Chapter 59: No Talk
After clarifying the university she wants to go to and the purpose of the 'conference', it is too clear what Miss Witch is going to do next.
Take your life to prepare for the written test, and if you don't become the first, you won't survive.
At present, her usual score is 92%, because the usual score of some subjects is not too high given by the teacher, and even in an activity report, the experimental teacher gave her an ultra-low evaluation of 40%.
Although now that I think about it, it was probably Gong Xianjing who made a stumbling block for herself.
She's damned!
Is it too late to apply to the Ministry of Education for system rectification?
orz
It's no wonder that she didn't expect that one day she would be able to go to university with the goal of being a researcher.
Careless.
She Bai Yan remembered the lesson of this time, and she should not suffer any losses in the future
Thanks to this wonderful 40% to drag her back legs, if you want to stabilize the first place of freshmen, referring to the current highest score in each assessment given by Imperial Capital Xiuyuan High School, her average score in all subsequent exams must not be lower than 98.5%.
Wenyue University is a research-oriented university, and the results of the college entrance examination Chinese and martial arts are counted separately.
Miss Witch knows that her martial arts test results have been properly matched, but if Wen 1 and Wu 1 are not the same person and happen to be in the same university, with the priority of Wenyue University, it is inevitable that she will ignore the score difference and let Wen 1 be the student representative.
After all, if she is an instructor, she probably doesn't want to embarrass Wu 1 to give a highly literary speech on stage, right?
So...... Such variables must not appear!
She wants the first, the all.
Miss Witch, who is used to making plans for herself, hates unplanned variables very much.
In order to make herself more prepared for various situations, she usually keeps a record of all the feeder routes she can think of before doing things.
High-intensity work will make people full of inexplicable fulfillment, but at the same time...... It's also devastating.
For example, right now,
"Cat Cat...... So is there any kind of magic that can make me 100% sure to get a perfect score on the exam!!! ”
At this time, Miss Witch gradually became Su Ya in the constant wailing.
“……”
So, why do you have to assume that you will be in the same school as Wen 1?
Although this probability is not low.
But...... At present, the first place in the Imperial Capital Xiuyuan High School is not stable.
Basically, the members of the No. 037 squad take turns to be on the list, why does Miss Witch bother to compare herself to a team of others?
Looking at Miss Witch's writing, drawing and data calculations on a blank piece of paper, the clever cat already knew what Miss Witch was thinking.
Clearly, however, 'knowing' is not the same as 'understanding' and 'empathizing'.
Now, the cat probably knows how Miss Witch's hair usually fell out, and why she was still in a preposition state of extreme inferiority before meeting her.
It's all forced by her own damn obsessive-compulsive disorder!
Miss Witch, let yourself go, right?
The cat is a little scared now, and one day Miss Witch will start a glorious evolution of a human protection plan because she thinks that it is too risky to just protect humans as a brave man.
Just brainwash all of humanity so that they don't do unplanned things, and then they are all safe.
Hiss –
It's not like I'm a demon king.
The cat, whose brain hole is no better than that of Miss Witch, is also indulged in the delusions in her mind at this time, and feels deep fear of it.
……
"So...... Cats, there really isn't such magic? ”
(१д१)
Looking at the teary-eyed witch lady who was still escaping from reality and had broken thoughts, the cat who had just been pulled out of the brain hole of the dominant human beings suddenly had an idea,
Miss Witch's request, it doesn't seem to be difficult?
World-scale brainwashing magic, he really hasn't tried it.
I just don't know if it will be discovered by some unknown big force, and what kind of unexpected butterfly effect will be produced.
However, with his current level and physical strength, coupled with high-intensity recovery magic and magic potions, it shouldn't be too difficult to complete this task.
"Meow woo woo."
Watching the cat gradually become a little eager to try, the small three-petal mouth muttered restlessly, and the witch lady, who was still squirming on the desk like a slime, suddenly recovered her body, looking at the cat's serious appearance, a not very good premonition welled up in her heart.
"I said cat, you don't really have a way."
The cat, whose brain is occupied, curls up the pencil with her tail and mechanically answers the question of Miss Witch on paper.
"It's not ...... There is no way to do it."
"So, at what cost?
Poof, I'm really looking forward to it."
“……”
"Cat, you seem to have accidentally made a declaration like a demon king."
Σ(⚆൧⚆)
"Meow~"
Ah~I accidentally said that I leaked my mouth~
But it doesn't matter, meow ~ people are originally demon kings~~~
Looking at the proud appearance of the cat, the witch lady, who has seen a lot recently, suddenly asked him,
"I said cat, can't you really be the kind of legendary all-powerful wishing machine?"
The almighty wishing machine?
Who do you curse?
That's not a good thing, hey.
"I feel like a cat, you're so amazing, I really want to dissect you and study what you are."
The cat, who was picked up by Miss Witch along her armpits, suddenly felt that the fingers groping on her bones were like scalpels that could knock him out at any time.
At this moment, the cat couldn't help but wonder if there was something wrong with his cultivation and education of Miss Witch.
How did he feel that Miss Witch was starting to have a tendency to mutate individually?
"Hahahaha, cat, your scared expression is so cute."
"I'm not playing with you anymore, I'll have to go and get ready."
"Next Tuesday will take the basic subjects, next Wednesday will take the magic theory test, and next Monday will be the final comprehensive ......"
was placed on the table, a good meal of horses and chickens, selectively ignoring the witch's strange adjectives and dangerous fetishes, he picked up the pen and continued to ask the witch,
"What are those test items?"
"Huh? Are cats curious? Do you want to review with me too? ”
"It's okay, when it's time to teach you, I can also review and fill in the gaps."
=͟͟͞͞(꒪д꒪*)
No, you calm down, I didn't mean that.
But she clearly knows that the cat doesn't mean this, and the witch lady who just wants to drag a person into the water, how can she leave the cat room to struggle and run,
She finally caught this friend who was going to live and die with her, and explained to him very patiently,
"Then I'll give you a brief explanation first, oh cat, the basic subject is the materialization of language that has been implemented in the school before the recovery of magic.
I heard that the foreign language that people learned at that time was the language of the Western Alliance, but now there are two foreign languages, one is the lingua franca of the Western Alliance, and the other is the basic magic script.
Cat, how is your foreign language? Shall we make a set of papers together later, anyway, you can write, and you will not refuse my request, right? Right? ”
Tilting her head and looking at the smile on Miss Witch's face that even had a shadow, the cat took a deep breath, but still didn't dare to say a word.
As long as it's not a chemical roll.
"The theory of magic is the basic theory of magical elements, and the composition of various magic arrays and so on are quite stupid.
Oh, and there's a mix of history.
That's what we're testing in our magic class.
And the students in the corresponding physics class have to take the martial arts theory.
It's not too difficult, but I'm just worried that I'll be spoiled by your notes and tips, so I'll have to memorize the book again before the exam. ”
(#`O′)!
What do you mean to be spoiled by my notes and thoughts!
Tell me what you say.
"Eh, don't get excited, don't get excited."
Looking at the cat who suddenly began to punch and kick and curse in her arms, Miss Witch knew that the cat definitely understood this, and she also heard it in her heart.
"What if the content written in the textbook is not as advanced as yours? The grading teacher doesn't care about the actual effect, she only looks at the standard answers. ”
“……”
Damn test-taking tests!
"But don't worry, I'm going to take the research exam! Someday this textbook will have your and my names written in it! ”
You......?
What did you appear for?
"As your assistant."
“……”
Looking at the seamless connection between himself and the witch lady, the cat couldn't help but start to reflect on whether his expressions and movement language were too easy to understand.
He can't do that.
He's a mature and stable demon king with a deep city!
He's not a stupid cute kitten!
"Cat, did I tell you that the way you deliberately put on a straight face is actually very cute."
“……”
(〃> dish <)!!!
"The final comprehensive subjects are more miscellaneous, such as world history after the recovery of magic, world economy, dungeon-related knowledge, news and fact analysis, etc., which feels more like a hodgepodge of subjective subject exams.
Well...... Point deduction session.
But in fact, as long as you follow the template to answer, don't really treat subjective questions as subjective questions, and it is not too difficult to get a high score. ”
God, don't treat subjective questions as subjective questions.
Where does this exam philosophy come from.
"That's it, cat......
In order to get the first place, I have to find a way to get this comprehensive strategy to 98.5%, which is a bit difficult!!
So you have to score points in other subjects, but ...... How else can this be pulled!!
You have to get a full score, how can you get a full score!! ”
"Ahhhhh......h
(つд⊂)
As she spoke, Miss Witch covered her face and began to howl in pain again.
The cat thought that maybe Miss Witch was inspired by Su Ya and found that this method could help relieve stress.
Seeing the collapse of Miss Witch's cold personality immediately collapsed, Le Zi Cat still had a guilty conscience and decided to help this poor person who was about to be tortured crazy by exams and papers.
Add a forced calm and chicken-free talk to Miss Witch with the same buff.
In this way, when she wants to go crazy, she will immediately calm down and continue to study hard.
Looking at the crazy appearance of Miss Witch at this time, he was a little emotional.
What about another world, knowing magic, it's not that you have to take an exam, and you don't have to be dominated by the college entrance examination.
Grass.
It's so real.
It should really be shown to those middle two teenagers who think about crossing over the earth every day, harem, beautiful girls, and wow searching.
When the news of 'another world also needs the college entrance examination' was released, the second secondary school was at least half cured.
As for the remaining half that is not healed...... It is estimated that they are all rescued in the ICU.
Cat, who was suddenly excited to send a telegram to her home planet, always felt that every second of her patience would save the life of a teenager who had not yet left the second stage of secondary school.
Where am I a demon king, I'm simply a living bodhisattva.
In the midst of infinite boasting, the cat quickly developed the magic [Wukun Talk].
After the cat hung up the magic on the witch lady, the witch lady was like a clockwork learning machine, using the efficiency that the cat felt fearful, frantically flipping books and brushing questions.
Brush brush brush.
This is the sound of a scroll and a pen written on paper.
In this house, the cat can't stay any longer.
It's just that in the same room, cats have that sense of incompatibility and suffocation.
This is the crushing of the scumbags on the food chain as a top student.
The cat thought, it would be better to take advantage of this opportunity to do the big things in his chamber of commerce.
The catalogue is not yet complete.
In addition to the limited edition once the relics of the same giant are sold, the cat wants to make a sustainable and circular mass product.
Although the rich people's money is very easy to cheat...... It's easy to earn, but the accumulation of the boss's hard-earned money should not be underestimated.
In addition, adventurers who usually come to buy daily necessities will inevitably yearn for the limited-edition collection hanging high on the display case.
In this way, he can also work harder to make money, just to one day come to the store to consume high-end goods.
ummmmm。
so!
Sister Worm's skin, Sister Worm's flesh, Sister Worm's blood, Sister Worm's bones...... It comes in handy.
Last night, the general contact report sent by Xiaohei 2 described that Pikachu's 'Happy Farm' was ready and officially began operations.
Pikachu perfectly stuck the bug of the dungeon refresh monsters, and completed the feat of centralized and unified refresh.
Every 3 hours, nearly 1,000 silver-veined forest snakes refresh his forest breeding area.
Pikachu has gradually figured out the spawn mechanism of the Fruit Jungle Tree, which produces delicious fruits and hard wood.
Although there is no way to spawn a large number of trees at the moment, the following points have been figured out:
If the tree is not refreshed, it will become nutrients, allowing the still growing Fruit Jungle tree to grow rapidly and grow its years at an unusually fast rate.
As the vintage grows, the flavor and magic of the fruit will become more abundant, and the hardness of the tree will increase exponentially.
Wonderful!
Man-made thousand-year-old trees!
If you can find out the context of the energy operation of the dungeon, and use the energy used to refresh to make a great tonic like thousand-year-old ginseng, why can't you become a god in the minds of middle-aged and elderly health groups!
I just don't know if I can unlock some new ways to play dungeons in the future.
What happens if you kill a god and bury it in a dungeon?
The excited cat seemed to have forgotten what money was not going on, and began to rub her hands excitedly.