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At this time, Lao Tan estimated that he had had enough fun, so he approached slowly, pressed them with his hand, and poked them with his fingers on his body, and the senior brother couldn't move. The old man carried them by the neck again, and put his feet on the treetops, and headed towards the mountain.

"Since you are no longer frightened, I am no longer surprised. It affects the quality of the meat, so let's make it more exciting. ”

So saying, he came to a clearing by the lake. The surroundings are silent and overgrown with weeds. Lao Tan jumped up and was a hundred feet off the ground. Directly above the lake, he threw the two of them down.

I only heard the two brothers screaming miserably, their hands and feet seemed to be bound, they couldn't break free, and they couldn't move. Standing above and looking down, the water of this lake is also strange, the top is shrouded in a layer of black gas, and the surface of the lake is glowing with silver. Faintly through the bottom, the bottom of the lake is pitch black.

What's even stranger is that the black gas on the surface of the lake has no buoyancy at all, but has a kind of attraction, and they fall extremely fast.

In this way, the senior brother fell into the lake with a scream of fear of heights, stirring up waves one after another.

Lao Tan seemed to suddenly remember something, patted his head, and said, "Oops." ”

Rushing in the direction they fell, he plunged into the water and threw himself a few times. Then he picked them up and returned them to the shore.

"Ahh

Looking at the brothers and sisters, their bodies had already been corroded by the strange water in the lake, leaving a pile of bones, and a layer of thick blood and carrion on them.

Lao Tan sniffed it, and covered his nose with one hand, feeling very smelly. His skull was covered with blood from his dirty hands, and he didn't know it. He tore off another leg bone and gnawed it with the scattered teeth. Eating at the top, leaking at the bottom, it's disgusting to look at, and the carrion falls to the ground. He also pretended to have a taste, but he was really lonely and dirty.

Lao Tan tore for a while, suddenly looked at the ground, couldn't help but vomit a few times, and jumped away.

"It's disgusting, how can there be such a disgusting thing. It's so disgusting, I actually ate it. Old Tan, you're so confused. ”

He covered his nose with one hand, pulled the bone with the other, and threw it into the water by the lake. He also vented his anger on the carrion that had just been torn off the ground, and rushed up with a kick. There was a boulder lump in front of him, with the same skin as him, and it happened to hit the stinky foot he said. How hard the old Tan just exhaled, how cool it will be.

A pile of carrion was indeed kicked into the lake, very precisely, but at this time, Lao Tan jumped vigorously holding his waste feet. At a glance, he still had half of his foot left. Half of it has become slag, and it seems that it is still a slight advantage of the stubborn stone.

"Ah!! Fuck, my feet. Ah......" jumped there for a moment and said, "Damn, you can't be angry, you can't be angry, it's too much to be angry." ”

He went into the water again, touched the skeletons of the two brothers, and found a pile of large and small stones. While scraping the bones with their former swords, they sharpened them with stones.

"It's not bad, with the Iron Guy, it's a lot faster."

While looking into the lake, he broke off his head and gestured. After two or three days, I finally created a skeleton that I was satisfied with. Looking in the mirror at the lake, jumping and jumping, it seems that I am very satisfied.

And he made a pair of crutches out of his leg bones and skull, and staggered to great satisfaction. The skull, in particular, can also be turned in circles, like a rattle.

He took the remaining bones to the cave, pieced them together one by one, and made a random human figure. If it's too long, give it a knife. If it's too short, just chop it up and piece it together. In this way, he disliked that it was too troublesome, so he poured a pile directly, placed it arbitrarily, and whichever one he got was that one. But also, after all, I am not studying medicine, how can I remember it so clearly and arrange it so neatly. Make your left hand long and your right hand short. The left leg is broken, and the right leg is long. He also has horns on his head, like a monster.

Take three steps back and look at your masterpiece. Haha and laughed, I felt very accomplished and complacent.

said: "Then you, stay here." Remember the ...... Oh, I forgot to ask you what your name is. ”

This guy is patting his head again, but fortunately, he has changed to a new brain melon skin. His own broken man had long since been given to the "new man" on the earth. The one on the crutch in his hand is naturally the big brother's.

Tsai looked at the skeleton on the ground carefully and seriously, and said, "What do you call it?" It's too much brain-draining. I remember that my name was Lao Tan, and the old guy's surname was Ji, so he called me Ji Tan. That's it, anyway, I don't know what your name is, so I'll just call you Tan. ”

Speaking of the scab, he remembered the balls. immediately changed his words and said happily: "Okay, okay, you have a name, and from now on you will be called Dandan." Isn't it nice, isn't it nice? I'm so talented, I'm just a genius. ”

He was excited, and he was really intoxicated by his talent.

Then he looked at the crutch and said, "What shall you be called?" I like to call myself a Taoist, but I can't call you Tanye, right? I can't call you grandpa, and it's not smooth. ”

After some thought, I still feel troublesome.

"Forget it, you can shout first. In the future, if you have a nice name, I will change it for you. Well, it was so happily decided. ”

With that, he jumped up and took out a dusty box from a crack in the inner wall of the cave. When opened, there is a spiritual rune, covered with a five-element seal.

I saw that Lao Tan's fingers were flicked, and the spirit talisman was immediately erected in front of him. After blowing a mouthful, the spirit rune immediately burned again, and it fell into nothing.

Lao Tan waved his hand again and said, "Go, it's him." ”

I saw the spirit rune fall in the air and disappear between the piles of bones.

"Ah, I've been waiting for a long time to finally wait for today, and I'm finally free."

Before the words fell, Lao Tan had already stepped away from the mountain, leaving a very deep back with a looped leg. Looking at the pile of white bones again, in the silence, the white fingers moved slightly.

In this way, he jumped out of the valley, and he didn't know how far he went, and he saw Lu Xiaoxian and them in his bursts of exclamations.

"I said you old thing, why don't you eat well, you have to eat human flesh, you have a serious illness, right?"

Lu Xiaoxian was born a calf and is not afraid of tigers.

"Old thing, seriously ill?" Lao Tan jumped in front of Lu Xiaoxian in one step, and everyone immediately retreated. "Who do you say? I've just got a new skeleton. If I am seriously ill, do you think I will get sick? How can it be compared to you ordinary people. ”

Lu Xiaoxian also realized that if he didn't say a word well, it would be easy to arch the fire.

"Then you're a master?"

"That's nature."

Lao Tan was smug and patted his chest.

"Then why are you still eating us?"

Lu Xiaoxian actually wanted to know how this white bone survived, could it be that he really had to eat human flesh, how many people would have to die.

"It's very simple, it's delicious!"

When Lu Xiaoxian heard Lao Tan's words, he was speechless, and the whole thing was a nervous disorder. I thought to myself, how to fool him.

"Since you are a master, then you dare to fight with me?"

"Come on, come on, why don't you dare?"

Lao Tan is decisive and very powerful.

"Okay, then you can be optimistic." Lu Xiaoxian said, his two fingers casually drew a few times in front of him, and his mouth said: "Heavenly Spirit, Earth Spirit, Wang Er Mazi will soon appear in the spirit." ”

He waved his hand forward again, and said again: "Have you seen the master's Dao talisman?" If you can find it back, I will admit defeat and let you slaughter. ”

Lao Tan looked at Lu Xiaoxian's finger in the distance seriously, and said, "Really? ”

Lu Xiaoxian nodded again and again, thinking that this neuropathy was serious. Unexpectedly, he waved his sleeve at the group, forcing everyone to take a few steps back. Lu Xiaoxian remained motionless in place, but Lao Tan was a little curious.

"Lu Xiaoxian, be careful."

The fat man --- Jin reminded him that he felt that the person in front of him was getting worse and worse, and his strength was far above them.

"You said that you are a person who has not yet entered the subtleties and has not reached the realm of condensing qi, and you still fight? Phew! Lao Tan said very angrily.

Lu Xiaoxian smiled, and then said: "You know this, it's not bad." But unlike you, anything that can be practiced seriously is a cultivator. You don't have to cultivate the Dao Fa, and it's the same with your mouth. ”

"Ridiculous, I just came out of the mountain and I met a splash, it seems that you are really tired of being crooked."

Listening to the meaning of Lao Tan, he wants to do it. Lu Xiaoxian hurriedly said again: "Don't don't, you are also a master." In this way, let's die and die, shall we? Just tell us your story, and when you get to the underworld, you know what a master's sword you died. ”

Lao Tan listened to it and knew that this kid was deliberately delaying time, and he didn't know what was bad to hold back. But after so many years of living alone in an empty valley, there is really nothing to say. Today I finally waited for a master who actively listened, how could I miss it.

Do you want to eat meat, or do you want to talk? Lao Tan thought about it again and again, and finally figured it out, and first explained the grievances, hatred, boredom, loneliness, emptiness, and coldness in his heart for many years...... And so on and so forth. When the intestines are emptied, it is not too late to fill human flesh. He promised Lu Xiaoxian to tell him and let him be an understanding ghost.

"Okay, then you listen to me one by one."

"Stop."

Lu Xiaoxian saw that he was about to take the bait, and immediately called a halt.

"What's the matter, don't like to hear it?"

Lao Tan was very displeased.

Lu Xiaoxian greeted him with a smile and hurriedly explained: "If you don't like it, it is a great blessing in life to be able to listen to the teachings of your predecessors." ”

"And what are you rambling about?"

"I'm not thinking about my predecessors. You see, you want to eat meat so much, you must have not tasted the smell of fireworks in the world for a long time, and you must be greedy. Hearing Lu Xiaoxian say this, Lao Tan knocked his gums and looked at the person behind Lu Xiaoxian again. Seeing that the situation was not good, Lu Xiaoxian hurriedly explained: "Senior, you believe me, there is no oil or salt here, even if he eats our meat, it is not fragrant!" In this way, I told these little people behind me to go to the town to get some wine and meat and come back, and we talked while eating and drinking, wouldn't it be happy! ”

"Well, this......" Although he knew that this kid was either telling them to run away, or asking them to call someone. However, for the sake of eating, he still wavered, and finally simply nodded. "But let's talk about it first, I'm not here to eat your wine and meat, nor to talk about life for you, understand?"

"I know, I know, we are here to be happy, happy and revenge, understand." Lu Xiaoxian was possessed by a sycophant, and Lao Tan also nodded with satisfaction.

"Come on, come on, there's wine and meat here."

Dou Xiaodou said, ripped off the burden and wine bag from Shi Hu's body and handed it over. When everyone heard this, they immediately shifted their eyes and looked at Dou Xiaodou in unison.

Lu Xiaoxian turned around and looked at Dou Xiaodou, who had nothing to do, pulled over the food, and shouted angrily: "Get out." ”

Listening to Lu Xiaoxian's angry scolding, Dou Xiaodou blushed suddenly. looked at Lu Xiaoxian with an aggrieved face, and the corners of his eyes were full of tears.

Lu Xiaoxian lip-stitched everyone again.

"Go away and don't come back. I have a way to get out, leave me alone. ”

It's just that their mouths are moving, and I don't know if they understand it.

"Hmmm! Go and get as much meat as you can. Such a little is not enough for the predecessors to plug the teeth. ”

Shi Hu listened to Lu Xiaoxian's orders, but he didn't leave. Chen Daoxuan and Jin --- couldn't pull the fat man, and the angry Lu Xiaoxian really wanted to give him two feet.

"Get out."

Lu Xiaoxian scolded Shi Hu again, and looked at him deadly.

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