Chapter 1: Beauty, let me help you heal it
"Master, I'm only seventeen years old, I'm still a minor, how can you ruthlessly drive me down the mountain?"
"Tomorrow is your boy's eighteenth birthday, it's time to go out and explore."
"Master, your heart is too ruthless!"
"Hey, I have been cultivating immortals for a hundred years, and I have only practiced the ninth layer of qi, and you have already practiced the ninety-ninth layer of qi, and I really have nothing to teach you as a teacher!"
On the top of Kunlun Mountain, in front of a dilapidated wooden house, an old man with a childish face looked at the young man in front of him helplessly.
The young man scratched the back of his head and said seriously: "Then, why don't you sort out your cultivation experience and pass it on to the master, so that the master can catch up with the apprentice as soon as possible?" ”
When the old man heard this, his face turned red instantly, and he jumped up angrily, kicked the young man out, and said angrily: "You kid hurry up and roll me down the mountain!" ”
As he spoke, he went back to the grass hut angrily, snapped, and closed the wooden door!
The whole thatched hut shook and almost collapsed on the spot!
The young man immediately shouted, "Master, I'm going down the mountain, do you have to tell me who my parents are?" ”
"Ten years ago, I made a marriage contract with the old man of the Zhou family, you take the marriage book, go to the Zhou family in Goose City, and marry Zhou Ruoxue, the second lady of the Zhou family, that girl is born with a cold physique, only your innate Yang Yuan can solve it, calculate the time, and it is almost the day of the attack."
"And your seven senior sisters, I haven't seen them for so many years, they miss you very much, you can go and see them when you have time!"
"As for your life experience, when you will open up the branches and leaves of my Kunlun Mountain, the teacher will naturally tell you!"
"There is one last thing, it is related to your little life, your kid is too demonic, heaven does not allow it, there will be a catastrophe in the future, if you want to break the catastrophe, the only way to find the only pure yin body in the world, you are the fate of the mandarin duck butterfly......"
The old man's voice floated from the grass house, and at the same time, a marriage certificate and a dragon-patterned jade pendant flew from the crack in the door and landed steadily in Ye Fei's hand.
Ye Fei grabbed the marriage book and the jade pendant, solemnly kowtowed three times on the ground, and said reluctantly: "Master, don't worry, I will come back in a few years, and then I will pass on my cultivation experience to you, so that you can catch up with the pace of the apprentice as soon as possible." ”
"Eight lambs, get out of here!"
"Gotcha!"
At the foot of Kunlun Mountain is a national highway, and not far away, there is a small town noodle restaurant.
Ye Fei grew up on Kunlun Mountain since he was a child, and occasionally went down the mountain, that is, to take a stroll in the nearby town, he didn't know where the goose city was, he planned to stop a passing vehicle and ask for directions, but unfortunately no one was willing to stop.
So he came to the noodle shop, ready to eat first.
The noodle restaurant is not big, but the business is good, it is actually full, Ye Fei glanced at it, and found that there were two big beauties sitting at a table, and it seemed that they could barely squeeze in and sit alone.
So he immediately stepped forward, sat down in front of a younger beauty, and asked for a bowl of beef noodles.
The two beauties glanced at him, didn't say anything, and buried their heads in eating noodles!
Soon Ye Fei's bowl also came up, and he finished it in a few minutes, and beckoned the boss to prepare to settle the bill!
The boss is a middle-aged uncle with a big belly, and said with a smile:
"Eighteen yuan, would you rather scan the code or cash?"
"Cash!"
Ye Fei didn't have a mobile phone at all, he stood up and put his hand in his pocket and was ready to take out the money, but the next second, he was stunned.
When I went down the mountain, I was in such a hurry that I didn't ask the master for money at all.
He doesn't have a dime in his pocket!
This...... It's embarrassing!
"No money?"
The boss was well-informed, and immediately saw Ye Fei's hypocrisy, and immediately his face sank, and he said angrily: "Boy, eat the overlord meal, believe it or not, I called the police to arrest you?" ”
Could it be that on the first day of going down the mountain, you have to squat because of eating the overlord meal?
The two beauties at the same table also looked at Ye Fei in surprise.
Ye Fei smiled awkwardly and said, "No, there is still some noodle soup here, it can't be wasted, I'm going to check out after I finish drinking!" ”
"Humph!"
The boss snorted coldly, and didn't leave, just staring at Ye Fei here, making it clear that he didn't believe Ye Fei's words!
Just when Ye Fei had nothing to do, the two beauties at the same table stood up, one of the older young women in her early thirties, glanced at Ye Fei, took out a red ticket of one hundred and handed it to the boss, and said lightly:
"Count me in, don't look for it!"
The boss happily took the money, and then let Ye Fei go!
Ye Fei was immediately overjoyed, it seems that he is handsome and useful, he can really be eaten at a critical moment!
"Thank you, sister beauty!"
Ye Fei immediately thanked this beautiful young woman with an extraordinary temperament and a proud figure.
This was also the first time he looked at this young woman with his eyes, and suddenly a touch of surprise flashed in his eyes - this beautiful woman is sick, and the illness is not light!
"No!"
The beautiful young woman said lightly and left directly.
Another beautiful woman followed, and the two got into a blue Maserati president parked at the door.
Ye Fei is not a person who can't be saved when he sees death, not to mention that this beauty also helped him out of the siege!
So, he immediately chased after him with an arrow, pulled the car door, and got in!
The beautiful young woman in the back seat and the beautiful woman in the posture were stunned, and then the beautiful woman in the back seat said angrily: "Bastard, what do you want to do?" Get down to me now, or I'll call the police!" ”
Ye Fei looked at the beautiful young woman in the back seat with a serious face, pointed to her chest and said, "Beauty, let me help you rub it, otherwise something will happen." ”