Leng Ao's back stiffened.

Luo Xiaoqiang: What are you doing here? Tell him the fable of "The Farmer and the Snake"?

Although I don't know why she is telling the allegory, it should be out of the way.

As long as it's not a joke.

Because he is cold and arrogant, his own personality is not only not cold and arrogant, but also has a very low laugh.

In the past, when I was in training camp, people told jokes, and as soon as he said the first word, he started laughing.

No matter how bad the joke is, he can laugh at it.

So he was really afraid that Luo Xiaoqiang would tell him jokes, and he was afraid that he would collapse his character.

Seeing that he was motionless, Luo Xiaoqiang thought that he was listening carefully to what he was saying, so he continued, "The kind-hearted farmer took the snake in his arms and melted it with his own body heat."

She paused deliberately, and her voice changed from the previous steadiness to a distinct smile: "The next day, the farmer came here and put up a sign. It reads: It is forbidden to defecate on the side of the road."

Leng Ao: "......"

Oh my God! It's really a joke! And it's funny!

Help me! What to do! I really want to laugh!

No way! Can't laugh! Maintain the character! Leng Ao, hold it back for me!

To be the first person in this love drama who does not collapse from beginning to end!

Luo Xiaoqiang didn't need to hold back, sat on the bed next to her and pounded the bed and laughed: "Hahahaha...... Why don't you laugh? Don't you understand? Hahaha...... That snake is actually a poop that has been frozen......

Leng Ao is really uncomfortable to death.

He gritted his teeth, pinched his thighs fiercely, and kept replaying in his mind all the sad things he had experienced since he grew up, the things of social death, and the knotted intestines that he regretted when he thought about it.

Finally held back.

[Twilight in the world: Why do I feel cold and arrogant and trembling? Is it my delusion? 】

[Cha Nuo: Is this old joke that makes him angry?] So he was shivering? 】

[Little Hey Meow: Why didn't he take off the hoodie and hat in the room? I really want to see what kind of expression he has. 】

[Bingsa: I don't know if he takes a hat when he sleeps? Can you do a live broadcast tonight, I really want to watch it! 】

Luo Xiaoqiang finally stopped laughing, took a deep breath to calm down, stood up, and said to Leng Ao seriously, "Your emotions have not fluctuated, it may be a manifestation of emotional apathy."

"......" Leng Ao wanted to refute, but he was afraid that he would laugh out loud as soon as he opened his mouth, so he didn't speak.

Luo Xiaoqiang patted him on the shoulder and stabilized him: "It's okay, since everyone is so destined to come to the same show, I will tell you jokes every day in the future, and slowly you can feel the emotional changes."

"......" Leng Ao's thigh that had just been pinched by himself ached faintly.

Then, Luo Xiaoqiang really started telling him jokes again.

Leng Ao continued to pinch his thighs.

He could only pray that the half hour of the live broadcast would pass quickly, and then he could lock himself in the bathroom, turn the faucet up to the maximum, and drown out his wild laughter with the sound of water.

Otherwise, I really can't have this thigh.

On Qin Yubai and Jian Zhizhen's side, there were also a lot of onlookers.

It was the second time that the two had been in the same room after months of separation.

I really want to kiss and hug now, but Qin Yubai knows that he is still live broadcasting, so he is very restrained.

I have to do something healthy and uplifting first, and get through this half hour.

Soon he thought about it.

The math problem he carefully invented when he was a teenager has not been explained clearly to Jian Zhizhen until now.

The atmosphere is so good today, I just happened to talk to her.

So Qin Yubai walked to the desk and sat down, took out a pen and paper, and began to write the calculation steps of that question.

The problem was super difficult, and he wrote formulas and drew diagrams, slowly filling the whole paper.

Jian Zhizhen was on the other side, concentrating on sorting out his luggage for more than 20 minutes.

Now that I'm done cleaning up, I look back and see that Qin Yubai is writing,

Then he walked up behind him and asked, "What are you doing?"

Qin Yubai had just finished writing, raised his head and said to Jian Zhizhen seriously, "I'll teach you that question."

Jian Zhizhen narrowed his eyes dangerously and stared at him silently for two seconds.

Every time that question is mentioned, the little book of grudges in her heart has to be added again.

How could he just hold on? Why didn't I see him so insistent on other things?

"Okay, I'll see." The next second, she reached for the paper.

After carefully reading each step, Jian Zhizhen suddenly laughed casually.

This smile fell on Qin Yubai's ears, and he always felt full of ridicule.

He got up from his chair and leaned over to look, "What are you laughing at? What's wrong with me?"

Jian Zhizhen leaned on the table, stared at him with his head raised slightly, and smiled without speaking.

Qin Yubai stared at his steps and looked at them several times, but found no mistakes.

He really didn't understand why Jian Zhizhen was laughing, so he simply asked her directly, "What was wrong with me?"

Jian Zhizhen bent his eyebrows, raised his head slightly to look at him, and was very close: "You're right, I just want to laugh at you, can't you?"

"......" Qin Yubai couldn't do anything with her, his eyes were facing each other for a long time, and he sighed helplessly, "Okay."

[Xiao Ye: Help, good pet!! Ahhhh 】

[Xianyun tricks: Control the sisters, the two of them are the love brains of the first scholars, and the love brains of the first are not good! ] Come and download a few college entrance examination questions from our Zhenzhen support station, calm down! 】

[Xiao Ah Qiao: Sister Zhen Zhen is really good at it, and one of the most effective tricks to make the boy you like want to stop is to question his interests and strengths.

For example, if the boy you have a crush on likes sneakers, you can question whether his shoes are fake, and he will be able to tell you how to distinguish real shoes from fake shoes for three days and three nights.

If you watch a handsome guy play on the basketball court, you question his bad skills, and he can show you a fancy slam dunk on the spot.

If you like a scholar, you can question him for not solving the problem well, and he can press your head and let you listen to him several times again until you understand.

This kind of hatred can be remembered for a lifetime.

My boyfriend is a veterinarian, and I deliberately questioned his ability to break eggs in order to get his attention, and since then his biggest hobby has been to catch stray cats and dogs and sterilize them. Every time I finish it, I have to take a picture of the bell that has been removed to show me, and ask me if I have improved my craft, and I am really grateful.

However, this is only one of the small tricks, and you need to be sure, and you can't deliberately raise the bar every day. Sister Zhenzhen's mouth is also very sweet, and people are also very good at coaxing, so as to achieve a degree of relaxation and free retraction. 】

[Bai Xihe: I have learned, I have learned! Thank you observers! But the time is coming! Luo Xiaoqiang also told jokes for half an hour, Zhen Xiang Dabai saw Qin Yubai do twelve or five minutes of questions, and Jian Zhizhen packed his luggage for twenty-five minutes! It took less than five minutes to send the candy! You can't deal with the audience like that! 】

It's not just the audience that looks at the progress bar.

Qin Yubai also remembered the time in his heart.

He quietly looked at Jian Zhizhen, and slowly there was only her soft breath in his senses, and every moment of the rest of the time was torment.

Finally, the countdown in his mind was over.

He jerked out his hand, and she hugged her into his arms, which was close at hand.

The live stream was interrupted just at this second.

[Chi Ting: Ahhhh Apple, what's going on with you! 】

[Su Changzhao: It seems that I saw Qin Shen staring at Zhen Zhen and swallowing saliva! ] 】

[Ango's dog: I seem to see the two of them kissing together!] Overtime! Give us overtime! 】

[The spring breeze never sleeps: curse your apple staff to watch romance in the future, and they are stuck every day!! 】