Chapter 72: Naked Humiliation
"Huh......?!"
"Senior sister! Why did you suddenly ......?"
Just gone??
And it's running so fast!
Your cat...... Your cat forgot to bring a duck!!
At this time, Su Ya looked at the cat that was staring at her, and then looked at the direction where the senior sister ran away, and suddenly pursed her lips after muttering.
After a few seconds of silence, Su Ya hesitated,
"That'...... That cat-sama, I'm ...... Hugging you to chase your senior sister? β
"Meow!"
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For a while, Su Ya and Maomao, who had reached an agreement, set off directly at the speed of light.
"Meow!"
Rush the duck! Suya!
The cat, who was riding on Su Ya's head, shouted excitedly and pointed out the direction they were heading.
And Su Ya is also worthy of being the 'senior sister locator', she can accurately find her who has hid in the pile of bushes in the school's flower bed when Miss Witch is running at full speed.
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Star chasers, are they all such terrifying existences?
For a while, Maomao felt that he might have underestimated the power of faith.
"Whew...... Finally found you, senior sister. β
As a short-legged priest with a high probability of following the family genes, Bai Yan hunched her waist, held her knees, gasped for breath, and said to the witch lady who was curled up in front of her and pretended to be a landscaper.
- Stones, they can't speak.
Because I think the cat's way of speaking is very interesting, I also learned the magic of the witch lady, and wrote the above paragraph in front of me with magic.
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Su Ya, you have to calm down Su Ya!!
No, no, no, what my hands are doing.
Click.
Oh! I must have been controlled by an evil force to take pictures at this time.
"Ah...... Cat-sama, I didn't mean to, I haven't forgotten our goal...... Huh?? β
Su Ya looked at the cat who was taking out the video of the magic crystal, and suddenly leaned back and fell into deep thought.
Compared to the cooking power, I actually lost.
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was patted on the shoulder by the cat, Su Ya returned to the topic and came to the side of Miss Witch,
"So...... Sister, what happened to you? β
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encountered, the Waterloo of life.
She may have to consider changing her life to the mainland.
No......
Another continent may not be enough.
I may consider it and live in a different world.
If at the time of reincarnation, the cat of the symbiosis contract will not chase after her and tell her that string of words.
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After looking at the landscaping stone, white, and great senior sister, she unexpectedly revealed an aura of lovelessness, Su Ya said to the witch lady a little incoherently,
"Is it boring? Still is...... You don't think it's strong enough?! β
"That one, don't be depressed! Senpai!! If...... If you're really not satisfied, I can call my dad! I can threaten him and make him do the same!! β
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- No, it has nothing to do with that.
Although it can't be considered completely unrelated.
I can only say that it is the inducement.
If someone could break Miss Witch's head now, they would surely see her pupils, which had lost their highlights.
So...... At first, she thought that the cat was just an ordinary smart kitten, and she did something.
Said a lot...... That...... If you push the limits.
For example, repeat the lines that you think are handsome.
Then, take a shower, change clothes, and scratch your buttocks......
OK.
At this point, it can be over.
She's finished, and her life is over.
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Miss Witch chose to end her comedy-like life at this time.
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"Cats!! Senior Sister Bai seems to be about to ascend to heaven!! Save...... Help me!! β
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I can't see it.,Miss Witch, who can usually speak casually in the second middle school.,Would she care so much about social death?
Did she think that what she said the rest of the time was very serious?
This perception is not good, it has to be changed~
Don't let her realize the bottom line of normal people, how can her collections give full play to her maximum value!
Let Su Ya, a normal person, teach Miss Witch a good lesson today!
The mischief and fun psychology made the cat show a big smile when she looked at Su Ya after being crazy and busy, and the witch lady who was still stubbornly squatting on the ground.
With a pleasant, standard cat step, he rubbed in front of Miss Witch.
With an intimate action that he almost never dos, he rubbed it hard against the witch lady.
"Meow~~~~"
The meow of the long, narrow clips, and the fluffy touch coming from the side of the legs, reminded Miss Witch of more very bad things.
At this moment, she shuddered.
Miss Witch took a deep breath, stood up, ignored as much as possible the kitten that fell at her feet and frantically brushed her sense of existence, and said to Su Ya,
"The trial is going to be a little boring, let's go."
"Good~~~"
Seeing that Miss Witch finally came to life, Su Ya was like a big golden retriever wagging her tail, and she came over in an instant.
"It's a bit boring, it's clear that a bad student like her should have been sanctioned a long time ago.
But she has been an outlaw fanatic for a long time, and she is at large.
What's even worse is that if it weren't for that Senior Yu's means, that Gong Xianjing would still be able to continue.
True...... Dislike. β
Although Su Ya hated Gong Xianjing and this matter, her squirting words and vocabulary in front of Miss Witch still subconsciously restrained a lot.
"Sort of, indeed."
Miss Witch nodded, agreeing with her assessment.
"And...... She's no longer interesting to me. β
It wasn't her standing in front of the stage in person to judge Gong Xianjing.
So, Miss Witch is also thinking that it's time to change her goal.
She no longer needs to deliberately prove her ability and strength in front of Gong Xianjing.
Because they are already people of two worlds.
Father......?
Seems like a good idea.
This family is in the imperial capital.
As long as you mix with cats, skipping challenges is not a thing.
But...... In the near future, she will never pay attention to cats!
This bad cat who pretends to be stupid not only eavesdrops on her, but also writes it down and deliberately learns it from her!
Sine!
didn't even snort at the kitten to express her resentment and dissatisfaction, and the witch lady dragged Su Ya to the school gate.
Looking at Miss Witch, who was deliberately messing with him, the cat felt provoked.
All right! Ignore me on purpose!
I'd like to see how long you can last!
He doesn't believe it, with Su Ya's simple assist, you can ignore me for how long!
The cat, with its tail cocked and strutting high, didn't care about the fact that it was deliberately left behind, and when the war had just begun, it had already put on a victor's posture.
Because...... In this battle, he has a killer weapon!!
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Taking advantage of the fact that Miss Witch was about to close the door, the cat directly teleported to the front seat, not giving Miss Witch room to let herself eat exhaust at all.
Anyway, he's a magic cat, and it's useless for him to use such a weak move!
"Go...... Let's go to the street today, right? β
Su Ya, who has a full yearning for the city, proposed to the witch lady.
...... a street?
As a local, but the unusually homely witch lady, she searched hard for this adjective in her mind.
Oh!
It is a street of 'style before the revival of magic', referred to as 'Mosu Front Street'.
Although it is said to be a "street", in fact, both shops and various buildings have taken up several streets.
This stubborn naming method makes Miss Witch feel very much like her current self.
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No, no, no, no.
I can't think so.
As a rebel myself, I must stick to my original intention, and I must not jump into rebellion!
It is true that Miss Witch feels that her farewell to this world may not have anything to do with cats, but this act of stubbornly venting on the kitten makes her feel a little disdainful.
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Aren't you going to become a crumb witch......
As a cat from the 'prehistoric era', I am also very interested in this so-called street.
Before he was a big fan of the famous night market snack street.
Although many times, most of these places are set up for the slaughter of fools and fats, ...... If you look carefully, you can still find a lot of good products.
For example, the liquid omelet rice that used to be opened around the corner.
Eat it with the stubborn grilled cold noodles brought from the entrance of the city, and under the watchful eye of the boss who seems to be about to kill, the taste is ......
It's just not too fragrant!
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Just thinking about that smell, the cat can't help but start chirping.
"Huh! Cat God! When did you slip up! β
Just about to ask Miss Witch if she left her cat at school, Su Ya, listened to the movement of the chirp in the front seat, and when she looked forward curiously, she happened to see the cat in the co-pilot's seat.
"Cat, how did you get up!"
Su Ya didn't know how capable the cat was.
She is like the original Miss Witch, who only treats him as a mascot with an IQ higher than that of ordinary cats.
Hum.
It's time to show off the real technology!
With a teleportation, the cat sat on top of Su Ya's head.
When Su Ya was about to reach out to hug him, she flashed to the empty seat in the back seat again.
"Cats!! You can even teleport magic! β
Just when the cat was about to continue to show her ability in order to get more Resby, she heard that Miss Witch suddenly picked up her phone and put the video.
And...... It's still on with a loud sound.
"Mom! Look at that clown, his performance ......"
"Good~funny~funny~ah~~~~"
Then, under the surprised gaze of one person and one cat, he paused the video calmly.
"Ah, I'm sorry, an interface popped up all of a sudden, and my hand slipped."
I believe you a ghost!
Unlike Su Ya's stunned and accepting the wrong setting, the cat knew that this damn witch was definitely intentional!
He's mocking himself for being like a clown, and he's funny!
Cry! I'm really going to cry!
Kittens also have self-esteem!
So, the cat exerted all his strength, and just when the car was turning, he came to Miss Witch with an evil god sauce kick that he had been practicing for a short time!
Touch.
With a dull crashing sound, the cat knew it had succeeded.
Hit Miss Witch's side with precision, causing her a lot of damage.
[You are attacked by 'Blackie's flying kick]
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At such an instant, the cat felt that she had lost money by exchanging blood with Miss Witch.
Is his well-planned flying kick only worth 0.1 witch HP?!
Humiliation, naked humiliation.
And Miss Witch, who was also aware of this, even forcibly stopped trying to rub her waist hand, stretched out her thumb to the cat expressionlessly, and then went up side down fiercely.
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Still...... And take the initiative to taunt me?!
It's no longer a small struggle of who cares about whom.
Now, the war seems to have evolved into a 'defense breaking operation'.
The cat took a deep breath, and even did not hesitate to use magic to force herself to calm down, just to find the most appropriate way to retaliate.
Damn witch, you're forcing me!
At this time, the cat was standing in the back seat, with his feet up, standing on his back two feet, raising his cat's paws and covering one of his eyes with his other hand.
- Burst, reality! Smash it, spirit! Disappear! This world!
Obviously, this is just a small action, but in the eyes of Miss Witch, it seems that there is already a physical dubbing.
At this moment, Miss Witch's memory returned to the rooftop and ...... in the afternoon Late at night in their own room.
This daily quest has gradually changed from reading aloud to a performance with action.
At first, she just felt a little ashamed, but after watching it, she admitted that she had also thought it was cool for just over two weeks, and often imitated it in her room......
Unexpectedly, at that time, the cat was also peeking!!
As a witch lady who thinks she is sober and has graduated from the age of secondary two diseases, she is now somewhat unable to look directly at her unusually thick performance art at that time.
Miss Witch looked at the Cheshire smile on her face when she saw the cat almost slap into her face, and suddenly became angry, and she held back her anger fiercely in her heart.
She clenched her hands into fists...... The fist is hard!
But......
Cat, don't think you don't have any black material.
As a kitten with a brain, you don't want to use a litter box!
Although the magical cat can use magic to turn its digestive system into a perfect energy conversion chain, and send out the residue in its body in a special way.
But a few days before the first cat, the cat wasn't particularly familiar with magical programming, so ......
Just when the cat was puzzled, looking at the witch lady who suddenly sneered at him, she took out her mobile phone and poked Su Ya, and then rarely took the initiative to chat with Su Ya.
"Su Ya, when I was sorting out the album a few days ago, I found some interesting kitten videos, do you want to watch them?"
Cat:!!!!
Although it is not known what exactly the video content is, it ...... A chilling sense of horror made the cat's tail hair explode instantly.
(End of chapter)