Chapter 34: It's Obviously Different (Alliance Leader Salty to the Universe Plus Change*3.5)
After worrying about the major affairs of the military family, now this child's love affair is also troubled by the cat.
That is to say, oh,
How was he supposed to tell Miss Witch that he was going to leave home for a few days?
This kind of long-term business trip is definitely unreliable to replace it with a stand-in, and he doesn't dare to think about what the consequences will be if he uses a fake body to play a stealing role for Miss Witch.
Of course, he was definitely not afraid of this woman.
He must reiterate that she was definitely not afraid of this woman.
As if to show the authenticity and importance of this sentence, Mao Mao even repeated this sentence three times in her heart.
It's like an old father when he was on a business trip to the company, he should always worry about his daughter who stayed at home, right?
Either in life or psychologically, right?
And for various reasons, there is no way to directly say 'I'm going out', which makes this matter even more complicated in the cat's heart.
It seems like a good idea to take this opportunity to simply let Miss Witch know that she can speak.
For example, the moment she opened her eyes tomorrow morning, he turned the cat's head over and meowed to her, "Hello, Miss Witch, in order to conquer the stars and the sea, I will go out for a few days, oh roar roar, don't care about this detail of why I speak." That's it, I'm gone meow! Then a teleport left......
"Hmmm......"
It's very convenient, but it doesn't seem to be very feasible.
Either Miss Witch thinks it must be a dream,
Either...... Because of such an irresponsible departure, the situation that was originally rescued will become even more terrifying and worse.
Just when the cat was at a loss and fell into a deadlock in thinking, a loud voice made his head empty,
"King! Are you in trouble, my lord?
I am willing to do my best for you......"
"Stop, stop."
Pikachu was so loud that he almost turned his back on the cat.
Not only are his ears buzzing now, but his little heart is pounding too.
Looking at the cat's squinting eyes and throwing it over, Pikachu made another 'bang' to the floor for a close touch,
"The king, the minister is guilty!!"
What do you know again??
Do you know you're wrong?
Say, this time you know what is wrong with you?
I saw Pikachu, who had a simple yellow round face, suddenly raised his head, stared at the cat with two brown and black eyes, and said sincerely,
"Your Majesty, you are so wise, how can you have a problem! It's a minister who has overstepped and is rude! ”
“……”
"Your Majesty, you must be sorry for the incompetence of your subordinates!"
That's true.
Pickup! I really feel sorry for you!
What did I do wrong, what did I do wrong, what did you do wrong to make you like this!!
If it weren't for the fact that I don't have the ability to let you return to the furnace to rebuild now, I'd be so direct#(*@&(*))
And at this moment, Pikachu still weakly answered,
"Dare to ask the king! Minister...... Is there any salvation? ”
If it's hopeless, bury it on the spot.
"Alas......"
Thinking of this other thing that made the cat's heart ache and uneasy, the cat couldn't help but sigh again.
But......
That being said, although this Pikachu is crooked, more crooked than the crooked old tree, it was also inspired by his own magic that cost 800 drops of blood.
Even if his nerves aren't normal, he should still be somewhat useful, right?
Can the three stinkers still have a Klee out to play, not to mention his cat + pickup?
So the cat said earnestly to Pikachu, who was still grabbing the ground with his head,
"I said, Pickup."
"The minister is here!"
Σ(⊙▽⊙“……
"You don't have to be so loud."
"Understood, King!"
“……”
"Okay, okay, I know you know.
Let's just say, how to say goodbye to people reasonably without speaking? ”
Pickup: (゚ロ゚ノ)ノ
"Uh...... The minister did not dare to speculate on the king's intentions, but ...... The minister dared to ask, is this person very important to the king? ”
Hearing this question from the first machine, Mao Mao nodded directly without hesitation and affirmed,
"Well, it's important."
"It can be said that ...... The most important person to me in this world. ”
Hearing the cat's reply, Pikachu showed an expression of 'sure enough',
"If that's the case...... In the case that he could not speak, he thought that only by communicating with the other party in advance in the form of letters could he show his attention. ”
Epistles......
That's a good way to do it.
In advance......
And indeed.
When I went out, it would have been better to tell her in advance.
If you say it before you leave, you should probably change the name to 'Notice'.
The difference in meaning between these two behaviors is actually quite large.
Although the cat thinks, for people like Miss Witch, who are naturally missing a few important strings in their heads, the difference may not be very big.
Feeling that this plan is very feasible, Mao Mao nodded with satisfaction,
"Hmm...... Is that really the only way to go? ”
"Thank you, Pika."
And this thank-you gesture made Pikachu unable to lie down, he was eager to pierce the floor, and after grabbing the ground with his head again, he said to the cat,
"The minister is afraid, the king, your wisdom, where can the minister reach."
Being able to develop a level of magic that creates life, the king's wisdom is something that his little Pikachu can touch.
The appearance of pretending to chat like this now also has another meaning.
It's a pity that he is so stupid that he can only figure out three if he wants to break his head.
First, the king was warning him to be wise.
How could an adult not know the meaning of him turning his head to look at the bookshelf?
Don't look at indecent things, don't listen to indecent people.
The so-called 'polite' round play is not needed in front of the king.
The second is to come and emphasize to him the status and importance of this hostess.
Fang Cai was his fault, and he was still wondering in his heart whether this witch would be a certain concubine of the king.
How can the identity of a woman who can live under the same roof as the king be ordinary?
He's so blind......
The third, I'm afraid, hints at the far-reaching significance of his dungeon strategy plan this time.
Combined with the goal of the march at this stage that the king deliberately let him see just now, Pikachu thought that what the king wanted to express should be, because his concubine Witch really couldn't do without him, and in three days, the affairs of attacking and occupying the territory would be handed over to him.
The king was telling him not to take it lightly in these days, and to seize the opportunity to see, listen and learn more.
At this moment, the cat who had lifted half of the drawer of Miss Witch's desk and finally found the letter did not know and did not want to know what Pikachu was thinking.
He's busy right now.
He was faced with the biggest problem he had encountered in the life of a cat since his reincarnation.
- Write a letter.
Since graduating from primary school, he has never written to his relatives again.
Even if it is going out to play when you are a teenager and returning home when you are an adult, it is a short sentence in text messages and WeChat.
"I'm going to go out and come back in three days at the latest.
- Cat Cat"
“……”
After staring at the letter for three seconds, the cat scratched it directly.
No, rewrite!
"For the sake of our future, I need to go out on my own for a while.
You can rest assured that there will be no danger and everything is under control.
Don't move around here, I'll be back in three days at the latest.
- Little Black"
“……”
Thorn, sting.
This letter, too, did not escape its mortal end.
"I'm going to go out for a trip, it won't take long, it only takes three days.........
Thorn, stab, stab, stab......
When the cat was already full of shredded paper in front of him, he buried himself in a wide chair with some melancholy.
"At the end of the day...... What exactly do I want to say to Miss Witch? ”
He wanted to say, I'm going on a long trip, I hope you don't worry.
He wanted to say that although I will not explain to you in detail what I am going out to do, this matter is very important for our future, and even the last guarantee of our safety in the future.
He wanted to say, you must pay attention to safety during my time I go out, I will leave a little black No. 1 by your side, and throw him out if there is danger, I installed a self-detonation magic on him.
He wanted to say...... He also wanted to say......
Don't think too much about me when I'm away, I'll be back as soon as I'm done, and you train hard at home and try to get stronger.
I'll remember to bring you a bag of oranges...... Of course, if you don't like oranges, I can eat two for you.
……
It turns out that the mentality of being a father is so complex and difficult to express?
The cat looked at the last piece of letter in front of her, thought about the rest of her heart, and put down the pen that had just been rolled up with her tail.
This small piece of paper is not enough to think about.
After being silent on the paper for a while, looking at the setting sun outside the window, and listening to the sound of the water dripping in the shower not far away, the cat finally picked up the pen.
Because time is running out, and the ink will be over tonight.
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"Cats?"
After dinner, the witch lady who was about to rest for a while continued to study the mystery of 'gathering monsters and pulling' with the housekeeper found that the cat had been following her with a sneaky look.
"Meow~~"
(='ω ́=)
Seeing that the cat showed an unusually small expression, Miss Witch hurriedly turned around and squatted in front of the cat, touched his head, and said with a smile,
"Eh, the kitten is spoiling its mother~"
"Come on, come on, mom hug!"
As she spoke, Miss Witch directly pressed the little cat in her arms and died.
“*#&¥(*@#)”
And it was this posture that allowed Miss Witch to discover what had been hidden behind the kitten all along.
"Huh? What is this on the tail? Letter? Is it for me? ”
"Hey, hey, is it a love letter written by a kitten to his mother?"
“……”
Seeing that Miss Witch was so happy, the cat who wanted to hand over the letter flinched a little for a while.
Doppelganger...... Is it possible to go to the dungeon as well?
And isn't that pickup a thief of ideas?
If there are a lot of thieves, it doesn't seem impossible to let him go by himself, right?
And in the few seconds that the cat hesitated, the letter on his tail was lost.
The witch lady opened the letter in her hand with joy, but her smile gradually froze.
“……”
The letter was written in the lingua franca.
"I need to make a long trip, but I'll be back soon.
For your safety, I will send my doppelganger 'Little Black No. 1' to accompany you, remember to throw him out when you are in danger, he is very useful (๑•̀ᄇ•́)و✧
The place I'm going to isn't dangerous, and you don't need to worry about me.
I will leave early tomorrow morning and come back the evening after tomorrow at the latest.
During this time, remember to sleep away from the bed at night, don't fall down again, this time there will be no cats lying there by chance.
If you still want to go to school, remember to change the taste of lunch, although the salad chicken rice ball is delicious, but after eating it for a long time, it is easy to let your taste collapse if the nutrition is not balanced.
Also, it's best not to drink Coke and Yakult together, as they may be your backstabbing skills in the svP simulation.
I'll take the Pikachus with me, and I'll have to wait for you and the butler to practice with the Butler in the simulation battles for the past few days.
If the funds allow, Mao Mao thinks you can consider buying some β Warcraft to verify your strong strength.
Maomao recommends that you buy the No. 3 β Warcraft.
- Little Black"
Looking at Miss Witch pinching the letter paper and her slightly whitish fingertips, the cat's heart was a little panicked.
But......
After five seconds, Miss Witch looked up and smiled at the cat.
"What, cat, you're going to go far away."
"Meow~"
"That'...... If you go early and come back early, remember to stay safe. ”
"Meow~~"
Looks like it's going to be fine!
So the cat struck while the iron was hot and summoned the little black No. 1 that he had processed.
"Oh~ Is this the little black No. 1 you said in your letter? I'll remember to take him with me, don't worry. ”
"Meow~"
Don't worry, it feels great, and it is guaranteed to be exactly the same as yourself!
"Hahaha, cat, are you saying like this, are you exactly like him?"
"Meow!"
"You're really~ I'm about to go out, and you're still so unhurried.
Go and pack your things, I have to go back to the house to change my clothes, Grandpa Lin is already waiting for me. ”
"Meow!"
Looking at the back of the witch lady jumping away, the cat's messy mood finally calmed down.
Early the next morning, the cat, who wanted to leave secretly, found that Miss Witch had already gotten up and was waiting for him.
"Good morning, cat."
"Meow~"
You're early, too, Miss Witch.
After a few brief pleasantries with Miss Witch, the cat opened a teleportation array in the bedroom and left with a kind of Pikachu.
After all, without further ado, take it early and go home early, and as a magical cat, he has nothing to prepare.
In the room, Miss Witch looked at the position where the cat had left, and then at No. 1, who was sleeping in a lump next to her, and couldn't help frowning.
As the clock ticked on the wall, Miss Witch's brow furrowed deeper and deeper, and her shallow breaths gradually turned into long, heavy deep breaths.
Suddenly, without warning, she suddenly raised her hand, and with a touch, she directly threw the little black No. 1 lying on the bed to the ground.
Looking at the kitten who was suddenly awakened because it fell to the ground, Miss Witch's originally hideous expression suddenly changed to horror and guilt.
She hurriedly stepped out of bed and carefully carried him back to the bed.
She looked at Xiao Hei No. 1, who was sitting on the bed blankly, and then looked in the direction where the cat had left, she bit her lip fiercely, and her eyes gradually filled with tears.
"It's a completely different ......"
"And didn't you say three days at most...... Why don't you bring me one. ”
"Cat Cat...... I'm really a burden to you? ”
As the choked words came out, Miss Witch's swirling tears could no longer be held back.
"What if...... If I get stronger, can I take it with me next time?
Next time...... Take me, okay...... Cats. ”
When the cat couldn't see or hear, Miss Witch finally said what she hadn't said last night.
As she sobbed, she buried her head in her hands and knees.
The cramped and quiet darkness relieved her emotions that were almost bursting to the point where she had nowhere to vent.
- Jingle bells.
I don't know how long it took, but the alarm went off at six o'clock.
New daily quests have been refreshed.
Raising her hand to wipe the tears from her face, Miss Witch changed into a tracksuit and left the room.
Today, Miss Witch did not complete this daily task as actively and enthusiastically as usual, she found the butler who had just finished her work from the kitchen.
Now her expression was like she had tensed when there had never been a cat a long time ago.
And she said to the steward,
"Grandpa Lin, help me buy some β Demonic Beasts. No. 3, now you can buy as much as you can find. ”
"Also, if it's convenient for you, I'd like to double the training time with you today."
"Miss, you...... Okay, I got it. ”