'm going to oversee him! 】
Jian Zhizhen saw that someone actually questioned Qin Yubai for bullying her, and couldn't help but respond on the tuba: "Don't talk nonsense."
Hmph, I won't bully her in vain!
It's all just her to bully him!
Many viewers felt that Jian Zhizhen's reply was a bit familiar......