Chapter 70: Your Resistance Like This Will Make Mom More Excited

Lying in bed at night, the cat didn't know what Miss Witch had done after going out for a long time.

According to the report of Little Black No. 3 Cat Head before he was sent out, there were a total of five people involved in the explosion of the cave entrance of the dungeon, and they were all members of the team called 'Ernie'.

I don't know if Miss Witch has cleaned it up......

Yes!!

I'm curious what Miss Witch did.

But......

Never mind.

Anyway, impermanence is resident here, and the little black No. 3 cat head is diligently helping himself try to keep an eye.

If something goes wrong, you can also use it as a lesson material for Miss Witch.

Anyway, boasting about the alliance, he can finish this end no matter what.

Thinking of this, the cat didn't dwell too much on this matter, and slept peacefully with Miss Witch's soft heart.

The next day, it was the day when Miss Witch made another purchase.

This makes the cat very incomprehensible.

However, the reason given by Miss Witch made the cat not know where to start refuting.

"Huh?"

"Cats! We're about to leave the fog.

The next time I come to the western continent, I may not come to the fog capital, so why not buy some souvenirs to take home, and bring some gifts back to Grandpa Lin, aunts, and cooks? ”

"And eh, cat, don't you want to leave with me the wonderful memories we shared in the fog at all?"

……??

The moral high ground is occupied by Miss Witch, and the cat can't say a word back, so she can only resign herself to accompany her and start shuttling through the city, and even in the end, even the cat doesn't know when he started to join the ranks of taking the initiative to choose gifts.

For example, he chose a top hat for the old man that looked like a well-dressed beast.

For another example, choose a top wig for the chef brother who is very creative at home to make desserts.

For example, he gave Miss Witch a pair of glasses.

Because Miss Witch likes to read very much, although she is not nearsighted, she still needs magic glasses to protect her eyes.

Moreover, he felt that it was also very important to unlock the new version of Miss Witch's outfit.

Glasses, as the ontology of the persona, are very important!

Ah~ Miss Witch of Glasses Lady.

And it also comes with a scholarly and serious and rigorous character design.

()

The cat, who was indulging in his great gift, ignored the witch lady who was sneaking at him at this time.

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I returned home with a full amount of gifts, and it was already noon the next day.

But unexpectedly, this time the cat didn't feel much tired.

He's looking forward to what people will say to him when they receive the gifts.

It's just that......

An unexpected picture appeared to the cat.

Everyone, except for the housekeeper, only thanked Miss Witch after receiving the so-called 'cat's gift'.

At most, I came over and said to him "Thank you, cat~" and "The kitten is so beautiful~" and went through the motions perfunctorily.

He hates.

Because at this time, he remembered what kind of setting he had in Miss Witch's house.

One trick missteps to hate through the ages, he hated the former self who did not show intelligence and wisdom.

Who would believe that a mutant kitten that can't speak will pick a souvenir gift according to everyone's needs?

ω

Careless.

But now that I've reacted, it's probably too late to be smarter.

They might say in a more strange tone, "Wow! Kittens are so smart! Yeon-yeon, how did you teach? ”

Just by mere mere sight, the cat wanted to vomit blood.

It's true, I can't hold it back.

And this time, Miss Witch went home early, so there was no need to go out again.

The summer vacation for high school seniors sounds like a long one, with a break from mid-June until September 1.

But in fact, excluding the days when you need to go back to school, summer camps, research reports, and other fragmented arrangements that occupy time, if Miss Witch doesn't have a mind to stay in the dungeon, she probably won't be able to stop coming to the ground.

After all, the so-called summer vacation homework can be written for two months, and it can also be written overnight.

So Pikachu's long-awaited operation, which he secretly named the 'Princess Inspection', was naturally canceled.

And when Cat Cat tells him about this, Pikachu is on the verge of a breakdown.

He said

"I deliberately left a lot of surprises, and I want you to see it with your own eyes, the king."

The grievances revealed in the voice made the cat refuse directly without thinking about it, "Next time, definitely." ”

Pikachu's surprise is not something that ordinary people can see.

In addition to his strange comprehension and language skills, the cat still trusts him very much.

In his report, the Pikachu tribe is thriving and struggling to adapt to dungeon life; The newly moved Gurador is also well adapted to the magma zone.

The cat felt that in a short period of time, he only needed to know these text messages.

Otherwise, he's tired.

Because......

He couldn't even find what bug the little black No. 3 cat head would start when he encountered No. 1 and No. 5, causing No. 1 to drag No. 5 to self-destruct.

And this kind of professional question, ask Miss Witch, she ...... I guess I can't answer it.

That...... There are too many filters.

Is it because of the hidden danger caused by the wolf before?

Or was it because of what they did when they were traveling with Miss Witch?

This...... Where do you start?

Thinking about it, the cat felt that if he didn't pick it up from the time when Pangu opened the sky, he was afraid that he wouldn't be able to pick it up.

orz

The probationary period of No. 1 and No. 3 has been a long time, and it has been running in parallel for a long time before, so the main cause of the problem may be No. 5.

I guess it has something to do with the defensive magic that No. 5 has in reserve.

Re-edit the settings of number 5, and ...... Let's rework a set of defensive spells.

o(╥﹏╥)o

Although the amount of work is still relatively large, compared with the investigation from the opening of the sky, the cat's heart is suddenly more acceptable.

While the cat was pondering, Miss Witch ran straight to the shower with the cute him.

Oh, my God.

How long has it been since this damn witch had taken her cute kitten to a bath?

The cat is wondering if his status has dropped a lot invisibly.

Obviously before, she was not like this.

You don't lock yourself up when you change your clothes, and you don't lock the bathroom door.

Cry.

Why let the cat bear so much.

Is this the case that the so-called misfortune does not go alone?

But the cat never expected that what he thought was still too beautiful.

The torture of the kittens is much more than that.

Just as Miss Witch finished her hair care and came out of the bathroom, she began to stare at the cat with a smile on her face.

This made the cat even a little uncomfortable and began to twitch its back.

"Cat Cat ~ Come here~"

Why am I stupid?

"Today, when I was talking to someone, I suddenly learned something very interesting.

Cats, cats, do you want to know? ”

“……”

Thinking about it, curiosity is curiosity, but the cat always thinks that this thing may not be interesting to him.

But when the witch lady said this, it really made him curious.

Cats are damn curious.

(°°)

"Meow......?"

The more I thought about it, the more I felt that there was a cat cat with a cat stick dangling, and finally I couldn't help but take a step in the direction of Miss Witch.

"Hah! Cats! Eat me a blow! ”

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In the witch's hand, there was a small murder weapon made of sugar orange geometry.

!!!

The cat, who didn't feel anything at the beginning, was stunned for two seconds, and suddenly felt that it was dark in front of her eyes and there was a faint sense of fire in her nose.

This thing...... Smoke your eyes!!

(/ω\)

Where did she get this murder weapon!

What magic!

It actually caused a lot of damage to him who had the Demon Dao Extreme Realm, and what was even worse was that he couldn't recognize it!

"Hahahahaha, cat."

Unlike the cat's cautious and confused appearance of squinting and retreating, Miss Witch smiled directly on the bed.

"Hahaha."

As the distance between the cat's hind legs grew, the laughter of Miss Witch became more and more rampant.

This made the cat feel very uncomfortable, but he didn't want to fight with Miss Witch under this strange magic pressure.

"Meow!!"

Take it away! Get out of the way!!

It's just that to the cat's dismay, since the spell was activated, he even felt that the whole room was filled with this pungent pungent particle.

Don't let him know who the developer of this magic is!!

"No, cat, I'm going to laugh to death, ahhahahahaha."

After another burst of laughter, Miss Witch reluctantly put away the 'weapon' in her hand.

"Meow!!"

Explain!! What is that!!

Seeing the kitten's pretended angry and serious appearance, Miss Witch took a few deep breaths, barely calmed her mood, and said to the cat,

"I said cats, are magical cats so afraid of sugar oranges?

Ahahahaha ”

……???

What did she say??

...... sugar orange?

It's that small, sweet orange?!

Σ(⊙▽⊙“

He used to like to eat a lot?

"I always thought that you, a magical cat, could eat chocolate and drink soup and eat, and strictly speaking, you were no longer a cat.

Outcome...... Hahahahaha. ”

As if in the midst of a wild laugh, she thought of something again, and the witch lady suddenly came up to the cat, almost against his nose,

"Shall I buy you some more catnip?" Or is it a cat teaser? ”

“……”

In the witch's eyes full of ridicule, the cat did not hesitate, and directly raised her hand and gave her a slap.

"Kitten, it's not right for you to hit someone like this."

"And it doesn't hurt to hit someone like this."

As she spoke, Miss Witch just faced the claws that the cat still stubbornly placed on her face,

"And oh, you know what, if you resist like this, it will make Mom even more excited!!"

╰(*°▽°*)╯!!

"Meow hiahiahiahia, the kitten continues, let mom kiss you~~"

"Huh? Still kicking your legs, and you're ready to kick my kitten? ”

"But~~~ You're just a kitten~~~~~"

"Come on! Mommy Kiss !! ”

There is a kind of desperation called being touched by Miss Witch.

There is a kind of despair called "Rivalry" has been triggered.

There is a kind of despair called, being insulted by the mouth of the witch lady.

While it is indeed a good thing if you think about it from another angle, it ...... The dignity of being an unneutered cat told him that he couldn't do this, he had to stand up!!

……

During this period, Miss Witch is going to wait for two days for the score, and if the score is the first place, she will start preparing her thesis report.

In addition, one more important thing is that tomorrow is the last day of Gong Xianjing's arbitration meeting, and it is also the day when the verdict is announced.

At Su Ya's invitation, Miss Witch will be dressed up to attend.

But to be honest, Miss Witch was somewhat uninterested.

At least that's what Miss Witch said, and she also put on an expression of lack of interest.

But at night, the cat doesn't know what the witch is suffering from insomnia.

According to the witch lady herself, it was because she came home from a shower at noon and took a two-hour nap.

Since Miss Witch explained so, the cat also believed it.

Well.

He believed.

At least it pays lip service to the letter.

The cat made full use of Miss Witch's witch literature to mock the creator of the literature.

Naturally, the grudge cat didn't just let himself be happy in his heart, he wasted a lot of energy to go to the kitchen, and wrote down his words mocking Miss Witch into a note and stuffed it into her breakfast today.

It's just that......

What he didn't expect was this.

Miss Witch ate the note without any sense of disobedience.

Σ(⊙▽⊙“

No, no, no, no, no, not ......?

In order to hide it perfectly and be easy to find, he deliberately stuffed it into the lasagna?

This breakfast, he ate a cautious one, the slightest wind and grass he raised his eyes to look at the witch lady, ready to raise his legs and run if there was a slight mistake.

Outcome......?!

Yes???

The cat didn't agree with the result.

He even wanted to crack Miss Witch's mouth open and study her tongue and teeth.

Eldest brother! That's a note, and when you eat it, you don't feel it at all?!

Just when the cat was puzzled, Miss Witch had finished today's breakfast, and then turned her head to Lin Du and said with a cautious face,

"Grandpa Lin."

"Miss, what do you say?"

"Lasagna today...... The taste is a little strange, isn't it undercooked?

Or the quality of the dough is not good.

When I eat it, I always feel that the taste is weird.

Of course, the bolognese sauce is still very tasty. ”

"What......?!"

Hearing the rare bad comments of Miss Witch, Lin Du was even surprised to the point of emoji.

"I'll react to the kitchen, I'm sorry miss, you must tell me as soon as possible the next time you encounter this situation, there is no need to eat it all."

"It's okay, it doesn't affect the taste too much."

“……”

Looking at the two people in the conversation, the cat seemed to realize his strategy and what was wrong.

First of all, this is lasagna.

Well......

And then here's the lasagna bolognese.

The cat thought for a long time, and with magic it also sandwiched a note into its lasagna, and then heated it up for a while.

"Eminem Eminem."

The sour, salty and appetizing taste of the tomato meat sauce in the entrance is matched with the sweetness of the soft glutinous pastry~

Wonderful~

Softened and bewitched by the meat sauce, if you don't know that there is a note in it, it is indeed ...... I couldn't eat the foreign body feeling of the note, and at most I felt that the lasagna was a little stiff for a few bites.

Gan.

Miscalculated.

And having missed this perfect opportunity, the cat really couldn't find any chance to mock Miss Witch's duplicity anymore.

(〃> dish <)

Why!

Why has things been going wrong for him lately?

What about his luck?

Or is this the innate genetic suppression of the brave against the demon king?!

It's not that I haven't changed.

It was yesterday that after pressing the mo, people were very tired and sleepy.

So, I chose to sleep.

And then, there's Kavin.

cry

(End of chapter)