Chapter 23: I Really Can't Say It (The Alliance Leader Reverses the Glass and Adds Changes*5)

"Hello! May I ask you ...... Sister Bai Yan? ”

Miss Witch, who thought that no one knew what she had done to the cat, had just come out of the grove and suddenly became a little furious when she found that she was suddenly surrounded by people in front of her.

However, Miss Witch's habitual expressionless face, as well as the high-class face that she was born with, made her expression not seem to fluctuate at all.

"Yes...... Target. ”

Unlike when she sucks a kitten, her voice to outsiders has always been very flat and indifferent.

It's just that......

Miss Witch's heart is far from being as calm as her expression becomes.

......???

What happened?!

Why am I being fenced off!

I...... I sucked a in the grove and they found out?

Breaking school rules? Detrimental to customs?

Just when Miss Witch was extremely confused, I only heard the classmates who came up next to her come up and said very enthusiastically,

"That senior sister! I saw your photos and videos on the school forum and I thought you were super cool! ”

"Yes, yes. It's so cool, so cold, but it's so gentle to cats!! ”

What forum?

What photos, videos?!

What kind of coldness, and what kind of gentleness?

Who? Who are you talking about?

Miss Witch was now confused.

She felt that she was suddenly surrounded by so many people, and she felt that the pressure was not ordinary.

She squeezed as many words out of her mouth as she could, and from this she made up a sentence,

"Explain, can you?"

"Okay! Senpai! ”

"Even asking questions is so cold!! Loved, loved! ”

❀(o´ω`o)ノヽ(o°ω°o)❀

“……”

Finally, under some nonsense explanations, the witch lady understood the cause and effect of the incident.

Her speech in the auditorium and the scene of eating in the cafeteria yesterday afternoon were videotaped, photographed, and uploaded to the school forum, which attracted wide dissemination and attention.

"We are members of the Bai Xuejie Support Association.

Senpai! Come on for the mock exams! We will go to the site to observe and test to support you! ”

ヾ(◍°∇°◍)ノ゙!!!

“……”

Although I understand what kind of group they are and why they know themselves, ...... She couldn't understand what was going on in the process between the cause and the effect!

What a supporter!

What to watch and support!

She......

When Miss Witch was already at a loss, these girls who were familiar and very sunny, and had been standing at the front to communicate with her, threw away the bomb again.

"To sum up, senior sister, we are obsessed with you! We're all your fans! ”

"Then, we are the representatives that everyone elected.

It is...... I want to ask the senior sister, can you give an SNS contact information! Or a school forum account! E-mail number! Anything goes! Signed photos are certainly better!

Your faithful believers need you, Senior Sister Bai! ”

“……”

This......

Listening to the warm and polite request of these people, seeing their eyes sparkle and almost write the word 'want' on their faces, Miss Witch, who thought she was a combination of negativity and darkness, felt that she was about to be purified by that dazzling light.

What to do......

I can't really say anything about the fact that I don't have a mobile phone, let alone any SNS software!

(ノДT)

Miss Witch, who thinks she has received harsh training, only now realizes that there are still words that she can't say anyway!

Helpless, the witch lady who wanted to escape directly in a hurry, stiffened her head to restrain her instinct to dodge, and finally squeezed out a sentence to them with a straight face,

"Testing requires serious training."

Students: (*◎v◎*), please, please

(ノД`)……

"But...... You can put ...... If you want to add my friend's social media number, leave it for me, and I'll add you when I rest at night. ”

"Yay!! Long live Senpai!! Thank you, senior sister! ”

Looking at the happy appearance of a group of young girls walking away, Miss Witch suddenly felt that her strength to go to school today was exhausted.

"Senior sister! Here's how we can get in touch with all of us! We actually ...... It's been ready for a long time! ”

Σ(⊙▽⊙“a……

Then, a man and a cat watched this group of lively teenagers and girls walk away.

"Cats, humans, turned out to be ...... Such a terrifying creature? ”

Cat: Actually, in the eyes of cats, you are far more terrifying than those self-cooked.

"But...... Inexplicably, this feeling seems to be still ...... Not bad, cat. ”

"Turns out, is this what it feels like to be liked by others? Cats.

The likes of family members and passers-by...... It feels so different. ”

It's a sense of identity and integration.

In her heart, the cat silently said this word for Miss Witch that she felt for the first time, but had longed for it for so long that she didn't know how to describe it.

"And cats, I feel that there is another thought in my heart that 'they must not be disappointed'."

"Obviously, without them, I can't fail this teaching group test."

The cat didn't expect that letting Miss Witch struggle by herself could produce such a good butterfly effect.

This is him, and no matter what, he can't replace Miss Witch to taste the growth of experience.

It's okay, it's okay, I held back from the beginning.

Looking at the pestle in place now, silently looking at the direction of the teaching building and smirking, the unpleasant torment in the school during this time instantly turned into a happy candy.

o(* ̄▽ ̄*)o~

But after all, the cat still underestimated the excitement of the autistic witch after gaining recognition for the first time.

After a few more minutes of pause, she lifted the cat and walked in the opposite direction from the school building under his surprised gaze.

Miss Witch resolutely went to the library.

And it's the latest magazine section of the library that surprises the cat.

Her gaze quickly swept over the magazine, and then locked on a magazine called "Hot Sellers of the Month and New Smartphone Recommendations".

“……”

No way! Sister! Is that what you're here to do in the library!!

The cat helplessly took its tail to support its forehead, and then sighed.

Oh my stupid daughter!

- A smartphone that can be used even in dungeons!

——The most cost-effective, annual sales champion!

- Classic Retro Feelings Limited Edition!

A magazine is a magazine, and the title of each big cover is very eye-catching.

But...... The actual function, that's it.

A sturdy, camera phone that can also be used in the dungeon.

Because there is no network signal in the dungeon, even if you bring a mobile phone, you can only use it as a ...... Unsturdy slabs and bricks to use.

For the above various fireproof, waterproof, anti-collision gimmicks, cats and cats are disdainful.

The price is 8799, pass it!

And the mobile phone, which is known as retro feelings, is indeed very retro.

Because it makes cats look extremely nostalgic.

If I have to describe it, it's probably what the original smartphone looked like.

Large, but not outrageous, screen, and a home button that still sounds good.

Although the chip and various configurations are some kind of magic high-tech products, they look very charming.

But...... Looking at the price of 28999, Maomao still thinks that Miss Witch will just buy the best-selling or the latest mobile phone.

It's just that all of this is the inner evaluation of the cat reading the magazine, and it will not affect the real purchase action of Miss Witch.

Mobile phones are completely unfamiliar to Miss Witch.

She had no one to contact, let alone any friends.

As for the need for internet access......

For Miss Witch, who is obsessed with the ocean of knowledge every day, it is an unneeded existence.

The knowledge she needs can be answered by reading books.

And if you can't get the answer in the book, you can't find any useful solution in the computer in the school library.

At this point, Miss Witch doesn't think that the Internet is a necessity for her at all, and she doesn't care about anything on it.

Apart from...... Leaderboards updated by year and month.

It's just that as she discovered that she was not talented, she gradually resisted touching this aspect of the content.

To sum up, as a novice on the Internet and a novice in electronic products, Miss Witch is full of confusion after seeing these high-end products.

This emotion, which is consistent with the insecurity in reality, leads to a sense of excitement when she sees the smartphone that she has in her memory of seeing her old friend who has been absent for many years.

Only...... It's up to you!

After making a decision, and checking the popular contemporary social software and how to use it, Miss Witch quickly grabbed the cat and trotted all the way to the teacher's office.

Today, until the test, the schoolwork is to grind in with the team and train, and as a solo team, Miss Witch naturally does not have the burden of attending.

After explaining the situation to Teacher Liu Ge in the office and reporting her pseudo-training plan at home in detail, she successfully left the school with her schoolbag.

Merely......

Teacher Liu Ge never thought that Miss Witch, who had been a good student all her life, would go straight to the mobile phone store after she became bad, and the first thing she did when she left the school was to go straight to the mobile phone store, ready to open the door to sin.

Pushing open the door of the store, Miss Witch pointed to the most conspicuous 'nostalgic mobile phone' on the billboard and said to the clerk menacingly,

"Hello, I want this phone."

Cat: (ΩДΩ)!!

Bai Yan!! Wake up!! What are you doing!?

But a kitten is just a kitten after all, so what can he do?

He could only watch Miss Witch buy this mobile phone, watch Miss Witch get another beautiful phone card under the promotion of the clerk, and watch Miss Witch swipe the card calmly.

Looking at the amount of money on the POS machine, Mao Mao has a new understanding of Miss Witch.

She is a stupid rich woman who has an absolutely wrong understanding of the concept of money because she basically doesn't spend money!

Sister, raise me!

Oh, it looks like she's raising me now.

That's fine.

In this way, under the tired complaining of the cat, the witch lady who bought the mobile phone returned home happily.

Wipe the phone, apply the film, and insert the mobile phone card with a sense of ceremony.

Download the social software IINS and register an account.

The name of the account is called ...... Bai Yan.

Cat: (ΩДΩ)?!

Hey, hey, hey!

Are you filling out a personal information questionnaire?

Who would register an ID with their real name in the virtual network world!

Asuna?

The cat felt that her surprise today was enough for Miss Witch to make a year's emoji.

Unlike Maomao, who mourns in silence for the solid witch who has just stepped into the Internet, Miss Witch is as serious and excited as if she has stepped into a new world.

Publish dynamic settings......

Visible to everyone, only the last three days are shown.

Yo West.

So, it should be OK, right?

Miss Witch is a little proud of her witty and wise choice.

Now that you have registered a social account, then ...... Sure enough, I should have posted something or something, right?

"Hmmm......"

Flipping through the default recommended news on the homepage, Miss Witch looked around the room, but for a moment her eyes were locked on the cat.

Cat:......?

What are you looking at me for?

In this brief glance of only two blinks, the cat noticed something unpleasant.

The cat launches the skill to escape.

The agility is much lower than that of Miss Witch, and the cat fails to escape.

Cat Cat is captured by Miss Witch.

Cat Cat is put on a bunny skirt by Miss Witch.

The cat is held down by Miss Witch and photographed.

The photo of the cat's humiliation was sent to the circle of friends by Miss Witch with an excited face.

“……”

I hate !!

o(╥﹏╥)o!!

How could there be such a thing that loses conscience!

Reincarnated into a cat with seven times the reaction speed of humans, but it ended up losing in agility!

And no matter how hard he tries, he can't keep up with Miss Witch's agility increase speed.

Pikachu Legion...... You're Daddy's expectation!

Whether Daddy can revive the family style or not depends on you, Pikachu!

……

In the next 10 minutes, that is, the time when Miss Witch was adding friends at turtle speed, the number of likes on the photo of the cat wearing a small skirt has exceeded 200, and the number of likes is increasing exponentially over time.

Cat, cat, pawn.

Some indelible black histories have been left on the Internet forever.

The internet has a memory.

Cats know this.

Therefore, he has written down this feud, and he will definitely make the initiator of this time, Miss Witch, pay a terrible price.

After adding friends one by one and politely saying hello, Miss Witch put down her phone and prepared to start today's training diligently.

She got up and stretched.

The stretched arms and straight waist make her look extra exquisite.

"Woo~ comfortable."

The feeling of relaxation brought by the stretch couldn't help but make the witch squint her eyes and moan.

After taking stock of the training she needed to do later, Miss Witch turned to the cat and said:

"Now, cat, you can train too!"

"I know you're very strong, you're completely different from me, and you need special training to level up quickly.

Well...... If you have any needs, you can find a way to tell me and I will do my best to accommodate you! ”

Miss Witch held the cat's face and made a serious promise to him.

"But lately, I can only ask you to do some small training at home.

After graduating from high school, I should be able to try to apply for a dungeon master's license!

When it's time for the cat, you explore your area, and I'll start from the first layer and slowly tackle it! Hey! ”

╭(╯^╰)╮!

Listening to Miss Witch's words, the cat decided to rub her twice and stop slapping her with her ass.

The cat said, for your sake, I won't report this account on the spot today.

Anyway, it's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years.

He endured it!

Because it is close to the school test, the training content of Miss Witch's daily quest has also been arranged by the cat to favor the magic side.

Although Miss Witch's magic capacity has been greatly expanded by Cats, her MP recovery of only 3 points per second still makes him worry about the problem of protracted battles.

Most magicians, when the blue bar is cleared, will face the dilemma of dizziness or even fainting.

This is a taboo among taboos for Miss Witch who wants to level up alone.

Therefore, when approaching the actual combat test that cannot reveal the true strength, it is still very necessary to temporarily strengthen the magic skills like cramming.

Although, the process is exciting and tiring for Miss Witch.

While the witch was working hard, the cat used her newly invented 'probe' magic to find the Juggernaut who didn't know where to work in the house.

"Juggernaut."

The cat suddenly sprang out of the shadow under the table.

Poof-

As the sound of the teacup collapsing, Lin Du took a deep breath, twitched the corners of his mouth and said to the cat that suddenly appeared under his feet,

“…… Can you not pop out of nowhere and leave some movement? ”

"Next time, next time."

Since the last time the Juggernaut discovered that he was hiding in the shadows, the cat had learned from the pain and conducted a special training on his concealment ability.

If the ability is not enough, the buff will make up.

The smell disappears, the magic fluctuates disappears, the movement is silent, and the silent gaze ...... After waiting for the buff to be put on, sure enough, this concealment operation was successful!

( ̄▽ ̄)/All right!

There are too many spells that need to be released at the same time in the original 'Concealment', and after a while of research, a Pro Max version can be made, and it can be launched against Miss Witch.

An assassin who doesn't want to be a swordsman is not a good magician.

In order to cultivate his own master of the shadow stream, the cat is very serious!

Seeing that the cat suddenly bubbled and didn't speak, just stared at a place in a daze, the Sword Master was really a little 'unbearable', he suppressed his urge to smoke the black stuffed creature, and asked him,

"What's the matter with you?"

Generally speaking, cats don't talk to him unless it's something, and it's probably not a simple good thing.

Only this time, the cat's answer was beyond the expectations of the Sword Master.

"I'd like to ask you some questions."

When there is a request for others, the cat never hesitates to praise and submit to his words.

The man has gold under his knees, but he is just a cat who has never been in his hands.

Cats, two pounds of weight, one and a half pounds of arrogance.

The rest, of course, is the soft bones!

But it's soft or hard to make girls like it!

Ahem.

The cat's attitude, as well as what he said, made the Sword Master very surprised,

"There's anything you don't understand that you need to ask me for?"

This kind of mimicry rookie monster whose heart is as black as the skin?

“……”

Hey, hey, hey! What kind of pride and prejudice do you have against me, a kind and cute cat!!

Looking at the sword saint's suspicious eyes and defensive appearance, the cat just wanted to slap the table to avenge himself.

But as the communication with the Juggernaut increased, the cat also found that his explanations were all futility to make matters worse and darker.

thereupon

"Hmm...... I really don't know much about human things.

But you seem to be a very experienced person, so I'm sure I'm coming to you just to be on the safe side. ”

"Say it."

The Juggernaut, whose vanity was greatly satisfied, poured new tea into the teacup, leaned back in his seat, and prepared to listen carefully to the cat's question.

"She's going to test it soon."

"I know."

"But before you can get a copy, you still need to pass the test of the teacher team."

"There are a lot of abilities that she can't show, according to what you can see, if she wants to completely hide her talent and just be an ordinary mage, will she have a chance to pass the school test perfectly?"

Subsequently, Maomao told Lin Du about the difficulty of this test dungeon dungeon and the use of battle puppets in the teaching group test.

After listening to Maomao's description, Juggernaut pondered for a while with a more comprehensive concept of data strength.

Then he replied,

"Hmm...... I find it difficult. ”

"The dummy won't give her a chance to charge up and cast a one-hit kill. Still, you wouldn't expect her to show that kind of strength. ”

"Yes. And at this stage, I don't want to give her too much magic that consumes too much magic.

Her talent isn't here after all, and if the lack of magic causes her body to have a negative state, there will be many unexpected dangers in the dungeon. ”

When it comes to this topic, cats have countless worries,

"What if I'm also entangled in something powerful? What if there is some special teleportation array, and I can't reach her in a short time?

If you're not afraid of 10,000, she's afraid of what if, she has too many ways to die. ”

“…… Are you hoping for her to get better? ”

“……”

"I can hope for her well, but the world won't."

“……”

Although the words were a little strange, the Sword Master felt that what the cat said made a lot of sense.

When you are young and vigorous, if you have a big skill in your pocket that can fight for your life, it will always make people lose their cool head and thrifty heart.

If you can solve it with one skill, why do you need to swing your sword in one go?

However, excessive consumption of mana can lead to problems with physical skills, especially the head.

Lack of awareness, pain, or dizziness.

This negative effect, the more you go deeper into the dungeon dungeon, the more deadly it becomes.

How many times has the truth been explained, young people will not understand it if they have not suffered themselves.

However, the consequence of suffering in the dungeon is to lose your life.

Ms. Bai Yan......

Thinking about it, the sword master who gradually realized that he was also off topic, coughed lightly twice and pulled the topic back,

"So you want her to get into the habit of being frugal and keeping her hands dirty, and then teach her large-scale magic?"

"Pretty much. The main thing is to exercise the ability to manipulate magic. ...... later"

"Stop.

I don't know much about magic, you're an expert, you can just come.

However, for this test, I think the chances of victory should be based on the two points of 'being able to avoid the battle puppet's protruding face attack' and 'finding a way to avoid being besieged'. ”

Avoid protruding faces and avoid being mobbed......

Juggernaut named the key to this test, which gave the cat some inspiration.

Well......

To avoid both, all that is needed is 'knockback' and 'control'.

One is to avoid being killed by the peculiar puppet's protruding face, and the other is to avoid being surrounded by yourself.

Play special effects, grind damage slowly, and perform some 'face-to-face moves' that don't reveal speed......

"Aha!"

Here comes the idea!

The cat flapped his tail excitedly and began to output sentences at a high frequency, describing his great and superb cultivation plan to the Juggernaut.

After describing the theoretical knowledge and what needs to be done next, Maomao said,

"So, you're a teacher, huh...... Play as a surprised raider who is old and explain these to Miss Witch.

Just describe the principle.

When the time comes, with my little hint, she'll understand! ”

After listening to the cat's narration, the sword master nodded solemnly, and then said to the cat,

"Okay, I see.

Then you repeat, I'll take notes.

You said it too quickly, I'm afraid I'm mistaken, and this important thing really has to be repeated several times, just in case. ”

Cat:????

You bad old man are not messing with me!

I just trumpeted so much, and you just listened to a 'ah! Si Guo Yi Nei! ’???

So, when Miss Witch came to the underground training room this time, she saw a cat riding on top of the old butler's head and squirting wildly.

"Little Black !!"

"How can you bully others like this!!"

"You come down for me!!"

Cat:???

This dead old man tortures me too! Why don't you kill him!

Before the cat had time to quibble, it fell into the clutches of the witch.

"Kitten! Do you know if that's wrong?! ”

Cat: No, I don't know.

"Grandpa Lin is old, and he is going bald, so you still have to pick his hair! Do you think your conscience is okay little black! ”

"Apologize to Grandpa Lin quickly!"

Cat:? It's better to let me die!

However, Rao is a cat with such a hard mouth, and in front of Miss Witch's 124 strength points, it is just empty and arrogant.

"The kitten can't know like this in the future!"

Seeing the witch lady frowning and devoting herself to teaching her cat to be good, the cat only felt tired for a while.

Okay, well, when I scratch this old man to death in the future, I'll remember to hang up a detection spell and see what you, this incredibly fast witch, are up to!

But if you accidentally see something you shouldn't see, it has nothing to do with me!

When the cat had different hearts and mouths, and was good at feet, and lowered her head to make the slightest reverent review, I heard the witch lady suddenly speak to the old butler again,

"One thing to say, put aside the fact that cats are scratching your hair.

Grandpa Lin, do you really have no conflict with cats?

The cat was very good when I was with me, and I was scared in the class and never attacked others.

Are you, like when you teased me when you were a child, you made the cat angry? ”

Lindu: ......? Miss, ...... you?

And the cat on the side, when she heard Miss Witch's words, her eyes lit up like a giant of light.

Cat: (✧◡✧)!!!

Say...... You can say that again!!!

If this eye medicine is not wiped, it will be in vain for him to reincarnate into a weak, pitiful and helpless cat.

So, without the slightest hesitation, he immediately put on a weak and pitiful appearance, looked at the Sword Saint who took two steps forward and was about to explain, and directly shivered and ran wildly to hide behind Miss Witch's trouser legs.

Lindu: ?

If this monster is not removed, my white mansion will not be peaceful for a day!