It is impossible for a eunuch to be a eunuch

"Fatty, today is the twelfth of September?"

"Hmm."

"September 12th, 2006?"

"Hmm."

"The second day of our freshman year?"

"Hmmm......"

Lin Fatzi raised his head and looked at Liang Xin, who was still lying on the bed at half past seven in the morning.

In half an hour, the bell will ring for the first class this morning.

The other three people in the dormitory, Shen Cong, Chen Kang, and Lin Fatzi himself, had already finished washing up at this time, and flushed, and were going to the teaching building with the textbook of "Systematic Anatomy", but Liang Xin still didn't have the slightest intention of getting up.

This phenomenon is extremely abnormal for their group of freshmen who have just entered the school.

Liang Sanjin is this dog day, he actually dares to be late!

The excuse is that Nima is pretending to have amnesia! It's just an insult to everyone's IQ!

"You still don't get up, do you? We're going to class, maybe we'll call for names later. Lin Yinuo kindly reminded Liang Xin, but his legs had already stepped out of the door of the bedroom, and he was about to leave Liang Xin and run away.

It's just started school, and there is no roommate at all.

Not to mention now, even five years later, Liang Xin's relationship with this group of roommates is still very weak. In the more than ten years since graduating from college, the number of contacts has been less than ten times combined, and most of them have occurred ten years later.

At that time, Lin Yinuo and Shen Cong were already the deputy chief physicians of their respective units, and Liang Xin also made a name for himself in his own planning industry, everyone had the same social class and income, so they had the leisure time to sit down and talk nonsense, as for Chen Kang, who obviously couldn't keep up with the big army when he was in school, he lost news early.

Later, no one could contact him, and of course no one had the heart to seriously track down his whereabouts.

But all in all, it was more than a decade later.

And at this moment, Liang Sanjin is just purely wondering, is he dreaming again? He wondered if he had read too many brainless rebirth novels during his quarantine at home during the epidemic, so that he could dream of such a realistic scene.

"So if this is really a dream, shouldn't I get up and go to the classroom now, see if Jiang Lingling is there too, and then take her hiahiahia...... Ahh How did I become so dirty? me! How did I become like this? I wasn't like this before, I wasn't like this before! Very pure! Why don't you go and open a room first? ”

Liang Xin muttered in his heart, and suddenly heard the door of the bedroom slam.

Lin Yinuo closed the door and went downstairs with Shen Cong and Chen Kang, who had always been indisputable.

"Wow, even the sound of the door closing is so real, listen to this echo, this vibration wave of the slight vibration of the wall, this great sunshine, this feeling of rolling out of the belly...... I grass! ”

Liang Xin hurriedly turned over and hurriedly climbed down from the bed.

"Wouldn't you in your dreams, but in reality you'll get on the bed, right? Wake up! Eldest brother! Wake up! It's going to be pulled in the crotch! Liang Xin thought anxiously, and finally couldn't help shouting.

He rushed into the bathroom and saw that the dirty squatting pit in the bathroom was the same as he remembered, and the pit wall was covered with a thick layer of yellow and yellow "urine alkali sediment" and "fecal sediment" left by the previous door of the dormitory.

Later, Liang Xin and the four of them lived in this dormitory for three years, and they didn't clean this thing for three years, and even used it, so everyone naturally got used to it......

But that's not the point!

After Liang Xin rushed into the bathroom, he was just about to take off his pants and squat down, when he immediately realized another problem.

This time it wasn't that he was afraid that the dream excretion would lead to the reality of pulling his pants, but he suddenly found that there was no toilet paper in the bathroom!

That's right!

The four picks in their 307 bedrooms have always used one for each of them!

What about my handwritten paper......

My hand-paper......

Liang Xin clamped his buttocks, and hurriedly ran back to the combination cabinet under his bed, and the whole person was suffocated. In a hurry, he opened the three drawers under the combination cabinet one after another with great urgency, and finally found a pack of freshly opened butt wiping paper in the bottom drawer, and he was so excited that he almost burst into tears!

"Holy! Mr. Liang, how low you are! Why is this thing so well hidden?! He scolded himself loudly, and hurriedly pulled out a dozen or so sheets and ran back to the toilet two meters away.

After closing the door, don't forget to pull the latch.

This time, I took off my pants and squatted down, and I didn't mention it in one go......

All in all, when the physiological problem was finally solved, Liang Xin smelled the smell of the final product produced by himself in the confined space, and let out a long breath, as if he recognized a reality.

He was probably really born again......

Otherwise, according to this relaxed intensity, the real self should have opened his eyes a long time ago, and then looked at the surprise full of beds, and let out a desperate scream. In his forties, he was pulled in bed...... This is not even as good as his father Lao Liang!

Lao Liang suffered a stroke hemiplegia in his fifties and needed to complete excretion in bed. And he, Liang Sanjin, doesn't say how much he is blue in this life, but at least he can't lose to his poor daddy in this kind of thing.

"Alas......" Liang Sanjin smelled the smell and sighed, and all kinds of things in his heart flashed in his previous life.

It's just that the previous life was not short, and there were too many details to think about it all in the process of squatting.

Liang Xin could only hurriedly recall a few important nodes in his mind, and then, he couldn't squat a little......

A moment later, with a bang, Liang Xin shook the water droplets in his hand and walked out of the toilet.

Walking through the narrow entrance of the dormitory and coming to his bed, he looked left and right, looked at the once familiar scene in front of him, was stunned for a while, and then gave himself two more slaps, and suddenly, showed a slightly nervous smile.

"Horse a coin, Mr. Liang, you want to be invincible...... What does it mean to be reborn, when Liang Xin was reading a novel at home a few days ago, he had already learned very well.

According to the judgment of 95% of the authors and readers of a novel website, no matter what level of dick silk it is, as long as he is reborn, he will definitely be able to become the richest man in the city within a year, driving a luxury car, living in a luxury house, and ......

"It's a pity, it's purely a dick's opinion, how can this be ......"

Liang Xin's elite thought was troubled, and he criticized it with disdain.

Of course, the reborn have a vision beyond ordinary people, but even if some people are not reborn, their eyes can be decades ahead of ordinary people. This point of information difference for the reborn is actually not that powerful.

And even if it is destined to be developed, how to get the first pot of gold is a big problem.

The biggest advantage of the reborn is that the general direction of accumulation will not be wrong.

But how to operate depends on luck.

Just like right now, Liang Xin took out his wallet, and there were a total of 500 yuan in cash in his wallet, which was his living expenses for the month, and the family would definitely not be able to take out a penny more.

So with these 500 yuan, how can you become the richest man in the city within a year?

And he is also the richest man in the city of W, where "there are as many bosses as dogs"-

What's special, even if it's only 06 years, the assets of the richest man here must be twenty or thirty billion, right?

"The World Cup has passed, and the results of the game in 06 years, I don't remember a single one, the lottery ticket has never been bought, the ghost will go to memorize those winning numbers in advance, the house and stocks are stable, but the five hundred yuan can be used to make a ghost investment......" Liang Xin said in a slightly self-deprecating tone, and casually picked up the Nokia brick machine on the table and looked at it.

At 7:42, 18 minutes before class time.

Then he walked over to the wall and looked at the class schedule posted on the wall.

This morning's anatomy class took place in Room 202 in Building 4.

Speaking of Building 4...... It's that building, right?

Liang Xin picked up the basin at the same time, walked into the bathroom opposite the toilet, and brushed his teeth and face neatly. A few minutes later, he took his textbook and strode out of dormitory 307.

Let's not think about the stupid proposition that "the reborn person will fail if he doesn't become the richest man in the city within a year", or let's see if that person is more practical. In the blink of an eye, I haven't seen each other since I graduated, and I miss her a lot.

If you have the chance, be sure to ...... this time

Hiahiahia……

Liang Xin subconsciously licked his lips, the reborn is at a loss.

And Mr. Liang has been decisive since he was thirty-five years old, and he has never been at a loss!