Chapter 32: The Quartet Drum

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"You're not from the government, so wouldn't it be in vain to ask."

Lu Xiaoxian was a little ostentatious.

"That's it, old man, real ink."

The fat man is so --- his temperament has been worn out.

"You see your head is big enough, but it's not easy to use. Some people, the brain is a good thing. Lu Xiaoxian was angry with this guy, seeing that the fat man was going to eat meat and drink wine by himself, and he didn't care about himself. Lu Xiaoxian said again: "It's very simple, just put a drum in the middle of the lively bazaar, and set up a soldier to take turns to take care of it." When someone complains, the drum beats. ”

"Aren't you an ornament, then? Which government did not sound the drum of grievances. ”

The fat man felt that Lu Xiaoxian was pure nonsense.

"The brain is a good thing, some people often talk about it, but they don't use it."

Lu Xiaoxian seemed to be full, drinking wine and burping.

"Say." The fat man said unceremoniously.

"I said it, but it's just a suggestion, is there a reward? Don't ask for dignitaries, just ask for golden beans. ”

It seems that Lu Xiaoxian has already deeply understood the true meaning of the four words Tian shameless, and it has penetrated into the bone marrow.

"Yes, you say."

The fat man was still eating meat and drinking wine, and he didn't even look at Lu Xiaoxian.

"Actually, it's simple. He is just a drum and can only be passed on to the government. And these quadripartite drums are sounding in all directions and spreading to the world, you know. Lu Xiaoxian cocked Erlang's legs and leaned back on the stool. Drank a little wine, and a little scoop. I looked at the fat man's servant, and there was a little girl, who was quite beautiful. Lu Xiaoxian said to him: "You, come here, serve the master to drink." ”

The servant looked at the fat man, but the fat man didn't say anything, so she went over to serve Lu Xiaoxian. Lu Xiaoxian lay on his side and raised his head. A mouth, there is a mouth, there is a mouthful of wine; In one mouth, there are peanuts delivered; In one mouth, the cold dishes and everything come in. Don't forget to scrape the bridge of people's noses with your fingers and tease them. Lu Xiaoxian will really enjoy this and live as an earth emperor. Clothes come to stretch out their hands, and food comes to open their mouths.

"There is wine and meat, and there are people to serve. If life is like this every day, it is to ask the master to be a god, and I will not do it. ”

Lu Xiaoxian sighed again.

"Then if you finish your words, and if you don't understand the words, everything in front of you will immediately come to naught."

The fat man urged.

Lu Xiaoxian was threatened, and his mind was in a hurry, so he said: "You are really a pig's brain, you set up a drum of grievances in the downtown area, but whenever someone sounds the drum and shouts grievances, register immediately." It was copied in four copies, one sent to the local government, one was transmitted to the Supervision Department, one was made public, and one was submitted to the imperial court for registration. At the end of a case, not only should the results and process be indicated, but all the trials, investigations, records, and so on of the case should be noted in detail and made public. In this way, all cases will have a beginning and an end. Attached to the strict punishment law, in this way, it can be seen at a glance. Power is taken from the people and used by the people. Of course, ordinary people also have the right to use it. ”

"This is indeed a good way, if it is to be set up, I think the local court must be set up at the same time to be effective."

The fat man put the food in his hands and fell into thought.

"Hey, I've finally got the hang of it. When there is no wine, go to the wine. ”

The maid helped Lu Xiaoxian change a pot of wine, and then poured it into his mouth. Lu Xiaoxian's hands were not idle, and when she went to drink, he tore off a piece of mutton and held it in his hand, waited for her to come over, and fed it to her.

The maid waved her hand again and again, her eyes kept looking at the fat man, and the fat man didn't care so much. The maid hurriedly said, "Master, this can't be done. ”

"I told you to eat meat, but I didn't ask you to do anything, what's the reason why I can't do it."

Lu Xiaoxian looked unhappy.

"You are the master, the villain is just a servant, how can there be a reason for the master and servant to share the table." The maid explained again and again.

"I'll go to your uncle's, you come over to the master, and I'll see you sitting on the table eating meat and drinking wine together. You care about the rules of a bird, walk the rivers and lakes, and if you follow the rules, you will be hungry. Lu Xiaoxian began to be more serious and play tricks again.

"Master, this is really unacceptable." The maid was overwhelmed by Lu Xiaoxian, she asked the fat man for help again, and shouted softly: "Childe." ”

The fat man smiled at the corner of his mouth and said, "It's okay, as long as you don't dislike him for being dirty, let's all sit down and eat together." ”

"What, you dare to say that Lao Tzu is dirty, I think you are a dead fat man who owes a beating."

Lu Xiaoxian's hair is about to explode.

Although the fat man spoke, Lu Xiaoxian repeatedly asked them to sit down and eat meat and drink wine together. But the two big men behind the fat man didn't say a word, holding a knife in their arms, with a calm face, standing quietly behind the fat man. There is no way, Lu Xiaoxian can't force them, so he can only bully this girl. He wiped his hands with the damp cloth he had prepared on the table, and pressed her down on the stool. Tear off the meat and feed her carefully. And he poured wine into a small cup, and fed it to her. The girl is already thin, and she can't be stubborn, so she can only follow.

"That's right, you just served the master and me, this master will serve you, it's very fair. Don't learn from the two wooden stakes behind him, elm heads, and deserve to starve to death in the future. Lu Xiaoxian said with a grin.

"Don't make a fuss first, talk about how to punish the law."

The fat man actually wanted to ask for a long time, seeing that this guy was not idle, he endured it for a while.

"I said dead fatty, you don't know how to be interesting, I didn't see that I was coaxing other girls."

Seeing Lu Xiaoxian roaring at the golden --- fat man, the girl was clever and immediately got up, for fear of ruining his son-in-law's affairs.

"It's okay, you sit down and eat the vegetables obediently." The girl stared at the fat man at a glance, and was pressed back into the chair by Lu Xiaoxian, and sat down herself, leaning with her head in her hands. Lu Xiaoxian said again: "It's really annoying, bad people are good." ”

"Take you to have fun and you don't go, it will chirp crookedly, like a wild donkey in heat."

The fat man is not used to landing Xiaoxian.

"You know. Master, I have my own intentions. ”

"Say it quickly."

The fat man was a little anxious and wanted to know.

"Then you divide it into two parts. Part of it is about obstructing the drums and shouting grievances, and this kind of people, how many killings there are, must not be tolerated. The second part is that if there is an unjust, false and wrongly decided case on the left side of the door, all the people involved in the case will be guilty of the same crime as the criminal. Whether it is an incumbent official or a country bully, they should be treated equally, and they should be strictly investigated and dealt with. If this is not solved, I don't believe that anyone can cover the sky with one hand. ”

The saliva that Lu Xiaoxian said flew up, as if it made sense.

"It seems that not only do you brag, but you also have a little bit of a ghostly idea, and you have a good idea." The fat man was slightly satisfied.

"Come, give a reward to the master." Lu Xiaoxian stretched out his hand.

"Okay, my son is happy today, so I will reward you with a big mouth."

The fat man looked calm and said very seriously.

Lu Xiaoxian was just about to argue with the fat man, but at this time, someone knocked on the door and a voice came.

"Childe, someone brought it."

The fat man responded very calmly: "Bring it in!" ”

Someone pushed the door and brought in a general, whose mouth was gagged with rags. Seeing this, the maid immediately got up and stood aside very respectfully.

Lu Xiaoxian looked at this general, and secretly laughed in his heart: "Whose general is this, how can he be so miserable." ”

"Untie."

The fat man commanded, and his men did so.

The general was free for a while, he didn't scold everyone, he glanced at the fat man meaningfully, and then pretended to be humiliated in the world, and scolded him.

"You mountain thieves dare to coerce the old man to die for you. I think you are tired of being crooked, and when the old man returns to the camp, he will definitely destroy you......"

The fat man didn't care what he said, but said, "I've wronged the general, are you hungry?" Would you like to have something together? ”

The general shook his head again and again, and the fat man wiped his hands, and said, "You have seen my methods, and you know what to say when you go back, right?" ”

The general shook his head, pondered for a while, and said, "If you know, you know, let's say that the county official died of a violent illness." ”

The fat man shook his head slightly, and the general said, "Let's just say that the county official acted perversely and was beaten to death by the refugees." ”

The fat man shook his head again, and the general said again: "That and that...... It is said that he colluded with local bullies and was killed by the heroes of the green forest. ”

"Hey, that's right, the good man's name is Lu Xiaoxian. Remember, it's Lu Xiaoxian, not Chen Daoxuan. ”

The fat man is still admonishing.

"Well, the lowly position is recorded."

The general still wanted to clench his fists, but felt that the words were wrong, so he hurriedly stopped his hand.

"Then what is your explanation for the dispatch of troops?" The fat man asked again.

"Tell me the truth, what's here?"

"Then you're guilty of improper guarding." The fat man also helped him turn around the logic.

"That's not easy, just make it up. It was said that the traces of the thief Lu Xiaoxian were found outside the city, and we led the troops to capture them, but unexpectedly fell for the dog thief's plan to divert the tiger from the mountain, and the county official was killed. Even if someone reports to the prime minister, each with a set of testimony, it doesn't matter if there is no evidence. ”

The general looked relaxed.

"Okay, that's up to the general."

The fat man said, took out a bag of golden beans from his arms, and handed it to the general.

"This can't be done, in this way, the last general will not be guilty of taking bribes." The general resigned.

"Therefore, there are all the human and material evidence, so I can feel at ease."

"So, I'll take it."

The general was good-tempered, and he scolded after entering the door. After a few words, he was happy.

"Well, it should have belonged to the general's hard work."

"Okay." The general took the money bag and said, "Then the old man will take his leave." ”

"Hey, it's not too late to take the token and leave." The fat man took out the token and handed it to him.

"Confused, I forgot about business."

The general took the token and bowed respectfully.

The fat man turned around and said to Lu Xiaoxian again: "Well, this is where the token comes from." ”

Lu Xiaoxian was brought in since he beat the general, and he was still tied up, so he didn't say a word. He thought things were very strange, who the hell was this guy?

But it doesn't matter who he is, he is harmless to himself for the time being. It's the gold lord again, what's the matter!

"I said dead fatty, you have more guts than your ass, dare to go to my Great Qin military camp to kidnap the imperial general. In one word, cow. ”

This is the first time Lu Xiaoxian has given a thumbs up to a fat man.

"Generally average, third in the world." The fat man is proud.

"Hey, don't you still have one? Why didn't you give it to him, and keep it behind? ”

Lu Xiaoxian was clear.

"Oh, it's not his, it's someone else."

"Okay? Or you'll get it for me. ”

Lu Xiaoxian thought about it, if there was such a token in his hand, it would be much more convenient to wander around the land of Great Qin in the future. If Great Qin grows stronger in the future, it will dominate the world. Wander between the worlds, and no one dares to care.

"You want it?" The fat man deliberately teased Lu Xiaoxian, and Lu Xiaoxian nodded very obediently. The fat man said playfully, "Don't give it." ”

"If you don't give it, you won't give it, and I've learned to play tricks, I'm not uncommon." Lu Xiaoxian's face changed instantly, and his face was cynical.

"When the opportunity is given to you, now is not the time." The fat man comforts the young heart of the little fairy.

"If you don't give it, you won't give it, I don't want it yet, master. With my Lu Xiaoxian's ability, I am enough to travel the world and swords across the rivers and lakes. ”

At this time, Lu Xiaoxian was like a little daughter-in-law who couldn't get a treasure, pouting and splashing somewhere. provoked the girls on the side to look at it anymore, and stroked their lips and smiled.

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