829, playing mahjong

This is the penultimate hand, Li Hongzhang every card is played carefully, not seeking merit, but seeking no fault, as long as it is not fired. She doesn't think about winning a few hands now, she just wants not to lose without firing guns. As a result, everyone's cards in this game are not good, and the cards are also slow, seeing that the cards left are getting fewer and fewer, and the four have not yet listened to the cards, and it is extremely difficult to play.

Li Hongzhang's hand has been dismantled a mess, she left all the cards that may be fired, but she can't listen to the cards, so the jar is broken, the more you play, the worse it gets, and a hand of cards is almost unreliable. Yi Yun and Chen Yuanyuan are not good at this hand, and they have not achieved much, but Zheng Zhifeng, who has lost all his hands, is not afraid to wear shoes with bare feet, and he plays very boldly, and the cards in his hand have finally become shaped. But although she has a good card, the other three people don't want to light the cannon, and they play too carefully, so she can't stop laughing.

At the end of the game, there are fewer and fewer cards, and it looks like the game is about to be lost. Li Hongzhang was overjoyed: "If you tie, you don't have to lose a piece of clothing." ”

Zheng Zhifeng touched the last card, she also had no mind to paste the card, grabbed this card and looked at it at random, just wanted to lose the game, but I didn't expect the last card to catch a look, she was suddenly overjoyed: "Wow...... Wahahahaha...... Haidilao!"

Li Hongzhang was shocked, his arm trembled, and he almost knocked over the table. Although she has been fighting carefully to ensure that she does not light the cannon, there is no way for people to touch her.

I saw Zheng Zhifeng hurriedly put three clothes on her body to cover her exposed body, and then she breathed a sigh of relief: "Whew, I'm ashamed." It's finally worn back now, wahahaha. ”

Yi Yun and Chen Yuanyuan each took off one with a smile, and all three of them turned their heads and stared at Li Hongzhang. She lost the rules and had to take off one, but now she only has a thin shirt on her body, and only a pair of obscene pants left underneath, and she will be half-naked if she takes it off.

Li Hongzhang's whole body trembled.

Yi Yun smiled, "What's wrong?

Li Hongzhang said angrily: "I will never lose cards." ”

The three of them laughed together: "That's to take it off." ”

Li Hongzhang cried and reached out to take off her shirt, which she now relied on for support. so as not to make a fool of yourself. Now that I can't keep it, what should I do? Do you want to follow Zheng Zhifeng's example and block it with your arms around your chest? Zheng Zhifeng's chest is very beautiful, and when you block it, you will squeeze out a ditch. But Li Hongzhang does not have this confidence in his figure. If you put your hands on your chest. As a result, I can't even press a ditch, which is more humiliating than being naked, what can I do if it is swollen?

She thought about it for a long time. Suddenly I thought of a plan, reached through the hem of my shirt, and pulled the cute little pink pants out of it. This time she played a gap, but it didn't expose her body, the upper body was still covered in the shirt, and the lower body, the hem of the shirt was elongated, and it barely covered the thighs.

Yi Yun and the others sweated profusely: "Hey, can you do this?"

Li Hongzhang snorted: "If you lose, take off one, win and wear one, the rules are set like this, but if you don't take off the inside first, you still take off the outside first, anyway, as long as I take off one piece, it counts." ”

Yi Yun thought about it, this is also true, and it is not a violation, so he had to hum: "Okay, there are two more, I see if you can keep the last one." ”

Li Hongzhang bit his lower lip and said: "Although my superb gambling skills are dragged down by bad luck and I can't win, it's okay to ensure that I don't lose, you just let the horse come." ”

Seeing that she was stubborn, Yi Yun deliberately called her shy, deliberately locked his eyes on the little obscene pants she took off, and said with a wicked smile: "Tsk, pink, why don't you embroider a bear on it?"

Li Hongzhang was ashamed and hurriedly hid it behind him.

Iyun laughed.

Li Hongzhang said seriously: "Lord Wang, please pay attention to the discipline. ”

Yi Yun pursed his lips: "What kind of discipline do you talk about when you play strip mahjong?

Li Hongzhang was speechless.

The four of them began to push the cards again.

As a result, this one Li Hongzhang carefully dodged, it was Yi Yun who fired the gun, and Zheng Zhifeng was the one who won the card, Li Hongzhang breathed a sigh of relief, there was only one last hand, as long as he played again, it would be safe.

Yi Yun saw that it was the last one, and he had the heart to fix Li Hongzhang, so he glanced at Chen Yuanyuan and Zheng Zhifeng, after all, the three of them are a family, and they are happy to play stripping and fighting potatoes here, and now Li Hongzhang suddenly got in to make trouble, and the three of them were a little unhappy, who would she do if she didn't fix her?

Chen Yuanyuan and Yi Yun kicked under the table, and then "snapped" a chicken out, Yi Yun laughed and said, "I want to touch this one!" "It's so lucky, you can play whatever you want."

Chen Yuanyuan's face showed a sad look, and he said depressedly: "Why do you even want such a corner of Zhangzi?" she said as she hid the two and three in her hand, it turned out that she was a chicken taken out of the middle of a Liankaner card in One, Two, Three.

At this time, Yi Yun kicked Zheng Zhifeng's feet a few more times, and after turning around, Zheng Zhifeng shook his hand and punched out a five, and Yi Yun said again: "Ah, I want to touch it! It's really good luck, even the middle Zhang like five can be touched." ”

Zheng Zhifeng also hurriedly buckled a four-strip and a six-strip in his hand on the table.

Yi Yun entered two cards in a row, and through the communication with Chen Yuanyuan and Zheng Zhifeng, he already knew what cards the two of them had in their hands, so that it was much more convenient for him to leave a draw, and it was basically impossible to hear the kind of Zhang that could never be Hu, and he could roughly deduce what cards Li Hongzhang had in his hand.

As the cards on the table are getting fewer and fewer, Yi Yun is becoming more and more clear about what cards Li Hongzhang has in his hand, the three of them joined forces, and they didn't even play a card for Li Hongzhang to eat or touch, Yi Yun has two wives to help, and the cards in his hand are quickly sorted out very smoothly, and a strip has been formed.

At this time, Chen Yuanyuan played a seven-strip out, which was exactly what Yi Yun wanted to hu, but he deliberately didn't hu, let it go, reached out to touch the card, pretended to change one in his own card, and then turned around again, Li Hongzhang muttered: "Ah, someone has played seven, it seems that seven-of-a-kind is safe." She raised her hand, and "snapped" on the table with a seven-strip.

Yi Yun shouted: "Ha, Qijo, I'm nonsense, all the strips!"

"What?" Li Hongzhang was shocked: "You...... Why didn't you have that seven pieces of nonsense just now?"

Yi Yun said: "I didn't draw the cards just now, I touched the cards after she played this long strip before I drew the cards." ”

Li Hongzhang thought about it, it seemed that Yi Yun had indeed made a move to change cards, and this time her intestines were remorseful: "People have obviously changed their cards, so it is possible to change the draw, why didn't I think of it? I should play a safer card, woo...... It's over, it's lost...... The last one actually lost...... The evening festival is not guaranteed......"

I saw that the three people in the room were all smiling and glancing at her, apparently signaling her to take off her clothes.

Li Hongzhang wanted to cry without tears, and looked left and right with tears in his eyes: "You guys...... Can you turn your head away? ”

Yi Yun snorted: "Cut, the fun of playing strip mahjong is to watch the loser undress, what fun do I have if you tell me to turn my head around?

Li Hongzhang said depressedly: "But when Zheng Zhifeng was stripped naked just now, I didn't see you staring at her in a daze." ”

Yi Yun smiled: "Her husband and wife and I, I'm tired of seeing ......" Before the words fell, Zheng Zhifeng flew up and kicked at him, Yi Yun was already prepared, leaned back, dodged this kick, and then reached out and grabbed Zheng Zhifeng's arm, dragged her into his arms and restrained her, and said with a smile: "Don't eat flying vinegar." ”

Zheng Zhifeng said sadly: "You said that you are tired of watching me! ”

Yi Yun said: "Well, people are talking about fun, let's go back to the room and take a closer look after a while, to ensure that we don't get tired." ”

Zheng Zhifeng turned his anger into joy at this time, and said to Li Hongzhang with a smile: "Master Li, you take advantage of the fact that my husband is not tired of seeing it, take it off quickly! You are not beautiful in the first place, and it is easy to be tired of being looked at, if you don't take advantage of this time to show off your figure, no one will look at you when you strip naked and run on the big in the future." ”

Li Hongzhang was furious and fought back: "The value of a woman is not in the face, no matter how beautiful a woman is, she will get tired of seeing it in two or three years, the most important thing for a woman is intellectual beauty, I Li Hongzhang understands foreign affairs, and I am a first-class knowledge-based white-collar woman, and men never get tired of looking at me." ”

The three of them laughed: "Okay, knowledge-based white-collar women, get rid of it, where is there so much nonsense." ”

Li Hongzhang's arrogance was suddenly suppressed, he smiled bitterly, and slowly pulled his shirt...... Her movements were extremely slow, it seemed that her arms weighed more than a thousand pounds, and the clothes seemed to be glued to her body, and she couldn't take them off for a long time.

Yi Yun is actually really afraid that she will take it off all of a sudden, because he won her last one by cheating, so he doesn't really want to see her, in general, Yi Yun is still a little bit of a low-level temperament, if he didn't cheat on this mahjong, he will definitely urge her to take it off now, but he doesn't have the confidence to cheat, just thinking about finding an excuse to tell her not to take it off.

I saw Li Hongzhang's hand slowly sliding, his clothes were lifted little by little, and his snow-white thighs slowly appeared in front of everyone. At this moment, the radar in the captain's room suddenly sounded, and Yi Yun rushed to the radar with an arrow, only to see several small light spots on the radar, which was heading in the direction of the Big Meng.

Yi Yun said: "The British fleet is coming! Lord Li, don't take it off, quickly put on your clothes and prepare to meet the enemy." ”

When Li Hongzhang heard this, she immediately breathed a sigh of relief, she jumped up on the ground, put her coat and trousers on her body, and ran out of the cabin, shouting as she ran: "Soldiers, prepare for battle! The British fleet is coming, hahahahaha!"

A sailor said curiously: "Lord Li, the British are going to fight when they come, what's so funny about this?"

Li Hongzhang didn't answer him, but laughed and said, "The British came in time, hahahahaha!" (To be continued.) )