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On the way back, a few people picked some wild vegetables in a familiar place, which was also the dinner in their hearts. However, there are quite a lot of wild vegetables in this field, and you can get a lot of them with your hand.

When they arrived at their so-called home, it was really shabby. Not to mention that the courtyard is very small, the firewood has collapsed, and the door is crooked. There are no windows, just a hole. When I entered the house, I looked up and saw that through the air attack between the tiles, there were spots of starlight. Fortunately, it has been repaired and can shelter from the wind and rain.

Dilapidation is a bit shabby, but it has all the organs. They make a fire and wash it. After a while, a large clay pot was set up on the fire for barbecue. He poured water into it, sprinkled some coarse salt, and waited for the water to boil.

As soon as the water boiled, they couldn't wait to scald the wild vegetables. One person and one bowl sat around the fire, stretching their necks.

"Ahem."

Suddenly, I heard someone coughing in the courtyard, and the atmosphere instantly became tense, and the chatter and laughter came to an abrupt end.

The crowd was still nervous, and the man suddenly walked in through the door, still holding the package in his hand.

"What? If you have something to eat, you don't shout that the master will taste it first. ”

Although the night was dark and dark, it was still clear to see. It's none other than that Pippy Lu Xiaoxian. It's the disgusting that opens the door for the disgusting, and the disgusting arrives home.

"You go and eat your delicious food, and we eat it, how can it enter your mouth." The big fat said with a burying face, actually afraid that Lu Xiaoxian would laugh at them.

Lu Xiaoxian approached them and glanced at the wild vegetables, there were quite a lot of types. What shepherd's cabbage, bitter herbs, melon leaves, old bracken and the like are a whole dustpan.

"It turned out that I was eating pig food, so I had to call the master. It's kind of interesting, it's kind of interesting. ”

As soon as Lu Xiaoxian said this, several guys tilted their heads angrily. Tilt your face to one side, not wanting to look at this annoying guy more. If this is really someone else, you must give him a few big mouths. Xin Youjian smirked and looked at Lu Xiaoxian blankly. After all, he was still young, and he thought it was funny.

And these wild vegetables, pigs can eat, and people can naturally eat them.

Lu Xiaoxian didn't care so much, leaned on Huang Er's stunned squatting down, threw the things in his hand to the side, and took the dishes and chopsticks in his hand by the way. A butt squeezed Huang Er stunned from the stool to the ground, Huang Er stunned at him, slowly stood up, and patted the dust on his buttocks. It's a stool, but it's actually a lump of wood.

"Lu Xiaoxian, you rootless wild seed, don't deceive people too much."

At this time, the big fat stood up, looking like he was going to fight hard with Lu Xiaoxian.

"Big Fat !!"

Huang Er was stunned and roared, and hurriedly roared at him, lest he speak indiscriminately and talk nonsense.

Lu Xiaoxian didn't bother to pay attention to him, and he didn't even look at him. They picked up their freshly cooked wild herbs and took a bite. I felt too bitter and spit on the ground.

"Ah, it's so bitter, it doesn't taste at all."

"You ......"

The big fat man is out of breath.

Lu Xiaoxian scooped up all the dishes they had just ordered. I opened the package again, and it turned out to be some mutton, chicken, pig's head meat, etc., all cooked food. All of these were poured into it by Lu Xiaoxian and boiled a large clay pot. He took a bite of the wild vegetables, but before they were ripe, he felt that the taste was not enough.

"Is there any salt? Give another dose of salt. ”

The boss of the Su family silently handed the salt to Lu Xiaoxian, and after Lu Xiaoxian sprinkled some salt, the water was already tumbling. Blanched the wild vegetables, tasted them, and said, "That's right, I knew that I would make some star anise peppercorns and the like, wouldn't it be beautiful." ”

A few people were watching, Lu Xiaoxian ate it by himself, and didn't forget to give it to Xin Youji, who was watching him smirk.

"Sir, do you want to eat with us?" Xin Youjian looked at Lu Xiaoxian, who was constantly being burned, and asked.

Lu Xiaoxian also understood what he meant, and said, "Why, have you all become gods, and you have to be invited to eat one by one?" Do you want to make offerings to you first, put them on the board, burn incense, and kowtow three times? ”

A few of them still look at me, I look at you, and they don't know what to do.

"Eat, what are you doing in a daze."

Only then did everyone sit up again and move their chopsticks. Huang Erxuan took the bowl again, moved another wooden lump, and sat down.

Just when everyone was eating, Lu Xiaoxian suddenly shouted, "Stop." ”

Everyone looked at him with puzzled expressions.

"It would be better if there was a sip of wine."

"Where are I going to get you a drink this big night?" Big Fat muttered.

"Why don't I go out and look for it?"

Huang Er was stunned and put down the dishes and chopsticks and stood up.

"Second brother, how can you afford to buy wine." Xin Youji said with a grin.

"Don't worry, there's still some money left over for last night's dinner."

"Forget it, get a bowl of water and drink it."

Lu Xiaoxian grabbed another handful of wild vegetables and threw them in.

Huang Er was stunned and called Lu Xiaoxian a bowl of water, and Lu Xiaoxian raised his head and drank it in one gulp.

"It's bitter, but as the little kid said, it does have a taste."

Lu Xiaoxian picked up some wild vegetables and swallowed them again, and then said, "This meal tonight is okay, let's go." ”

Lu Xiaoxian swayed away in the strange eyes of the brothers.

After he walked away for a while, Da Fat said, "Is this person sick?" ”

"Don't talk so much, don't you see? They came to bring us meat to eat. The boss of the Su family said.

"I don't think he's that bad." The second child of the Su family answered.

"Then he often teases us, I think he is a weasel to give New Year's greetings to chickens, and he must not be kind."

Big Fat couldn't stop his mouth when he ate.

"You can't think of people so badly." The boss of the Su family looked calm.

"Big fat, no matter what, they sent us food, you just said too much. Don't hit people in the face, and don't expose their shortcomings when scolding. ”

Huang Er was stunned and said big fat again.

"Originally, I saw that you ate his soft mouth, and forgot how he cleaned us up. He doesn't know who his own father and mother are, isn't it a wild seed without roots? Big Fat is still explaining.

"Big fat, you're a little too much."

Huang Er was stunned and scolded.

"Yes, yes, don't tell anyone yet. Besides, the second child was not like this before, you dared to say anything, and you didn't feel wrong. ”

"That was before, can it be the same?"

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On the second day, as soon as Lu Xiaoxian turned over, he felt bad, thinking that this was over.

It turned out that he slept on their roof last night, and this turn over crushed the roof that was not strong. Fortunately, Lu Xiaoxian did a good job, turned and jumped lightly, and fell aside.

There was an instant uproar in the room: "Run, earthquake." ”

When a few of them ran to the yard in disgrace, they turned their heads to see that the roof had collapsed in half, and dust was everywhere. saw Lu Xiaoxian with an embarrassed face again, and several people instantly understood.

"Are you seriously ill, demolish our house?"

The big fat shouted angrily, and he should have the power of the two tigers.

"I'm sorry, your roof is too thin, I was careless...... It collapsed. ”

Lu Xiaoxian really felt that he couldn't go, and fished his head to show embarrassment.

Da Fat still wanted to chatter, but was stopped by Huang Erstunned and said, "Lu Xiaoxian, what do you want to do?" Just say it. Don't you find it boring to toss us back and forth? ”

Although Lu Xiaoxian was very upset, it had already happened, so he simply said a little bit and said, "Then let the master toss your last day, and then you can urinate and defecate in the future." ”

"You ......"

The big fat looked at Lu Xiaoxian viciously.

"Okay, manly man, talk the talk."

Huang Er was stunned and calm.

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