Chapter 2: The First Encounter
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"Hurry up, that little bunny is here to steal wine again."
At the same time, in the small town of Pear Blossom, I only heard the shopkeeper of the "Yixiao Wine Shop" shouting there, and looked in the direction of his finger, and sure enough, there was a ghost who stole wine behind a large wine tank.
Although he moved gently and rolled up his sleeves, this concealment really seemed a little fake, as the wine grapes tumbling up and down in his hand could tell the whole story. Buried his head and hiding his eyes, he felt that no one saw him, but the high and bulging hair also betrayed his soul of stealing wine.
A few guys listened to the shopkeeper's words, stopped what they were doing, and did not step forward to stop them, but laughed.
"Hurry, hurry...... Hurry up and catch him, why are you stunned? ”
The shopkeeper stood on the counter, clapping his hands on the table, as if in a hurry. Looking at the wrinkles on his face as he slapped the table, the guys were worried that the few big yellow teeth that were covered by his small beard would not shake off.
"Quick, stop him."
The shopkeeper spoke again, but the thief who stole the wine seemed to have not yet filled the gourd, and when he heard someone shouting, he sped up and kept pouring wine into the gourd, and then a man with five big and three thick feet stood in front of him.
"What's the matter, it's not full yet?"
"No, it's still a few mentions left."
The wine thief replied to the strong man's words with a red face, and the work in his hands still did not stop. Of course, his blushing was not because he was ashamed, but when he smelled the smell of wine, he knew that he must have drunk a lot.
"You little rabbit, you've come to steal my wine again. There are so many restaurants in our Lihua Town, you just hold on to my house. And thou say, What is your heart? ”
The shopkeeper came out of the middle of the men, but his thin figure could not hide his vicious face.
When the wine thief saw the shopkeeper coming, he hurriedly put away his gourd and held it in his arms, hiccuped, slowly raised his head, and said, "Master, I have drunk countless wines, but your pot of pear blossoms is the most beautiful." Go and go, and it will be even more beautiful when you have a few appetizers. ”
Hearing this, the angry shopkeeper wanted to give him a few big mouths. Before the shopkeeper could adjust his heart, the wine thief said again: "Don't worry, the master is rich, although the big fish and meat are on the top, I will give them next time." ”
"Master, you've heard what you've said since you entered the store as a child, and your ears have become calloused."
The thin guy on the side teased, but laughed happily, without a trace of ridicule.
"Alright, pour the wine into the vat and blast it out."
The shopkeeper spoke, and the thief hugged the gourd, and the guy muttered again.
"Shopkeeper, we can also hear your words in the ears, when will we be able to snatch his gourd."
The shopkeeper glared at the man, who avoided the shopkeeper's eyes, and the shopkeeper shouted, "Throw it out for me." ”
In this way, the thief was lifted up and thrown out, and the shopkeeper did not forget to make up for his ass.
"Okay, you Wang shopkeeper, dare to kick the master's ass, beware of the master to clean you up."
"Lao Tzu kicked you prank, you little rabbit cub, I didn't send you to the official, you have to think about it."
"Go, you're going. I don't change my name, and I don't change my surname. My nickname is Lu Xiaoxian, and my big name is Lu Xiaoxian. Drinking your wine is to look up to you, okay, don't be so stingy. In life, you should eat and drink. As soon as you see such a weak chicken, you know that you have a rat belly and chicken intestines. ”
Lu Xiaoxian said this, causing passers-by to laugh. The shopkeeper came to lose his temper, and he wanted to get rid of it, but as soon as the bull's temper came up, he shouted loudly: "Give Lao Tzu a flat on him." ”
A few guys were just about to the guys, but Lu Xiaoxian hurriedly said: "Stop, see the sword in my hand, you are not an opponent." I'm afraid I'll hurt you, so I can't help it. ”
When the men heard this, their nostrils began to pant heavily, and when they entered the house, they picked up a long bench and chased them out.
"Stop."
Lu Xiaoxian pushed forward with his right hand.
"How?"
The five-year-old guy shouted in a rough voice.
"I'll run."
Before the words fell, the person had slipped away. A few guys saw it, and they all laughed happily, and didn't chase it. The shopkeeper also went to the door, and he didn't forget to throw a sentence: "The next time he dares to come, he will break Lao Tzu's legs." ”
And this Lu Xiaoxian ran without looking back, and ran a few streets in one breath. As soon as he stopped, he said that it was a coincidence, and he just stopped in front of Aunt Wang's vegetable stall.
Lu Xiaoxian was staring at Aunt Wang's vegetable stall, and the eldest brother behind him said, "Lu Xiaoxian, you went to steal other people's wine again." ”
"Go, take a sip, what's the so-called stealing."
Fifty paces away, there was a woman, in her thirties, pointing and teaching her children.
"We are family people, but we can't be as faceless and skinless as him. I don't have money, I still eat and drink secretly, and take other people's things. It's a shame that there is no one to care about someone's life. ”
Although the woman lowered her voice, whether intentionally or unintentionally, these harsh words were still heard clearly by those around her. The passer-by's eldest brother also blushed when he heard this, and hurriedly explained to Lu Xiaoxian: "Xiaoxian, let's just have a joke, don't mind, don't mind." ”
Lu Xiaoxian shook his head, and the passer-by waved his hand and left.
"Aunt Wang, are peaches sweet?"
"If you have money, it's sweet, and if you don't have money, it's not sweet."
Aunt Wang looked at Lu Xiaoxian calmly.
"Then I'll help you taste this peach, whether you have money or not."
", where is it cool, don't mess with me to sell vegetables."
"Okay, let's go cool off."
At this time, Aunt Wang stared closely at Lu Xiaoxian's free right hand, but she still didn't stare at it, and the two big immortal peaches disappeared. Looking at Lu Xiaoxian who trotted away, Aunt Wang twitched the chicken feather blanket in her hand on the vegetable shelf.
"Little Wang Balamb, you are not afraid of others poking you in the back every day."
"Who am I, I'm Lu Xiaoxian, they can't poke it."
As he spoke, Lu Xiaoxian wiped the peach in his hand on his clothes, turned around and shouted, "Aunt Wang, rich and rich." ”
"Beware of choking you."
At this moment, Lu Xiaoxian and a handsome boy bumped into a full arms.
"You're blind, you don't walk long."
Lu Xiaoxian said, and walked around the side. But that Qing Junerlang didn't intend to give way, and stood in the way again.
"You're the one?"
"Who are you, who dare to say that the master is a splash?!"
Lu Xiaoxian looked at the person in front of him with a strange expression.
"Listen up, Xiandu, Wudaoguan, Chen... Road... Black. ”
The man said with a calm face.
"Chen Daoxuan? Haven't heard of it. ”
"I haven't heard of it, don't worry, return everything you take, otherwise you will look good."
Hearing this, Lu Xiaoxian suddenly understood that someone wanted to stick onions in the pig's nose and pretend to uphold justice.
"Go, you're a weak chicken, go cool."
"Don't force me to do it."
Chen Daoxuan is still very calm.
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