Chapter 41: Fighting
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Dou Xiaodou turned his backhand, and saw that the soft sword in his hand was like a blue wave, attacking Lu Xiaoxian's fingers. Lu Xiaoxian hurriedly let go.
Seeing the heavy knife attacking Dou Xiaodou again, Dou Xiaodou hurriedly parried, but was still shocked back two steps.
Lu Xiaoxian hurriedly called Shi Hu. "Don't do it, we manly husbands can't be like little women."
Shi Hu actually doesn't understand it, he won't be allowed to fight, and he won't be allowed to fight.
"She's going to kill you, hit her."
"Can't beat, can't beat, the little Taoist's follower, the little Taoist will be sad if she beats her."
Lu Xiaoxian hurriedly explained to Shi Hu.
But Dou Xiaodou doesn't care so much, he rushes up to teach Lu Xiaoxian a lesson.
I saw Ah Ling's Hidden Blade unsheathed, separating Dou Xiaodou.
"Master stand back."
Ah Ling protected Lu Xiaoxian behind him, and Lu Xiaoxian didn't forget to make a grimace to stimulate Dou Xiaodou.
"There's a good show to watch now."
The golden --- fat man said as he stepped back.
"You maidservant, you dare to oppose the guest, and you don't know how to be humble. As skinny as your master, this girl will teach you a good lesson today. ”
Listening to Dou Xiaodou's sneering, Ah Ling was very cold, thinking only about how to deal with it.
A straight stab and a side cut were easily resolved by Miss Ah Ling. Although the two are weak women, the women don't let them shave their eyebrows, and their kung fu is good, which makes the audience cheer loudly.
Dou Xiaodou turned his face horizontally, and he swam the dragon and the phoenix with one move, full of strength, and was easily held by Ah Ling. However, Dou Xiaodou used a soft sword, and just as Ah Ling was blocking, the tip of the sword bent and hit the back of Ah Ling's head. Ah Ling was careless for a moment, thinking to himself how this is good?
Seeing this, Lu Xiaoxian took a step in shock, protected Ah Ling's neck with one hand, and gently pushed her away. At the same time, he easily held the tip of Dou Xiaodou's sword with one hand.
"Hey, a girl can use such a powerful swordsmanship as a little earthworm, it seems that there are two hits."
"Today, I'll let you see how powerful my peach mountain is."
Dou Xiaodou relied on his ability to enter and exit Peach Mountain casually, walking the rivers and lakes, and regarded himself as Peach Mountain. However, compared to Momoyama's great power, her martial arts are really humble.
"Oh, disciple Momoyama, do you know Yao Chong'er?"
Lu Xiaoxian patted Ah Ling's shoulder and asked her to watch.
Dou Xiaodou thought about it for a long time, she didn't know who Lu Xiaoxian was talking about, in order to avoid embarrassment, she immediately said: "Of course I know, he is my master." ”
Lu Xiaoxian looked at her erratic eyes and knew that she was lying.
"You're lying. Just these two times, you are showing the door to others. ”
As long as Lu Xiaoxian catches the opportunity to ridicule people, he will definitely not miss it.
Speaking of looking at the gate, Dou Xiaodou thought about it, he was really not as good as a gatekeeper. She struck a stance, trying to break free.
"Even if you look at the gate, that's better than you, huh."
"Why, do you still want to fight? If it weren't for our Ah Ling to give you a few points, don't think you can't do anything. Everyone is as arrogant as you, how will you find your in-laws in the future. ”
Lu Xiaoxian likes to watch others get angry and can't do anything about themselves.
"If you have the ability, don't hide behind a woman. Hiding behind a woman and being a good man, what kind of man is it? ”
Dou Xiaodou was still unconvinced, and struggled a few more times, and the soft sword was pinched to death by Lu Xiaoxian. But Dou Xiaodou still has some ability after all, and slashed his hand towards Lu Xiaoxian, and Lu Xiaoxian immediately let go.
"Okay, well, since you are not convinced, then I will teach you a good lesson for you. But wait a minute, I'll have to find a weapon to get my hands on. ”
Lu Xiaoxian looked around.
"Pretending, with a sword on your back, and saying you don't have a weapon?"
Lu Xiaoxian didn't care about her, looked around, and looked at a willow stump not far away, which happened to have slender willow sticks.
"If I use an iron sword, it's not purely bullying a weak woman, how can it be regarded as a lesson for you."
So saying, he went over and picked wicker.
"Eventful."
Dou Xiaodou dislikes Lu Xiaoxian.
"The master is strict with his teachings, and he should use a ruler. The master trains the dog, and he should use the willow whip. ”
Lu Xiaoxian himself felt that what he said was good, but looking at Dou Xiaodou who was still in place, he waved his hand and said, "Come on!" ”
Dou Xiaodou heard the provocation, the sword walked the dragon, and he killed it with one move, and he was full of skill. Lu Xiaoxian jumped lightly and flipped and dodged. But it's a pity that the willow stump behind him was cut off again.
"I said you girl, the little earthworm can do it."
Lu Xiaoxian was also ready to praise it, and Dou Xiaodou killed him with a sword. Lu Xiaoxian didn't use the wicker in her hand like Ah Ling girl. He just took advantage of the momentum and slid away from her sword move to avoid flipping. Pull out the wicker and hit her ass.
only heard the sound of "whoosh", and saw Dou Xiaodou with a tense face, holding his mouth, tears in his eyes, and looking at Lu Xiaoxian through gritted teeth.
"Look at what I'm doing, Master said, if you don't obey, you have to whip it. I am teaching you a lesson for your father, so that you may know that when you are born as a human being, you should treat all living beings as equal, and how can there be a distinction between dignity and inferiority. ”
It seems that this time it really hurts, and Dou Xiaodou stood in place touching her ass for a long time.
Looking at Dou Xiaodou, who was staring at him viciously, Lu Xiaoxian said again: "If you don't accept it, you will come again if you don't accept it." ”
"Lu Xiaoxian, you're enough."
Chen Daoxuan couldn't stand it anymore and stopped it loudly.
"It doesn't really matter if I'm enough or not, as long as she's enough."
Lu Xiaoxian was still provoking Dou Xiaodou, but Dou Xiaodou still held his mouth and didn't move, looking at Lu Xiaoxian aggrievedly.
Lu Xiaoxian stepped forward slowly, and said, "Why, I can't stand it anymore!" is really a big lady, so hypocritical. Look at your mouth, you can tie twelve donkeys. ”
Dou Xiaodou threw the sword in his hand to the ground, grabbed Lu Xiaoxian and bit it. Lu Xiaoxian was hit this time, and in the face of a spicy little woman, she really had no move.
"Stop, stop, you're a dog."
Lu Xiaoxian dropped the stick, and finally pushed Dou Xiaodou's head away, Dou Xiaodou bared his teeth and looked at Lu Xiaoxian viciously.
Forget about being punched and kicked, Lu Xiaoxian touched his arm, picked it up and looked at it, and was bitten red. Deep tooth marks, purplish-purple-red. Lu Xiaoxian was skinless now, he was cleaned up, and he was standing like a monkey.
Everyone saw this result, and they were very satisfied and happy.
"Okay, I've beaten and fought, and I've made enough trouble, let's go eat!"
The fat man finally stood up and made a draw. Chen Daoxuan picked up the soft sword of Dou Xiaodou on the ground, pulled the twisted Dou Xiaodou, and walked towards the restaurant with everyone.
However, halfway through, Lu Xiaoxian didn't pay attention, and Dou Xiaodou kicked Lu Xiaoxian's ass again. Lu Xiaoxian jumped forward and bumped into someone.
"Ah...... What a disrespect! ”
Lu Xiaoxian only felt that there was a meat pad shouting under him, and looked up.
"Oh my god."
It turned out that he knocked down an aunt with a tiger's back and a bear's waist.
At this time, another onlooker came over and said, "Young man, don't be anxious, sooner or later your adults will tell you about your family." You're still young, don't rush on the road. Besides, it doesn't look like a good match! ”
"That's it, let's find someone of the same age."
"It's good to get people's consent if you can't do it, it's not okay for the overlord to bow this street, but in our Qin country, you have to be sentenced."
"Young man, look at your body, even if people agree, you may not be able to handle it."
"Hahaha......"
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Lu Xiaoxian was ridiculed and immediately stood up. Covering his face with his hands, he ran to the restaurant.
Miss Ah Ling hurriedly helped up the aunt, who was pressed and panting, and spoke from between the leaky teeth.
"Scared me to death, scared me to death. has lived for a lifetime, and in broad daylight you can still meet hooligans. It's really a hell of a life, it's still a pervert, it seems that the old lady is as beautiful as she was back then. is also engaged in sneak attacks, it seems that young people nowadays can do any tricks! ”
Hearing what the aunt said, it caused everyone to laugh. Dou Xiaodou, who was originally displeased, was also in a much better mood when he saw it.
Ah Ling patted the dust on the aunt's body and apologized to others, the aunt looked at the girl's beauty, and she was not angry, and said: "This little girl is good-looking, and that kid is a pair!" ”
Hearing what the aunt said, Ah Ling hurriedly shook his head.
"That kid knows to run if he hits someone without apologizing, and throws this embarrassing thing to his future daughter-in-law. Behold, if that boy may marry you in the future, it will be a blessing to him. ”
Hearing what the aunt said, before Ah Ling could explain, Dou Xiaodou preemptively said: "He, how can he have a face to see people, this will be hiding in a mouse hole." ”
The aunt glanced at Dou Xiaodou, patted Ah Ling's hand, and said, "It's better to be this girl, it's better to be this girl." ”
"Auntie, I'm really sorry if you go slowly."
Ah Ling kept apologetically.
When they arrived at the restaurant, Lu Xiaoxian had already ordered a table of his favorite food and watched them arrive. Lu Xiaoxian said: "I said Brother Shihu, come over quickly, see what you like to eat, just order." And Ah Ling, you can come over too, although you can order what you like. ”
Listening to Lu Xiaoxian's shouting, it was as if nothing had happened outside. It seems that he is not embarrassed, but it is others who are embarrassed.
Seeing that Lu Xiaoxian was so generous, Shi Hu took the lead and ordered hard dishes. Ah Ling felt sorry for the fat man's golden beans and was reluctant to order. Maybe the difference between master and servant is engraved in the bones, and there is a hierarchy.
"Why are you stunned, come and order."
Seeing that Ah Ling didn't move, Lu Xiaoxian roared.
"Sir, you just order."
Ah Ling hurriedly excused himself.
"It's not profitable, and I don't want you to pay for it. Then have a deer antler or something soup or something to make you up. ”
Listening to Lu Xiaoxian's blame, Ah Ling lowered his head with a smile on his face.
Of course, the fat man will not be polite, so he found a good position and sat down.
"Lu Xiaoxian, you know that you eat and eat, and you don't care about others."
Lu Xiaoxian clapped his hands, stretched out his hands and waved forward, and said, "I've taken care of everything." ”
"Then you won't be polite to Brother Dao."
The fat man said, stretching out his hand, indicating that Brother Dao would like to sit down.
Lu Xiaoxian glanced at Chen Daoxuan and Dou Xiaodou, who looked unhappy, and laughed. He said: "They, they have hands and feet, and they have sharp teeth, and they can't die of hunger. ”
They all sat down, except for a few dead servants and Ah Ling behind the fat man. Of course, to see them so serious, they must have been rigorously trained.
"You can sit down in peace, little girl, how can you be so exquisite."
Seeing Ah Ling standing beside him obediently, Lu Xiaoxian really couldn't stand it. Lu Xiaoxian is used to being free and easy, and he always feels awkward when he sees others serving him so restrainedly. Maybe this is a cheap life and a cheap bone, and you can't enjoy this kind of blessing.
Although Ah Ling was pressed on the chair by Lu Xiaoxian and sat down, it could still be seen that she was still very restrained and carefully served Lu Xiaoxian.
As soon as the wine and meat were served, Lu Xiaoxian tore off a chicken leg and put it in Ah Ling's bowl. I tore off another one, took a bite, and asked, "When did you guys come together?" You were also responsible for the fierce battle at the gates? ”
Lu Xiaoxian's question, it's really not the right time, everyone's mouths are not idle, who cares about you. Looking at Shi Hu again, he ate the meat, a big piece of meat, unambiguously.
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