Chapter 54: Jie Ji Ji
After a leisurely 'breakfast', I took a bath and felt the comfort of the real warm water flowing on my body, and said that the witch lady who was "not as good as magic" hugged the cat and semi-forced him to sleep with him for nearly twenty hours.
After sobering up, Miss Witch looked out of the glass window, and fell into a long contemplation in the thick of the night.
She took a deep breath and said to the cat in an incomparably serious tone,
"Cat, it's broken, something is wrong."
"Meow......?"
(__) (-.-) (~O~)……
In the dream, the cat, who was using the god's head as a screw, tilted his head and yawned widely.
Broken? What's wrong?
The cat dragged its tired body and crawled up, barely opening half of its eyes, which was considered to give Miss Witch a few faces.
Then, I only listened to Miss Witch's eyes wide-eyed, quietly, and in a voice as if she was telling some secret, close to the cat's ear,
"It's like our biological clock is going to crash."
“……”
Isn't that something obvious?
"Is it still such a burden to go to the dungeon!!"
“……”
No, you don't need to, but who told someone to want to be high and not sleep?
It's all your fault, Miss Witch!!
Pay the price for your stubborn words and deeds!
"That'...... What should we do now? ”
"Meow~"
Look at the speaker!
The cat wagged her tail, indicating that Miss Witch's biological clock had collapsed, what does it have to do with the cat who can sleep at any time and has no pressure to go to school?
He changed places, got together, and went on to fight with the gods.
Looking at the cat that fell asleep again after a while, Miss Witch arched back into the bed.
Fang Cai's first attempt to get up failed, and now he is waiting for the second time to recharge.
Commonly known as - happy mobile phone time before waking up!
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“……”
Or don't swipe your phone.
She was a little embarrassed to look at this message.
Quietly these experts exaggerate the truth.
- That's not something a high school magician can do.
- Even if an excellent magician has undergone a year of advanced training at the Demon Capital University, he may not be able to score so many points by surviving in the dungeon for three days.
——It is strongly recommended that the university and the regulatory authorities do not fabricate facts for the sake of creating momentum!
Her strength is even comparable to that of a magician who is studying in college!
ヾ(๑╹◡╹)ノ“
[There are many unread messages and unclaimed rewards for completing tasks]
Looking at the system message that popped up suddenly, Miss Witch suddenly realized that she forgot to collect the food.
[Bounty Mission: The Lonely Brave 1, Stage 2 completed]
[Obtain Stage 1 and Stage 2 Mission Rewards]:
Stage 1 Reward: Opportunity to communicate with cats (0/3)
Magic [Bubble Light] full set of analysis
Magic [White Mist] full set analysis
Swordsmanship [Shen Li Liu: Leaning] swordsmanship analysis
Stage 2 Reward: Magic [Illumination] Complete Analysis
Magic [Night Witch Smoke] full set of analysis
The skill reward has already paralyzed Miss Witch.
She is no longer the young girl who was overjoyed when she gained rare skills.
Under the extravagant cultivation of cats, she has changed.
What interests her even more now is the three opportunities to communicate with cats.
Chance is a word? Or ten minutes? Or is it the same text version as the last time she spoke to the system?
Miss Witch didn't know, and she didn't have the courage to gamble on this precious opportunity.
"It's the first formal conversation with the cat."
Miss Witch murmured softly.
Now most of them are communicating through guessing (Miss Witch thinks of herself), so this time, with such a formal communication, what is she going to say?
Hello cat, say hello for the first time, please take care of me in the future?
Stumble! Bai Yan, how can you waste an opportunity like this!
Rethink!
Cat Mao, my name is Bai Yan, white white, Yanli Yan, your name is Xiao Hei is the name I gave you, I completed the system character and got a chance to communicate with you, I want to say everything I haven't had a chance to say to you during this time, do you know cats......
It's good to divide into sections, take a breath, hey!
……
Thinking about it, Miss Witch's hall building her stomach screamed uncontrollably.
So she kicked the kitten's ass,
"Now, cat, help me get some food, I want to think about something important, can I give you dinner today?"
"Meow......??"
Is it possible that what you are saying is somewhat excessive?
"It's okay to find the housekeeper and grandpa to meow twice, Xiao Hei, it's not for you to do it, don't worry."
“……”
He...... No!
Looking at Miss Witch's caring expression, she still felt that Miss Witch asked for a bit of a devilish cat, and now she decided to show her hands and let this witch know what real strength is.
She thought that if she could make some porridge and curry, she would be able to be a kitchen god and crush him under her?
Hum!
Don't underestimate the skills of being single for more than 30 years!
Today, he gave the witch who didn't know what to do with the whole state banquet.
But......
What's the state banquet about?
He remembered that he wanted to add the water of Nongfu Spring to boil in vain?
……
Ahem, it's fine!
Although the method steps will be slightly different, with the addition of 'delicious magic', there should be no surprises.
If I'm not mistaken, boiling white water requires old hens and yellow-hearted cabbage.
Ask for a chicken...... It has to be old......
The cat, who rushed to the kitchen to open the refrigerator, saw only the eggs lying neatly inside.
“……”
But there is nothing that cannot be done, and sometimes the difference between 'can't do' and 'do' is just a little bit of strength and imagination.
Chickens, aren't they made from eggs!
Wouldn't it be okay to use magic to help her grow old?
First, identify an egg with the sex 'Female', and then use the 'Rapid Flow' magic on her.
Get!
An old hen that comes out of the oven and it's done.
Letting the old hen feel the last walking time of her life, the cat concocted the same method and used the magic of 'germination' and time magic, and also got the must-have yellow cabbage.
ヾ(◍°∇°◍)ノ゙
He had a chicken in his left hand and a bag of cabbage in his right hand~ and walked leisurely to the cooking table.
First of all, let Aunt Kun die at the speed of light, pluck the feathers, remove the buttocks, remove the chicken breast and chop it into pieces.
The action of curling the handle with the cat's tail makes the cat have an incomparably addictive feeling.
Chop!
Bang!
Feeling the tremor coming from the tip of the tail, the cat seemed to understand a little bit of the witch's cool feeling of chopping vegetables for a while.
Woooooooooooooooo
He also wanted to be a handsome assassin cat.
Blanch the chicken, put the chicken in a pot under cold water, and then magically speed up...... Rinse off with blood foam.
This is followed by the main step of boiling the kun soup.
In a pot under cold water, add the green onion and ginger, low heat, then fast forward for 2 hours.
Completely unaware of the high-tech products of the Age of Magic, Cat Cat chose to use a way that was not human.
Increases Persistent Firepower, Tier 3 Magic (×)
Increases the time flow rate of non-living beings, Thirteenth Order Magic (√)
After straining the broth, discard the chicken and chicken fat, then boil the soup over high heat, add the minced chicken, wait until the minced chicken floats, and then filter it again.
The processing process of Kun soup has come to an end for the time being, followed by cabbage.
After blanching the cabbage, squeeze out the water, remove the fascia, and trim the shape.
Add a little salt to the broth, add the cabbage and simmer slightly, then remove the cabbage and put it on a plate.
Repeat the above steps, pour the soup over the cabbage, cover with plastic wrap and steam in the pot for 20 minutes.
Get!
Add a time still magic to the cabbage that has been made to ensure that the taste and heat will not be lost, and when the witch lady eats it, it will definitely be the wonderful taste when it has just come out of the pot!
Because the target of the spell is only cabbage and the dead Aunt Kun, this time the cooking is surprisingly non-consuming magic.
He thought it would cost a lot of mana, and even for this meal to make a name for himself, he had prepared blood medicine.
Thinking about it this way, the magic of this time system is a bit similar to that Qimen of the Wind Queen.
For this world, it shouldn't be very important for this cabbage and this Aunt Kun to stop or not stop, whether they are alive or dead, so it doesn't take much magic to make them speed up or pause.
A dish is done, but it doesn't satisfy Miss Conquest Witch.
As a Northeast meow who used to be more than one meter eight, he naturally wanted to show a pot bag! Target.
In terms of staple food, cats actually prefer to eat mixed rice.
Millet, black rice, brown rice, etc., are added a little bit and mixed with white rice to make the rice taste more mellow.
One meat and one vegetable, as a night snack for one person and one cat, should be just the right amount.
It's just that...... After doing this, the cat suddenly wanted to eat crabs again.
It's the kind of crab roe and crab claws full of elastic flesh.
When it comes to supper, how can you not have seafood pinch!!
But......
What crab would be tastier in this world?
Creating a king crab based on imagination alone?
ummmmmmm。
No, no, no.
Tomorrow, let the housekeeper improve the food, and the cat happy farm can not lack the reserve knowledge of these seafood.
As long as he understands one crab, he will have thousands of crabs in the future!
Contact Pikachu another day and give him a piece of land to breed the pair of crabs he created!
The original food of the wizarding world, how to say, always feels that there is a lack of soul.
Some of the essence of prehistoric cuisine has been retained, but most of it has been replaced by Western-style cuisine that is like a simple chemical experiment.
Of course, this also has to do with the demand after the magic is revived.
After all, how many people dare to have a braised pork and stir-fry fat intestines in the dungeon?
It's simple to boil a messy stewed porridge, you may not dare to use a spicy pot when you eat a hot pot, and you have to tremble when you put cumin in the barbecue.
Stewed meat, creamy mushroom soup, curry, grilled pizza with some cheese depending on the terrain, these are high-calorie, simple recipes, and foods that can be made by throwing something into the pot.
After all, when you go down to the dungeon, you can't carry a cook in your backpack, right?
As the number of people entering the dungeon increases,—— 'Cuisine like an adventurer!' ''Eat the taste of the dungeon!'' It became mainstream, and people's tastes began to change.
But......
Although cats can't eat spicy food, cats still miss those spicy things.
Meow!
At this time, a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in the cat's mind.
That is, to say...... If he opened a restaurant in the Renaissance, will it become popular?
The cat, whose head is full of small money, is ready to see how Miss Witch reacts to eating this meal, so as to consider her side hustle.
After all, it's not too much money!
And, isn't he making an outstanding contribution to the human taste buds?
Firmly tie diners to the table with good food......
ummmmm
It seems that he is one step closer to the True Demon King.
"Meow~"
The cat proudly pushed the food cart back to the house.
It's just that......
"Wow! Is today's meal so hearty! ”
Miss Witch just marveled at it for a moment, and then she didn't follow it.
This......
It's a little different from what the cat thinks!
Obviously, after the witch lady ate his absolutely ingredient and glowing meal, she would definitely be stunned on the spot, and then her mind flashed with gold and her eyes were full of tears, and she sighed,
'Ahh This...... This is the real food! ’
Then, kneeling down and hugging him, Jio, crying and begging him, 'O great cat! Please give me real food! Let's have another bowl!! ’
Meow??
Isn't this the correct development of the plot?
His positioning in this world, even if he is not the protagonist, should be an important supporting role!
Dishes made by the important supporting characters!!
Can't you just give some face?!
The cat angrily praised a kitten and blocked the face of Miss Witch at the table.
He knocked on the table, motioned for Miss Witch to put down the chopsticks in her hand, and then pointed at the dish and then at himself with his tail.
This behavior made Miss Witch stunned for a while.
After a long time, she suddenly reacted,
"Cat, are you saying that it is very hard to bring so much food by yourself, and you want me to give you a little more?"
……
Looking at the witch lady who didn't open her mind, the cat repeated the above action again.
Miss Witch looked pensive, and then guessed,
"Cat, don't you want to say that you made this meal?"
"Meow!"
"Hmmm......"
This time, she was silent but became Miss Witch.
She looked at the cat, then at the food on the table, and said suspiciously,
"Really?"
"Meow!"
It's true!
"Really, really?"
"Meow !!"
(#`O′)!!! What are you doing so many times! Don't you just don't believe me little kitty!!
"Little kitten, lying will cost you a thousand cuts."
After hearing this, the cat was completely anxious.
He took a deep breath and showed his hard little fist, ready to let Miss Witch know what true power is!
"Hahahaha, cat, I know, I know."
It's just that......
After the cat punches Miss Witch, it makes Miss Witch think that he is tickling.
The cat has received at least 10,000 points of mental crit.
Looking at the silent cat, Miss Witch hurriedly carried him to the table, and while frantically brushing his hair, he continued to talk inappropriate nonsense in the innermost,
"Then it's such a happy decision, since you are so good at making good food, then you will be responsible for the food in the future!"
"Meow ????"
(ΩДΩ)????
Your cat is also a part-time cook?
"It's great, when we go to school in the future, we don't have to worry about food!"
"I was still wondering if we were going to school and applying for another chef or something, but I was a little uncomfortable with people I didn't know about staying at home every day."
"Cat, you're really amazing! Thanks to you, our family has solved another big crisis! ”
……???
The cat doesn't know what the perfect script he has made has made wrong to become what it is now.
Got the adoration of Miss Witch.
But......??
What he wants doesn't seem to be worship in this sense?
Is it a ...... that is more heartfelt and more pompous?
After a whole meal of painful introspection, the cat seemed to have figured out something.
He understood, it must be that this behavior was not enough to shock Miss Witch, not enough to make her feel her strength from the bottom of her heart.
Sure enough, to take down women, you still have to use those 'secret weapons for women'.
Bell → bell ↑ bell ↓ bell ↑ bell ↑
- Rich Woman Happy Ball (×)
- Magical beauty products!
Through the development of the most basic magic of germination, and the in-depth study of the combination of creation magic, Maomao has discovered many new things that can be achieved with magic.
Among them, it includes skin care products for daily life.
When it comes to skin care products, the most impressive thing about cats is that those girls pat their faces with a small pat, a magical item that can make their faces whiter and have fewer blemishes.
The former three-dimensional can only cover up his own problems by self-deception, but now he can cut this problem from the root.
Miahiahia!
According to the investigation of the Maotou No. 3 splinter, the world is still in a low stage of development.
If you don't know much about the study of offensive magic, where is there any effort to study the use of magic to improve the quality of life?
This, isn't it just for him, even if he upgrades this kind of task, he has to hand it over to the black-hearted demon king who has the extreme realm of the demon path and is very short of money, creating an excellent gap for collecting money?
If he is allowed to discover business opportunities and study some great new channel on his own, the cat feels that even if he is reincarnated seven or eight times, he will not necessarily be the opponent of those old slippery heads who have devoted himself to studying this aspect.
But......
With absolute strength and luck, I am afraid that no one can fill this vacancy.
The magic is used in reverse, and the mountain of code garbage is deliberately stacked to achieve an irreproducible effect.
Patented √ exclusive √ excellent effect√ big sale sale√ the worship of Miss Witch√ Miss Witch kneels to the ground and submits to the great cat √
Truly!
Thinking about it, the cat who couldn't help laughing out loud didn't pay attention and fell straight down.
Bang –
"Cat, I said don't be in a daze when eating, look at your face and go into the bowl again."